" I run into another girl who I opened and she responds with “hey beautiful” … I’m like ‘yup, this is good’ … grab her, bring her to the bar and get my first drink of the nite, it’s 1:45 am … "
" Mine is Nicaraguaaaan, and I love her, sexy as fuck. They are both wearing these hilarious masks, my girl recognizes I am lacking beads and decides to bead me. "
