THE FORUMS

So it was a long weekend! And I thought it was about time to post up some reports. But then I was thinking about how I'd need three for the past three nights, and that's just wickid excessive. So from now on I'm just gonna throw all my exploitations up in this here thread. Sweet.

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So here's the first one. Friday night LR:

Out with the London Crew. It started off fairly slow. A set here, a set there. We were eatin' some hotdogs, someone pointed out a chick at the bar, I down my beer and hop up. Approach well. Hooked fine. I failed to kino on account of her being something like 45 which I hadn't noticed until I got up there.

Another set: We're upstairs, girl walks behind me, Beamer points down. I turn around and open "Hey, you're kinda cute. I wanted to introduce myself." Hook. Minor kino. I wasn't really into her, but she didn't leave, and that means I stay in set (well... ideally... so here it applies ;)). She was very 'smart' (knocked up style smart). I meet her friend who eventually walks by. This chick was "younger than thirty, and older than twenty five" (her words). I brag about knowing everyone in the entire club. She wants to test me. I say go for it, I'll intoduce you. She points at random. Why hello member of the London Crew who happened to be randomly walking by at that very moment. 2nd luckiest moment of my life. (The first time I randomly but correctly guessed the # for a molecule on the periodic table of elements after declaring I had memorized the entire table.) Eventually I let her friend take her away, I need to be moving on.

Another set, two of us are talking to this 2 set. My girl in the pair is from the Czech Republic. She hates Americans, America, and anything else relating to my country. We discuss politics, and how not all Americans are like our enamored president. We dont all care to take its upon ourselves to take care of the rest of the world. There are so many flaws in her arguments against America, it's just too easy too keep this conversation flowing.

She's shorter than me a bit. Definite cutie. Shit tests and insults just get thrown at me for like 10 minutes straight. I'm not really sure why I'm still in the set. She isn't either. She challenged me, asking me why I'm still talking to her after all the 'abuse'. My response: "You're kinda cute." She melts.

I notice her friend is now talking to a different guy. I was apparently oblivious all this time to her friend and whomever else was near by. We get to talking about music. Nearly every girl will agree when I say that 80's rock is the best music. No exception here. And wait, excluding a few British bands, isn't all 80's rock generally American? Oh shit, now we have to dance. Nice and close, and slow. I kiss her neck. I get her eye contact. She cant resist. I'm too tempting. She goes for the makeout. I comply. This girl was, without a doubt, the worst kisser I've ever met.

She would all but avoid my eyes, I'm too pretty. She would all but avoid talking, I'm too sweet. I'm surprised she didn't up and leave me, I'm too American. It appeared that she would subdue the urge until it was too strong, and then release it in a fiery attack fought only with the tongue.

More time goes by. More of this. I need to move her around. She gets concerned over her friend and wants to stand put. Someone tried to break into her apartment three days ago, she doesn't want to sleep alone. (I think the exact words my mind came up with were "seriously?" accompanied by a very nice internal grin.) We get a drink. She goes to the bathroom.

Ozzie comes up and informs me her friend is with one of his bootcampers. He says we need to seperate them, and keep them seperated. The key is to keep them apart. We then contemplate very briefly how awesome life will be 5 years down the road, already having some success now can only get better.

Ozzie's bootcamper and her friend are no longer in the area. She returns from the bathroom. So we stay put. She cant believe she is with an American. And one so much younger than her. (She was 24, I told her I was 21. I hate lying, but it's just easier than getting K-O'ed for being only 19.)

Getting late. Upstairs is closing, so we head down. Bottom of the stairway. Hmm, that wall looks like a nice place for her to be cavemanned up against. It was. My knee is conveniently located in a nice stimulation-y area. She moans.

It's time to get coats. We get outside. Shit, her friend and bootcamper are outside. It doesn't seem to be an issue. I just assume we're all going back to their place. I think bootcamper got thrown off when it was a change from his plan to take friend back to his hotel, and made his goodbye. @ Bootcamper: Be flexible with where you are willing to go and what you are willing do to, and you will end up where you want to be. She said, very specifically, that she wanted you to come with, after you'd left.

We get to busses. We get to her place. Hmm, friend is here, alone. Guess I have to caveman into the bedroom. Every LMR she could think of came up while we were still in the club, and used it all in reference to making out in the first place. After that first line, she had nothing. Simply agreeing "we shouldn't be doing this, it's a terrible idea" at one point and that was all.

I almost feel like I should have a belt that I can put notches in. That is what guys do, right? I dont think I'd bother to waste a perfectly good belt because of girls though. I'm only half kidding.

I'll post Saturday and Tonight up in another post on this thread now, so this doesnt get too long.