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May 24th, 2013
Jeffy's van
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Innerchode

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What kind of van does jeffy have?
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NewDude

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 He has one of those old econoline vans. Here's a pic:

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 Thanks :)
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It is a Consensual Sex In the Missionary Position For the Sole Purpose of Reproduction Van.
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Jeffy's van is fucking awesome! I was hesitant to buy one but I'm glad I did. I have gotten action in it that I otherwise would not have had I not had the van. It solves logistic issues, plain and simple.
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vacuumbed wrote:
Jeffy's van is fucking awesome! I was hesitant to buy one but I'm glad I did. I have gotten action in it that I otherwise would not have had I not had the van. It solves logistic issues, plain and simple.
Lol, I guess it would. I prefer just living next to the clubs. Same result, more comfortable.
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The van is not restricted to one area, or even one CITY. Wherever you want to go out, well hey mobile hotel room right outside the fucking venue. Further, they don't know where you LIVE, and there's no issues getting them the fck out of your house afterwards. You just drive off.

Also, you have no idea how comfortable the van is, so kindly stfu. It probably has a better mattress and interior artwork/apportionments than you have in your HOME.
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I also take it on dates from time to time. There's somethin very magical about the van that girls just love.
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And to add to that, the van I use is actually an RV. This is what's known as a class B rv, which is just a van but with a shower, fridge, sink, air conditioning, furnace, toilet, microwave, generator, etc. I keep it fully stocked with food, beer, toothpaste, colonge, soap, condoms, lotions, yeah pretty much anything you have at home is in this van. I live on a large acre property at the egde of town. The clubs are 28 miles away, I have to have this van.




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Hotel room on wheels is frickin' crazy. Inspired by Breaking Bad in any way?
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jlaix wrote:
It is a Consensual Sex In the Missionary Position For the Sole Purpose of Reproduction Van.
Sure "consensual"
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