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Posted April 13th, 2007 at 10:30 PM
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Cucumber Wrote:
Glorious, glorious!
GLORIOUS!

Guys, the video links were awesome. I grew up with Bollywood movies...
The link from KHNH (Kal Ho Na Ho) is absolutely brilliant - dead on in social dynamics. Sharukh Khan rocks.

This stuff works. Works in India. Think top gun - all the guys doing that routine, "I lost that lovin' feeling"... bollywood dances... damn.

Sometimes my roommate and I will go out to the club and just start doing our pilot dance that we learned when getting our pilot's licenses. You can do it to any song in 4/4 time. It's the corniest shit ever, but the hottest of HB's will LOVE it because you have so much confidence that you KNOW you don't care what others are thinking.

Even if you don't go as outrageous as a bollywood dance, my advice: get a wing or a couple of wings, and do a simple, choreographed dance and laugh loudly while doing it. all the hb's on the dancefloor will notice. as soon as the song is over, find the closest hb and claw her in. i've done it with good success.

(BUT CAREFUL: if she asks u to teach her the dance, DON'T. Just dance with her regularly or pull her off to the side and venue change. she won't be able to learn your dance, it'll throw off her buying temperature because now you two are two awkward people on the dancefloor not in sync, and she'll get bored or frustrated, and leave. you are not her performer)

Respect.


ummmmmmmm...
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Posted April 13th, 2007 at 11:03 PM
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Hmm, all you guys who like BOLLYWOOD from 1990's onwards are LAME!:p

OLD SCHOOL bollywood is BOSS! the 1970's being the BOLLYWOOD of CHAMPIONSHIP era.

And the reason WHY?

MOUSTACHES of PORN STAR GLORY!!!! shades

.....or the LACK of them in modern Bollywood (also, the fact than most bollywood is just a cheap imitation of hollywood, but that is a separate matter).angry

Check out these two PORN STAR MUSTACHIO'ED, high value, FUCK-WORTHY GUYS, playing 'hired gun' game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIc5ALdd4NY

BASK in the MOUSTACHES of PORN STAR GLORY!!!
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Posted April 13th, 2007 at 11:32 PM
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jlaix Wrote:
Dude, all you have to do is this:

You get kitted out in a fucking sparkly vest and shit, and you and a bunch of your friends choreograph an elaborate dance routine similar to those seen in the top Bollywood films. Hit the scene HARD. Then, you approach a lovely lady and burst into song:

"I like pretty girl
you are pretty girl
welcome to my realm of castle"
deedle-deedle-dee-dee-deedeee- daaaaaa

"welcome pretty girl,
happy pretty girl
Now is the time for love, love love"
doodle doodle dooooooooo
etc.

As your friends all dance around and everything, doing the three part harmonies. The girl will act coy and either make shy facial expressions or mischieviously push you off. By the end of the song, she will be fully, like, into it. Then, at the climax, you RIP OFF the sparkly vest and slide up to her on your knees. Then she will fall into your arms, and you look at the camera and WINK with a sly smile.

It's really that easy.


I tried it, I think I leaned in too much. :(
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Posted April 14th, 2007 at 12:33 AM
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Field tested last night. Pretty solid, but I need MORE people backing me up, and a MORE sparkly vest.
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Posted April 14th, 2007 at 12:35 AM
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I was thinking like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g_6TmOyXAM

My all time favorite.

RSD guys: note how much the dude looks like Cameron.
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Posted April 14th, 2007 at 12:49 AM
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shine on you crazy diamond
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Posted April 14th, 2007 at 1:19 AM
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jlaix Wrote:
RSD guys: note how much the dude looks like Cameron.


LMFAO....ahahahahah
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Posted April 14th, 2007 at 12:10 PM
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jlaix;35058 wrote:
Field tested last night. Pretty solid, but I need MORE people backing me up, and a MORE sparkly vest.



Dude, try the MOUSTACHE of PORN STAR GLORY, I am telling you.

Field test it, I can assure you, you will not regret it, be the first of the RSd crew to adorn a MOUSTACHE of PORN STAR GLORY!shades
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Posted April 14th, 2007 at 12:49 PM
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hilarious,

I can't believe we are having thread of bollywoond on RSD nation. Damn! Jlaix contact me, I can give u better records than that. LOL!

I can give u records which indian girls go wooo on and u can use it on them..


This is shit I LIVE ON! and this is stuff I use as my routines all the time.

I am from India itself and my dad used to work with Bollywood guys in late 70s
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Posted April 15th, 2007 at 1:53 AM
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You've out done yourself Jeffy. This is clearly a massively calibrated game tactic that took hours to prepare/choreograph (only to be done by MPUGs and Bollywood stars). Personally, I prefer the R. Kelly role play.



So I walked into a bar....

And I sat down next to a girl..

She said hi...

ooooohhhh...ooohhh....oooohh...yeah... baby

I knew it was oooonnaa...
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