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Jeff -- just make sure your backup dancers dance like panjabis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fk21appi5s
that's all any woman would ever need. ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fk21appi5s
that's all any woman would ever need. ever.
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catch-22 Wrote:
ummmmmmmm...
Hahaha, 'ummmmmmmmmmmmmm' exactly!
BUT! proof that its not the what, but the how.
Just beleive in it.
Science~
Hey Nathan,
Its nothing really big. Harsh can do this stuff too and it is kinda pattern we usually have in India.
I hav been using this stuff for a long time.
Its nothing really big. Harsh can do this stuff too and it is kinda pattern we usually have in India.
I hav been using this stuff for a long time.
white tiger Wrote:
Hey Nathan,
Its nothing really big. Harsh can do this stuff too and it is kinda pattern we usually have in India.
I hav been using this stuff for a long time.
As long as you're banging those 'untouchables', it's cool. One day I'll make it over there and you guys can teach me your Bollywood game....
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Cucumber Wrote:
Glorious, glorious!
GLORIOUS!
Guys, the video links were awesome. I grew up with Bollywood movies...
The link from KHNH (Kal Ho Na Ho) is absolutely brilliant - dead on in social dynamics. Sharukh Khan rocks.
This stuff works. Works in India. Think top gun - all the guys doing that routine, "I lost that lovin' feeling"... bollywood dances... damn.
Sometimes my roommate and I will go out to the club and just start doing our pilot dance that we learned when getting our pilot's licenses. You can do it to any song in 4/4 time. It's the corniest shit ever, but the hottest of HB's will LOVE it because you have so much confidence that you KNOW you don't care what others are thinking.
Even if you don't go as outrageous as a bollywood dance, my advice: get a wing or a couple of wings, and do a simple, choreographed dance and laugh loudly while doing it. all the hb's on the dancefloor will notice. as soon as the song is over, find the closest hb and claw her in. i've done it with good success.
(BUT CAREFUL: if she asks u to teach her the dance, DON'T. Just dance with her regularly or pull her off to the side and venue change. she won't be able to learn your dance, it'll throw off her buying temperature because now you two are two awkward people on the dancefloor not in sync, and she'll get bored or frustrated, and leave. you are not her performer)
Respect.
This shit actually works btw. I did it last night, all jokes aside. If you're having fun while doing this it can work wonders!
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namrobmal Wrote:
dude everyone knows that to become a puah you just need to inject pure Jeffy Semen into your left testicle......
jlaix Wrote:
Dude, all you have to do is this:
You get kitted out in a fucking sparkly vest and shit, and you and a bunch of your friends choreograph an elaborate dance routine similar to those seen in the top Bollywood films. Hit the scene HARD. Then, you approach a lovely lady and burst into song:
"I like pretty girl
you are pretty girl
welcome to my realm of castle"
deedle-deedle-dee-dee-deedeee- daaaaaa
"welcome pretty girl,
happy pretty girl
Now is the time for love, love love"
doodle doodle dooooooooo
etc.
As your friends all dance around and everything, doing the three part harmonies. The girl will act coy and either make shy facial expressions or mischieviously push you off. By the end of the song, she will be fully, like, into it. Then, at the climax, you RIP OFF the sparkly vest and slide up to her on your knees. Then she will fall into your arms, and you look at the camera and WINK with a sly smile.
It's really that easy.
This BETTER be on The Jeffy Show, lol. I love it.
~Shazam!
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unfortunately No one really follows these bollywood routines in India.. In the Metros and the bigger cities in India.. the pick up is almost similar to US or UK
Though this is how the AFCs in the smaller cities in India sarge (though this shit doesnt lukily happen in the bigger cities.. thank god.. One of my friends told me this story)
See what i heard:
Guy goes with his group of AFC friends in car.. and the target is mostly walking either alone or with one more friend,maybe to her college etc.. the guy who wants to sarge cums out of the car and frightens the shit of the girl and stops her right there..
The girl is already scared though she usually just waits there.
(Sometimes the guy introduces his name..most times he forget to..lol and then he starts with his following routine..lol)
AFC: Would u like to do friendship with me?
girl: ah! no (scared and confused)
AFC: Oh thats ok (confident and smiling)
AFC: Would u like to do Loveship with me?
{Hahahaha.. now guys please excuse the english of these poor AFC guys who stay in the smalled cities in India.. cause they are not really good at it}
girl: ah! No (WTF happened and WTF did that mean.. she gives him the 'this guy doesnt even know english' look ) These guys try to talk in english cause in India.. speaking the business global language english is supposed to be a DHV.. }
AFC:OK BYE (jumps back in the car..doesnt make to much fuss that he is rejected )
I tell this story sometimes .. its funny
Though this is how the AFCs in the smaller cities in India sarge (though this shit doesnt lukily happen in the bigger cities.. thank god.. One of my friends told me this story)
See what i heard:
Guy goes with his group of AFC friends in car.. and the target is mostly walking either alone or with one more friend,maybe to her college etc.. the guy who wants to sarge cums out of the car and frightens the shit of the girl and stops her right there..
The girl is already scared though she usually just waits there.
(Sometimes the guy introduces his name..most times he forget to..lol and then he starts with his following routine..lol)
AFC: Would u like to do friendship with me?
girl: ah! no (scared and confused)
AFC: Oh thats ok (confident and smiling)
AFC: Would u like to do Loveship with me?
{Hahahaha.. now guys please excuse the english of these poor AFC guys who stay in the smalled cities in India.. cause they are not really good at it}
girl: ah! No (WTF happened and WTF did that mean.. she gives him the 'this guy doesnt even know english' look ) These guys try to talk in english cause in India.. speaking the business global language english is supposed to be a DHV.. }
AFC:OK BYE (jumps back in the car..doesnt make to much fuss that he is rejected )
I tell this story sometimes .. its funny
haha, well I am from India, and the last time I was in club (playing house music), I was doing my usual dance (I'm an awesome dancer) and then got into a set and asked her with a sly grin: "Salsa?"
I then proceeeded to do Bhangra style dance and told her: "Baby, this is Indian Salsa..." And, I'm doing this to House music :D
Way too much fun, IOIs all over the place. No close, though. I'm stuffed, like that :|
(((maser.caster)))
I then proceeeded to do Bhangra style dance and told her: "Baby, this is Indian Salsa..." And, I'm doing this to House music :D
Way too much fun, IOIs all over the place. No close, though. I'm stuffed, like that :|
(((maser.caster)))
jlaix Wrote:
Field tested last night. Pretty solid, but I need MORE people backing me up, and a MORE sparkly vest.
Jeffy, I would pay to see this.
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