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December 10th, 2016
Community College: The Road To Losing My Virginity
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Franco

Franco

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Join Date: 08/06/2012 | Posts: 155

Thursday October 18th 2012

Just turned 19 this week still a virgin...fuck.
First nightout in 2 weeks because of a combination of havng a fuck ton of HW, work, and choding.
Hit the college bar strip for bar crawl with my friends (non-community).
IM SOBER AS FUCK
Get into first bar fall into spectator mode fast. A total of zero approaches.
Bounce to next bar, state crashing hard.
Finally find my balls and roll up on some girls on the dance floor

Me:Eyyy U 2 R CUTE!! WHAT R UR NAMES! (CLAW both girls)
HB7a: Im HB7a and thats HB7b (points to friend)
Me: Cool lets dance (start to pull one girl in closer to grind)
HB7b: Wait, we're girlfriends
Me: THE FUCK! U 2 R LESBIANZ! LEMME SEE YOU KISS!
HB7a and HB7b: BLaH BLah BLahBlah (wont kiss)
Me: (start to feel awkward) Wow you two suck (EJECT)


Bounce to next bar spot group of hotties
Hesitate but finally find my balls and approach

Me: (Attempt CLAW HB8.. fail)
HB8: (Completely ignores me)
Me: (Eject)

What I need to work on:
Well for starters approaching, stop heistating, build momentum, and stop ejecting early and burn the interaction to the fucking ground.


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Don't read my FRs, they were from a time when I was a social retard -Franco
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Franco

Franco

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Friday October 19th 2012

Off to the college bar strip again. Drinking tonight.. fuck being sober no point in being a fucking Puritan.. if its gunna put me in state why the fuck not?
Walk into bar take a piss, immediatley roll up on group of hotties.

Me: EY U 2 R CUTE! (CLAW 2 girls) u look like an Amber! (point to HB8) and u look like a brittany! (point to HB7)
HB7 and HB8: (Laughing) NO were HB7 and HB8
Me: Cool lets dnace (pull HB8 in and start grinding)
(Bantering and grinding for a couple min)
Me: Im stealing you from your friends (Start to take HB8 towards wall for some wall taking her away from HB7 and group of friends)
HB7: WAIT YOU CANT TAKE HER AWAY!! (Grabs HB8 starts pulling back to group)
Me: RELAX IM NOT GUNNA TAKE HER AWAY! (Take HB8 back to group resume grinding for a few min)
HB7: (Looks away)
Me: (Fuck this nows my chance, Pull HB8 from group to wall)
HB7: HEY dont take her! (Walks over attempting to reach HB8)
Me: (Grab HB7's hand) Dont worry Im not gunna kill her you can still see us from here!
(Banter some more with HB8 while grinding)
HB8: You only like me because of my ass!!
Me: (WIthout thinking liftup back of her skirt her ass is just hanging out in the middle of the dance floor I feel like a fucking pimp.. She has a very nice ass maybe one of the best ive seen  in a while.... I smack it then pull her skirt back down) Yeah ur right u have a nice ass.. can't say its i've seen but its definitley up there.
Me: Pull er around for front grind (Make out 3 seconds, turn her back around grind some more for couple min front grind make out some more)
HB8: (Walks Back to friends)
Me: (FUCK!!)

Commence multiple approaches, Me: Standard opener.  
GIrls wont dance with me idk whatto do when they refuse to grind so I eject each time.

Spot Blond HB7-8 red dress
Me: EY U!! (hand of god.. hooks..nice)
HB8: UR SOO CREEPY! (Turns back or something retarded to diss me... details a bit hazy)
Me: (Shit this is not gunna go good) WHAT YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH? DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH GIRL?
HB8: BLAH BLAH BLAH 
Me: (Turn back to my friend behind me) EY DUDE YA HEAR THAT, THIS CHICK SPEAKS ENGLISH
HB8: BLAH BLAH BLAH (BEING A FUCKING BITCH)
Me: WOW YOUR SOOOO NICE WOW... WHERE CAN I MEET MORE GIRLS LIKE YOU?
HB8: (Bitching hard...Mid sentence I walk way-eject)

More approaches they go no where (FUCK im actually running out of new chicks to approach) and im starting to feel butt hurt
Hit the bar chug a beer- back to dance floor

SPOT HB6 and HB7 

Me: EY YOU 2 R CUTE! (CLAW both) U look like an Amber (point to HB6) and you look like a Brittney (point to HB7)
HB6 and HB7: Nooo we're blah and blah
Me: WERD! LETS DANCE! (pull HB7 into grind)
Me: WHERE YOU GUYS FROM?.. WYNDANCH? (The most ghetto town on LI) (Self Amuse I laugh)
HB7: No Where from blah! (giggle) Where you from?
Me: Blah blah banter banter banter banter (At this point I start to see HB6 as a potential problem for a variety of reasons and for the sake of time i wont explain, its her birthday and she's in a bad mood and I suspect that shes a very pesimistic person)
Me: (Pull both girls to wall, HB6 gets lost.. AWESOME)
Me: (banter with HB7,front grind, make out, pull her to the outdoor area semi-interview mode and vibing)
Me: Ight just had to make sure u werent a weirdo, back to dance floor (take her hand)
HB7: (laughs) SO I passed the test?
Me: Yeah (Back to dance floor, grind, make out banter, repeat. Consider pulling but I live 15 min away in my parents house she lives about 30-40 min away and shes with her friend logistics not lookin to good)
HB7: Wait wheres me friend
Me: Lets find her! (find friend shes in even worse a mood talk a bit I fell uncomfortable. My friends come over. Introduction. My promoter friend starts to run his "promoter game")
Me: DANCE FLOOR!!! (Grab HB7's hand reach for HB6's hand wont take mine.. wtf) What you wont take my hand what do you think I have a bunch of diseases? (laugh, she give me her hand)
Me: (Take em both to the wall both are grinding on me eventually HB6 breaks away)
HB6: Says some shit all I hear is "ur trying too hard"
Me: WHAT?
HB6: Your trying so hard to dance wit her to the song you cant dance to this music
Me: WOW your sooo nice to me.., whisper into HB7's ear- Your friend is so niceee
Eventually they have to go
HB7: (Looking at me like she waiting for something) Our rides here
Me: Ight give me ur # (# close) (hug HB7) (awkward tap on the shoulder or something wit HB6 fucking awkward..nice)

CHODE A BIT THEN LEAVE- CONFUSED AS FUCK ABOUT TN


  

 



  





 


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Franco

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Field reports from oct 19th- dec 5th coming soon.
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Don't read my FRs, they were from a time when I was a social retard -Franco
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Franco

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Sat October 27th

Scheduled a day 2 with the chick I met last time I went out. Got the iphone recently so I lost the text exchange leading up to the Day 2. 
Took a 40 min drive to this chicks house, met her mom and took her to lunch. Bantered, interview talk, and at times ran out of shit to say so awkward silences.
In hindsite the reason  ran out of things to say was that I was playing it very safe (it was my first cold approach Day 2). 
We went back to her house and watched TV. Her mom left, I assumed we were gunna fuck. Turns out I was wrong got resistance at anything more than a make out.
Should have just plowed more, but as I said I was being chode, by playing it safe.
We ended up cuddling (gay as fuck), watching movies and T.V, and occasionally making out. But she would eventually pull away each time.
LOL some pretty retarded shit happened at her house. At one point chick offers me candy, I decline. She comes back in the room sucking on a ring-pop...WTF is this bullshit.
Her cousin and aunt randomly showed up and poped in for a visit. Felt awkward as fuck.
At one point she said "Hey my cousin is coming to pick me up at 9:30" to do some random bullshit.
I tell her Im leaving at 9:15, withsome random excuse.
She walks me to my car we makeout. I leave  
I eventually hit her up again during the week with some plans for another hangout.
She doesnt answer (In hindsite I don't blame her, I took advice from my parents and ended up sending out a chodely message.... NEVER AGAIN).
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Don't read my FRs, they were from a time when I was a social retard -Franco
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Franco

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Friday November 11th

College Bar scene .
Basically blown out all night. Manage to hook up with a 5.
Put her hand on my wangbone. She freaks out and leaves. LOL
 
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Franco

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 Friday November 17th 

Hit up a legitamate nightclub on  LI, known as Spa. 
Got into the V.I.P section through a friend of a friend. 
At first I tried to bring girls back to the V.I.P section (In hindsite this was lame and chode as fuck)
I was drunk
Hollered at a girl from the V.I.P section. She seemed interested and the Hnad of God hooked nice. All was going well, I was trying to convice her to come in the V.I.P section with me, while smoking a cigareete. Then I accidently coffed cigarette smoke in her face, she freaked the fuck out... LOL.I literally laughed in her face. 
Did a fuck ton of approaches, no ecuses. Grinded with an 8.5 went for make out but she kept turning away.
Try to pull her back to V.I.P, but she already is in another V.I.P section. eventually she walks away.
Do more approaches, some girls are fucking bitches though, like legitamatley freaking out. 
Standard opener "Ey you girls are cute. What are your names?... Cool lets dance *pull in for grind*.
Find to HB 8's, roll up and say some shit one immediatley hugs me. Pull both girls in and grinfd at the same damn time. (mad people are looking at me like I'm this huge pimp... LOL, if only they knew).
Vibe a bit with girls one ask "How old are you?"
Me: "19, how old are you two?"
HB8a: "20, and she's 21"
Me: "Well I guess I'm the young buck then"
HB8a: "Its ok though, you have swag" (Validation)
Try to make out with both of the girls, one at a time. Neither will...like WTF this is happening alot. Maybe I'm going for the makeout too early?
Dance more.
HB8a: "Were gunna get drinks"
Me: "I gotta at least get a goodbeye kiss
HB8a refuses.... fuck should have just closed the # instead... stupid.
Grind with 2 more hotties, they won't make out either. Don't remember what happens after that.
Passed a shit test tn though
Me: "Hey you girls are cute, what are your names?"
HB7: "My name?"  
Me: "Yeah, you know, what people call you"
HB7: "I don't have a name".
Me: "That's cool, I'll just call you Amber"
The look on the girl and her friend's faces were priceless. 




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Don't read my FRs, they were from a time when I was a social retard -Franco
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Franco

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 Ended up losing my virginity last night in a cold approach SNL, remaining field reports coming tomorrow.
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Join Date: 11/25/2012 | Posts: 5

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Franco

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Wednesday November 21st
Went out sober did two half assed approaches both blowouts. 
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Franco

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 Thursday November 22nd (Thanksgiving)
Hit the bar. There were maybe 5 people there total. One promoter chick talking to some dude.
Open bar. I proceed to get hammered and rationalize not approaching the chick.


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Don't read my FRs, they were from a time when I was a social retard -Franco
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 Friday November 23rd
Insane night. Got drunk. Approached almost every girl in the bar at least once. Took some hard core blowouts, but it was well worth it.
2 hookups, 3 # closes. Plowed much harder than usual. My standard response for any reisitance "Yeah..yeah, I really don't give a shit". Some how this actually works.
Switching up from having long interactions to having short interactions and closing as many numbers as possible.
Also when I feel the interaction is going well, but may blow out due to extraneous factors (bitchy friends, etc) I just close the #.
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"Lines are drawn. A life time of mediocrity or being a badass but, understand, its one or the other" -Ambiguity
Don't read my FRs, they were from a time when I was a social retard -Franco
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