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July 30th, 2014
Oh My God! I Got Raped Last Night and I Loved It!!
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tflane3

tflane3

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Join Date: 05/22/2008 | Posts: 153

So for the past month or so I’ve been struggling to go out since I’ve been sick but last week I’ve finally made a push for the better. I was in Subway and I saw this knock out brunette in Division I college swimming jacket. So after I ordered I approached her and said:

Tflane3: Mine’s bigger than yours
Her: Excuse me!
Tflane3: My Subway sub, it’s bigger than yours
Her: Ohhhh
Tflane3: Gee we’ve got a dirty mind today. Is that how you greet everyone you see?
Her: No it’s just been a long day
Tflane3: Well I’d let you tell me all about it but since you greeted me so well I’d say no!
Her: No it’s not that………yada yada yada

She proceeds to tell me that she’s here for school since she’s finishing her MBA at a local Fortune 500 company. Next she tells me that there’s nothing to do here. She’s right there. So after about a few minutes of formalities I bounce to the dining area there at Subway and we talk some more. This just reminded me of bootcamp all over. I throw in some funny stories of my escapades the last few months and we laugh at a guy who almost gets hit by a car outside the window at the local cell phone store. I number close and eject.

I told her when I picked her up for our first date that I won’t be buying her dinner since I don’t want to feel like she’s taking advantage of me buy eating, having sex with me then leaving. I don’t want to feel used. She laughs. We laughed and talked in the car all the way to our first destination…THE Ohio State University. Since she hadn’t been there I give her the “tflane five cent” tour of the campus. Some in the car, some on foot. I tell her some amusing “stupid trivia” about the campus, Woody Hayes, the football team, and the city in general since she’s from out of town. Then we make a stop to our second destination, FOOD. I hadn’t eaten all day so my blood sugar was terrible. We get into the restaurant and the kitchen is closed. FUCK! TFLANE NEEDS FOOD. So we bounce to the museum part of the restaurant with a lot of OSU football and athletic memorabilia. Then we get into the game room. I tell her I’m gonna kick her ass in a few games then we sit at the bar and talk. Now the whole time we do or go to one place and then boom, go to another, boom, go to another. She’s asking me questions the whole time. I was amazed. She wouldn’t let me get in a word about asking her anything. Then we close the restaurant and bounce to the parking lot. This is where it gets interesting.

I no more than shut the door and the next thing I know I’m pinned up against the door with her tongue down my throat. I’m like “WHOLLY FUCK, let me at least turn the heat on in the car before you rape me! Next thing I know we’re all over each other in the front seat of my car in downtown Columbus with cars and trucks honking at us. I fly the “official state bird” to the chodes who honked since they were jealous. After about twenty minutes of full blown mess-around deluxe I told her that she was probably going to be one of those girls who like a good time and never calls a guy again.

I start to drive home then at every stop sign and red light it’s make out deluxe. Even when we pulled next to a State Highway Patrolman!!

We’re gonna do something else tomorrow together and yea, go eat too.

Keep you informed on how #2 goes.

Finally I have some success. It was months overdue but I do know that I must have been listening to RSD Mastermind a lot with Jeffy talking about bootcamps because I couldn’t stop smiling! He was telling the story of the software engineer who was like Terminator who didn’t smile (which used to be me) so when I go out now and I get into state I’m just a smiling mutherfucker! Especially tonight!

Got it feels good getting raped in the front seat of my car!
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tflane3

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So for the second date I took her out to eat. We went to a place that I like to go to. We were laughing and having a good time. We were introduced to a couple there and when I introduced her to them I told them that “she was using me for sex” that’s why I’m such a good catch. They all laughed and she punched my arm humorously. Afterwards I wanted to test my limits and take her back to my place. Since I didn’t want to encounter any last minute resistance I told her that I got this new speaker system on my television and I wanted to show it to her. Bingo! It worked!

I got her inside my place and put on a movie to test the speakers and then the icing on the cake, Pink Floyd Pulse CD in stereo. God bless David Gilmour! After a few minutes of lying on the couch I make my move. She attacks me!! Next thing I know we’re doing things that I’ve seen in porn websites and boom I’m in the bedroom. Damn was she strong. Fucking athletes can be dangerous. Afterwards I wanted to take her home since I had work tomorrow and she flat out refused. So I kept her for awhile until I had to go to work. Dropped her off at home. Boom!

Shocked? Yes. But finally after all these months I struck gold this time. Can’t wait to see what the next time will be like.

Cheers to all and as always I look forwards to any feedback.
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crusher~

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shadesshadesshades

I HATE YOU BIATCH!!!



What?!? Do you want a fucking gold star or a medal??? Because I don't have any feedback except WAY TO GO.

Get well my brutha and remember, one reference experience will spawn 10 more.

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Van Damme

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crusher Wrote:

Get well my brutha and remember, one reference experience will spawn 10 more.


That is so true.
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Gene

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u. are. unbelieveable. great FR man. !
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tflane3

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Satisfaction,

I essentially knew the moment she stepped into my car. I mean if she's willing to put some time into our night together, it was a guaranteed deal for me.

Oh yea, one more thing, she's coming over again tonight to "watch football" on television. We've had sex at least four times in the past week.

God bless RSD!:D
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S@tori

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Holy shit! Swimmer chicks are awesome
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TomTom®

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Hey Man,

For some reason, this morning I was thinking about you original timid post you made just before Bootcamp and wondered how you were doing. So I got on the forumn tonight to find out.

Dude! This is Fucking Awesome and it's just the begining. You will have many more glorious experiences. I'm truly happy for you and the change that I see in your life. This is very Cool. I'm sure that you made the swimmer chicks life better too.

Cheers!

Tom
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Arnold!

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Awesome bro! The hard works payin off.shades
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Synyster

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its gonna be really funny when she wins an Olympic medal cause you'll be at the bar and it'll be like "HOLY SHIT THAT GIRL RAPED ME!!!!" WHOO!

Good job, and congrats who knew going to Subway would yield some great results.
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