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December 19th, 2014
Girl Bumps into you...
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Brad

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How do YOU respond when a girl bumps into you at the club/bar, then responds "Sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you."

I take it as an AI, but hate my response lately.

AUTOPILOT:
"It's alright, not a big deal." -interaction over...
-and when I respond, it is usually a "trying for rapport" response

So, I am thinking dominant is the key here to keep things going. My goal is to try a couple of different methods, since this has happened a lot lately, and I know it is the girl's way of trying to get my attention.

What's your autopilot response? Here are a few I am going to try:
HB: Sorry...

1. ME: No, your not. Normally I charge for that!!
2. ME: Wow, your forward. Nice to meet you too.
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Halffull

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Kino, then... "Who are you?"
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framecontrol

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i have one canned thing I do everytime that happens (for the most part)..

i jus go..


"hey, watch it punk"
but i show some personality when I say it..


i guess its pretty cool
it works for me so ya know.
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Wiz

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something like what mayhem said. maybe "hey, you just broke my elbow! grab your elbow and wince in pain with a slight smile on your face " Be real expressive. that's always gotten girls laughing and it's easy to transition from that.
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Jack Diesel

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Strap on the claw, finish whatever sentence you were in the middle of to whoever you were speaking to with the claw still strapped, THEN turn to acknowledge with a smile and a "Hi."

Treat everyone like an old friend

-JD
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Herman

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Key line that has worked everytime for me
"If you wanted to meet me all you had to do was say hi" Then look at her with a sly smirk.
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Flower

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i like your responses

if probaly give her a really cocky look (Dick Valentine out of Electric Six gives THE BEST cocky smile) and bump into her back

then say somethign random with more

xxx
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DJ Sherpa Wrote:
How do YOU respond when a girl bumps into you at the club/bar, then responds "Sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you."

I take it as an AI, but hate my response lately.

AUTOPILOT:
"It's alright, not a big deal." -interaction over...
-and when I respond, it is usually a "trying for rapport" response

So, I am thinking dominant is the key here to keep things going. My goal is to try a couple of different methods, since this has happened a lot lately, and I know it is the girl's way of trying to get my attention.

What's your autopilot response? Here are a few I am going to try:
HB: Sorry...

1. ME: No, your not. Normally I charge for that!!
2. ME: Wow, your forward. Nice to meet you too.


Watch it TOOTS! mean face followed by a smile
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adamm411

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Join Date: 04/19/2007 | Posts: 108

I would tend to classify this as even stronger than AI, but an actual "chick approach." This is my term for when a girl initiates either conversation or kino with a man. It's a little more ambiguous than a girl putting her hand on your shoulder and turning you around, but I still think she is approaching you.

I think just about any movement forward: qualifying then comfort, or even seduction if her interest proves especially high, is appropriate, if she is approaching you in this way.

But thanks for reminding me of this. I've missed out on a lot of these opportunities in the past.

DJ Sherpa Wrote:
How do YOU respond when a girl bumps into you at the club/bar, then responds "Sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you."

I take it as an AI, but hate my response lately.

AUTOPILOT:
"It's alright, not a big deal." -interaction over...
-and when I respond, it is usually a "trying for rapport" response

So, I am thinking dominant is the key here to keep things going. My goal is to try a couple of different methods, since this has happened a lot lately, and I know it is the girl's way of trying to get my attention.

What's your autopilot response? Here are a few I am going to try:
HB: Sorry...

1. ME: No, your not. Normally I charge for that!!
2. ME: Wow, your forward. Nice to meet you too.
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#9

lazycat

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From what I've seen, a lot of bumps are accidental, since chicks tend to try to leave immediately.

I tried "Don't ever do that again!" with the semi-stern, semi-kidding vibe. That usually gets a good reaction. For more reliable results, a claw might be added.

Here is a sequence. Claw her in, start with the semi-stern, semi-kidding "Don't ever do that again!" to set the tone, and then follow up with "Who ARE you?" All is pure dominance. From this point on consider it a regular claw :D
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Souteneur

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OPTIONS

- "I don't believe in accidents" + claw

- "You know, Freud said there are no accidents" + claw

- "Fate" + claw

- "Yeah oooooo-k....stalker" (playfully) + claw

- claw + claw = double claw? sure, why not
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