twoprime's Blog

I have been doing the whole sarge thing lately in both Oakland and San Francisco and wanted to offer you guys a little warning to be careful of the lifestyle in the aspect of drinking while driving, as nobody needs to get  a DUI, regardless of where you are. It is just really not worth it. The reason I say all of this is because my friend did it just last week and was pulled over and the rest is history.Now he has to go out and find an Oakland or San Francisco DUI lawyer or even a criminal defense attorney depending on how the charges pan out and believe me he is not loving life right now. He is going to fight this in court but it is going to cost hime a lot of money because a DUI or criminal defense type lawyer does not come cheap, especially in the San Francisco area, or anywhere in the state for that matter. I know a lot of you guys on this forum take cabs and all of that or walk and that is great but for those very few of you who sometimes take the chance to drink and drive I recommend that you do not risk it because a DUI can basically ruin your life, sad to say. If this lawyer does not succeed he is looking at jail time, probation and no driving privelages for a very long time. Plus, his insurance rates will go throught the roof for the foreseeable future.. Listen guys there are just too many roadblocks out there these days and besides that the police are highly trained to detect any DUI type behavior. You would be surpised all the signals that they can detect, they are very good. Plus you could get yourself or someone else killed to boot. Sorry for the lecture but I had to get this out there for you dudes so you do not fall into the same pitfall as my buddy did. Get a designated driver or better yet just take a cab or walk or something..

So far this year I have been keeping my New Years resolution of going out more and doing more approaches. All in all, I have had some successes, including a one night stand with a tourist girl last friday. I just kept escalating, nothing too special beyond that. I have also been keeping a journal of every approach that I have done so far. It looks like I am averaging several a day and I writing down  details of each interaction and what the results are/were, such as phone number close and so forth. On a negative note my iPhone was recently broken (cracked screen 3g and so on, wter damage) no insurance and needed a repair, so I made the mistake of going through corporate Apple, which takes a very long time indeed. I am told that  a better way is to go through an independent internet phone or softphone type service like NC mobile, for example, which is based far away in Florida but is apparently much faster than sending it to the corporate offices, way too much red tape there, unfortuntely. Like Brad said, iPhone is cool becase it has Skype ad you ca make the free calls, which is awesome to be able to make international calls on your mobile or internet Phone or PC whatever....Anyway I have to go get my NC insurance renewed and then I will have some more updates very soon. Kirk out out for now.

well I was going to write a review on the latest 'Megan wants a Millionairre' as it is the ultimate afc show, but it was abruptly canceled after a bizarre turn of events. One contestent, Ryan, killed his woman in a fit of jelousy (the show had already wrapped filming but was on episode 3 when the murder occured so VH1 canceled it). I found this to be somewhat ironic since I was about to write about Ryan's perfomance on the show to date. He was interesting because he bragged about being a player, to the point of telling the other guys there that he should teach game. (the British butler had a field day with that one). Ryan then proceeded to spend an estimated $1300 on megan in one date, for which he got a measly kiss at the end. he was ultimately eliminated, married some other girl in a quickie in las vegas, then apparently killed her soonafter in a fit of jelousy. Some player, hugh? Wrote about it on my blog in more details too...
On a positive note, thank God that it looks like VH1 is not going to bring back that show the Pick-Up Artist this year. When that show came on last year I had a bunch of girls ask me if "I had watched that pickup show' whenever  tried an opinion opener or other type of "classic game". That rally sucked big time.
Anyways i was thinking about sprucing up my look a but with some nice bling bling jewelry. Like TD said though it cannot be too over the top. No diamond hoops or diamond dog tags or gold chains for me. The web has some cool hip hop jewelry and things like freeze watch and aqua master watch but again i think I will look for something understated like a simple ring or something, well see. I will not be bothering with custom furn. and so forth (as Fight Club said, you do not want to be identified by it). I mean, custom furniture or designer lighting is cool or whatever as long as you are not defined by it..... I will update you once I make a selection. I am new to the whole bling bling jewelry thing so we will see how it goes i guess. I was told on Nathans bootcamp to just put enouph on to decorate yourself but do not pile on the hip hop jewelry and gold franco chains, etc if it does not fit your personality. that rings true to me i guess.

Man I was watching that show 'Megan Wants a Millionarre' on VH1 and if you are in the community you cannot help but think that these guys are a bunch of supplicating afc's. One guy in particular, Al, after only 2 days at the mansion has already given megan an $8000 check for valentines day and several other presents worth another $800 and he has massaged her feet like some sort of Roman houseboy all before he even kissed her (beyond a small peck on the cheek in-greeting). But the guy there with the worst game already got eliminated after only a day: he started telling megan how all these chicks were stalking him and when she asked why that was he replied 'I guess it's the hump game', she frowned and eliminated him later that night. He has perhaps the worst game of anyone I have ever seen. He is like the polar opposite of Tyler Durden. To add insult to injury, there is this wise-assed British butler who pipes in with witty wisecracks every time one of the suitors screws up, which is often. For example, when Al accidentially made Megan spill her wine on herself during the foot massage, he exclaimed what a fool and a goofball he was while the camera kept paning to the butler who said things with his haughty English accent like "yes Al, you certainly are", etc. Then when Al narrowly escaped elimination and the man with no game and a fat older movie producer and trust fund kid were eliminated instead, the Butler exclaimed 'well i guess this just shows that it is better to make a complete ass out of yourself than to be an elderly pear-shaped gentlemen or a trust fund baby with no actual trust fund yet". Funny stuff, I may write more about it on my blog a little later on after the next show.

Been doing more cold approaches lately. My most memorable recent approach was at the county building where I live. She was sitting on a bench and I got a newspaper out of the Kiosk next to her and began chatting. It went great and I can tell she was enjoying it. Then her burly boyfriend walked out and sat next to her and it got awkward after that. I continued the convo and found out they were both moving together soon so that ended that. I have also been working on my Vermont News Blog, I still live in hawaa though. Fun times all around.