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Hey Two-step, big fan of collegeflirt, don't really know what happened to it. There's an article on there that talks about 1 question that makes flirting easy. There's supposed to be a video, but the video is gone. Can tell me what the question is? Thanks man.
http://collegeflirt.net/1-question-that-makes-flirting-stupidly-easy/
http://collegeflirt.net/1-question-that-makes-flirting-stupidly-easy/
hey mate, love your blogs, reminds me of jeffys shit all over again.
Started to flake running game then i got straight back on the wagon after a night or two reading your blogs. Results have been fuckin awesome. Spin hug machine, exploding dem bitches toes of the ground, running some good role play, ended up with a stack of numbers, chicks chasing me, some other chick gagging for it even though she had a boyfriend ( in fact he displayed classic chode signs of desperation and peacocking - on his own gf haha. ) Then i fucked a decent 7. Not too bad. But since she pulled a girl one night before and gives fuckin amazing head, maybe im onto something. Fast tracking to threesomes thanks to some of your material motherfucker! Thanks!
PS heres a example of how i got an office chicks number at work. Shes a lot older than i, and i was doin your thing of just goin for a number close. Inspired!
(She origanally posts on my fbto say good luck on goin to my new job, and shes jealous...)
Me - i aim to make them jealous! If you come up to the mountain, drop me a line, i can organise a few discounted lift tickets. Or a beer or two. No smoke for you!
Her -Hahaha...thanks! I just may take you up on that...never know! Not that I know how to ski or snowboard though! The beer works though! Hahaha... if you make it back down at all over the season they have beer down here too! :)
ME- you could just be my new wingman, or wingwoman, if that a word. I must warn you however, you dont need to ski or snowboard to be a good wing, just know the relevent sports news, pool skills arent necessary but helpful, and the ability to spit out a few wisecracks. If this sounds like you, you got the job. No smokin on the job!!
HER - Hahaha... possibly?! I only play sports though, don't watch 'em... and I am a pool shark...didn't you know?! Yeah right, I'm not a fan, I'm horrible! This sounds like a really hard job, I'm not sure I'd make the cut but I'm willing to try! I don't think it's me we gotta worry about smokin' on the job there mister! ;)
ME - dont mister me Ms!. You can start on a 30 probitionary wingwoman license, at the end of which you will be granted a honorary certificate of wingsmanship, a badge and a sombraro hat. and i would love to see your claim of being a pool shark. We could take peoples money and pride. Thats something to be a fan about!
HER - Hahaha.... wow, this wingwoman position is serious stuff I see!! ;)
ME - Seriously fun, hell yes. You can even climb the ranks to grand wing woman one day. You may even be already there, i dont know what crazy skills you possess. Hell i dont even know what im getting myself into. I dont think the place is ready for all this uncalibrated wing partnership power to be destroying the place. Ill still give you a shot though Ms applica...oh , excuse me , Ms .....
HER - Why thank-you Mr. . I greatly appreciate the opportunity and look forward to showing you that you have chosen the best applicant for the job! I'm looking forward to my first day! :) When is that anyway?
ME - Well being early days, im sure you can appreciate that we have to take time to let all the applicants down, crush their hopes and dreams, arrange your uniform ( trucker plad or some various nhl jersey) and get the lunches supplied from Arbys. I hope you like beef dips cause 5 for 5 bucks is a great wing deal. Subsequent board meetings take place at Burger King, or Carls Jnr if its been a good month. I will have your schedule sorted as soon as you give me your number for payroll purposes.
HER- Wow, this company treats their employees so well! I'm really quite fortunate to have been given such a great opportunity. I'm more of a Keg person myself but won't push my luck. I know there are a number of applicants for this position and am quite grateful for the opportunity. Please contact me by text at xxxxxxxx with my start date. I'm looking forward to it! I think you will make a fabulous boss! It's a non-smoking environment, right?
ME - yes, non smoking. You will make an excellent wing. The office will contact you shortly. Any further inquiries can be sent to xxxxxxxx
Started to flake running game then i got straight back on the wagon after a night or two reading your blogs. Results have been fuckin awesome. Spin hug machine, exploding dem bitches toes of the ground, running some good role play, ended up with a stack of numbers, chicks chasing me, some other chick gagging for it even though she had a boyfriend ( in fact he displayed classic chode signs of desperation and peacocking - on his own gf haha. ) Then i fucked a decent 7. Not too bad. But since she pulled a girl one night before and gives fuckin amazing head, maybe im onto something. Fast tracking to threesomes thanks to some of your material motherfucker! Thanks!
PS heres a example of how i got an office chicks number at work. Shes a lot older than i, and i was doin your thing of just goin for a number close. Inspired!
(She origanally posts on my fbto say good luck on goin to my new job, and shes jealous...)
Me - i aim to make them jealous! If you come up to the mountain, drop me a line, i can organise a few discounted lift tickets. Or a beer or two. No smoke for you!
Her -Hahaha...thanks! I just may take you up on that...never know! Not that I know how to ski or snowboard though! The beer works though! Hahaha... if you make it back down at all over the season they have beer down here too! :)
ME- you could just be my new wingman, or wingwoman, if that a word. I must warn you however, you dont need to ski or snowboard to be a good wing, just know the relevent sports news, pool skills arent necessary but helpful, and the ability to spit out a few wisecracks. If this sounds like you, you got the job. No smokin on the job!!
HER - Hahaha... possibly?! I only play sports though, don't watch 'em... and I am a pool shark...didn't you know?! Yeah right, I'm not a fan, I'm horrible! This sounds like a really hard job, I'm not sure I'd make the cut but I'm willing to try! I don't think it's me we gotta worry about smokin' on the job there mister! ;)
ME - dont mister me Ms!. You can start on a 30 probitionary wingwoman license, at the end of which you will be granted a honorary certificate of wingsmanship, a badge and a sombraro hat. and i would love to see your claim of being a pool shark. We could take peoples money and pride. Thats something to be a fan about!
HER - Hahaha.... wow, this wingwoman position is serious stuff I see!! ;)
ME - Seriously fun, hell yes. You can even climb the ranks to grand wing woman one day. You may even be already there, i dont know what crazy skills you possess. Hell i dont even know what im getting myself into. I dont think the place is ready for all this uncalibrated wing partnership power to be destroying the place. Ill still give you a shot though Ms applica...oh , excuse me , Ms .....
HER - Why thank-you Mr. . I greatly appreciate the opportunity and look forward to showing you that you have chosen the best applicant for the job! I'm looking forward to my first day! :) When is that anyway?
ME - Well being early days, im sure you can appreciate that we have to take time to let all the applicants down, crush their hopes and dreams, arrange your uniform ( trucker plad or some various nhl jersey) and get the lunches supplied from Arbys. I hope you like beef dips cause 5 for 5 bucks is a great wing deal. Subsequent board meetings take place at Burger King, or Carls Jnr if its been a good month. I will have your schedule sorted as soon as you give me your number for payroll purposes.
HER- Wow, this company treats their employees so well! I'm really quite fortunate to have been given such a great opportunity. I'm more of a Keg person myself but won't push my luck. I know there are a number of applicants for this position and am quite grateful for the opportunity. Please contact me by text at xxxxxxxx with my start date. I'm looking forward to it! I think you will make a fabulous boss! It's a non-smoking environment, right?
ME - yes, non smoking. You will make an excellent wing. The office will contact you shortly. Any further inquiries can be sent to xxxxxxxx
thanks guys
new to all of this, new to the forum but after reading your field reports *fucking hilarious* i just had to share this with you
i had to post this somewhere ANYWHERE.
long story short.
PLOW PLOW PLOW PLOW
with a solid 8 so i'm happy whatever the night is closing, i spot RAGING BITCH that i fucked with earlier, she is with some guy now. she spots me comes hard charging up to me READY TO FUCKING COCK BLOCK looks at the girl im talking to and says "he has herpes"
INSTANTLY SNAP BACK " AMANDA YOUR THE ONE THAT FUCKING GAME HERPES TO BEGIN WITH"
she is mortified the guy she is with is disgusted instantly turned off and wants nothing to do with her
-I ONLY MET YOU TONIGHT
"Amanda we fucked 2 weeks ago, seriously WHY do you always do this shit ITS OVER BETWEEN US"
make a scene .FUCKING CONVINCING SCENE i could be on a god damn soap opera. had the guy she was with convinced im the ex. he leaves, she runs off after him. turn back to the 8 nearly dying of laughter now, spent 15 minutes telling that really was the first time i met that girl. make out session , pull . bring home.
*scene close*
mission accomplished I CANT WAIT FOR FUCKING BOOTCAMP
i had to post this somewhere ANYWHERE.
long story short.
PLOW PLOW PLOW PLOW
with a solid 8 so i'm happy whatever the night is closing, i spot RAGING BITCH that i fucked with earlier, she is with some guy now. she spots me comes hard charging up to me READY TO FUCKING COCK BLOCK looks at the girl im talking to and says "he has herpes"
INSTANTLY SNAP BACK " AMANDA YOUR THE ONE THAT FUCKING GAME HERPES TO BEGIN WITH"
she is mortified the guy she is with is disgusted instantly turned off and wants nothing to do with her
-I ONLY MET YOU TONIGHT
"Amanda we fucked 2 weeks ago, seriously WHY do you always do this shit ITS OVER BETWEEN US"
make a scene .FUCKING CONVINCING SCENE i could be on a god damn soap opera. had the guy she was with convinced im the ex. he leaves, she runs off after him. turn back to the 8 nearly dying of laughter now, spent 15 minutes telling that really was the first time i met that girl. make out session , pull . bring home.
*scene close*
mission accomplished I CANT WAIT FOR FUCKING BOOTCAMP
Group
Opener
Fat dumb cunt girl who likes to ruin everything: oohhhh emmmm geee is dat a opinion opener *eats donut* look debby hes trying to be a Pick up artist
Guy: Oh god you know about opinion openers? you must be the player of the group... i bet you got sick game...and its working...come here big hug
Fat Cunt: Ewww no go away loser
Guy: haha oh dear, is she always like this. So hows your guys night goin.
Fat cunt; STOP TALKING TO US
Guy: high five, down low *pull hand away* LOOK HOW SLOW YOU ARE YOU DUMB FAT CUNT *PULL OUT PISTOL. Insert hole in head*
GG, insta lay guaranteed
hahaha
Opener
Fat dumb cunt girl who likes to ruin everything: oohhhh emmmm geee is dat a opinion opener *eats donut* look debby hes trying to be a Pick up artist
Guy: Oh god you know about opinion openers? you must be the player of the group... i bet you got sick game...and its working...come here big hug
Fat Cunt: Ewww no go away loser
Guy: haha oh dear, is she always like this. So hows your guys night goin.
Fat cunt; STOP TALKING TO US
Guy: high five, down low *pull hand away* LOOK HOW SLOW YOU ARE YOU DUMB FAT CUNT *PULL OUT PISTOL. Insert hole in head*
GG, insta lay guaranteed
hahaha
i enjoyed reading your blogs.
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