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hahahaha.
mmm, sounds tight.
You know the funny thing is, if a guy in your position wrapped that up shiny and marketed it right, you could make a fortune. Kinda scary.
Science~
mmm, sounds tight.
You know the funny thing is, if a guy in your position wrapped that up shiny and marketed it right, you could make a fortune. Kinda scary.
Science~
oh, man. lol. with this and superstar dance we can create a following and go on Connan. i think connan would be into this big time.
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Olcay and I were singing this song for part of last night. We didn't have the glittery get-up however it was still quite magical.
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is thie FIELD TESTED!>!>!!?!?!?!
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namrobmal Wrote:
dude everyone knows that to become a puah you just need to inject pure Jeffy Semen into your left testicle......
Dude, all you have to do is this:
You get kitted out in a fucking sparkly vest and shit, and you and a bunch of your friends choreograph an elaborate dance routine similar to those seen in the top Bollywood films. Hit the scene HARD. Then, you approach a lovely lady and burst into song:
"I like pretty girl
you are pretty girl
welcome to my realm of castle"
deedle-deedle-dee-dee-deedeee- daaaaaa
"welcome pretty girl,
happy pretty girl
Now is the time for love, love love"
doodle doodle dooooooooo
etc.
As your friends all dance around and everything, doing the three part harmonies. The girl will act coy and either make shy facial expressions or mischieviously push you off. By the end of the song, she will be fully, like, into it. Then, at the climax, you RIP OFF the sparkly vest and slide up to her on your knees. Then she will fall into your arms, and you look at the camera and WINK with a sly smile.
It's really that easy.
You get kitted out in a fucking sparkly vest and shit, and you and a bunch of your friends choreograph an elaborate dance routine similar to those seen in the top Bollywood films. Hit the scene HARD. Then, you approach a lovely lady and burst into song:
"I like pretty girl
you are pretty girl
welcome to my realm of castle"
deedle-deedle-dee-dee-deedeee- daaaaaa
"welcome pretty girl,
happy pretty girl
Now is the time for love, love love"
doodle doodle dooooooooo
etc.
As your friends all dance around and everything, doing the three part harmonies. The girl will act coy and either make shy facial expressions or mischieviously push you off. By the end of the song, she will be fully, like, into it. Then, at the climax, you RIP OFF the sparkly vest and slide up to her on your knees. Then she will fall into your arms, and you look at the camera and WINK with a sly smile.
It's really that easy.
Huh?!
You think this is some sort of NEW way of pulling!?!?!? :D
This is just STANDARD ISSUE bollywood pick up method
Every bollywood film MUST have 6 of these routines, and they are emulated, in some form, in every indian/pakistani marriage.
Behold the POWERFUL MAGIC of bollywood pickup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-sQ0uY-qU8 (with the help of gloria estefan)
and my personal FAVOURITE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT-bmRqUyTQ (growing up I used to get a major boner over the female in red, even at the tender age of 5 years old.)
What you will notice, is that both lead males in the role, have MOUSTACHES of PORN STAR GLORY.
This is VITAL!
I have been on a break from sarging for a month or so, and took this GLORIOUS oppotunity to grow a pencil thin moustache like the guy in the second vid.
And may I say, the results have been ASTONISHING! When I perform the dance routine, even the most westernised of women MAGICALLY transform into a BOLLYWOOD BEAUTY, and begin to dance around me.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE PORNSTAR MOUSTACHE!
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i wonder if thats how pick up works in india :)
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I used to love this song when I was kid but wtf. U wanna know how Pickup works in India. It is 6 days trial in KHNH movie.
Here is youtube link with subtitles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEzDHHoLfQo
and its all there push-pull , amogging etc. funny as hell.
Here is youtube link with subtitles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEzDHHoLfQo
and its all there push-pull , amogging etc. funny as hell.
Solid Gold
thanks Tyler I read your posts and they are gem. I use them in the field and they work wonders
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You get kitted out in a fucking sparkly vest and shit, and you and a bunch of your friends choreograph an elaborate dance routine similar to those seen in the top Bollywood films. Hit the scene HARD. Then, you approach a lovely lady and burst into song:
"I like pretty girl
you are pretty girl
welcome to my realm of castle"
deedle-deedle-dee-dee-deedeee- daaaaaa
"welcome pretty girl,
happy pretty girl
Now is the time for love, love love"
doodle doodle dooooooooo
etc.
As your friends all dance around and everything, doing the three part harmonies. The girl will act coy and either make shy facial expressions or mischieviously push you off. By the end of the song, she will be fully, like, into it. Then, at the climax, you RIP OFF the sparkly vest and slide up to her on your knees. Then she will fall into your arms, and you look at the camera and WINK with a sly smile.
It's really that easy.
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