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How to AMOG Owen from Real Social Dynamics
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CaptainJackHarkness

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Join Date: 06/15/2012 | Posts: 70

I figured...if I'm ever in Hollywood and see that young GOD MODE beasting whipper snapper trying to take any women from the club out of my hand with his freedom from outcome and direct intent...I'm going to need some AMOGing tactics IF he relentlessly persists even if I ignore him and get the girls RAS on to me.

I came up with some ways to handle Tyler knowing he's like 5'8.

-Pick him up and carry him out of the club while he's trying to game my girl relentlessly. - Freedom From Outcome - Risk Losing The Girl.

-Tell him the pot of gold is at the end of the rainbow outside the club.

-Tell girls he's a funny touchy feely guy. He's like this little annoying fucking lepruchaun that thinks everyone is a pot of gold.

-Tell him "HEY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TOWN. GO BACK TO THE SHIRE. GET THE FUCK OUT. YOU'RE DONE IN THIS TOWN GINGER SNAPPER."

-Hey! THE FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS ARE OVER THERE!

-You totally remind me of that Keebler Elf from those cookie commercials. WHAT! Your last name is COOK? Ironnyyy

-SHUT THE FUCK UP Galifianakis!!!

-Dude....AREN'T You that fat dude from the HANGOVER? You totally lost weight! Good job man. Nice story bro.

-I like your bald spot. It's manly....

-Stop wearing black motherfucker. You're NOT COOL! IM THE JUDGE OF COOL BITCH.

-Dude...You look like a carrot....stop.

-Apples GRAPES, BANANAS, TWIZZLERS, PHONE BOOTH, MEMORY, VAGINA, TRUCK, YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE.

-Is it weird when everyone is taller than you? Must be embarassing always having girls look down on you man.

-Ladies...he's not into you. He's just using you to build social momentum.

-KORMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANGLADESH ! KORMAAA (Okay this makes no sense, but its fucking awesome).

-Dude...aren't you that guy from that one book called THE GAME! DUDE YOU ARE...YOU SO ARE. Oh my god. You're still picking up girls. Don't you know age matters?!?!

-Ewww. Creepy ginger be creepy.

-Gingers have no souls (general)

How would YOU AMOG Tyler ?!?!
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mwaha

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 Cool story bro.
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Hotdog

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I actually would lose the girl on purpose, small price to pay for a front row live hot seat
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rsd2012

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Tyler replies "who are you?" and backturns with girl
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UtopiaFive

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"If he wanted, I'd let Tyler bang my girlfriend.  I would consider it an honor and a privledge."

lolwut somewhat gay.  
Hotdog wrote:
I actually would lose the girl on purpose, small price to pay for a front row live hot seat
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-destroyed

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lol





rsd nation is super.
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Hotdog

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UtopiaFive wrote:
"If he wanted, I'd let Tyler bang my girlfriend.  I would consider it an honor and a privledge."

lolwut somewhat gay.  
Hotdog wrote:
I actually would lose the girl on purpose, small price to pay for a front row live hot seat
Haha, u know what Im getting at...the amount of girls I approach id prob learn more long term by losing this one and observing than by honing my 'amogging' skills
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I heard he gets really really really offended if you call him bald casper. angel
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iRyan

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 LOL!!
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Tyler

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LOL oh man.

Tyler
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