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#11
BeardedJoe~

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Thanks for the props guys.  This week I've been staying with a girl in Germany, then I'm headed back home in a few days and before that I had a week that wasn't even remotely about pickup so I've done no beasting, only being social.  So I'm recounting my reports in non-linear order of the nights I feel like writing about/had noteworthy shite happen.  This trip started about two and a half months ago.

@CJJockey Would love to, but I'll be home by then.  Hit up Krakow near the beginning of my trip. Loved it, gonna go back at some point.  Also would like to meet up with some RSD guys.  I haven't met any other than randomly meeting a former assistant instructor on this trip.

@roadrally Will give you the quick bio

Saw RSD about two years ago.  Hit on some girls in college, fucked a few then made one of them my GF.  Was in a relationship for about a year and a half, then I broke up because I wasn't happy (in large part due to knowing about RSD stuff and where I "should" be).  Wanted to go traveling, partly to experience life, partly to practice pickup in a no-consequences situation.  I had limited skills before the trip and zero momentum.  I fucked a couple girls after I broke up with my ex, made one of them my fuck buddy.  Fuck buddy got a boyfriend.  I didn't get laid and I was fairly anti-social for almost two months before the trip.

My plan for the trip was to go out every Thursday, Friday, Saturday and be social for the other nights.  I wasn't sure how much I would get laid for this trip, but I knew I wanted to get better at being social and meeting new people.  That was the main goal, fucking girls would just be a bonus.  I ended up going out a lot more than I thought I would have. I went out for 15 or 16 straight days at one point and probably would have been closer to 30 had I not gotten food poisioning in Ukraine (fucking donairs).  Momentum and reference experiences started piling on top of each other.

I'll quickly write up my first field report in Prague where I started my travels.

Go into Chapeau Rouge.  Walk by a group of girls not talking, waiting to be approached.  Walk through the bar part of the venue because it's too hard to hit on girls sitting down in a bar (Derp. This hurts to write.) Go to the club part of it.  Try to dance with a girl, get ignored.  Dance by myself despite me not liking dancing.  Go to the live show part of the venue.  Hit on Czech girl, she will talk to me for a few seconds, but refuses to tell me her name.  Go back to club part, dance with Czech girl with a cute body but awful acne.  She quickly rejects me once I start talking.  I leave the venue, then muster up the courage to go back in.  Do one approach get blown out.  Walk by the same group of girls not talking, waiting to be approached.

Night after that.  Meet a couple badass Aussie dudes who pull a lot. One's a shorter, nice, clever guy who puts off really good vibes.  The other's a really tall guy who is funny as fuck and occasionally an asshole for his own amusement.  I go out with the tall one because the other one's not feeling that great.  Go to a bar called Harley's cause aparently it's the only place bumping on a Monday.  Walk in, get some drinks.  We decide to go talk to some girls.  I try to step up.  Walk up to 8 hot Italian girls and say "Hey!"  They all look at me.  My mind goes blank and all I can say is "what's up?".  I look gay as fuck.  I try to talk to one, but she says she doesn't speak good English.  I've just blown out half of the girls at the bar.  My Aussie friend is chatting up one of them and she's loving it.  I open a Czech girl, she runs away.  Aussie guy opens her friend and later fucks her.  I hit on a girl from Manchester.  She likes me, we start doing something in between grappling, cuddling and dancing.  She says she has a boyfriend.  I get blown out by three chodes she's with, none of whom are her boyfriend.  Go to a club across the street, dance with a French girl for two minutes, get very physical.  Spin hug and shit. She says "you're crazy!" with a smile on her face then gets dragged away by her friend.  Go home.

My game has come leaps and bounds since then, but I'm still a newbie and not very well rounded.

My biggest strengths are that I'm very comfortable with my sexuality and physically dominant.  I'm glad I have these as strengths.  When I'm on, it's fairly rare to have a friend to friend interaction.

I've got a shit ton of areas with significant room for improvement.  Entitlement:  I haven't fucked any 9s or 10s this trip.  I know this will start coming soon but I need to get some reference experiences for the mega hotties.  Was somewhat close with one 9 Irish girl which I'll be writing about in a few reports.  Another weakness is using my aforementioned strengths as a crutch.  Gotta keep it somewhat calibrated.

I've got a bunch more stories to tell which I'll be doing some more field reports about in the next few days.
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BeardedJoe~

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 Budapest Chronicles Part V



Go out to a bar with the hostel. One of my buddies is boning one of the 6 Aussie girls.  That group is traveling together.  Apparently they'd been talking about my performance from the night before.  My buddy gives away my secret identity and the group starts talking to me.  They start calling a sex god and shit like that.  Eventually the hottest one dubs me sex bomb.  An interesting form of social proof lol.  They say that the girl was too loud, had to be faking.  I say I didn't think she was faking or amazingly loud in fact, they ask me how I would know.  "Empirical research."  One of them asks if it was me fucking the night before as well.  I'm honest and say yes.    Then they ask if it was the Irish girl last night too.  I hesitate then say yes.  I'm very tempted to say yes and no or something like that to make them curious and make me laugh.  I don't know if I should hold back or be honest in this situation.  Essentially bragging is what I want to do in this situation, but that is probably just my ego.

I'm feeling kinda weird.  It's probably some combination of drinking for almost two weeks straight, getting shit sleep (lost my facemask in Romania and I'm in a room with barely any curtains).  I know I can recover though, I've felt much worse and had awesome nights before.  I want to fuck the hottest one, a blonde, super tan girl who looks like a pornstar, even has a tramp stamp.  Unfortunately she has a boyfriend.  She also seems to be the one most eager to talk about my sexploits.  I talk to her for a bit and I'm saying pretty boring shit for the most part.  Play drinking games, sit down with them unfortunately not HBPornstar.  I talk to one of them for a bit.  She seems really shy.  She laughs at what I say, but she will barely hold eye contact.  I get the sense she is curious, but I'd have to plow through a lot of bullshit to do anything with her and I don't want to settle for her friends.  Eyes on the prize :)

I try to hit on HBpornstar but nothing is flowing.  She was initially receptive but then I started to feel creepy.  I'm not the best in this situation.  Much better at hitting it up rather than Alexander style chill game and it hurt me in this situation.  Gotta try different things, diversify my game.  The friends are being nice to me and shit but I'm kinda bored with this situation and in all honesty a little bit discouraged because the 9 has a boyfriend as well as a bunch of friends who will likely try to cockblock me if they see anything about to go down.  

I see a cute Hungarian chick in a metal shirt who looks bored leaning against a wall.  I go hit on her.  Doesn't go particularly well, but she is friendly enough.  Eject, go to bar, talk to some people.  I open a lone Hungarian girl.  Seems confused at first, but I start acting like we're already lovers and best friends at the same time.  We talk bullshit for a bit.  She says she's waiting for a friend and has a boyfriend.  I keep pursuing her cause I can see her interest.  I tell her we should go sit over there.  This makes no sense as we're already sitting.  She complies.  I pick her up and put her on my lap.  She's giggling her ass off.  We keep talking for a bit.  I go for the mouth rape, unsuccessful.  She says there's people here who know her boyfriend.  I tell her I want to kiss her and tell her we should go over there in the corner of the giant open air bar with noboby close to it.  She hesitates and I tell her that we'll never see each other again.  The Hungarian girl follows me to the deserted corner (still mostly in view from the rest of the bar though).  I slam her up against a tree, place with the most cover.  We makeout, I'm super dominant, playing with her neck, grabbing her tits etc... She tells me that she wants to get married and have kids and she shouldn't be doing this.  Grabbing her hair, kissing her neck, she's moaning pretty loud.  Make out for a few minutes then she says something.  "I want to tell you a secret."  I pull her in while she hesitantly delivers the message.  "If I didn't have a boyfriend I would have sex with you."  She says she has to go.  "I'll never see you again."  Pull her in, make out with her.  Put her hand on my dick, she starts rubbing it.  If she wasn't wearing jeans I'd be fingering her right now.  I whip my dick out, she plays with it.  I think of what I should do next.  She snaps out of her sex trance.  She felt my lapse in presence and this jumpstarted her logical brain.  If she was wearing a skirt, I wouldn't have hesitated and would have had a decent chance of fucking her.  That's all she wrote on this one.  She also had to write an important test the next day (she had told me earlier) so she actually had to go home.  I couldn't have persisted much harder, but in retrospect I probably could have gotten head.

That's it for girls at the bar basically.  I go back to the hostel.  It's pretty late, but the Aussie girls in the room beside me are being loud as fuck in there.  "Be quiet. Show some fucking respect."  Purely facetious of course given they'd heard me having loud sex three times in the last two nights.  They laugh and say some random shit, but I don't feel like talking to them through a closed door. I would have gone in there and cuddled HBPornstar (She wouldn't have denied it.  Bishes love cuddles.) but the door is locked and it feels creepy to sneak in there when one of them goes to the bathroom or whatever.  Instead I get into my bed and watch some RSD shit.

Seemed like a meh night at first, but in reflection I realise it was a pretty valuable one.  The Hungarian girl with the boyfriend was a really cool interaction.  The makeout portion in corner happened in about 15 minutes which isn't amazingly fast, but she had to REALLY restrain her urges not to fuck me and I still might have fucked her if she had a skirt on.  I had a chance with a 9.  Once I'm more experienced with pick up I'll be able to get results from situations like this, with girls of this quality and better.  I need to get better at being relaxed, chill and simply not getting stifled or saying stupid shit around hot girls.  A combination of improving entitlement and gaining reference experiences with hotter girls.  These two things are intertwined I know.   I'm not at the point where I'm gonna cut out fucking 7s or anything like that but I need to keep pushing myself.  Go for the hottest girl in the group.  Approach groups and step up to the one who I find the most attractive, be it personality wise or physically.  

Also I've got to meditate more consistently because it really is one of the best uses of your time.  Cuts out a lot of the random bullshit floating around in my brain.
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BeardedJoe~

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 Budapest Chronicles Part VI



Party boat on the Danube.  A lot of people, a lot of champagne.  I could have gone with I'm on a boat for this chapter's theme song, but that is uninspired.  We go under 8-10 bridges and you're supposed to kiss someone everytime you go under a bridge.  Props to them for facilitating my makeout ways.

First bridge coming up I look around and see a hot blonde girl talking to some guy but she's obviously not that interested.  "Hey we're both attractive people.  We should makeout in a bit."  This sounds good on paper but I stumble over my words a lot.  I pull her in.  "Ya." We talk for about about 15 seconds before we get to the bridge.  She's Australian, but I don't really give a shit what her name is.  Makeout hard, grab her hair and shit.  She likes it obviously.  I say "that was fun" then walk away.  I'm talking to my friend who I met a couple days ago and might be the funniest person I've ever met.  He doesn't fuck a ton of girls but he could if he just slightly tweaked his game.  He has very low standards.  I see an absolute behemouth.  She looks really fat in the face and shoulders but she just keeps looking worse when you see her bottom half.  At least 280 pounds, probably more.  I tell my friend I'll buy him a jug of Strawberry Daquiri tomorrow if he fucks her.  I'm 100% joking, but he starts seriously considering it.  He eyes her up.  The wheels are turning and he's considering what fucking her would actually entail.  While he's doing this I say "imagine just HOW bad she smells."  He gags.

I see another bridge coming up, fast.  I look around and talent is sparse.  I grab some fat Quebecois girl, briefly talk to her.  Ask her name, if she'll teach me French and how much she likes Celine Dion.  The standard shit I say to Quebec girls only in about 10 seconds.  I'm about to kiss her she says "I don't even know you."  Mouth under the bridge.  Actually she's half resisting my kiss.  I tell her that was the worst kiss of my life then leave.

Talk to people, see a bridge coming up.  Look around to see a kind of cute Finnish girl who's in my room and has a crush on me.  Hold her in my arms, talk to her, body rock, makeout under da bridge.  I say I'll talk to you in a bit.  My back up plan.

Talking to 3 other guys.  All awesome guys.  Having fun.  I notice 4 pretty good looking girls out of the corner of my eye but I keep talking to my friends.  They say something really loud like "we need boys."  I'm up on one of them instantly.  I don't think about which one was hottest or whatever, I just instantly grabbed the one that felt right.  She's petite with short dark hair.  I drag her a few feet from her friends.  The chemistry is unreal.  We start talking sexually almost immediately.  We makeout, I'm dominant as fuck.  Once I decide the makeout is done, I grasp her hair and wrench her head away from mine.  She lets out a little moan.  The topic of the conversation almost immediately goes to sex.  She says something about how hot I am.  We exchange names.  She talks about how she likes rough sex.  My eyes light up and I say "you've come to right place."  And go into detail about the stuff I'm going to do to her later. She gets incredibly excited.  I tell her that every girl likes rough sex but a lot are too shy too actually talk about it.  She says "You're sexy as fuck."  OMG I'm about to fuck a female, slightly less attractive version of myself.  We already understand that we're going to fuck, but we just spend the next while getting to know each other.  Really cool chick, like minded person.  I'm totally honest.  She's 25, I'm 20.  She's shocked by my age.  I talk about how stupid the age label is.  I've met people on this trip who're older than me but less mature than me at 15.  Keep on talking and making out intermittently.  I've spent the whole time looking into her eyes, haven't even noticed what she was wearing.  I grab her ass, realise she's wearing a short skirt and start fingering her.  She's ridiculously wet.  Since I'm already making out with her so much I start fingering her under the bridges.

The party boat ends.  Everybody's going to a bar, we just hop in a cab.  She straddles me in the cab while I finger her.  She's got access to a private room.  We go in and I fuck her as rough as I've ever fucked a girl.  I'm slapping her hard and she loves it.  I fuck the living shit out her and she cums many times.  She is REALLY fucking wet.  We talk, cuddle, go to sleep.  I fuck her again in the morning, blow a big load on her tits and she rubs it into her skin for about 2 minutes while moaning.  This girl is amazing.  She gets up because she can't sleep anymore.  I feel the sheets and they're soaked.  I look and see a giant wet spot on the bed.  It's massive, roughly the width of a double mattress.  My first squirter haha
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BeardedJoe~

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The next night I have sex with her again.  I realize that I fucked 5 girls in 7 days off of cold approach.  God bless RSD.  

I have sex with her again.  Only this time in the common room, in front of drunk people stumbling towards their beds.  Expanding my comfort zone lol
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Martin Crowe

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 Cool FR man. And I will further the motion that Tom & Gregs in Krakow is one of the fucking best hostels I've ever been too.

But in regards to Budapest - I haven't been and was thinking of spending 3 nights there from the 31st of July to August 3rd. Have you been staying in different places while you've been there or just the one? Can you recommend any place over another? 
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@Martin Crowe I would say Retox (I also stayed at Carpe Noctem Vitae as an unofficial guest for two nights and it's not quite as good).  They have a cool set up, a legitimate bar/restaurant downstairs.  Good if you want cheap beers or good hangover food. And cute local girls work at the bar.  Another benefit is that they have a pretty good club about 50 M away. A good late night spot.  Carpe Noctem, Carpe Noctem: Vitae, Grandio and Retox all go out together.  I don't think you can truly go wrong with any of these, but I know Retox is awesome.

 Budapest Chronicles Part VII



During the day, I start talking to a group of English girls in my room who I hadn't met before.  I feel really awesome.  One is a really hot blonde hipster chick, one is a borderline 7 and one is a fatty.  I talk to them all and the hipster chick really likes me.  I tell them a funny story and it ends up overlapping with a story about me and the girl I met on the boat.  I start laughing at something and they ask what I'm laughing at.  I tell them about the aftermath of me and HBlast2nights' first night together.  The hostel workers thought one of us pissed the bed because of the giant wet spot she left behind haha.  I'm not trying to pickup so much as making friends and if anything happens with the hot one that's just a bonus.  The hot one thinks I'm awesome, the fatty doesn't and the 7 is on the fence.  I go sightseeing with them for a bit then go our separate ways because they've gotta go meet their friend who works at one of the other hostels.  I go eat some bomb ass paprika chicken.

I start the night thinking I'm gonna fuck the same girl again because we talked about it and the sex is really good.  But we didn't really click as well the second night, some things kinda annoyed me.  Big drinking night.  It's my birthday.  Start the night by pounding back 4 Jagerbombs in a row with my buddies at the hostel bar.  Eww.  I'm doing pushups as part of a drinking game and a hot girl from Quebec slaps my ass.  I don't know who it is and I'm just talking to random people.  I start talking to her (naturally because she's hot) and she informs me that she the culprit.  I ask if it was firm.  "Haha Very firm."  I keep on hitting on her, make Celine Dion jokes, talk shit with her then go to the bathroom.  

It's a coed bathroom.  I wash my hands then start talking to a guy I know near the exit.  I notice a cute Asian girl washing her hands in my periphs.  I extend the conversation and time it so it ends just as Asian girl is walking by.  I pin her up against the wall with my ass and reverse grind on her.  She starts laughing profusely while I say "Sorry. Oh I didn't see you there." and other irrelevant bullshit.  Then I start talking to her.  I say "You're from Ontario!"   "OMG how did you know?!"  "Say 'garage'." She says it.  I tell her she has an ontario accent.  In reality I had walked by her and her friend earlier in the day and the said something about Toronto.  We're holding each other this whole time. I love the fact that I now often get physical without even realizing it, a lot of the time it just feels natural.  This interaction really shows how irrelevant the open is.  Opening a girl by waiting outside of a bathroom for her, then pinning her up against the wall with your ass while reverse grinding her and saying sorry is not 'solid game' but it worked.  I keep talking to her, go to the common room with her and meet her friend.  Talk about random shit, then go get my laptop to show her a picture of my dog, I add her on facebook.  I make her log on to facebook steal the computer back.  She has two friend requests, me and a girl named Lydia.  I confirm me as a friend and say "Lydia's just gonna have to fucking wait" and close my computer.  Cute Asian has been laughing her ass of the whole time we've been talking, telling me I'm funny etc... I sit on her lap for some reason and she puts her hands on my chest.  I say that bench press has never been my strong point, say "these are the money makers" (or something retarded like that) and move her hands down to my abs.  She comments on my washboard abs.  I say "Yes it really helps not having to pay for washing when I travel" she laughs a lot "Really cuts down on the expenses."  Laughs again.  I change topics.  She's horny as fuck.  Say some shit then I put my hand on her inner thigh.  "There's a lot of heat coming from here.  I wonder why."  When I'm saying this I'm staring into her eyes intensely with a little smirk on my face.  I don't know what she says but I sense her getting hornier.

We walk to the bar.  On the way there I'm talking to the Asian girl.  I start questioning whether I should hook up with the same girl again.   I say some stupid shit.  I mention that I had a threesome about a week ago.  She talks about me being a manwhore.  I change topics and it's still going well then once we get to the bar I go to get a drink and don't see her for a while.  People keep handing me shots cuz it's my birfday.  I get pretty drunk, then makeout with a girl.  Might have been Quebec girl or maybe a random girl, I dunno.  Cute asian is wearing lulu lemons and has an amazing ass so I see her and grab it, she giggles then I talk to her for a bit.  She's really aroused by me but seems kinda hesistant.  Logically I still want to fuck the girl I was with the last couple nights, but my penis is desiring other girls.  I tell my friend about my dilemma.  He tells me I should choose one or I'll end up with none.  It sounds kinda harsh in writing but it was actually really good advice coming from a good place.  In my drunken state I ignore this and hit on random girls.  The girl from the last two nights likely sees this.  I say hi to the Quebec girl.  She gives me the 'fuck me' eyes and then says "Not now, I'll talk to you later."  If I wasn't plastered I would have pursued her right then because I could see that glint in her eye, but I didn't and never saw her again.  I don't see Asian girl again.  She probably knew she was going to get fucked and vacated the premises.  I lose track of my girl (I had talked to her earlier, but my heart (dong) wasn't truly in it), she probably went home with some guy.  My three good prospects are done for the night and I'm super drunk   I'm social, the bar clears a bit, then go back to the hostel.  Fun day/night.  Probably could have closed had I stuck with one of the two new girls had I spent more time with one of them.  Would have rather had a fun night where I didn't pull than a boring one where I did, so it was a win in my books.
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Duuude good thread!

I did this kind of thing last year. But got kinda discouraged hitting on girls from the hostels.

It's really good to hangout with people from the hostel, the logistics are so good, though I konda suck at just hanging out and socialising :/

Oh baltics strongly recommended. Po-fucking-land is awesome too, espwcially Kraków.

Hf on ur travels
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BeardedJoe~

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 @ChinaBoy Ya I'm not the best at just chilling with people but this trip has helped a lot.  And even if you don't like the girls there, it's a good warmup.  Didn't make the baltics.  Looking forward to hitting up Latvian, Lithuania and Estonia in the future.

Budapest Chronicles Part VIII



My last night in Budapest .  Try to buy night train tickets to Croatia but the closest I can get is one at 6:30 in the morning.  Only one sensible solution:  stay awake using using excessive amounts of red bull, alcohol and possibly intercourse.

I meet a group of Irish people.  Three girls (6,8,9) and one couple. Talk to them, then meet a lone Brazilian girl who's cute.  The hostel has already left for the karaoke bar and they are going but don't know exactly where it is.  Being the seasoned veteran, I say I'll take them.  I chill with them and they like me.  However being a group of 5 they often only talk within their group, so I have to force myself into the conversation at times.  Get to the point where I'm the focal point when I want to be.  I'm not a total attention so I only do this when I want to.  I take them to the bar and it's one of those nights.  I feel like I've stayed for one night too long and I'm feeling the consequences of drinking and staying up till at least 5 AM for two weeks straight.  Despite being the "leader" of the group, I'm not feeling it.  I leave them and talk to some other people.  Nothing I say sticks.  I talk to some people but I'm choding around.  I see squirter again, she says sorry for losing me last night.  She says I'm gonna go dance with some girls and ditches me.  I see her approximately 15 seconds later, grinding on some dude.  I decide to get some air, partially cuz it's really hot in there though that wouldn't matter if I was feeling good.  I go for a walk around the block.

I see a cute Hungarian girl.  I do what I would call a "chode" approach.  I eye her up and smile because I find her attractive.  I'm about to just keep on walking, then she asks if I have a lighter in really poor English.  I pounce.  Say some random shit while eye fucking the shit out of her.  She keeps on asking if I have I lighter despite me saying no everytime, it's as if she's trying to justify why we're still talking haha.  I tell I'm going to put her in my suitcase and take her back to Canada.  She laughs.  She says her boyfriend is in a restaurant a few buildings down the road.  I say let's go there and point to hidden doorway.  She's keen for the eel as my Aussie friend would say.  I get within an inch of her face and keep on talking to her but slower and less logically.  "I can't, my boyfriend is too close." Then I say the unbeatable line: "I'll never see you again."  Makeout.  Feel her up.  She would go home with me right then if her boyfriend wasn't right there.  I eject, feeling good that I pushed that set.  I could have pushed it a step further and tried to pull her right there despite her boyfriend (who may not have existed seeing that it doesn't make sense for her to walk 50 M down the street to have a smoke.  I thought of this in retrospect.), but I didn't.  I know that I've got some good prospects back at the karaoke bar.

I get into the bar, go to the dance floor section, talk to some fattish local girl asking something kind of logical.  She likes me but can't answer my question.  She pulls her extremely hot friend over to answer my question.  I ditch fatty, talk to the hot girl for a bit then start dancing with her.  I use the word "dancing" very lightly.  I'm super dominant, throwing her into the wall and shit, basically having sex with our clothes on.  After a little bit of this, I go for the makeout.  Nein.  She says only dancing.  I keep having pseudosex with her, then go for the makeout again.  "No.  That's not dancing." and leaves.  No playful tone, she's just being a validation whore.  I probably could have pulled her back and maybe have something but there's two muscle bound chodes who I stole her from last time who would probably love to AMOG me with their fists.  I head off of the dance floor cuz a bar setting is more fun for me.  On the way out, I make a face like I just smelt a really bad fart to amuse myself.  A chubby blonde girl opens me asking me why I'm sad.  I just say I don't like dancing or because that dancefloor is evil or some shit.  Find out she works at a hostel in Budapest which I don't know.  I make out with her because I'm a whore.  

I get a drink.  The bartender drops some of my change.  I pantomine sadness and say "I'm already sad because it's my last night in Budapest *Pause* And now I get this shit."  The hot bartender laughs and I start hitting on her.  Talk to her.  One of the female hostel workers orders a drink and says that I'm a really good man, sincerely.  Yay social proof.  I keep on talking to her.  Some faggot tells her she's really beautiful, which she promptly ignores.  I talk to her for a little bit then let her do her job.  I go talk to hot English hipster chick.  She doesn't like me as much as she did before because the last night I had jumped in her bed and tried to cuddle her in a last ditch attempt to get laid on my birthday.  Totally understandable haha.  I sing karaoke with some random girl who loves me.  I remember nothing about this girl, just that she was an attractive brunnette.  Her and her friend really like me.  Then the Irish 9 comes up to me.  "You come with us to the bar then ditch us. That's mean" or something like that.  The other hot Irish girl is hitting on me but I want the 9.  I'm surrounded by girls, the two girls that I know nothing about, three Irish girls, English hipster chick and a couple other randoms, all listening to me in various degrees.  It's not a feeding frenzy, more like a sample plate at a deli.  All of the girls come up to me just to check what's going on and put a little piece of my vibe in their mouth.  Irish 9 wants to sing a karaoke song with me.  I choose something retarted with her but I have to wait a long time until I can sing it.  I've gotta go hit up an ATM so I leave.  

As I leave to get some cash a hot blonde American girl says she's going back to the hostel.  "What Hostel?" with C&C tonality.  "Retox."  "I will show you the way." I say, acting like Jesus.  We start talking and the topic immediately shifts to where I'm taking her.  She has a sexual implication to this.  I say "A Hungarian S&M Orgy."  She laughs her ass off and then says "Or it's gonna be like 'Taken.'"  I say "No.  Because you're not a virgin. Too much hassle for a meager return."  This whole time I'm being physical with her, holding hands and shit.  Later steal Jeffy's "I'm gonna lock you in a room and have sex with you for 48 straight hours.  There will be only breaks for basic food and hygene needs."  Laughs her ass off as I escalate on her and then make her grab my ass and yell her name disapprovingly "Honestly, Laura! Stop it, Laura.  Laura!" Everybody loves hearing their own name.  In between this shit, we have had a quasi-normal conversation.  As we come come to the doorway of the hostel, there are some people there and she laughingly says cut it out.  I do cuz you don't do that shit in front of people, don't want her to feel like a slut.  This is pretty much a tap in, but Irish girl is waiting to sing with me.  In retrospect I should have just fucked or at least tried to fuck this one.  But then again I had a few things on the go and might have been left wondering what could have been with Irish girl, Hungarian bartender or to a lesser extent hot blonde English hipster girl.

I get Forints from the ATM and go back to the bar.  Hit on bartender.  I tell her to give me her hand.  We hold hands while we're talking.  There is no real possibility for physical escalation as she's behind the bar.  This eliminates the biggest strength of my game.  It's like the climax of a movie where the hero has to conquer his weakness in order to overcome the antagonist.  (BTW I was not thinking this while I was gaming her) I keep hitting on her and it's going well.  I ask her what time she's off work.  6 AM.  Fuck. Cock-blocked by logistics.  I keep talking to her and later tell her to meet me over there (where I can actually talk to her).  She says OK.  I say we should kiss.  She says she's at work.  Totally understandable, but I plow on a little bit.  I thought you were a nice guy, blabla.  She's not angry but I just pushed it in an uncalibrated way because I wanted to get "something" out of the interaction.  If anything, I should have gotten her facebook and then possibly boned her when I come back in the near future.  It was a cool interaction because I got close to fucking a hot bartender, which I had never tried before.  I think I would have fucked her had I been able to stick around that night.  "It's my last night. We might never see each other again." stuff like that.  I don't see Irish girl and I've definitely missed our karaoke song.  Oh well.  British girl is with a guy.  I try to talk to her briefly, but it's a big fucking reclamation project.  There's a small chance that I could pull her away from him and towards me, but that's a dick move whether I succeed or fail.  I'm running low on time, so I go back to just hang out until I have to leave.  Me and one of the hostel workers are fucking around and we perform a dry Eiffel tower on a girl.  We clasp hands while we dry hump her.  No homo.  Side note:  This guy is a full on natural, could literally fuck a pretty hot girl every night of the week due to logistics, status from working there and having sick game.  Talk shit for a bit and then we say our goodbyes, then he goes to fuck this girl.  

The common room is full of 6 people 5 guys, 1 hot blonde California girl.  Three or so guys are trying to talk with her and one of them thinks he has a chance (this is what I infer anyways), but no one is sitting next to her (actually might have been one, but there was a huge space in between them) hence I figure they're faggots.  I start talking to one guy.  I'm friendly and crank up my loudness and charisma fairly high.  The RAS of the entire room is switching towards me.  One or two of the guys trying to talk to the girl leave.  I then start talking to her and they slowly disappear until it's only me and her.  Some go to bed and some are sitting outside of the common room still talking.  I sit beside her and I get some kino (Ughh I hate that word, makes me sounds like a neckbearded faggot) with her.  I was there checking my computer and I show her pictures of my house, dog and mum that I had just been emailed.  "OMG is that your mum?  She's beautiful."  "Yes. I've got amazing genetics.  We should make sexy babies together." She laughs.  I keep on talking and get physical.  She openly laughs at my physical escalation and says "hahaha Do you think you're smooth or something."  "No.  I'm awkward as fuck." and start cuddling her.  I keep talking to her, slowly closing the space between us.  Makeout.  Feel her body.  Start rubbing her pussy, she's moaning.  She's wearing super small jean shorts.  I try to finger her and she stops me.  "No hooking up in the common room."  She says smiling.  There are also people just outside, albeit facing away from us.  I say we should probably leave then.  I'm about to go for the pull then I get worried about missing my train.  I say "it was nice meeting you." Give her a hug and then watch her go to bed.  My instincts are telling me to go with her.  I'm not positive she would be down because there's people watching and we'd only been talking for about 15 minutes.  In retrospect I left way too early for the train and would have easily had time barring an hour and a half marafuck.  

Very good night.  Had fun, did some cool shit.  Made out with random on the street when I was feeling shitty.  Hit on a hot bartender girl semi-successfully, had a decent chance with a 9 (Irish).  Had two near fucks.  Probably would have gotten laid if I was wearing a BeastMode t-shirt.
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BeardedJoe~

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Join Date: 07/09/2010 | Posts: 177

The Gayest Night of My Life 



I catch a bus and it gets into town very late.  I'm waiting for a cab to take me to a hostel which I don't have a reservation for and don't know really know where it is.  I'm about to get in a cab with a couple going to a pretty close place, then I see a girl on her own, looking confused.  She will have to wait 15 or so minutes for another cab.  I recognize the shittiness of her situation, especially as a lone attractive girl.  I say I'll wait and grab a cab with her out of the goodness of my heart (and my dong).  I talk to her.  I'm funny and charismatic despite being tired as fuck and stumbling over my words at first.  We catch a cab and she doesn't know where she's going, so I tell her the hostel I'm going to and invite her to come.  She tells me about about a really bad couchsurfing experience she just had with a guy harrassing her because he wouldn't sleep with her.  The cab can't go into the old town, so he just gives us really shitty directions.  We get lost but we're having fun.  I realize that I've got my eastern Europe lonely planet which has a map in it.  After a much harder walk then we thought it would be we find the place.  We celebrate with hugs and high fives.  Should have probably made out here.  The only room available is a one bed private room.  We take it.  It really nice, looks like a mini honeymoon suite.  It's like I've got a girlfriend for the night.  It's kind of a nice change for the night compared to drinking redbull vodka, trying to fingerblast girls in public then passing out in a 14 bed dorm with people farting and snoring.

We cuddle.  I go shower because I wanna wash the travel off of me.  I'm naked except for my towel.  Makeout.  Feel her up, my towel falls off.  I'm naked and horny, she's horny.  I expect her to go jump in the shower, but she doesn't.  I escalate, lick her titties and such but she stop me from fingering her.  She says she's shaken from the night before with the couchsurfing incident.  But she still wants my dick pretty badly, despite acting coy.  Also I told her my age and I think I should have given the standard response of 25 rather than telling the truth.  I say "I'm not going to do anything you don't want to do."  This is not a tactic, so much as me not wanting to weasel my way into having sex with her.  I get hesitant in my escalation and she stops me.  I cuddle her for the night off and on.  She goes to a different hostel after this and I don't see her again.

I could have fucked her had I played my cards right, lied about my age, had smoother escalation etc...  I was just so sure I was going to have sex with her that I didn't even try to game her which should have worked.  I got pretty disappointed as I was positive it would happen.  It seemed like a honeymoon with no sex...
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FrenchyCassady

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Join Date: 04/10/2011 | Posts: 663

Nice to see that there's some action in eastern europe. We shall fuck everything up in Bangkok.
 
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