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Twolife

Twolife

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Join Date: 01/07/2012 | Posts: 511

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About Me: 
Working is boring. Nah.
I'm awesome.
I've never eaten a taco, but have always wanted to try one.
I desire a personal bitch that would bring me food on my command. Like actually training a golden retriever on how to cook scrambled eggs chef Ramsay style.
I'm an artisan that's talented all around. The fuck is an artisan?
I'm the shit. Like srsly, I shit a lot; typically every morning.
I BEATBOX LIKE A BOSS.
I plank like There's no Tomorrow.
Interests: 
Cats, Kittens, Puppies, Dogs, Bitches, Money, Clothing, Music, Free stuffs.
Activities: 
Beatboxing, Dubstep, Plank, Being Retarded, Skiing, Consulting, Reading, Bullshiting, improv
Favorite Music: 
Dubstep, Skrillex, Flux Pavilion, 16-bit, DJ Captain Crunch, Aqua, Wallpaper., House, French Electro, Foreign Beggars, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, McFly, The Prodigy, Blue Foundation
Favorite TV Shows: 
The Mentalist, Mad Men, The Twilight Zone, Psychoville, How I met your mother
Favorite Movies: 
Fight Club
Favorite Books: 
My Secret Garden, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The confessions of an advertising man

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J0akes

J0akes

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Join Date: 07/16/2011 | Posts: 478

 Im movin to Hamilton this summer. I feel like we should get together and tear some party apart.
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J0akes

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 Hey bro, where do you live.
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