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March 12th, 2010
Responding to BITCHY Attitudes... Smartass Comebacks?
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jackhammer666

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Join Date: 05/21/2008 | Posts: 2

how do you guys respond to girls who either try to punk you,
or just act downright mean,
or are completely aloof,
or are stuck-up snotty bitches...

you know, instead of just being cordial, they act nasty...
like they want to embarrass you in front of people...

???

just would like to read some for LAUGHS :D
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Psyfa

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Join Date: 03/02/2007 | Posts: 814

fuck comebacks

just either go...

"y0 y0 y0 hoe,(gesture ur dick) worship the c0ck"

or

"y0 come come(gesture her to come closer with your hands) ...pause ...FUCK OFF!!!"

I've seen both in real life and when that person actually did that, you just knew that the guy was not someone you could fuck with and that girl had nothing on anyone.
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Upgrading

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Join Date: 04/07/2008 | Posts: 19

I like to move on. No need to "put anyone in their place". It is not my duty, it is not required of me.

If the person isn't interesting to me, doesn't respond well to me, isn't right for me, I'll look for someone nicer and waste no time.

Any smart ass comeback is ego based unless it reveals a truth in a receptiveness-arousing way. I think there may be some fun to be had there if you geniunly find it fun to put a foot in someone's mouth or point out a flaw in their behaviour (if you think highly enough of yourself to know what is a flaw and what isn't - - the comeback can easily be a flaw in itself)

I no longer find it fun to criticize anybody or waste my time to support my self image
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Maverick1

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Join Date: 01/12/2008 | Posts: 103

just ignore it, forget about comebacks, just make it seem like they didn't bite, and if they did, just move on
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Airforcedan

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Join Date: 03/23/2007 | Posts: 1871

I find that the tougher a girl acts, bitcher etc...a lot of times it is because they are increadibly sensitive and have vunerability issues. If you dont let it phase you and say things like "you dont have to be mean to get people to like you" or just flat out "your beautiful" you have to do it from a really strong frame though...it will completey break there state of trying to control everything.
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naujitii

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Join Date: 01/14/2008 | Posts: 174

Whenever a girl gives me attitude, I don't react at all to it, and somehow I feel like it just bounces off and she still gives me in a way attitude to get even with me or she's trying to prove something to me.

Really, I think they are funny.
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Pyro~

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Alex and I were kind of talking about this at bootcamp. I'm ganna put up some questions to him on the forum soon that might cover this. Look out for the topic of 'supressing fire' in the next couple of days.
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stasis

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Join Date: 03/13/2007 | Posts: 408

Smartass comebacks will make you feel like a cool guy who just wtfpwned some chick in a verbal battle so you can brag on the internet about it, but they will never, ever get you laid
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ROBOTB0NER

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Join Date: 08/15/2007 | Posts: 1403

"What the FUCK did you just say to me? ...Haha just messin' with ya honey."

Say it like you are serious as a heart attack. Don't yell it, say it calmly and serious.

Also try it for AMOGs.
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improvingame

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Join Date: 12/21/2006 | Posts: 1170

ill try to continue the set with whatever, if I can't then I'll just let them embarress me in front of people, and try to accept it, non-resist, and stay unreactive. This builds tolerance to social pressure.

If you get to the point where you actually think about what they just did to you while you're in set, you're probably done.

sometimes i fuck up and get reactive but rarely--it takes A LOT. I use to "talk back" and try to "assert status on people" in order to get validation from the audience (on-lookers) all the time, but it's pretty pointless and makes you more of a validation junkie. Not to mention this is how fights start--when two egos collide.

Now, I'll only say something if it helps me from dropping state.
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