THE FORUMS

currently working three jobs... 2 in nightlife... cash every night... flight to vegas is booked.

so last night i work all night at some special event... 12 hours straight.

afterwards we hit the club, it's LATE. 

i get 2 numbers, stunners, both with guys...

then 2 girls... i pull them out of the club, got my buddy with me...

i pull that shit textbook home... entertain, keep it illogical... lead lead lead...

they are at my place.. we got drinks.. i get them both on my bed...

i have been here before... with brad.. these chicks are down...

my buddy chodes out.. totally chilling back.. he is NOT HELPING A SINGLE OUTA.

both girls on my bed. i am on the bed. my buddy is on the couch.. he is not helping. not helping.

i see this goes downhill... basically he is waiting for the girl to make some kind of move... not gonna happen...

i am tucked in with my girl in the corner... i got one chance and one chance only. make out with my chick, hope she is down even though we are four in the room and inspire the other two to get it on too

i know chances are slim... but either i get my creep on or nothing will happen...

i go for makeout despite my buddy and the other girl choding out.

she is not down, cool with me... slim chance and i took it...

i try to get my buddy to take his girl to another room... (as i am already tucked in with mine)

they are still in bed with me, they are still down... 

my friend doesn't get it... he lives in a "gentleman code" world... 

in the end i am totally blunt "WHY... DON'T... YOU... SHOW... HER... THE... OTTTHHHHERRR... RROOOOOOM...."

oh god i hate this... 

she eventually even goes... "yeah show me the other room"...

HE STILL DOESNT GET IT.

i am officially pissed off.

i kick em both out.

my buddy and me start having a discussion...

his oldschool thinking... "hey that was rude, they were not down at all... pilgirm, SEE how she declined your move, SEE she wasn't down... didn't you SEE"

my thinking, "they were totally down... they came home with us... all they needed was you to not make this awkward and lead with me....  us to take responsibility for the situation..."

ahhh frustrating to discuss limiting thoughts bullshit with buddies..

i pulled like this a hundred times, i am absolutely convinced if my buddy wouldn't have made this situation so awkward they would have been down.

anyway. next time i do my shit alone.

pulling with buddies who don't get it sux. 

fuck it. just pulled another girl. BEST GIRL EVER. purfekkkt.

first of all... last tuesday night. a quick recap. because i thought about that night again and even though it's all pretty standart there might be some lessons in it.

chick was a day2 that i met thursday the week before. we met up in a bar and i knew right away the shit's on... chemistry. 

we had 2 beers each and i took her to my favourite club... simply because i get free booze there :)

so we drink booze on the house, lot's of social proof sure it helped but i didn't need it. she loved me way before we entered the club.

i lead her into a dark corner.... we talk and i know i could kiss her any moment. i wait. at some point - the wrong point - i go for it... i like it perfectly that way.. i stop right at her mouth... than BOOM.

our kisses fit perfectly... i know shit is going down... even more now... " i love it that you didn't ask"

she explains how all guys are pussies and ask if they "may kiss her"

i laugh and start to finger her.

we make out some more and i love it... my training tells me, it's time to move her... enough makeout time, time to lead her around...

i lead her to the bar. we take another shot and another drink... i lead her to the dancefloor... we grind... we match... i take her to the bar... another shot...

i lead her outside... "we need fresh air" i say... "good idea" she says... 

we are outside... we never gave our jackets away... i lead her straight to the taxi... "where are we going" 

"get in".

she gets in... i tell the driver my adress... kiss her... tell him if he could "help me out here and put some loud romantic music on"

she laughs and tells the driver to be cautious in case she screams and wants to get out... 

we banter back and forth until we are at my place. she pays the cab. i lead her upstairs, make us another drink. no lmr.

thursday night / 16.07.2011

ok so i work all night. 10 hour shift. nightlife. cash. booze. fun.

i finish up, i'm last on the job... stock up the toploaders with booze, check up on the inventory, make myself a final drink and lock up the bar.

i head to my favourite club again... free entry, free booze... i chill with all my friends.. do one, two approaches... no killer hook there...

then i approach this ÜBER-SMOKESHOW.. i love her, wanna marry her, want to  do bad things to her...

we talk... in midsentence i go for the makeout... bam.. great kisser.. it's on... i meet her friend... "hello" yada yada...

i lead her around.. we dance a bit.. i get us a coke at the bar... i put her ass up on the bar.. makeout.. it's so fuckin on.

i lead her to the exit... "no, i can't leave... .. my friend.."

" i know you like me... i like you A LOT... let's find your friend, check up on her, make sure she's alright... then make it happen"

we find her friend... they exchange purse and girl stuff... friend leaves... jackpot :D

we dance and grind and kiss some more... (make sure the friend is gone for good)

then i lead her outside... cab... "get in"... "put some romantic shit on plz, sir"

she pays... we get up. make us a drink... bang the shit out of her... take a viagra for round two... booze is in my way... bang her three times... she is perfect perfect perfect...

we cuddle... she gotta go to work... my roommate gotta go to work too and made us coffee... i bring us coffee to the bed.. we cuddle drink the coffee she leaves...

chill back to bed. drink coffee. do this writeup here ASAP.

fuck yeah life's good