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December 10th, 2016
GOING Gangnam Style, How To Get Laid Without Even Trying At All Or Caring
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batmanwithahardon

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Getting the girl without trying

Hey rsdn, just writing up this top secret ninja shit guide for you guys to the outer working of laziness, this is an easy way, been field tested, requires no work, requires little effort but some time..

things you will need for not trying
-ability to approach constantly
-ability to speak words
-ability to hug/kiss a girl
-place to have sex
-access to high volume of smoking hotties

Awesome Zen Ninja Shit
Ok, so lets get to this awesome ninja gangnam style shit.

The first gagnam style, is be prepared to next just about every girl you're talking to. Here are some reasons to next.
-girls are in a shitty mood and not contributing to where you are taking things
-girls give harsh resistance that isn't playful or playing along when you flirt with them
-girl is dis-respectful and verbally abrasive
-girls don't let you touch them
-girls don't want to do anything with you/go anywhere
-girls can't do anything with you that day after you ask them ''what are you up to later today?''

The second gangnam style, is when ever you next a girl, you say, ''you know what, I got to go, you're cute, gimme your number.'' You do this and pull out your phone, if the girl does anything besides put in her number with compliance, don't bother trying to hard and forcing it or trying to control the frame or anything, just walk away.

The third gangnam style, speaking words, do not trying to be fun, do not trying to be cool, just being straight forward, honest, and boring. While using the third ninja style, do nothing without purpose, don't say shit because you hope she thinks it's cool. Just say hi to the chick, introduce yourself, show her and tell her you find her physically attractive in your own way and want to smash with the force of 1000 moons, in your own way. Make sure it's clearly stated early on in meeting the girl that you're talking to her cause she's a smoke show and touch her, so you can see if she gets a next. Just figure out what she's up to that day, where she lives, if she's with friends figure out how many and what their relationships are with each other, if all is looking good, continue on and talk words. Talking words revolves around asking questions about her as a person, then relating to those questions with similar experiences or following up by asking her why she does that, then telling her how great/cool/amazing/glorious/sick/swagged out/bootilicious or w/e you want to say it is, then say some retarded shit like, that must feel.... blah blah. Continue doing this, if it ever stalls out, just shut up and stay there, she will break the shitty silences if you wait long enough, or she will want to leave, if there was no reason to next, then sit tight untill you are laid or until she wants to leave. Also don't be a faggot, let her leave if she wants.

The fourth gangnam style, molesting for the greater good. If this girl is going to fuck you, she wants to be molestered. Think of it like how russians want vodka but drinking too much vodka to fast = uncomfortable burn. So the first thing is starting with a hug, just to see how much vodka she can drink. See if she lets you hug her after you tell her in your own way that she's a total babe/10. Just make sure to give her some retarded reason that doesn't matter, (a la, ''omg, that shirt makes me want to cry it's so cool, lets hug to that!'' or, ''wow I just noticed you're awesome, lets hug'') If she won't let the hug go down, next her. If the hug goes down, hang in there, and just touch her while you speak words at your leisure, where ever, when ever excluding the sexy lady parts, keep it friend zone. Save the less friend zone shit for once you have her alone, more on this in the next style.

The fith gangnam style, after making sure she isn't busy that day, and asking her a bunch of questions about her, think of something she might like to do. Double check with her if she's down to do that thing, the closer to your house/spot where you can be rated R, the better. Just say something like, ''LETS ROLL OUT, there's this ridicuous homeless guy that is down by the river and plays a guitar and makes songs, lets go see him and laugh at his misfortunes'' or something similar to get to point accross for what you want to do, see if she takes interest. If she's not down to go anywhere with you, next her. If she comes with you, keep speaking words at her and the next location after that spot, is your house to show her this cool movie/song/picture collection/shoe collection/fish tank/paint on the wall/high def tv with 400 channels/bottles of booze/etc. you have cause it's totally awesome, she just has to check it out.

The sixth gangnam style, going rated R once she has been lured to the fatality zone. Sit her down, get close to her, slowly go in for a kiss, if she doesn't let you, laugh it off like it's one big joke, be patient, try again about once every 10-20 minutes. If it's been 2 hours or more then 5 tries and she still hasn't kissed you, stop trying, send her home either then or when your movie is done, don't bother calling her back, if she's calling you, just offer her meetups at your house, nothing else and go back to this ninja style. If she's making out with you, just keep it up for about 10 minutes, then start progressively taking off your clothes, you go first, then get her to follow, if she hits a point where she won't follow, you simply progress further yourself until you are naked, if she freaks out, you're just ''getting comfortable'' or ''what you've seen dudes bodies before right?'', once you are naked, assist her hands towards your cock don't be overly pushy, just like the kiss, one big joke, more making out, time and try again. If she is seriously not having it, just next her exactly how you would if she wouldn't kiss you.

The seventh gangnam style, managing the long list of nexted girls. By the point you are getting laid you have probably racked up quite a few phone numbers, having a smart phone is really good for this because you can organize your numbers into folders. I like friends/girl slept with (gsw)/girls haven't slept with (ghsw)/doesn't even answer (dea). Hit up the pile, make a shit load of mass texts and turn them all into your texting buddies as many as you can. Work on getting them to your house during the coarse of your text conversations, no dates, just hang out at your house to watch a movie. Keep racking up the long list of next's, hit up the girls you have slept with when ever you want, hit up the girls you haven't slept with 1 time every week/two weeks, hit up the girls who don't even answer about once every 2 weeks/month, if you get bored you can also send these numbers stupid random texts for fun, such as ''WOW YOU NEVER ANSWER, WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER, SPEECHLESS? IM SUCH A FAGGOT, IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF CAUSE YOU HATE ME :'( .... LOL JK ;)''  just troll her with weird random shit until she tells you to fuck off or starts talking to you. If any of the girls you are texting tell you to fuck off, or delete their number, just do it. 

SIDE NOTE: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE STOP GOING GANGNAM STYLE, YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND TURN INTO A FAGGOT, GO OUT REGULARILY AND DO THIS SHIT REGULARILY AS A HABIT

THERE YOU GO, WEAR A CONDOM, THIS ISN'T OPEN CONDOM STYLE, RAW HEROS LIVE FAST AND DIE MARRIED YOUNG, GO GANGNAM STYLE, SHOOT FOR MORE THEN 10 HOTTIES HIT UP A DAY
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Thanks, this is what I need
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do you post on bodybuilding.com?
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Best screen name of the year lol.
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no offense but usually when I get its when I don't even try or care anyway....if I KNOW I don't care then I KNOW I'ma get it
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I wanna learn how to do this WHILE caring
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 @mikevick07: Do it so much that you don't care anymore. 
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wtf is a next and a gangnam style? Please divulge
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 This is money
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