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#21
PIMPIN

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Join Date: 12/24/2012 | Posts: 767

Girls say that to me all the time when they are playing with mine and it's not hard yet. I just say "play with it get it hard"  then push their fucking mouth towards it and bam, blow job. This is when a girl actually see's my dick but in a club if a girl grabs your limp dick of course it's gonna be small dude unless your constantly walking around with a bonor. 
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#22

jphimself

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Join Date: 01/26/2013 | Posts: 11

She has small tities. 
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#23
Boost

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Join Date: 07/07/2009 | Posts: 77

Start here!

http://www.pegym.com/penis-exercises
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#24
The Mack

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Join Date: 02/21/2012 | Posts: 725

ah well
white boys cant have EVERYTHING right?
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#25
Kindred

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Join Date: 07/24/2012 | Posts: 1741

It was a test.
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#26

caddysnatch

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Join Date: 10/24/2012 | Posts: 13

bro she probably wanted to shove it in her and was testing to see if you are secure in yourself or not, and you failed.  

I'm a pretty average looking dude and the girls I have the most success with are the ones who tell me insults on my looks early on.  Cock is no different than that.

you don't even need to be witty with your response just don't allow it to phase you.
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#27
Murdoc

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Join Date: 12/26/2012 | Posts: 84

To original poster!

Steve-o from Jackass is who you should take inspiration off. I watched some program and he runs around fucking all these women and finds it, literally, fucking hilarious that he is fucking all these girls with a tiny dick.

He knows his dick is small, but he fully embraces it and finds it extra funny when he bangs chicks. Literally know one could rip him for having a small one, it would be impossible to get him emotionally on the subject. My friend has a small one, and he literally has pride in getting it out and waving it around to people as if it were a 10 incher. Hats off to him.

Own the penis my friend, dont let it own you.

Fully assume what you have is the shit. 
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#28
UtopiaFive

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UtopiaFive

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#30
Seedro

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Join Date: 10/26/2012 | Posts: 1141

Yea man think of it as a bonus...

you could use it to defeat LMR... "you wont even feel it I swear! It's barely bigger when it's hard!"
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