Today's sarge was a bit different. The pattern of me goofing around for a while and them getting all confused and going away has not repeated itself uniformly this time.
Went out with Camden. On the way I opened a cute blonde. She turned out to be 16. Oops.
I opened a walking two set. "you have two small bags...you should get a big bag and put them both in it"
it opened, sorta. We talked about christmas presents. Split set soon. Plowed, don't remember details but they weren't too into it.
I saw an asian 4set. I actually didn't come up with anything clever on the spot. So I just went up. Said "what's up" they were kinda confused. Then I remarked that one girl was taller than all the others and that she must be the leader. Riffed a bit. She asked if I knew her, I said
"you don't remember me?..we go way back...you see..I'll tell you a story..how we met"
I sat down
"you see, we were fighting rebels in the Phillippines, and you got shot in the leg..." and I told an elaborate story of how I saved her ass, carrying her through the jungles while she was screaming in pain and she was then in the hosptial and got amnesia"
more bullshit. she said "enough"I vibed a bit. But it wasn't going anywehre and eventually they left
then I went to virgin megastore. One chick was nodding her head to the music and I said "jolly music, eh?" and she laughed and said yeah I asked her to dance, she declined. I told her how a week ago (Really two days ago when I was sarging here) I danced with a friend to techno. She laughed at the story and was all smily but said she was going to go back to her friend. Blergh.
Went downstairs, I opened a 2set, turned intoa mixed 3set. I asked if a movie some chick was holding was good (I had no fucking clue what the movie was). She said it was bad. We talked about terrible movies, walking out of the theatres and such. Eventually kinda stalled and they talked amongst themselves.
Went to starbucks. Camden was in line and I saw a chick reading. "hey...you look bored" "huh?' "you look bored"
"I'm just reading"
"you look kinda bored reading that, what are you reading?"
"no it's ok" and she showed me. I pretended I couldn't see the title (there was a railing barrier) and decided to use that as an excuse to go up to the level she was sitting at and join her. I talked abotu a good book I recently read. She turned out to be really intelligent. Studying at an Ivy League. But she kept getting into talking about all serious subjects so it was hard to flirt. But she was cool and we vibed on some subjects and as she left I #Ced.
Walking. Saw a chick with a dog. I played with dog. Said it liked sniffing my crotch. Said I wish I had a bushy tail. she says "I'm fine with my tail" "really?" "I mean, whatever kinda tail it is" "okay, I won't ask to see it, that's for later" but her friends soon joined ehr and off they went.
Then went to street, wing was talking about accents, saying how [my nationality]'s isn't hot. I saw a cute chick nearby and I asked her. SHe said it was hot. I imitated the accent talking shit about people who thought poorly of it. She sat down. I sat down. We said a lot of random funny shit. Digging holes to China. Me pretending to get all serious and mad at her. Hard to remember details. My wing introduced himself as Jacke Chan. I hugged her and said she was adorable when she mentioned that she was a freshman. Then the cool part:
She goes to go back to work. I try to #C
"I don't think I should do that"
"yeah you should"
"I kind of have a boyfriend"
"so?...that'll just give yous omething to do when I'm not around...oh and then he can give us orange juice and breakfast in bed in the morning the next day...does he cook well?"
she laughs
"oh I dunno"
"yes you do, what's your #?"
"see, he gets jealous"
"don't worry, I got jackie chan on my side. he'll protect us"
she laughs loudly and gives her #. I check and it's solid. Holla!!
Later to a bookstore. see a chick looking at Sudoku. I say "DON'T!"
she looks "huh?'
"don't do it...dont' get hooked. everyone I know who started doing suduko is now addicted..I haven't heard from friends for years because of it"
she laughs. Some random shit. She asks what she should get instead. I point to a teen magazine featuring prom outfits. I tell her she needs to get a prom outfit, because we're going to a prom together. She says "but aren't there age limits? I mean I'm 50 [she's probably like 28 or something]" "that's ok, I'm 80". I put my arm around her shoulder and go into an elaborate detail of the prom outfits.
This was actually a very low energy sarge. A lot of prolonged eye contact, meaningless "yeah?" and other short phrase interactions. Calm, and tension-filled. But I try to #C and she declines but gives email instead. I mention a lot of asians have msn emails, she asks "do you have a lot of asian girls?" "yep, plenty".
I open chicks on the way back too. One has a really shiny belt but wasn't too responsive. One was cute and cool but had to catch her train.
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Went out with Camden. On the way I opened a cute blonde. She turned out to be 16. Oops.
I opened a walking two set. "you have two small bags...you should get a big bag and put them both in it"
it opened, sorta. We talked about christmas presents. Split set soon. Plowed, don't remember details but they weren't too into it.
I saw an asian 4set. I actually didn't come up with anything clever on the spot. So I just went up. Said "what's up" they were kinda confused. Then I remarked that one girl was taller than all the others and that she must be the leader. Riffed a bit. She asked if I knew her, I said
"you don't remember me?..we go way back...you see..I'll tell you a story..how we met"
I sat down
"you see, we were fighting rebels in the Phillippines, and you got shot in the leg..." and I told an elaborate story of how I saved her ass, carrying her through the jungles while she was screaming in pain and she was then in the hosptial and got amnesia"
more bullshit. she said "enough"I vibed a bit. But it wasn't going anywehre and eventually they left
then I went to virgin megastore. One chick was nodding her head to the music and I said "jolly music, eh?" and she laughed and said yeah I asked her to dance, she declined. I told her how a week ago (Really two days ago when I was sarging here) I danced with a friend to techno. She laughed at the story and was all smily but said she was going to go back to her friend. Blergh.
Went downstairs, I opened a 2set, turned intoa mixed 3set. I asked if a movie some chick was holding was good (I had no fucking clue what the movie was). She said it was bad. We talked about terrible movies, walking out of the theatres and such. Eventually kinda stalled and they talked amongst themselves.
Went to starbucks. Camden was in line and I saw a chick reading. "hey...you look bored" "huh?' "you look bored"
"I'm just reading"
"you look kinda bored reading that, what are you reading?"
"no it's ok" and she showed me. I pretended I couldn't see the title (there was a railing barrier) and decided to use that as an excuse to go up to the level she was sitting at and join her. I talked abotu a good book I recently read. She turned out to be really intelligent. Studying at an Ivy League. But she kept getting into talking about all serious subjects so it was hard to flirt. But she was cool and we vibed on some subjects and as she left I #Ced.
Walking. Saw a chick with a dog. I played with dog. Said it liked sniffing my crotch. Said I wish I had a bushy tail. she says "I'm fine with my tail" "really?" "I mean, whatever kinda tail it is" "okay, I won't ask to see it, that's for later" but her friends soon joined ehr and off they went.
Then went to street, wing was talking about accents, saying how [my nationality]'s isn't hot. I saw a cute chick nearby and I asked her. SHe said it was hot. I imitated the accent talking shit about people who thought poorly of it. She sat down. I sat down. We said a lot of random funny shit. Digging holes to China. Me pretending to get all serious and mad at her. Hard to remember details. My wing introduced himself as Jacke Chan. I hugged her and said she was adorable when she mentioned that she was a freshman. Then the cool part:
She goes to go back to work. I try to #C
"I don't think I should do that"
"yeah you should"
"I kind of have a boyfriend"
"so?...that'll just give yous omething to do when I'm not around...oh and then he can give us orange juice and breakfast in bed in the morning the next day...does he cook well?"
she laughs
"oh I dunno"
"yes you do, what's your #?"
"see, he gets jealous"
"don't worry, I got jackie chan on my side. he'll protect us"
she laughs loudly and gives her #. I check and it's solid. Holla!!
Later to a bookstore. see a chick looking at Sudoku. I say "DON'T!"
she looks "huh?'
"don't do it...dont' get hooked. everyone I know who started doing suduko is now addicted..I haven't heard from friends for years because of it"
she laughs. Some random shit. She asks what she should get instead. I point to a teen magazine featuring prom outfits. I tell her she needs to get a prom outfit, because we're going to a prom together. She says "but aren't there age limits? I mean I'm 50 [she's probably like 28 or something]" "that's ok, I'm 80". I put my arm around her shoulder and go into an elaborate detail of the prom outfits.
This was actually a very low energy sarge. A lot of prolonged eye contact, meaningless "yeah?" and other short phrase interactions. Calm, and tension-filled. But I try to #C and she declines but gives email instead. I mention a lot of asians have msn emails, she asks "do you have a lot of asian girls?" "yep, plenty".
I open chicks on the way back too. One has a really shiny belt but wasn't too responsive. One was cute and cool but had to catch her train.