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July 23rd, 2017
I feel like i'm Evil. (I can't be clean!!) But its lovely... ಠ_ಠ
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Ego Death

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Life Is Just A Huge Shit-Test



5/22/13


got $30 dollars today from helping my mom out with some yard work.

Threw in that $30 to hangout with ... 'friends' LOL

these 'friends' pull up and we hangout.. smoke a blunt.. i play em $10 to get in.

they plan on going home. i play on staying out.

i got another $20 out my house . so we go back and get it.

GuyZ is reluctant to explore life. and GuyJ is choding.. looking for a purpose.

Me?... I'm zoned & awesome... (of course)

we drive out to the nearest mall.

I'm ready to go in, GuyZ wants my $20dollars...

I tell him you'll get it when we're done here.

I feel the tension rise.

We enter the building.

I'm pimpin.

GuyZ & J and walking with no purpose.

I'm going to anybody... blurring the lines of acceptable behavior.

People are being approached... people are noticing... people are liking... people are admiring...

I chit chat... say whats on my mind... many are amused. I'm amused...

Hotties... Ugss.. friendly people... people without purpose...

i just take in the moment.

Realize that i've split away from GuyZ & J

GuyZ is annoying.. GuyJ is useless.

I find my own way... Talk to people... explore... self-discover

Find GuyZ & J again... Look at them like they're stupid.

GuyZ defends his stupidity.

I laugh at his defence of his stupidity.

GuyJ awkwardly laughs.

Been their for about 2-3hours so far...

approaching the car to leave.

GuyZ is driving.

He wants his $20.

I tell him you'll get your $20 when i get home.

GuyZ gets angry.

I stare at his emotion.

GuyZ is getting aggressive

I stare at his emotion.

Thoughts of violence go through my head... I access whether i would be ready for such things or not...

My mind clears...

I observe.

GuyZ gets back in car and is willing to leave me.

I tell him he won't get his $20 then..

We battle Frames.

I'm outcome independent.

He's agitated.

I watch...

I tell him to leave.

He drives off...

(This is when it gets interesting)

*Check cellphone*
*No solid contacts*

Refuse to call parents...

Challenge Accepted

Walk around the mall..

See people leaving... Start chatting to anyone.

Get to know people... alot of people i meet have no purpose.

I leave them.

Find an hispanic family

Two lovely daughters...

ones a 7.8.. ones an 8.3 (lol @ my ratings.. idk y)

I love both,. idgaf.

Would date them for the lulz

lovely parents too.

peaceful & accepting..

almost made me feel at home. (a real home)

Talk to them... ask them whether they're going my way.

they say they're getting a taxi..

For some reason. it inspired me by the fact that they didn't have their own car.

I look at the daughters... into their eyes... their existence made me feel warm...

I'm sure they felt the same way towards me.

Yes... They did...

I'm imagining life with the 8.3 ...doing things... living life...

7.8 looks at me and smiles periodically...

I smile back... shes lovely...

Talk to security guard there...

Ask if he's going my way after work... he gets off at 11... its currently 9:00

Try to find different plan..

Start talking to more people at the mall

After approaching different hotties/random dudes, security guard gets agitated when i approach a girl who he's friends with. (she works at mall too)

tells me... "Oh no... don't try her... she's gonna say No"

Re-explain to him that i'm Stranded and must check all my options.

He insisted that i don't try...

I simply say "Okay." Calmly. and continue talking to girl.

He says im being a SmartAss after doing this... (I just continue talking)

Shes nice.. petite light skinned black female..

thinking about her now relaxes me...

She seems to want to help me.. but doesn't live my way.

Security guard is angry at me now... sort of testing me.

I can feel it in the air.

Its nonsense to me... I treat it as nonsense.

He feels my lack of engagement in the music hes playing... (his frame/vibe)

He plays even louder... asks me the *Big Questions* in a (i bet you're no one special) kind of tone.

"What are you doing with your life?" Anything.
"You going to school/college?" Noo, not at the time..
"Uhmm... and Why not?" Feel like getting job/making money right now...
"Why don't you have a job then..." Havent been hired... (Lol @ his interview mode, yet continue answering out of amusement)
"Where have you applied.."Pretty much every store here... *points back at the mall* (mind you we're in the parking lot at the time.) (and yes.. i lorded the mall one day and filled out a stack of applications & talked to almost every store if they were hiring)
"Oh.. dude you don't want to work here..." Why Not?
"Trust me... Just don't..." Haha, you work here!
"Well dude... i gotta pay the bills" So do i!
"Man...pfft... what kinda bills you have to pay" Shit... the car note... help my dad out...
"I thought you said you didn't have a car..." I don't its my dads car... (annoyed with him...)
"How even old are you maan..." 18... (ಠ_ಠ)

The hispanic people have left by now... couldn't ride with them because the taxi service doesn't go my way. (driver was beyond rude as fuck)

i hold that families memory inside my heart... makes me feel warm...

Security Guard being a douche... he starts telling me he has to check if his wife is okay with him helping me out.. I lol at his permission boyness

He tells me i'm still being a SmartAss.

I tell him "Okay." then walk away... (No idea where too... but definitely not riding with this fag)

Walk for 20 mins... find people... ask them where a restaurant is... Still got $20 on me.

Go to a Waffle House. (Rarely ever go here...only the second time) IDK y but magical things always seem to happen in this store.

Walk in.. average people... living their lives..

I sit down... assess the situation... Reflect on the past few hours of my life.

Grab a menu... i got the munchies...

Ask every question in the world to the two women working, about the menu... Looool

They become frustrated with me... Funfattie is verbally expressing her frustration with me.

I lol @ their expression.

I ask for biscuits, pancakes, eggs, cheese hashbrowns... ask for price... too much

Change order... finding out what combinations are possible (They show frustation... i smile & keep talking)

FunFattie talks to another customer about how demanding i am... I call them out.. say "Are yall Flirting?" lol

She starts hitting me with more verbals...

I'm amused...

GuyCustomer then says... "Are YALL flirting now?!" (fucking hilarious hahah)

I say "I think... Yea... I think we just might be... " :)

FunFattie laughs and carries on verbally stroking me off...

I'm feeling manly...

I then continue asking about which meals i can get...

End up ordering two cheese, bacon & beef sandwiches w/ a hashbrown on the side...

I ask for a MinuteMaid as a drink...and the second waitress...DarkskinnedLady... askes Orange or Lemonade...? I say Strawberry... she replies with ORANGE OR LEMONADE?!

I say STRAWBERRY!! LOL

Shes angry yet slightly amused... mostly angry...

I'm enjoying the moment... slightly nervous...

I end up ordering Mr. Pibb.

FunFattie is all like... "I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A MINUTEMAID"

I said.. well shit  i guess i changed my mind ;)

Fast forward 30-40 mins (skipping the details of the jelly & ketchup arguement) Which was fucking hilarious LOOOOL!

Finish my food... order another egg cheese & bacon biscuit... finish that as well...

My munchies are satisfied... first meal cost about $10... biscuit cost $2.

Ask Darkskinnedlady how much shes usually tipped...

she says usually 3 or 4.

i tip her 8... the rest of my money...

Feel like Jesus...

Shes happy...

IDGAF... to busy feeling like Jesus...

(this is when i feel evil!)


5/23/13

Call GuyJ

Tell him i got $20 for him if he picks me up (Actually JUST spent the $20 im talking about) Yum

He gives me real questions...

I give him fake answers... Yum

he's convinced by my fake answers and comes to pick me up.. Yummy... ;)

as i wait on him. i call a few people...

call natural friend... but completely retarded... im slightly inspired by his retardedness... (hes retarded ina funny selfamused way)

call spanish female... i hate her... yet am aroused by my hate for her...

she knows wat flicks my dick...

tell her how crazy my day was and how much i love it.

she tells me some crazy stories of hers... i tell her her stupidity is hot.

GuyJ rolls up.

Get in car... he asks for $20... i tell him i don't have it...

Hes angry...

I hold frame...

Frame Battle

He thinks i'm lying...

I'm not... tell him i spent it

Show him WaffleHouse receipt.

He's pissed...

Tell him i got another $20 at the house (Also a lie) Yummmy! >;D

hes convinced by my deceit yet still angry....

I lol... *an energy coats me...*

I relish in it....

Get a ride home...

He slows down car...

I step out the moving car and do a barrel roll #TrueStory #YehItsKewl

He's confused... surprised...

I sprint to my house and get inside. (cutting through people's yards)

He calls... "Wheres my money...."

I simply reply.. "Homie... you just got Punk'd" $$$ ....(this gives me a boner.) I'm so evil...

Peace, Dueces.

*Write thread & faps to assjob porn*

>:D


Evil...

Lesson Learned???


Life Is Just A Huge Shit-Test.

Lets Die.


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tw1sted wrote:
Your post is amazing to read while extremely high
Yes... Yes it is.
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One of the best posters I have ever witnessed.  
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 You keep at it You're gonna be legendary one day.
ill bet my last 20 dollars on it.


or you'll die trying...

but songs and bitches will be fucked in your honor..
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LETSGETHIGH wrote:
One of the best posters I have ever witnessed.  
Lol holy fucking serious? :)
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LETSGETHIGH wrote:
 You keep at it You're gonna be legendary one day.


Either become Legen... wait for it ...DARY...
or get murdered by someone who i thought was shit-testing me (Most likely) lol
or Die doing something awesomely stupid.

Quote:
ill bet my last 20 dollars on it.

or you'll die trying...

but songs and bitches will be fucked in your honor..

*Fapping off to the validation-spike your comment gave me.
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Ego Death wrote:

LETSGETHIGH wrote:
One of the best posters I have ever witnessed.  
Lol holy fucking serious? :)

Yes
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 Oh and why that fag charge u so much??

non of my friends ever charge me,,,

are yall going extra far???????
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LETSGETHIGH wrote:
 Oh and why that fag charge u so much??

non of my friends ever charge me,,,

are yall going extra far???????
Nah there douches...

they're the type of people that will only hangout with you if you have money.

not just simply cause they like you around.

it was really just a 15-30 min drive.
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bump cuz my own threads put me in state.
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