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October 20th, 2017
Petrus Romanus
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Bennn

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For some reason I I thought it would be really funny to do an imitation of Petrus Romanus. Here it is bro:





There are five meanings to life. I would like to smell each of them but they do not have a scent. Perhaps I must scratch them first. Perhaps they are scratch and sniff.


Genesis speaks of the tree of life. DMT in full motion. A bionic glimpse into elastic bowel movements. Trying for something great but always getting second place. Like Ken in street fighter or Luigi from Mario. God spoke of Luigi and Ken's second coming through Ayn Rand in 1948 in a bathroom in London. They will come on chariots and with free condoms. They will have ultimate frame control. PUA's will not be able to compete. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Let me clear my throat:




Jesus and moses were the first original PUA's. The Bible is actually an MPUA's ability to frame contol like a boss. A boss on DMT.

Without DMT we could never efficiently use paperclips or other tools. We would be monkeys. God gave us DMT to alleviate sinus pressure. It doesn't work but it makes you trip balls. I like eggs:




Eggs are a high source of protein. If you have high cholesterol you may want to try egg whites instead of having a whole egg. Egg whites with DMT are best. They open you up and help you to stop whining. Amen, high fives, and Mass atonement.






I'm a tree look at me I like to pee....So sayeth the lord on his aunt's birthday. Her name is Ilene. She is a good cook and loves to talk about sports. (Open up your third eye) Her favorite color is "clear." This is a recurring theme in various books throughout the world. I like butter too. Butter and eggs. Butter and eggs + DMT.



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I'm just playing Petrus - I know nothing about you and there's a good chance that you're a chill dude. Just had some free time after the gym.
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The_Mule

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 Its not nice to make fun of people that are having manic episodes...
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Bennn

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Bump for surgery
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Torsh

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 nice one... lol
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Bennn

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PETRUS!
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Bennn

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Badabing bada boom
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