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November 24th, 2014
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Rudey

Rudey

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Join Date: 03/12/2008 | Posts: 35

I wanted to meet up with the dental hygienist yesterday and I sent her a text message on Tuesday night with just a smiley face. She never responded. :( I’m assuming she wants me to call her, which I’ll probably do today or tomorrow. I got a text from Southern Belle, who I am now calling puter nerd. She is a programmer/forensic something or another and has a computer with all these crazy lights on it that she bought from a co-worker who is a big gamer. LOL. Anyway, she texted me yesterday around 11am.
Puter Nerd: Hey you, I have some time tonight if you’re up for grabbing dinner tonight before I leave town. Watcha think?

She comes over after work and I ordered us sushi, which cost $57 with tip. I was pissed at myself for spending that much money on sushi delivery but she looked damn good in her work clothes. Her tits were busting out of her silky blouse and she had this very stylish, sex in the city looking skirt with high heels. We ate dinner and I talked a bit about sex and how a lot of girls never orgasm in their lives and the first time I ejaculated…just generally self amusing myself. It was fun when my roommate came home. She looked so prim, proper and professional, and here I am talking about cumming.

We finish dinner and we have some time before I take her to go see a movie. Vibe a bit on my couch in my bedroom, then we start making out. I do the same kissing technique…lips to ear to neck to top of breasts. She has to stop me from kissing her breast because she said we won’t go to the movie if I get her started. I debated to just stay there but I already paid $20 to preorder 2 tickets to the movie.

So, $57 for dinner, $20 for tickets and then $16 for parking (which she ended up paying for). It’s still a $77 date! Fuck that! I need to learn how to go on dates more efficiently. Oh wait, I paid $7 for her drink and my water. $84 date! The movie was hilarious…Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She laughs at all of the jokes, so I know she’s not as uptight as you would think a computer nerd, programmer girl would be. I come to find out that she’s never smoked pot or done any drugs and she drank for the first time when she was a senior in high school. She is the epitomy of a good girl BUT I did get her to give me head on our first date…so way to to me!

After the movie, I drive her to her house. There was no parking on the street, so as I pull up to her house, I just keep driving past it to go look for parking. I didn’t even invite myself over. It was around 10:45 at night and she had to leave for a flight at 6 in the morning AND she had some more work to do for her job. Regardless, I didn’t even ask if I could come over, I just assumed it. SHOCKINGLY, she didn’t even say anything as I drove past her house. We parked and went into her house. She went to the bathroom and I lie on her bed, playing Zombie from the Cranberries on her acoustic guitar. She comes out, looking all hot. I thought she was going to pack, do some work, get ready for bed and then come play..I was wrong. SHe lays down next to me. I ask her if she’s going to pack and she says no. I put the guitar down.

Now, it’s very similar to Monday night, except this time, we both got naked much quicker. She wouldn’t fuck me. I tried a few times. Finally, I started losing my attraction from getting rejected so much, so I decided to settle for a blowjob. I get her off, using the squirting 101 technique and she has another amazing orgasm. She didn’t speak as much jibberish but she was saying shit like, “Oh my god, better than sex…that was better than sex. Wow. I can’t even do that” etc… It was hilarious. I love making girls come. She recoups and then gives me good head. Swallowed again. Good girl. I try to fuck her again after the blowjob but she resists. We fall asleep and I leave in the morning.

The best part of the night was around 1:30am, I got a text from a HOT bartender that I picked up a few weeks ago. She is definitely one of the hottest girls that I’ve ever # closed. At 1:30am, she texts me, “Are you going out tonight?” This girl is a party animal and I look forward to posting a LR soon. If I sleep with her, she will be the hottest girl I’ve ever slept with. I’m really excited!!!! The girls keep getting hotter and hotter!
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Tim & Ryan Bootcamp 5/08 (Purple Hat Crew)
Flawless Natural Superconference NYC '08
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FoodBuddha~

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Most repeated thread ever! ;)
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The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything
at the same time, the ones who never yawn
or say a commonplace thing, but
burn, burn, burn,
like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding
like spiders ac r o s s the stars.

-Kerouac
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Rudey

Rudey

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Ya..I got error messages when I posted but I e-mailed support and they deleted the threads for me. My bad!
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Tim & Ryan Bootcamp 5/08 (Purple Hat Crew)
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xFIERCEx

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haha ahhh Rudey...good stuff bro. I love how you write "Good girl"...like I can almost picture the way I would say that myself.

+Fred
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