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January 21st, 2017
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  (Wo)manhandled by Amazons

I'm in a small beach town right now. Last night started off in the bar underneath the hostel. I go down really early compared to what I have been. The bar is full of 12 smashed Irish guys watching Eurocup. False start to the night. I have no desire to hang out with them at this particular time. I go back upstairs, send off emails and watch a new video from Tyler.

I go back down. Busier this time. I grab a beer and start shooting the shit with a cool English guy. Turns out there's a pub crawl. I tag along. Talk to some girls. I blow out some dude talking to a fattie. Once I sense she strongly desires my dong I leave. The first bar is awesome. They give everyone on the pub crawl a free shot. I tell the bartender I am not on the pub crawl but I would appreciate a shot. He gives me two. We high five.

Head off to a beach club. Get in, get a white russian then hit on a dancing cutie wearing a birthday cap. She has amazing tits. She is there with two other friends. Unfortunately, she is right by the speaker and speaks shitty English. I get a lot of "what?!"s. I try to pull her away, but she won't go. I settle for grinding with her and getting a boner. I leave because I feel warmed up and I recently got blueballed hard from a near identical situation.

I sit next to a hot blonde girl and start talking to her. She asks how I knew she would speak English. I tell her I'm psychic. She laughs. We talk about random shit. She says I'm like James Bond. I tell her that my hair is nicer than hers. We're in love. She says that I'm being too physical. I can tell she likes it though. I tell her it makes her excited and point to her vajayjay. She laughs and says yes. She asks me where I'm staying. I tell her a private room in a hostel (a lie, it's an eight bed dorm). I keep on talking I say something dirty and tell her that I make her wet and point at the vaj again. She says yes. I get up to go pee. I come back and she's there with a tall, muscular guy. He looks kind of bummed out/awkward. Earlier she said she had a boyfriend, but I had ignored/forgotten about it. Also I assumed he wasn't in the club, in which case it would've been game on. I talk to her and she says it's her boyfriend. I believe her. I think he was waiting for me to leave, watching me cuddle with his girlfriend lol. I don't pursue her because I'm a good person :)

There are two smoking hot strippers dancing up on stage. 6 foot plus 9 or 10s in very little clothing. I see a Daneish guy I was talking to earlier admiring them. I tell him that I've fucked hot girls before, but never like that. And I would love to. Then he says have you met those girls and motions to two girls who are identical to the girls on stage and a blonde sitting down. I hesitate for a milisec, then quickly realise it would be ridiculous not to approach. I out, and go for the least attractive one whose sitting down (a solid 8 but still). I talk about chode bullshit and travel because that's all that comes to my head. She stands up. She is at least 6'3, probably taller (with heels/lifts/wedges whatever they were).  I'm 5'9 and laugh at how ridiculous it must look.  I keep on talking for a bit, but I realize it's going nowhere.  I leave.

Do a lap of the club looking for my next victim.  I spot another group of three sexy giants (all 6'3 or taller again).  I start talking to one with some of the biggest tits I've ever seen.  She likes me, tells me I'm cute.  She keeps on leaning in to me to talk/listen.   When she does this, she has to lean at 45 degree angle to get level with my head.  We've got our arms around eachother.  I'm too drunk and take my physicality two steps too far.  This whole time I've had two big local guys talking shit about me with the other two girls (my conclusion in retrospect, didn't really register at the time) and intermittently fucking with me, poking my ass and shit like that.  After I got really physical, they started full on groping my ass.  They fuck off after I just keep talking to my girl.  A couple mintues later, they draw attention to my raging erection.  I keep talking to my girl for a bit then once I see it fizzling out a bit, I eject.  I do random shit for a bit, talk to a few people then go back.   Go towards my girl.  Amazon girl A tries to box me out then rubs her elbow in my face as I get by her.  Amazon girl B tries to obstruct me as well.  She is less subtle haha.  Just full on pushes me, hard.  I'm not expecting it and stammer back a foot or so.  I laugh and leave.  Never been manhandled by girls before lol.

I go sit down with 3 Finnish girls and start talking to them.  I look for a hot member of the group, but she doesn't exist.  This is a bad sign because I'm very drunk and have relatively low standards to begin with.  I decide to call it a night.

Walk back to the hostel and see the kinda cute, kinda chubby receptionist doing her last random tasks for the night.  Start talking to her, get very close.  I go for the kiss rape.  She says she has a boyfriend, but I can tell she wanted to. Talk to her for a second, then start kissing her neck.    She starts moaning.  I start making out with her, feeling her tits. She loves it.  In all likellhood I'm much sexier than her boyfriend (my unofficial motto for this trip so far).  She has to go drop off some keys I follow her, kiss her again, but she's getting more logical.  She has decided she won't have sex with me.  I try to follow her into her room, but she denies me.  I don't pursue as I feel it's a bit rapey.

Fun night. Pushed my comfort zone by talking to those two 3 sets of giants.  Easily the hottest/most intimidating groups in the club, the type of girls who I would rarely talk to, let alone have a decent interaction with (the one with massive tits went OK, likely would have been better had I not been plastered).
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Threesome in Transylvania 



Wake up 11ish, do sightseeing, go back to hostel, read/email, nap, be social in common room, hit on hot/cute girls if available, pre drink, go out and beast.  This is my typical day traveling.

I did just this, was out out in the common room chatting up one of the hostel workers.  She wasn't anything special, but she was SMART AND NICE.  Talking to whoever I like in the hostel as well, ignoring or minimally interacting with the people I find boring.  A cute American girl who I haven't really talked to yet comes to hang out.  She is a cute short-haired hipster girl (totally my type).  For me she's an 8, for most forum guys she would probably be a 7.  I decide to employ the FRIENDLY AND COOL METHOD.  Start talking to her.  Talk about shit that I like, ask her questions and actually listen to her answers.  Cool girl, open minded.  A feminist, but not an overbearing, man-hating feminist which I like.  Let some weird ass hostel chode try to hit on her for 5 or 10 minutes until she inevitably gets bored and starts talking to me again.  Meet two Australian girls and an American guy who're traveling together.  The guy is very cool and has been traveling for a long time.  He's older and has more life experience then me, also funnier than me.  The Australian girls are cool, not that hot (maybe a 6 and a 6.5), typical traveler chicks but at least they're skinny.  They leave to the separate wing of the hostel.  I go to shower and realize she's probably staring at my ripped abs on the way to and from the bathroom.  Me and Amerigurl talk for a bit, drink some beers then decide to hop over and meet with the group of 3 we were talking to earlier.  We drink and talk shit for a bit.  They ask me how old I am, I tell the truth.  They ridicule me for only being 20.  I tend to vacilate between being extremely honest and being absolutely full of shit and I had been on a truth kick for that night.  We drink more then leave for some bars.  

We wander looking for a bar that we fail to find, so I take them to one I like.  The 6 Aussie girl likes me, but we don't have the best chemistry i.e. we could fuck but I wouldn't want to spend too much time with her before or after ze fuck.  I want to make that little hipster chick my though and even give her some cuddles :) The American guy and the cuter Aussie chick have been hooking up but aparently she has a boyfriend.  Other Aussie chick puts me on cockblock duty lol.  I then spend the night trying to facilitate their fucking.  I might not be the best wingman (I work better solo usually) but I always do my best to help a friend or anybody I like get laid.  I don't talk that much, getting kinda stifled.  Amerigurl asks me what's wrong, I say I'm a bit tired cause I didn't get my power nap in.  I decide ameliorate my situation with a red bull vodka, even if I don't truly need it.  American guy is away for a while.  He comes back with some late 20s/early thirties Canadian guy all dressed up and more importantly the Jager shots he bought us.  He's a nice guy, but full chode.  We all decide to leave for an Irish themed bar that has some drink special.  On the way there, I stop Amerigurl and kiss her neck.  She loves it.  The American guy and Aussie6.5 go in a different direction. I'm the only one who notices this right away.  Once they're already long gone, the other Aussie notices it.  I distract her with an impromtu three-way cuddle session in the middle of the street.  I start making out with Amerigurl, then pull Aussie6 into the mix.  Threeway makeout.  The Canadian dode is just watching at a safe distance.  The bar is like 30 M away.  I tell them we're going there and pull them there.  They're in a bit of a trance. Once we get into the bar, the Aussie girl is like "what about them, she has a boyfriend".  I just say "it's cool."  to her next several questions/statements.  She says ok.  

Bar, Jager, find a table in a dark corner.  We try to throw peanuts into each other's mouth, but fail spectalularily.  They start making out; I join in.  There are Romanians at the next table staring at us; they leave.  I start rubbing Amerigurl's lady bits, she unbuckles my pants and starts rubbing my dick.  I'm quite exposed.  I tell them it's time to go.  The Canada dode has ditched, understandably.  They say we should say bye to him.  I say "fuck that, SKO...(token objections)..SKO."  I pull them, give them both piggy backs at the same time to further expose my manliness.  Take them back to the hostel, they don't know where we're gonna fuck...I do.  Second common room, on the carpet, right beside a 12 dorm bed room.  We each go to the bathroom one at a time while the other two occupy each other. I pull the table out, and make out with them on the ground.  We get naked.  They're both on their back while I finger them.  Awesome.  Fuck both of them for the next hour or so.  In the middle of it, I realise the Aussie is VERY wet, but something is wrong.  I squint in the darkness and notice that they both have blood smeared all over them.  My first threesome, also my first blood orgy.
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 Budapest Chronicles Part I

I arrive in Budapest.  My hostel is fucking crazy.  Big bar downstairs, cool Aussie guys everywhere, a decent amount of cute girls.  Just walking around there and hanging out for a bit I get a bit stuck in my head.  It seems like a lot of people are cooler than me, almost everyone's funnier than me, this is not MY kind of venue, I'm better at working small hostels because I know I'll be the coolest person there.  This is the bullshit that's going on in my head.  I'm less than 24 hours removed from a threesome.  The absurdity of these thought patterns cannot be understated.  

Flash forward to the night.  Go out to an open air bar.  I'm getting social, having fun.  Talk to two American girls.  One hot Asian, one chubby one.  Forget what I say, the Asian one likes me but it's not a true man to woman interaction, it kind of vacilates back and forth because my frame isn't the strongest at the moment.  I talk to the other one for a bit.  She likes me a lot.  Her personality is meh.  I'm just on autopilot, pull her in really close and I'm about to makeout with her.  Then I'm like WTF am I doing trying to pull a six with a mediocre personality, especially right at the beginning of the night.  I exuse myself, saying I need to get a drink.  We're about three feet from a bar, but I decide to get a beer from the other side of the giant open air bar.

I see some guys I met a month or so ago traveling.  Awesome guys.  We talk for a bit.  Chubby girl comes to find me.  I start talking to her and fairly quickly makeout with her.  Fuck.  I immediately realize it was a mistake.  I subtly discourage her then leave to talk to friends.  My Aussie friend tells me that a blonde Hungarian girl at the bar was eye fucking me before I made out with the chubby American girl.  He says "Make things right".  I go to the first blonde girl I see.  Start talking to her.  Her friends all start giggling, they had obviously been watching and/or were talking about me.  Her friends leave pretty quickly.  Blondie and I keep talking.  I lead her to a different part of the venue by a different bar.  It's dark and I choose the most private place I can find.  She says that she doesn't like kissing.  I grab her by hair, pull her in and whisper into her ear "I hate sex".  I slowly escalate.  Neck kiss.  She says I'm bad.  I say "No I'm an innocent Canadian boy."  Makeout.  Intermittent talking and kissing.  I put her hand on my dick.  She starts rubbing it.  We hang out for a bit then I decide I should meet the friends.  Talk with the friends, dance with my girl.  Talk to my girl for a bit, kiss.  She goes to the bathroom and doesn't come back.  Shit happens.  I'm still with her friends, dancing with the next hottest one.  I finally realise that the girl is definitely gone.  The group says they're going.  I go with them, makeout with the other hot one, persist but nothing comes of it.  

I go back in, open some sets. One goes ok and the girl is very hot but it's a two set and her friend hates me.  I make out with some cute nerdy Hungarian girl.  Goes no where though.  I've approached almost every viable girl other than some on the dancefloor, most of whom are with dudes.  I just go find a group of hostel workers and shoot the shit for a bit.  Pretty meh night I felt at the time, but was very fun.  

I think I would have done better with the blonde Hungarian girl if her and her friends hadn't seen me make out with the chubby American girl.  Might have been given the manslut label.  Something I didn't realize about this night is that it started giving me a reputation.  I had told 2 or 3 people about the threesome (not out of the blue or anything, it was with the flow of conversation) and they told a bunch of other people.  Combined with seeing me doing a solid cold approach on a hot Hungarian girl, I started getting the "good with girls" label.  I don't think this rep helped me fuck any girls during my stay at Budapest, but the guys thought I was cooler.

Note: I'm writing this in retrospect. I think I'm going to stop being such a makeout in the bar, opt for neck kissing as my default.  Save kissing until we're isolated. (Credit: Alexander)
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 Budapest Chronicles Part II

This one's short as nothing too memorable happened.  Go to a bar with hostel people.  I hit on a Hungarian 7 alone at the bar.  It went OK, but then I get told off by the bartender, who says she's his girlfriend.  I leave fairly quickly after that, but she insists she adds me on facebook.  I later see an Aussie friend of mine making out with her (he has sick game BTW), so the bartender was either lieing to me or he observed his gf getting mouthraped by a random Australian haha.

I hit on a cute Swedish girl thats staying in my room but I hadn't talked to her yet.  Chill with her for an hour and a bit.  We get along well.  Make out, I put her hand on my dick, she plays with it etc... Then she gets weird, says she has a boyfriend, I try to keep her around, but I'm too logical. Nothing else goes well that night, I had burnt most of my time on Swedish girl and after that, there was a poor ratio.  All remaining girls were paired up with someone.  I just chill with some dudes for a bit, then hit up a club near the hostel, but it's pretty dead.  I hit up a few sets but nothing sticks.  I don't see Swedish girl for a while.  When I do she looks like she feels awful, I get the vibe she fucked someone.  Whether this is true or not, it puts me in a shitty mood.  I put in all the groundwork, got her extremely aroused, then someone goes in for the easy kill.  I usually don't take much seriously but this really put me in a bad mood for a couple hours.

Biggest problem with this night: not screening for logistics.  Had I screened for a boyfriend, I wouldn't have wasted all my time with this girl.  After this, I went on a big of logistics screening binge to burn it into my brain.  I turned this fairly shitty night where I got extremely butthurt into a lesson about an important fundamental of game.  
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Budapest Chronicles Part III



Okay only two, but it was still pretty cool. Start the night as a crossdressing party with the hostel. We go out sing karaoke (in full drag of course). I've got full (horribly done) makeup on, including lipstick. I look much classier than the other "ladies", so I start telling the "gentlemen" that I'm a reserved hipster chick with three blogs, the most famous of which is about feminist cooking and the post that got me the most notoriety is a recipe for minced sausage. I meet some people, have some fun. After a few hours, me and two guys from the hostel decide we should go to the club right by our hostel. On our way there, I start talking to a group of Hungarian people. The group is a cute Hungarian girl, a gay guy and an absolute whale. I hit on the cute girl. She likes me, but I don't push anything. Instead we go into the karaoke bar and sing "Like a Virgin" with the gay guy. It's funny shit. I then proceed to hit on the two other girls in bar. I have no idea what their reactions because I didn't give a shit. I head back to the hostel and remasculinize.

Head out to the club with two hostel guys and the group of Hungarians we met. I almost immediately ditch them and start beasting. I hit on some girls, probably make out with one or two. It's irrelevant really. I open a cute Finnish girl with zero reaction time.  Claw, laser eyes, talk bullshit for a bit.  Screen for logistics.  Her place is a no go but my hostel is literally half a block away.  Talk for a few more minutes.  I tell her friend that we're going for a walk.  I haven't met her yet, but I don't really care because my girl likes me so much and the logistics are so good.  They talk in Finnish for a few seconds.  I pull her back to my hostel and on the way to my room I tell her where the bathroom is.  Girls often need to use the bathroom and and telling her where it is keeps logic from entering her brain.  I take her into my bed, a top bunk in a 14 bed dorm room which is about half-full of people sleeping.  We makeout, she says we won't have sex.  I make her horny, we have sex.  She's loving it, but I get a little frustrated that I can't fuck her as hard as I'm accustomed to, due to being on the top of a squeaky bunk bed, having people entering and exiting the room and 6 or 7 people watching/listening to us.  She feels what I'm feeling and I say lets go to a more private place.  She gets dressed, I only put on my boxer briefs.  We go to the common room where there is the group of people I went to the club with.  I talk briefly, then suggest they leave.  They do, except for the gay guy who is passed out on the couch.  Fuck.  We're not going to fuck here and I don't know what other options there are.  She says we should get a hotel room, but that is too expensive and inconvenient.  I love a good cherish, but come on.  An American guy had said there's a sex room earlier (he pointed to it, but I hadn't checked it out).  I decide we're going there and say it's a private place.  On the way there, people cheer me on and make fun of her, making her embarassed.  I get there and it's totally open, not private at all.  She gets a bit upset then starts leaving.  I might have been able to pull her back, but I was too busy laughing at the absurdity of the situation.

I go hang out upstairs in the common room with a hostel dude I met earlier, still only in my boxer briefs.  Talk for about two minutes, then two Irish girls walk in.  I point at one and say "You. Here. Now."  I talk to her for a couple seconds then tell her to come cuddle.  The other Irish girl leaves, then the guy leaves.  The gay Hungarian guy is still passed out there.  We makeout. I get hard.  I tell her "Look what you did." in hard breaking rapport tonality and put her hand on it.  I tell her she's got to hide it, grab her and put her on top of me.  She stradles me, we makeout and talk intermittently.  I pull her to the dorm bed and fuck her.  No more than 10 minutes in between two different girls in my bed.  Logistics FTW.

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Banged the one on the left in 5 mins.  Would rather post pictures of the Finnish girl lol
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Bro what are the names of your hostels in Krakow and Budapest? I'm going to both cities in just over a month's time and am about to book.

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 Awesome blog.. about to hit up similar areas myself in 4 weeks... This is giving me inspiration for hostel beasting!
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 Krakow - Greg and Tom's Party Hostel
Budapest - Any of Carpe Noctem, Carpe Noctem: Vitae, Retox or Grandio.  Love these hostels, love this city.  If you have the option, stay 5 or more nights.
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  @never/Justice: Thanks guys, feel free to ask any questions.  In my opinion/experience, Poland and Ukraine have the hottest girls and scandinavians are the hottest tourist girls.  Didn't make it to the Baltic countries but I hear they're amazing as well.

A couple very good resources on Eastern Europe Travel:

http://www.rsdnation.com/node/200367

http://someforeignguy.com/

Budapest Chronicles Part IV

During the day I'm hanging out at the hostel bar with some buddies and I see 3 Irish girls sit down.  I had been inside one of them approximately 9 hours ago but I'm not sure which one.  I can only narrow it down to 1 of 2.  Later on my girl comes and talks to me and I remember a little bit about her.  I decide I'm going to have sex with her again tonight.

The hostel goes out together with another hostel.  Go to a bar.  I'm social and talk to my Irish girl a bit.  At first I'm doing good with balancing being cool/social with making sure I spend some time with my girl. Whenever I leave, guys hit on Irish girl.  Long story short, I can feel scarcity coming on and getting mildly jealous even though she's said she wants to go home with me.  I decide I've got to stay away from her for a bit so I stop feeling like a needy bitch.  I chat to some friends and then a few girls.  One of them starts going well, I'm not going physical or anything but she likes me.  I forget about the Irish girl and keep on talking to this one.  A minute or two later, Irish girl comes back to me.  She asks if we should go.  I say not yet (Leading for no reason other than to lead) and grab another beer, talk to Irish girl and some friends for 10-15 minutes then we leave.  We fuck in a deserted attic in the hostel, then go back to my bed to cuddle.  I go back and the 14 bed dorm is totally empty.  OMG It's a Christmas Miracle.  I fuck the living shit out her for 20-30 minutes.  I love when she screams my name in her Irish accent.  I had forgotten that there was a 6 bed dorm directly attached to my room.  As soon as I finish, a round of applause breaks out from 6 Aussie girls in the other room.  lol I'm famous.

I'm later talking to the Irish girl and she says "You're like a sexual predator."  My first instinct is to deny this, then I pause for a moment of reflection.  I remember how me and Irish had met.  Me mostly naked on the couch, us making out within two minutes, us fucking within five.  "Yep. Actually that's pretty accurate."
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Lol at blood orgy, that shit is full beast. I'm gonna be in Krakow starting july 3rd for a couple months with two other RSD beasts (Getemcusikno and Oasis). Hit me up if you're in the city.
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 Oh my god this is a retardedly good FR thread.
How long have you been in pickup,  how did you get so good??
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