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March 27th, 2017
Cheating on your Girlfriend
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Neo Stripes

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Join Date: 07/27/2013 | Posts: 18

Lets say i was going to cheat on my girlfriend, not saying i am, but i am. What tips would you give to someone in order not to get caught.
Or how would be the best way to tell her to become involved in a oppen relationship.
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Adioso

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Join Date: 07/29/2013 | Posts: 380

"hey babe , i am not satisfied with the sex we are having or rather not having , i think i am going to fuck other chicks now , if you want you can do the same if you arent already doing that.. "
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Join Date: 01/28/2013 | Posts: 47

No judgement, but this is not a good idea.

It's messy, and unnecessary. If you at that stage in your life, let the poor girl go. Be a man about it.

ON THE FLIPSIDE, IFFFFFF you can't help yourself, get a second phone, with a separate phone number and refer to it to your mates as the "Batphone". lololol

When you're out picking up, only give chicks the number of your Batphone.

Not that I'm condoning that behaviour, though!!!
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Neo Stripes

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Join Date: 07/27/2013 | Posts: 18

 Thanks! Its just, my current girlfriend says she can't give me head because her mouth is too small, plus she makes me use a condom. I sometimes slip it off but, you know, theres no hiding it once i've "creampie'd" her. 
Anyway i think it'll be fun to try, and shes Bi, so i might even get away with it
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If she's bi, then fuck yeah. Read Jeffy's book for inspiration and pay attention to the "Chess Club" days! I'd aim for the threesome first.

Ask your missus if she's ever had any wild fantasies, then listen to her response. Gauge how adventurous she is in her responses. If you get the metaphorical green light, throw in, "have you ever fantasised about you, me, and maybe someone else?", or even better "I want to share another woman with you".

Then text all your mates from the batphone telling then you just smashed two chicks at once. And MMS/Picture message them your unwashed dick. Do it.
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JackLondon

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Join Date: 09/01/2013 | Posts: 23

 Dont cheat. Lay the truth out from the start, if you want to change it tell her. If she says no, then end it. Don't be a dick.
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Snakeeye

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Join Date: 08/16/2012 | Posts: 1700

yeah why not, get a alibi,  :)
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wowImImpressed

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Join Date: 08/04/2013 | Posts: 24

 
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Yoda

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Join Date: 03/22/2008 | Posts: 1215

If you want to sleep around do it when you're not in a relationship, get a FB or make it an open relationship from the start.

Cheating on your girlfriend is NOT cool. How would you feel if she cheated on you?

Treat people like you want to be treated yourself. Have some integrity and don't be some low life wannabe pimp gangster who don't even know who the fuck you are.
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aDANis

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Join Date: 06/10/2012 | Posts: 77

 ^ word

...dudes or anyone for that matter that rationalize the neccessity of cheating are doing so out of fear.

Now this isn't coming from the frame "females deserve better treatment than to be cheated on" which is absolute garbage because some hoes definitley could use being cheated on.

But rather for you to become a better man for your own self, cheating on someone after you have agreed on exclusivity is you going against your word.  No MAN goes against his word, period.
It should rub you the wrong way for saying one thing and doing another.  

That's not alpha behaviour.  The second I notice someone saying one thing and doing another, I naturally stop seeking to be around them.  Unproductive beta bullshit.

End the relationship and go from there.
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