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Is yaya a Hawaiian name?
AHAHhahaha, in London I kept asking what a chav is. Those were fun conversations.
AHAHhahaha, in London I kept asking what a chav is. Those were fun conversations.
I'm enjoying this very much. Thanks for all the detail. And you've got a great way with words, Jackett.
Looking forward to the Day 3 report!
Looking forward to the Day 3 report!
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Day 3
Owen, Nathan and Olcay invite me to go body boarding with them on the beautiful East Shore of Honolulu. I grab my shit and they pick me up. Halfway there I realize something - SHIT! I left my contacts in my eyes; these were my only pair and if I lost them then I'd be screwed. It didn't matter though, the scenery was just breath taking. I've never seen a beach like this in my entire life. The water was GREEN - wtf?!
Afterwards, we drive to this Healthy Smoothy place and just chill. As we are about to leave we spot the dog Vincent from the show, "Lost" - I don't even watch the show but I still thought that was pretty cool. Time to get back to business:
We arrive at the 'Sheraton'. Wow. No, double fuckin' WOW. This was the nicest place I've ever been to in my entire life. Ever. Wow.
We grab our seats, wow (I know, I've said 'wow' a lot. But no other word can describe it. Wow.). Elegant live piano music emenates from the stage. A waitress comes around and places a napkin on my lap :)
I order seared Ahi; Nathan explains to be the dynamics of a conversation and what to do if you 'run out of things to say'.
My fish arrives - wait, this is fuckin' sushi!! WTF?!? I never tried sushi before - I dive in. It wasn't bad at all, I actually really liked it.
We share elegant conversation because of course - we are at an elegant restaurant. Conversation topics included: Fucking your girlfriend so hard that her pussy closes up from swelling, why nymphomaniacs can be a pain, raw dick syndrome and more colorful topics.
Owen settles back in his chair - he was about to say something. I could tell this was going to be valuable. He takes another bite of his steak, then looks me straight in the eye:
Owen: What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of being hated on?
Me: What do you mean?
OWen: There are probably over a million people out there right now who despise me. When 's book came out I took a lot of heat. I had a LOT of haters. But what did it do? Is it stopping me from enjoying my meal? I'm sitting here with friends, I'm having a good time eating a damn good steak - it has no effect on me. None. I am enjoying life.
I look outside at the breathtaking view http://z.about.com/d/gohawaii/1/0/C/R/sheraton_waikiki4.jpg. We are 30 stories up in the nicest club in Honolulu, outside is the dark ocean and the bright city lights.
Owen: You have to understand... people will hate on you no matter what. You need to let go. IT'S OK. IT'S OK TO BE HATED ON. When that clicks for you, everything will change.
Owen was right. I took a deep breath.
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We finished our meals, the restaurant started to transform into a club. Nathan is teaching me the proper ways of 'clawing' girls, and mini cold reads, when suddenly a man interrupts:
Waiter: Hello, will you gentlemen be staying for the club?
Owen: Yes.
Waiter: Ok great, can I please see your ID's?
Fuck.
He checks Nathan's ID. My face goes hot.
Nathan: We're all about the same age...
He checks Olcay's ID, then Owen's.
My turn. I see Owen behind the man, his eyes are BULGING and he is vigorously shaking his head as if saying, "DON'T SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING ID".
I search my pockets, feigning surprise.
Me: Crap!! I forgot it in my room.
Waiter: Oh you forgot it?
Owen: Yeah, you left it in the room.
The waiter looks at me suspiciously.
Waiter: How old are you?
I look him dead in the eyes, "24".
Waiter: 24? Ok.
He scurries away. Phew. Crisis avoided... or not.
A few minutes later a much more authoritative bald man taps my shoulder.
Bald man: You don't have an ID? We can't let you in the club. I'm sorry buddy, alcohol laws etc....
Owen: Jackett, why don't you just get it from the room? Can you give him a pass so he doesn't have to pay when he gets back in?
Bald man: Sure thing, here follow me.
Shit. This was going downhill. The man gives me a card with his signature on it. He waits for me to leave, I walk towards the elevator and he turns around and walks away. Owen rushes towards me.
Owen: Go sit on the shitter. NOW!
I walk in the restroom, there is a nicely dressed man handing out towels and mouthwash to people after they complete their business. I nod at him and rush into the only toilet in the restroom.
I put the lid down and just sit. My heart is beating so loud that I'm surprised that no one else can hear it.
5 minutes go by.
10 minutes.
15 minutes.
I look down at the reflection on the ground and I can see the bathroom attendant pulling out a walkee-talkee. A few seconds later another man enters the restroom. I see them POINT to my stall. The other man walks out.
I quickly get out of the restroom. I see Olcay, Nathan and Owen huddled near the window.
Me: I couldn't stay in there longer... One of the guys pulled out a walkee talkee and called security.
Owen: OK that's fine.
Nathan: Here, I'll just take him over by that window.
Nathan takes me over the a secluded bart of the restaurant (it is still in the 'transforming' phase from restaurant to nightclub). I am so inside my head right now it's crazy. I felt as if I was about to sponatenously self combust.
We turn our backs to the bar, staring out the window, looking out at the beautiful city lights from 30 stories up. Looking out at the breathtaking scenery calms me down... a little. Through the reflection of the window we can see everything that's going on behind us.
Nathan explains how to effectively use the claw. He tells me how to kino escalate quickly along with other priceless info. Out of the corner of my eye I spot the bald man through the reflection.
Me: Shit, behind us.
Nathan glances over.
Nathan: Tie your shoe, QUICK.
I bend down to tie my shoe. I sit there tying for about 3 minutes. Then I untie my shoes and tie them again.
Nathan: OK, nice job. Come back up.
I was thrown back into the dark depths of my head. We were going to get caught. Fuuucckkkkk meeeee.....
Nathan just goes on as if nothing happened. We go over future adventure projection.
We return to Owen and Olcay.
Owen: Go back in the bathroom. It will be OK this time because the attendant will think you ate some bad food. Go.
I go back into the restroom, clutching my stomach in feigned agony.
Me: Ahh.. ate some bad food tonight buddy.
Attendant: Oh, no feeling so goo'?
I slam the bathroom door and wait.
5 minutes.
10 minutes.
I hear music erupt outside, Olcay comes into the restroom. I take that as a sign that its clear to leave.
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THE HANOHANO ROOM, HanoHano translates from Hawaiian to "Glorious"
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I step out of the restroom. What the fuck? I scan the club - it is PACKED with Navy Seal dudes.. Apparently it's the Navy's birthday and they were celebrating today. Hmm. Let me crawl back inside my head a little more. Ok, there we go.
The fact that we could be kicked out ANY minute, coupled with the fact that there were GORGEOUS girls here threw me into extreme anxiety. There were models here. I mean REAL models. I look over to the front of the club and there is a fuckin' catwalk with gorgeous girls strutting back and forth. Gulp.
Owen notices the 'deer in the headlights' look on my face. He locks arms with me and screams, "JUMP!" We jump for a few seconds, and high five each other. I still wasn't in state. I was so far OUT of state I didn't think I could get in.
I follow Nathan to the front of the club, I look to my left - goregous girls - I look to my right - gorgeous girls - my nimbus was more shriveled than my dogs neutered balls. The guys here look like your typical Abercrombie nightmares, plus they were Navy Seal guys. whimper
I open my first set of the night, completely out of state. I predictably got blown out. Nathan looked at me and saw how out of state I was. This guy REALLY tried to get me back in state. I couldn't focus on pick-up. I was afraid of being thrown out at any second. I expected 2 big dudes to grab me and throw me out of this place.
Nathan persists with the state pumping - I eventually start to see my nimbus; it's flickering, wavering, like a candle fighting against the wind. Next set.
Hook. Whew... OK, I can do this - I've done it before. Next set.
Hook!! After about an hour of good sets my nimbus is strong, I am back. I completely forget about the fact that I could be thrown out at any minute. It's party time.
Owen instructs me to approach a seated 3 set, 2 girls 1 guy. One of the girls was VERY cute, the other was with her boyfriend.
Owen: Go, POUNCE!!
Me: POUNCE Heyyyyyyy!!!
HB1: Hey!
HB2: Hey laughs
Me: You guys havin' a good night?
I honestly DON'T remember what I said. We chat for a bit, I hear someone behind me say, "SIT DOWN NEXT TO HER". Right-o
I sit down next to the cuter one, she cracks up laughing. To the point of tears!
Me: What's wrong with your friend?
HB1: She's not feeling to well..
Me: Oh ok, so when she feels sick she starts laughing huh?
Hb1: laughs exactly.
(continued)
Owen, Nathan and Olcay invite me to go body boarding with them on the beautiful East Shore of Honolulu. I grab my shit and they pick me up. Halfway there I realize something - SHIT! I left my contacts in my eyes; these were my only pair and if I lost them then I'd be screwed. It didn't matter though, the scenery was just breath taking. I've never seen a beach like this in my entire life. The water was GREEN - wtf?!
Afterwards, we drive to this Healthy Smoothy place and just chill. As we are about to leave we spot the dog Vincent from the show, "Lost" - I don't even watch the show but I still thought that was pretty cool. Time to get back to business:
We arrive at the 'Sheraton'. Wow. No, double fuckin' WOW. This was the nicest place I've ever been to in my entire life. Ever. Wow.
We grab our seats, wow (I know, I've said 'wow' a lot. But no other word can describe it. Wow.). Elegant live piano music emenates from the stage. A waitress comes around and places a napkin on my lap :)
I order seared Ahi; Nathan explains to be the dynamics of a conversation and what to do if you 'run out of things to say'.
My fish arrives - wait, this is fuckin' sushi!! WTF?!? I never tried sushi before - I dive in. It wasn't bad at all, I actually really liked it.
We share elegant conversation because of course - we are at an elegant restaurant. Conversation topics included: Fucking your girlfriend so hard that her pussy closes up from swelling, why nymphomaniacs can be a pain, raw dick syndrome and more colorful topics.
Owen settles back in his chair - he was about to say something. I could tell this was going to be valuable. He takes another bite of his steak, then looks me straight in the eye:
Owen: What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of being hated on?
Me: What do you mean?
OWen: There are probably over a million people out there right now who despise me. When 's book came out I took a lot of heat. I had a LOT of haters. But what did it do? Is it stopping me from enjoying my meal? I'm sitting here with friends, I'm having a good time eating a damn good steak - it has no effect on me. None. I am enjoying life.
I look outside at the breathtaking view http://z.about.com/d/gohawaii/1/0/C/R/sheraton_waikiki4.jpg. We are 30 stories up in the nicest club in Honolulu, outside is the dark ocean and the bright city lights.
Owen: You have to understand... people will hate on you no matter what. You need to let go. IT'S OK. IT'S OK TO BE HATED ON. When that clicks for you, everything will change.
Owen was right. I took a deep breath.
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We finished our meals, the restaurant started to transform into a club. Nathan is teaching me the proper ways of 'clawing' girls, and mini cold reads, when suddenly a man interrupts:
Waiter: Hello, will you gentlemen be staying for the club?
Owen: Yes.
Waiter: Ok great, can I please see your ID's?
Fuck.
He checks Nathan's ID. My face goes hot.
Nathan: We're all about the same age...
He checks Olcay's ID, then Owen's.
My turn. I see Owen behind the man, his eyes are BULGING and he is vigorously shaking his head as if saying, "DON'T SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING ID".
I search my pockets, feigning surprise.
Me: Crap!! I forgot it in my room.
Waiter: Oh you forgot it?
Owen: Yeah, you left it in the room.
The waiter looks at me suspiciously.
Waiter: How old are you?
I look him dead in the eyes, "24".
Waiter: 24? Ok.
He scurries away. Phew. Crisis avoided... or not.
A few minutes later a much more authoritative bald man taps my shoulder.
Bald man: You don't have an ID? We can't let you in the club. I'm sorry buddy, alcohol laws etc....
Owen: Jackett, why don't you just get it from the room? Can you give him a pass so he doesn't have to pay when he gets back in?
Bald man: Sure thing, here follow me.
Shit. This was going downhill. The man gives me a card with his signature on it. He waits for me to leave, I walk towards the elevator and he turns around and walks away. Owen rushes towards me.
Owen: Go sit on the shitter. NOW!
I walk in the restroom, there is a nicely dressed man handing out towels and mouthwash to people after they complete their business. I nod at him and rush into the only toilet in the restroom.
I put the lid down and just sit. My heart is beating so loud that I'm surprised that no one else can hear it.
5 minutes go by.
10 minutes.
15 minutes.
I look down at the reflection on the ground and I can see the bathroom attendant pulling out a walkee-talkee. A few seconds later another man enters the restroom. I see them POINT to my stall. The other man walks out.
I quickly get out of the restroom. I see Olcay, Nathan and Owen huddled near the window.
Me: I couldn't stay in there longer... One of the guys pulled out a walkee talkee and called security.
Owen: OK that's fine.
Nathan: Here, I'll just take him over by that window.
Nathan takes me over the a secluded bart of the restaurant (it is still in the 'transforming' phase from restaurant to nightclub). I am so inside my head right now it's crazy. I felt as if I was about to sponatenously self combust.
We turn our backs to the bar, staring out the window, looking out at the beautiful city lights from 30 stories up. Looking out at the breathtaking scenery calms me down... a little. Through the reflection of the window we can see everything that's going on behind us.
Nathan explains how to effectively use the claw. He tells me how to kino escalate quickly along with other priceless info. Out of the corner of my eye I spot the bald man through the reflection.
Me: Shit, behind us.
Nathan glances over.
Nathan: Tie your shoe, QUICK.
I bend down to tie my shoe. I sit there tying for about 3 minutes. Then I untie my shoes and tie them again.
Nathan: OK, nice job. Come back up.
I was thrown back into the dark depths of my head. We were going to get caught. Fuuucckkkkk meeeee.....
Nathan just goes on as if nothing happened. We go over future adventure projection.
We return to Owen and Olcay.
Owen: Go back in the bathroom. It will be OK this time because the attendant will think you ate some bad food. Go.
I go back into the restroom, clutching my stomach in feigned agony.
Me: Ahh.. ate some bad food tonight buddy.
Attendant: Oh, no feeling so goo'?
I slam the bathroom door and wait.
5 minutes.
10 minutes.
I hear music erupt outside, Olcay comes into the restroom. I take that as a sign that its clear to leave.
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________
THE HANOHANO ROOM, HanoHano translates from Hawaiian to "Glorious"
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________
I step out of the restroom. What the fuck? I scan the club - it is PACKED with Navy Seal dudes.. Apparently it's the Navy's birthday and they were celebrating today. Hmm. Let me crawl back inside my head a little more. Ok, there we go.
The fact that we could be kicked out ANY minute, coupled with the fact that there were GORGEOUS girls here threw me into extreme anxiety. There were models here. I mean REAL models. I look over to the front of the club and there is a fuckin' catwalk with gorgeous girls strutting back and forth. Gulp.
Owen notices the 'deer in the headlights' look on my face. He locks arms with me and screams, "JUMP!" We jump for a few seconds, and high five each other. I still wasn't in state. I was so far OUT of state I didn't think I could get in.
I follow Nathan to the front of the club, I look to my left - goregous girls - I look to my right - gorgeous girls - my nimbus was more shriveled than my dogs neutered balls. The guys here look like your typical Abercrombie nightmares, plus they were Navy Seal guys. whimper
I open my first set of the night, completely out of state. I predictably got blown out. Nathan looked at me and saw how out of state I was. This guy REALLY tried to get me back in state. I couldn't focus on pick-up. I was afraid of being thrown out at any second. I expected 2 big dudes to grab me and throw me out of this place.
Nathan persists with the state pumping - I eventually start to see my nimbus; it's flickering, wavering, like a candle fighting against the wind. Next set.
Hook. Whew... OK, I can do this - I've done it before. Next set.
Hook!! After about an hour of good sets my nimbus is strong, I am back. I completely forget about the fact that I could be thrown out at any minute. It's party time.
Owen instructs me to approach a seated 3 set, 2 girls 1 guy. One of the girls was VERY cute, the other was with her boyfriend.
Owen: Go, POUNCE!!
Me: POUNCE Heyyyyyyy!!!
HB1: Hey!
HB2: Hey laughs
Me: You guys havin' a good night?
I honestly DON'T remember what I said. We chat for a bit, I hear someone behind me say, "SIT DOWN NEXT TO HER". Right-o
I sit down next to the cuter one, she cracks up laughing. To the point of tears!
Me: What's wrong with your friend?
HB1: She's not feeling to well..
Me: Oh ok, so when she feels sick she starts laughing huh?
Hb1: laughs exactly.
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The other girl is just laughing hysterically at.... something. It was strange, it was funny - but I couldn't do anything so I left.
I met some guy named Jeff who is a friend of the RSD guys. This guy is fuckin' awesome. He gives me some cool tips on 'bouncing' girls. He actually pushed me into a seated 4 set of Swedish girls. (By the way, Swedish girls are so fucking hot. We met 4-5 separate sets of Swedish chicks and they were all stunning)
Me: POUNCE Heyyyyy!!!!
HB1: laughs Hey!
HB2: waves
Me: My name is JACKETT!!
I put out my hand, they are all smiles. Jeff whispers, "sit down"
I sit down next to the closest Swedish girl. She was so cute. We talk about different stuff, Jeff sits down next to me and whispers, "kino"
I start to kino her as we talk. She keeps smiling. Jeff whispers, "bounce".
Me: Hey! I want you guys to meet my friends. Come!
I grab her arm, she pulls her sexy friends up with her.
Owen, Nathan and Olcay start working their magic. The girls are having a blast. They chat for about 10 minutes, Owen notices I'm just standing there.
(I wasn't intentionally not talking, I was actually just trying to observe them do their thing )
Owen pulls me over to another 2 set. A guy and a girl. Fuck. I hate mixed sets.
Me: Heyyyy!!
HB: Hey!!
Guy: .....
Me: I have a question for you guys - is yaya a guy's name?
HB: yaya?
Me: Ya! ... ya!
HB: Uhmm I would have to----
Guy: What????
Me: Hm?
Guy: Why the FUCK are you asking us this?
Me: Dude, I'm trying to be social here. We're in a club.
The guy locks eyes with me. This could get ugly. I stare back, Owen's voice rings through my head, "DON'T FIGHT!"
Me: Alright, sorry to bother you guys.
I put out my hand, he doesn't shake it. I leave it there, waiting. He shakes it. Surprisingly I didn't lose state. I re framed it as just some asshole who didn't know how to have fun.
Nathan, however, is glaring at this guy.
Nathan: You got a problem?
Owen (to Nathan): Dude, don't fight. Turn around.
Me: Nathan, don't worry about it. I shook his hand.
It's all good now. More sets! I open another mixed set :D.
Me: Heyyyy!!
HB: Hey!
Guy: stares at me
Me: Do you guys think yaya is a guy's name?
HB: Yaya? Doesn't that mean Grandma in Greek?
Me: Wow! how did you know that? Are you Greek
HB: laughs No! But one of my friends is.
Me: That's awesome! How do you guys know each other?
HB: Oh, we just met ;)
Me: That's cool!
We talk for a little while longer, the guy doesn't say a word but he just stares - no GLARES at me. I'd rather avoid another fight. I politely eject. My state was higher than a kite. I bounce my shoulders up and down, I was feelin' good.
I open a 'single' set, we talk for a little while and she claws me! We talk some more, but eventually she just runs to the dance floor.
I was beginning to notice something. I wasn't resorting to any CHODE survey questions. WTF!?! I was actually having fun, 'illogical' conversations with people. I honestly didn't think this was possible for me. I wasn't running out of crap to say!
Olcay and Nathan are talking to these 2 girls next to the bar, I walk up.
Olcay: Hey, this is my friend Jackett!
Olcay pulls me to where he was standing and walks away. Lmao...
Me: Heyyyy!
HB: smiling Hey!
I don't even remember what we talked about but it lasted for about 10 minutes. Olcay then pulls the 2 girls and I onto the dance floor and we dance... Fuck I hate dancing!!
Olcay tells the girls we have to go... more sets! (btw, those girls were both married haha)
I see the hottest girl in the club with.. her boyfriend. She must be a good 5 inches taller than me, no way I'm approaching her.
Owen: Go approach her.
No. Please. She has a 7ft boyfriend and she's a model. (I'm pretty sure she was one of the runway models from earlier).
Me: Dude, I can't. She's with her boyfriend and she's..... really hot. (She was actually ridiculously good looking, Victoria Secret good looking...)
Owen: he clasps his face in mock horror Ohh no!! She's too hot!! Don't approach her!!
I smile and approach.
Me: Heyy!!
HB: smiles hey!
Me: I have a question for you - is yaya a guy's name?
HB: Yaya? hmm....
My eyes dart to the right, her boyfriend is looking down at me. I feel his eyes.
HB: I'd have to say that it is definitely a girl's name. But doesn't it mean 'Grandma' in Greek?
Me: Wow! How did you know that? Are you Greek?
HB: Haha, No!
I felt the pressure, I ejected.
Me: Well, thanks - it was nice meeting you!
We shake hands and I leave. Phew. Next.
Owen points to 2 more girls. My jaw hits the floor. These 2 were as hot or nearly as hot as the last girl I approached. I start to chode out again:
Me: Shit.. can you do a demo for me?
Owen: You've seen enough demo's! Goooo!!
Me: Pounce Heyyyyyy!
Set: smiles Hey!
We vibe for a bit and things are going REALLY well.
Me: So what are you guys doing in Hawaii?
HB1: We make paperclips.
Me: No fuckin' way. My parents make clothes hangers!! (complete lie)
HB2: Oh my god! You're kidding!
Me: Not at all. So you guys have like a factory?
HB1: No, we actually paint them and sell them.
At this point Olcay comes into the set.
Olcay: Are you guys being nice to my friend Jackett?
HB1: We're trying!
Me: These girls make paperclips for a living.
Olcay: OK, that has got to be a line. You guys are trying to pick him up.
They laugh. We talk for a few more minutes then one of the girls comes and pulls them away to the dance floor. Whatever, I feel great, that was one of my best sets of the night with the hottest girls in the club.
I open a 2 set of hotties leaning on the bar.
Me: pounce Heyyyy!
Set: laughs What's up!
Me: You guys seem really fun, I just had to come talk to you.
HB: Well, you've found the right people then.
I feel a hand... a big hand slide across my shoulders. I look up and to my right there is a big black man smiling at me.
Guy: Hey buddy, this is my wife, and this is my friend's wife. laughs I'm not trying to be a dick here.
This guy seemed friendly, THIS IS how you handle this kind of situation. I liked him.
Me: laugh No problem at all man! It was nice meeting you ladies!
One of them claws me and says, "awwwww" I smile and leave.
Owen points to a hot girl who appears to be alone near the elevator.
Owen: pounce, go!
I run up to her, pounce and say, "Heyyyy! you guys leavin' already?" (It was 3:30 am )
HB: The club is closing in a few minutes. Hey, you want to meet my husband?
She points to a buff Navy Seal a few feet away. Uh.. Nice meeting you. EJECT
Me: Oh! Awesome! Hey, I gotta go - it was nice talking to ya.
We go back to the front of the club, the music has died down but there are still plenty of people here. I see a huge 6 set of some really rowdy girls/guys. The girls were gorgeous, and they looked foreign.
Me: Heyy!! What's up?
HB: Hellooooooooo!
Me: OK, let me guess. Hmm... Swedish?
HB: You are right!
Me: You don't even understand how many Swedish people I've met in the last 3 days.
HB: We are very popular!
This girl was really cute, as with all Swedish girls! Nathan comes into the set and starts to occupy one of the other girls. I feel a hand DIG into my spine, pushing me closer to the Swedish girl. I resisted it, I knew it was Owen trying get me closer to her. I eventually caved and got in close to her, we talked some more.
The conversation abruptly switched focus to Nathan who was playfully teasing one of the guys who tried to AMOG him.
Nathan: Ok, where is the chocolate? I SMELL IT! Where is the chocolate??? (haha, he was referring to 'swiss chocolate')
HB: We're not giving you any!
Nathan: You guys are from Zurich right?
Set: Yeah!
Nathan: Wow! Have you heard of a club called... the SUPERMARKET?!
At this point the set goes absolutely ape shit. After they knew that HE KNEW about the 'Supermarket' they went wild. Laughing, hugging him etc... That was funny and strange at the same time.
The club was closing, gotta get some more sets in.
I see a girl that is absolutely PLASTERED drunk.
Me: Hellooooooo!
HB: Hey!
She grabs on to me and starts to grind up on me. I hate dancing. Period. I awkwardly dance back... She doesn't even want to talk, she just wants to dance. I made the mistake of trying to talk to her, I could have probably closed her right then and there. She was about 1cm away from my face. I kept on talking... she got bored and danced with one of her friends.
The club is closing, everyone makes their way to the front near the elevator. The line is HUGE.
I opened a few more sets and don't really remember what I said. I remember I of the funnier sets though:
Me: Hey, is yaya a guy's name?
HB: Umm.. why?
Me: Because I want to name one of my kids yaya.
HB: mad Oh my god! Don't do that, why would you do that to your kids? That's horrible!
Lmao, she was taking me seriously. I decided to have some fun with this.
Me: Oh ok, what about a word like Sunshine?
HB: That's not bad
Me: What about battery? Yeah - I think I like battery better.
HB: OMG!! Why would you do that to your kids? Do you not care about what people will think once they find out your kids name is battery?
She wasn't teasing either, she HONESTLY thought I was going to name my kid battery. Glory times. She kept nagging me about it, I just laughed and ignored her. Weird girl.
We finally get into the glass elevator of desire. This elevator is B-E-A-UTIFUL. It's completely made of glass and you can see the city of Honolulu from 30 stories up. Breathtaking.
Owen: OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY!
Olcay, Nathan and I all join in. The elevator has about 30 drunk people in there, we're the only ones not drunk :)
RSD group: OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY! OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY! OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY!
We successfully state-pumped the entire elevator! The doors slide open, everyone is smiling at us.
I feel like I'm on clouds, it feels goooooood.
Owen: Go! The girl in the blue, she's leaving. You opened her before.
Oh, it was one of the hottest girls in the club. Mmmmkay. Sko.
I RUN up to her. She turns around and smiles. Her tit to waist ratio was perfect. I could see her better in the light now, I would honestly 'rate' her a solid 9.5
Me: Hey! You leavin'?
HB: Yeah
Me: Awww, well any 'farewell' words?
HB: Good luck with your BMX'ing and clothes hangers!
Me: Wow! You remembered! Give me a hug!
We hug, she gives me a kiss on the cheek. Awww...
I meet back with Nathan, Owen and Olcay. We wait for our Valet car.
Owen: Open that girl with, "Hi, I like your hood"
Right-o
Me: Hey!! I like your hood!
She actually blushes, that was adorable.
HB: Thanks!
Me: Oh my god. ANOTHER Swedish girl!
She laughs and nods. I remember the reaction the other group had to 'The Supermarket'. Let me try that one out.
Me: Hey, are you from Zurich?
HB: Yes! You been to Zurich?
Me: Ya! (lie) Have you heard of a club called 'The Supermarket'??
HB: Wow! You like that club too? Nice club!!
We 'high five' each other. Our valet is here. I shake hands with her and climb into the car.
Whew. What a night. My nimbus was glowing brighter than the city.
We drive back to the 'W' for a debrief of the final night.
Owen: How do you feel about tonight?
Me: Awesome. I am actually REALLY happy - In the beginning of the night I was so inside my head. I thought it was going to suck.
Owen: As an instructor I was scared shitless. The ENTIRE fucking club wanted you GONE. I saw how out of state you were in the beginning. Your looked like this, he mocks a 'stiff board' with bulging eyes
Me: Haha, I know. It turned out to be my best night though.
During the debrief Olcay covered my 'epiphanies' and we reviewed some of the things I had learned. Nathan emphasized how important proximity, touch, and voice projection were.
We took some final pictures of us as a group. I see a sexy Mexican woman walking towards us. Ahhh, so THIS is Roxana. She.. is a nurse? Wow, awesome. Roxana gets closer.. Wait a second, she's not a nurse - unless nurses dress like this : http://www.wild-desires.net/images/nurse%20outfit.jpg
I meet her,
Me: Haha! for a second there I thought you were ACTUALLY a nurse!
We all laugh.
Owen: Jackett, I've lit a single coal in the furnace over this bootcamp. If you work on this consistently using what we've taught you, in 2 years it will be a blazing inferno. I know you can do it. You know how I know? You have a track record of commitment: Your grades, the fact that you lost all that weight (I lost over 60 pounds), and the fact that you saved up all that money for this.
I thank Owen for everything. We say our final goodbyes.
Nathan and Olcay drive me back to my hotel. Nathan colorfully explains to me how he got his 'wings' and joined the mile-high club :D
We see some cute Japanese girls near my hotel. Olcay slows down next to them and tells us to say, "Kisimosho" which apparently means "kiss me" in Japanese.
Nathan: Kisimosho!!
They giggle.
Me: Kisimosho?!? Sucky sucky?
Glory times.
The other girl is just laughing hysterically at.... something. It was strange, it was funny - but I couldn't do anything so I left.
I met some guy named Jeff who is a friend of the RSD guys. This guy is fuckin' awesome. He gives me some cool tips on 'bouncing' girls. He actually pushed me into a seated 4 set of Swedish girls. (By the way, Swedish girls are so fucking hot. We met 4-5 separate sets of Swedish chicks and they were all stunning)
Me: POUNCE Heyyyyy!!!!
HB1: laughs Hey!
HB2: waves
Me: My name is JACKETT!!
I put out my hand, they are all smiles. Jeff whispers, "sit down"
I sit down next to the closest Swedish girl. She was so cute. We talk about different stuff, Jeff sits down next to me and whispers, "kino"
I start to kino her as we talk. She keeps smiling. Jeff whispers, "bounce".
Me: Hey! I want you guys to meet my friends. Come!
I grab her arm, she pulls her sexy friends up with her.
Owen, Nathan and Olcay start working their magic. The girls are having a blast. They chat for about 10 minutes, Owen notices I'm just standing there.
(I wasn't intentionally not talking, I was actually just trying to observe them do their thing )
Owen pulls me over to another 2 set. A guy and a girl. Fuck. I hate mixed sets.
Me: Heyyyy!!
HB: Hey!!
Guy: .....
Me: I have a question for you guys - is yaya a guy's name?
HB: yaya?
Me: Ya! ... ya!
HB: Uhmm I would have to----
Guy: What????
Me: Hm?
Guy: Why the FUCK are you asking us this?
Me: Dude, I'm trying to be social here. We're in a club.
The guy locks eyes with me. This could get ugly. I stare back, Owen's voice rings through my head, "DON'T FIGHT!"
Me: Alright, sorry to bother you guys.
I put out my hand, he doesn't shake it. I leave it there, waiting. He shakes it. Surprisingly I didn't lose state. I re framed it as just some asshole who didn't know how to have fun.
Nathan, however, is glaring at this guy.
Nathan: You got a problem?
Owen (to Nathan): Dude, don't fight. Turn around.
Me: Nathan, don't worry about it. I shook his hand.
It's all good now. More sets! I open another mixed set :D.
Me: Heyyyy!!
HB: Hey!
Guy: stares at me
Me: Do you guys think yaya is a guy's name?
HB: Yaya? Doesn't that mean Grandma in Greek?
Me: Wow! how did you know that? Are you Greek
HB: laughs No! But one of my friends is.
Me: That's awesome! How do you guys know each other?
HB: Oh, we just met ;)
Me: That's cool!
We talk for a little while longer, the guy doesn't say a word but he just stares - no GLARES at me. I'd rather avoid another fight. I politely eject. My state was higher than a kite. I bounce my shoulders up and down, I was feelin' good.
I open a 'single' set, we talk for a little while and she claws me! We talk some more, but eventually she just runs to the dance floor.
I was beginning to notice something. I wasn't resorting to any CHODE survey questions. WTF!?! I was actually having fun, 'illogical' conversations with people. I honestly didn't think this was possible for me. I wasn't running out of crap to say!
Olcay and Nathan are talking to these 2 girls next to the bar, I walk up.
Olcay: Hey, this is my friend Jackett!
Olcay pulls me to where he was standing and walks away. Lmao...
Me: Heyyyy!
HB: smiling Hey!
I don't even remember what we talked about but it lasted for about 10 minutes. Olcay then pulls the 2 girls and I onto the dance floor and we dance... Fuck I hate dancing!!
Olcay tells the girls we have to go... more sets! (btw, those girls were both married haha)
I see the hottest girl in the club with.. her boyfriend. She must be a good 5 inches taller than me, no way I'm approaching her.
Owen: Go approach her.
No. Please. She has a 7ft boyfriend and she's a model. (I'm pretty sure she was one of the runway models from earlier).
Me: Dude, I can't. She's with her boyfriend and she's..... really hot. (She was actually ridiculously good looking, Victoria Secret good looking...)
Owen: he clasps his face in mock horror Ohh no!! She's too hot!! Don't approach her!!
I smile and approach.
Me: Heyy!!
HB: smiles hey!
Me: I have a question for you - is yaya a guy's name?
HB: Yaya? hmm....
My eyes dart to the right, her boyfriend is looking down at me. I feel his eyes.
HB: I'd have to say that it is definitely a girl's name. But doesn't it mean 'Grandma' in Greek?
Me: Wow! How did you know that? Are you Greek?
HB: Haha, No!
I felt the pressure, I ejected.
Me: Well, thanks - it was nice meeting you!
We shake hands and I leave. Phew. Next.
Owen points to 2 more girls. My jaw hits the floor. These 2 were as hot or nearly as hot as the last girl I approached. I start to chode out again:
Me: Shit.. can you do a demo for me?
Owen: You've seen enough demo's! Goooo!!
Me: Pounce Heyyyyyy!
Set: smiles Hey!
We vibe for a bit and things are going REALLY well.
Me: So what are you guys doing in Hawaii?
HB1: We make paperclips.
Me: No fuckin' way. My parents make clothes hangers!! (complete lie)
HB2: Oh my god! You're kidding!
Me: Not at all. So you guys have like a factory?
HB1: No, we actually paint them and sell them.
At this point Olcay comes into the set.
Olcay: Are you guys being nice to my friend Jackett?
HB1: We're trying!
Me: These girls make paperclips for a living.
Olcay: OK, that has got to be a line. You guys are trying to pick him up.
They laugh. We talk for a few more minutes then one of the girls comes and pulls them away to the dance floor. Whatever, I feel great, that was one of my best sets of the night with the hottest girls in the club.
I open a 2 set of hotties leaning on the bar.
Me: pounce Heyyyy!
Set: laughs What's up!
Me: You guys seem really fun, I just had to come talk to you.
HB: Well, you've found the right people then.
I feel a hand... a big hand slide across my shoulders. I look up and to my right there is a big black man smiling at me.
Guy: Hey buddy, this is my wife, and this is my friend's wife. laughs I'm not trying to be a dick here.
This guy seemed friendly, THIS IS how you handle this kind of situation. I liked him.
Me: laugh No problem at all man! It was nice meeting you ladies!
One of them claws me and says, "awwwww" I smile and leave.
Owen points to a hot girl who appears to be alone near the elevator.
Owen: pounce, go!
I run up to her, pounce and say, "Heyyyy! you guys leavin' already?" (It was 3:30 am )
HB: The club is closing in a few minutes. Hey, you want to meet my husband?
She points to a buff Navy Seal a few feet away. Uh.. Nice meeting you. EJECT
Me: Oh! Awesome! Hey, I gotta go - it was nice talking to ya.
We go back to the front of the club, the music has died down but there are still plenty of people here. I see a huge 6 set of some really rowdy girls/guys. The girls were gorgeous, and they looked foreign.
Me: Heyy!! What's up?
HB: Hellooooooooo!
Me: OK, let me guess. Hmm... Swedish?
HB: You are right!
Me: You don't even understand how many Swedish people I've met in the last 3 days.
HB: We are very popular!
This girl was really cute, as with all Swedish girls! Nathan comes into the set and starts to occupy one of the other girls. I feel a hand DIG into my spine, pushing me closer to the Swedish girl. I resisted it, I knew it was Owen trying get me closer to her. I eventually caved and got in close to her, we talked some more.
The conversation abruptly switched focus to Nathan who was playfully teasing one of the guys who tried to AMOG him.
Nathan: Ok, where is the chocolate? I SMELL IT! Where is the chocolate??? (haha, he was referring to 'swiss chocolate')
HB: We're not giving you any!
Nathan: You guys are from Zurich right?
Set: Yeah!
Nathan: Wow! Have you heard of a club called... the SUPERMARKET?!
At this point the set goes absolutely ape shit. After they knew that HE KNEW about the 'Supermarket' they went wild. Laughing, hugging him etc... That was funny and strange at the same time.
The club was closing, gotta get some more sets in.
I see a girl that is absolutely PLASTERED drunk.
Me: Hellooooooo!
HB: Hey!
She grabs on to me and starts to grind up on me. I hate dancing. Period. I awkwardly dance back... She doesn't even want to talk, she just wants to dance. I made the mistake of trying to talk to her, I could have probably closed her right then and there. She was about 1cm away from my face. I kept on talking... she got bored and danced with one of her friends.
The club is closing, everyone makes their way to the front near the elevator. The line is HUGE.
I opened a few more sets and don't really remember what I said. I remember I of the funnier sets though:
Me: Hey, is yaya a guy's name?
HB: Umm.. why?
Me: Because I want to name one of my kids yaya.
HB: mad Oh my god! Don't do that, why would you do that to your kids? That's horrible!
Lmao, she was taking me seriously. I decided to have some fun with this.
Me: Oh ok, what about a word like Sunshine?
HB: That's not bad
Me: What about battery? Yeah - I think I like battery better.
HB: OMG!! Why would you do that to your kids? Do you not care about what people will think once they find out your kids name is battery?
She wasn't teasing either, she HONESTLY thought I was going to name my kid battery. Glory times. She kept nagging me about it, I just laughed and ignored her. Weird girl.
We finally get into the glass elevator of desire. This elevator is B-E-A-UTIFUL. It's completely made of glass and you can see the city of Honolulu from 30 stories up. Breathtaking.
Owen: OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY!
Olcay, Nathan and I all join in. The elevator has about 30 drunk people in there, we're the only ones not drunk :)
RSD group: OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY! OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY! OH! OH! OH! AY! AY! AY! OLE OLE OH! OLE OLE AY!
We successfully state-pumped the entire elevator! The doors slide open, everyone is smiling at us.
I feel like I'm on clouds, it feels goooooood.
Owen: Go! The girl in the blue, she's leaving. You opened her before.
Oh, it was one of the hottest girls in the club. Mmmmkay. Sko.
I RUN up to her. She turns around and smiles. Her tit to waist ratio was perfect. I could see her better in the light now, I would honestly 'rate' her a solid 9.5
Me: Hey! You leavin'?
HB: Yeah
Me: Awww, well any 'farewell' words?
HB: Good luck with your BMX'ing and clothes hangers!
Me: Wow! You remembered! Give me a hug!
We hug, she gives me a kiss on the cheek. Awww...
I meet back with Nathan, Owen and Olcay. We wait for our Valet car.
Owen: Open that girl with, "Hi, I like your hood"
Right-o
Me: Hey!! I like your hood!
She actually blushes, that was adorable.
HB: Thanks!
Me: Oh my god. ANOTHER Swedish girl!
She laughs and nods. I remember the reaction the other group had to 'The Supermarket'. Let me try that one out.
Me: Hey, are you from Zurich?
HB: Yes! You been to Zurich?
Me: Ya! (lie) Have you heard of a club called 'The Supermarket'??
HB: Wow! You like that club too? Nice club!!
We 'high five' each other. Our valet is here. I shake hands with her and climb into the car.
Whew. What a night. My nimbus was glowing brighter than the city.
We drive back to the 'W' for a debrief of the final night.
Owen: How do you feel about tonight?
Me: Awesome. I am actually REALLY happy - In the beginning of the night I was so inside my head. I thought it was going to suck.
Owen: As an instructor I was scared shitless. The ENTIRE fucking club wanted you GONE. I saw how out of state you were in the beginning. Your looked like this, he mocks a 'stiff board' with bulging eyes
Me: Haha, I know. It turned out to be my best night though.
During the debrief Olcay covered my 'epiphanies' and we reviewed some of the things I had learned. Nathan emphasized how important proximity, touch, and voice projection were.
We took some final pictures of us as a group. I see a sexy Mexican woman walking towards us. Ahhh, so THIS is Roxana. She.. is a nurse? Wow, awesome. Roxana gets closer.. Wait a second, she's not a nurse - unless nurses dress like this : http://www.wild-desires.net/images/nurse%20outfit.jpg
I meet her,
Me: Haha! for a second there I thought you were ACTUALLY a nurse!
We all laugh.
Owen: Jackett, I've lit a single coal in the furnace over this bootcamp. If you work on this consistently using what we've taught you, in 2 years it will be a blazing inferno. I know you can do it. You know how I know? You have a track record of commitment: Your grades, the fact that you lost all that weight (I lost over 60 pounds), and the fact that you saved up all that money for this.
I thank Owen for everything. We say our final goodbyes.
Nathan and Olcay drive me back to my hotel. Nathan colorfully explains to me how he got his 'wings' and joined the mile-high club :D
We see some cute Japanese girls near my hotel. Olcay slows down next to them and tells us to say, "Kisimosho" which apparently means "kiss me" in Japanese.
Nathan: Kisimosho!!
They giggle.
Me: Kisimosho?!? Sucky sucky?
Glory times.
Great stuff. Love it. Keep it up brother.
The Japanese might have been: kisu shimashou. Will try it out today with the jbabes here : ) Sounds much better than my usual where you from
The Japanese might have been: kisu shimashou. Will try it out today with the jbabes here : ) Sounds much better than my usual where you from
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Nice man .. i am 18 too and i have signed up for the november 29 bootcamp in hawaii...
You write really well.
The place where you had to pay twice, was zanzibar.. they tried to make me do that.. i argued with them for 15 minutes and got in again for free. And i am from norway so i look like a tourist as well.
Cant wait for my bootcamp in 1 month. I have been saving up for it as well.
You write really well.
The place where you had to pay twice, was zanzibar.. they tried to make me do that.. i argued with them for 15 minutes and got in again for free. And i am from norway so i look like a tourist as well.
Cant wait for my bootcamp in 1 month. I have been saving up for it as well.
Read the whole post. Nice stuff! I lived in Honolulu from 2002 till a few weeks ago and it's a great place. Pipeline is indeed a dump.
The W seems to have some of the most bitchy girls compared to the other clubs that I used to frequent so doing field work there was a huge plus.
What other clubs and bars did you guys to go?
The W seems to have some of the most bitchy girls compared to the other clubs that I used to frequent so doing field work there was a huge plus.
What other clubs and bars did you guys to go?
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tussilove Wrote:
Nice man .. i am 18 too and i have signed up for the november 29 bootcamp in hawaii...
You write really well.
The place where you had to pay twice, was zanzibar.. they tried to make me do that.. i argued with them for 15 minutes and got in again for free. And i am from norway so i look like a tourist as well.
Cant wait for my bootcamp in 1 month. I have been saving up for it as well.
What night did you go to Zanzabar? I went a few times on Saturdays and the crowd was always really poor in terms of quality of girls.
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Uncle B Wrote:
Great stuff. Love it. Keep it up brother.
The Japanese might have been: kisu shimashou. Will try it out today with the jbabes here : ) Sounds much better than my usual where you from
Kiss shite (shee tay) means "kiss (as in commanding them to do it)
Kiss shimashou means "Let's kiss".
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