December 12th, 2018
Best Banter Lines Grouped into Categories
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The Magic Man


Join Date: 07/11/2007 | Posts: 61

I’ve taken some of the best banter lines from a variety of sources and grouped them into categories, according to the frame of your interaction with the girl. I've probably missed a few good ones, so feel free to add your own.

I’ve found it most helpful to memorize a few in each category and then aggressively steer your interaction with the girl into that frame.

Here they are:

Frame 1: She’s Misbehaving; You’re Going to Fight
-You look like trouble
-You and I aren’t gonna get along
-We’re gonna fight
-My mom warned me about girls like you
-I hate you
-You suck
-You dork
-Ok, note to self: don’t date her
-I can’t talk to you anymore
-Is she always like this?
-Stop playing hard to get; you know I’m better at it

Frame 2: She’s Hitting on You
-Are you hitting on me?
-If you don’t stop hitting on me I’m going to get a restraining order
-Are you trying to feel me up/grope me? [if she touches you]
-Touching me already? I’m not that easy/this shit ain’t for free.
-Stop undressing me with your eyes
-Stop trying to seduce me
-What are you looking at? I’m not a piece of meat/sausage with giant feet
-Stop pointing at/trying to feel my boobs
-My eyes are here (face), not here (crotch). [If she stares at your crotch or complements you on your belt]
-Just because you like my shirt/pants doesn’t mean it’s coming off [if she complements you on either, which girls frequently do]
-You’re hitting on the wrong guy, I’m totally not boyfriend material. That guy looks better for you [point to some loser beta male]
-You like hanging around us, don’t you? [if she leaves and comes back]
-Are you a sexual predator?
-You’re bad, you’re making me think impure thoughts
-Did you put roofies in my drink?
-Are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?
-I’m not that kind of guy. I need trust, comfort and connection first.
-I don’t like to take things past friendship
-I’m not some trophy husband you can use for sex. I have feelings too.
-Is that your pickup line? [if she opens you]
-Did you come over here just to flirt with me?
-Stop thinking about me; I’m tingling
-Don’t miss me too much

Frame 3: She Wants to Come Back for the After Party
-Don’t get your hopes up, I’m not that easy [when she first mentions an after party]
-Don’t get any ideas, I’m going to pass out on you
-You can come in, but only for a second. I have to work tomorrow.
-But I promised my friends I wouldn’t go home with anyone tonight!
-I don’t kiss on the first date [when you’re setting up a day 2]

Frame 4: She’s a Bad Girlfriend
[Only use these if she’s already attracted to you. Otherwise I’ve found it’s too easy for a girl to regain control of the frame by sarcastically responding with something along the lines of “sure…in your dreams…you wish”]
-Are you cheating on me?
-We’re broken up. I want my CD’s back.
-You’re a terrible girlfriend. She’ll be my new girlfriend [point to someone else].
-You’ve been downgraded from booty call #1 to booty call #10
-It’s too early in our relationship for you to be bossing me around
-You’re sleeping on the couch tonight

Frame 5: She’s Acting Dumb
-You’re not a real blond, come on now
-So you’re a natural blond then?
-Brunettes have blond days too, huh?
-It’s a good thing you’re pretty, because once the looks go you’ll be in trouble
-Bartender, can you cut her off?
-I’m losing an IQ point a minute talking you
-You’re the pick of the litter, aren’t you?

-This is why we can’t have nice things [if she spills]
-You hurt my elbow [if she bumps into you]
-Do your parents know where you? [if she’s unusually young]
-Nice shoes, are you 4 feet tall without them? Oh, I’m sorry, 4 foot 2?
-That’s so cool! Even if I wasn’t trying to get in your pants I’d still hang out with you. [if she has a similar hobby as you]

I go into Frame 1 immediately after the opener, then I go into Frame 2 and use that as the main frame of the interaction, then I always end the night in Frame 3. Meanwhile, I’ll periodically go into Frame 1, Frame 4 and Frame 5 throughout the evening, whenever the situation calls for it.

Be careful not to mix Frame 2 and Frame 4 too much, as they’re seemingly contradictory (in Frame 2 she’s pursuing you and you’re playing hard to get, while in Frame 4 you’re boyfriend/girlfriend and now she’s the one misbehaving).

To summarize:

Frame 1---------------Frame 2---------------Frame 3

With Frame 1, Frame 4, and Frame 5 continually used throughout the interaction.

The next step would be to figure out how to quickly steer the conversation into the above frames. I am currently working on a post on that topic.
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Join Date: 04/05/2007 | Posts: 719

no man just chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

jk thanks muchly

i like raw data like that bc i can extrapolate the frame of mind you must have to say this shit

very hel;pful
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Join Date: 01/29/2007 | Posts: 546

I've also compiled a big list of some really good ones and will probably add some later. You guys think it'd be crazy or worthwhile to record them onto my mp3-player and listen to them while I'm doing something boring? So far I've just been reading (not really memorizing) and writing them and they DO from time to time pop out of your memory at the right moments.
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Join Date: 10/20/2006 | Posts: 764

I like the "Ohhhh.... what u gonna do? DATE ME?"
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Join Date: 04/21/2007 | Posts: 1530

"whoa you need to calm down, you are out of control."

I like this whenever she even slightly over reacts, or when she is being polite
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Join Date: 01/29/2007 | Posts: 546

Lot of new ones here, guys...

FRAME1: She's misbehaving, you're going to fight

-You're fired (classic Donald Trump one)
-You girls are bad. I'm gonna have to keep on eye on you (motion this with 2 fingers for added effect)
-Are you drunk or are you actually like that?
-You're like my little sister: lovable, but a little bit annoying
-You're such a dork

FRAME2: She's hitting on you
-Be careful, girlie... you're about to break my heart

FRAME4: She's a bad girlfriend
-Women, you can't live with them.... period

FRAME5: She's acting dumb

-(she spills her drink/goofs up) You don't have to be nervous...
-Either I'm too fast...or you're too slow
-Oh, aren't you a charmer...
-Did you forget to take your medication today?
-(trips) First day on your new feet?

FRAME6: Misc.

-Where's your off-button
-Stop thinking so much, you might hurt yourself
-[when she doesn't react enthusiastically/positively] Hide your enthusiasm!
-Why are girls always so logical? Why can't they just FEEL and live in the moment? [we have to encourage girls to going with their emotions, because it helps us in PU, right? Banter is far from logical...]

FRAME7: Cocky and funny [I added this frame]

-Kiss me on the cheek and maybe I'll let you forgive me
-I wanna hear the truth no matter how flattering it is
-Girls are often jealous of my looks, but that's their problem, not mine [direct quote from a celeb/model, BTW]
-(when introducing yourself) What a treat - your treat. (thank you Groucho-Marx)
-Don't think I didn't notice your grin when you realized you're in my force-field! (guys, this is mine, do you think it's any good)
-Are you always like this or just with guys you find irresistable?
-Oh, so you wanna play hard-to-get.. ok, but remember that I'm the best at it
-Don't let my charm fool you. I'm only here for the music.
-I was too modest, but I've improved and I'm perfect now.

BTW, excellent idea to group these by frame :)
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Join Date: 03/31/2007 | Posts: 756

some quality one liners there :)

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Join Date: 10/20/2006 | Posts: 764

The "She's fiesty" or "your fiesty" is a good one.
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Join Date: 04/16/2014 | Posts: 103

Great effort for putting together this long list of banter lines. What I'd like to share with you is what I've learned is the core principle or mechanism behind creating and using your own banter lines.

Before I even tell you the easiest way of understanding how to create your own banter lines, I'd just like to quickly remind you that if you want to succeed at naturally attracting women, you must make sure that whatever you say to women always feels totally natural and fun to you.

Every time you're not being original in front of a woman that you want to attract, she'll soon be able to pick up on your negative emotions just by looking at your body language. Whenever you blindly recite a pick up line in front of a woman and she gets a sense that what you're saying to her doesn't really feel natural or right to you, not only will she be able to pick up on your negative emotions as said earlier but also she'll be able to tell that you don't really believe that what you're saying to her is natural or right to you all based on just watching your body language. The best way to understand all this is by understanding the following truth: "Your beliefs control your emotions and your emotions control your body language."
This is exactly why you may sometimes hear a top player say to you that women trust a man's body language more than they trust the words he says to them. And, the reason why women can easily get turned on or get turned off by your real emotional vibes coming out of your body language is because women are naturally very emotional so that reading other people's emotions just by watching their body language is women's second nature, so to say.

What helped me completely understand what banter lines are all about and how to create my own banter lines was the result
of the survey through which hundreds of women were interviewed on the subject of what really turns women on. The outcome of the survey was that women are attracted to a man who can show them both respect and sexual desire at the same time.
What the latter tells you is that the way to attract women is to share your sexual desire with them in a very subtle and respectful way. Being subtle is all about expressing yourself in a way that makes her curious enough to want to find out more about you and find out whether you really like her. And, being respectful is mainly about being playful, fun and light-hearted especially when using any kind of sexually explicit language in order to freely express your real sexual desires toward her. Let's face it, if you try to boldly and directly tell her that you'd like to have sex with her on the spot while not being playful and fun about it even the slightest bit, then chances are that she'll instantly see you as a very creepy guy and weirdo. And, if you happen to say it to a girl who's not the full age yet, you might even get reported to the police for such behavior.

That said, in my opinion banter lines are the perfect attraction tool because using them allows you to show women both respect and sexual desire at same time.

Next I'm going to share with you the kind of banter line that feels very natural and fun to me. Let's say, I've just spotted a very hot woman wearing a tight jeans shorts during the summer time, and I'm very turned on by her sex appealing ass.
The banter line that comes very natural and fun to me is as follows: "So, this is how you pick up guys. (I make about 2 second short pause while checking out her shorts as if I'm some kind of fashion expert because this helps me build up some sexual tension) I now feel so seduced standing next to you that you've almost made me spank your ass."
Here's a little heads up. I strongly advise you to use your negative body language immediately after saying your favorite banter line to her and getting her laughing at it. Your negative body language is all about having the most of your body face away from the woman that you've just met. The reason I warmly recommend you do this is for two main reasons:
a) By casually and playfully showing her your negative body language as described above, you want to subtly let her know that you're not needy toward her. In other words, you want to indirectly let her know that you're prepared to walk away from her at any moment if she doesn't like anything about you and your approach, because you have a lot of options of meeting other beautiful women in your life.
b) The combo of using banter lines and negative body language is proved to help guys make women chase them.
Here's an example of how to use this combo. Immediately after you've said your banter line to the woman and got her laughing at it, you either playfully turn your head to one side (face away) or playfully turn your entire body away from her for 2-3 seconds. While having your back face her, try to kind of look over your shoulder and smile at her in a teasing way. By the time, you turn back around (while you're still smiling) and come to face her again, you can expect to have her trying very hard to get back your attention. In other words, she'll be officially flirting with you and chasing you like crazy.

Hope my tips help you create your own banter lines and above all, have a lot of fun using them.

Have fun! ;)

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