THE FORUMS

Friday 8 June 2012
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Just came back from the club.

Interesting night. A few hours ago I was wondering whether I should go out solo or not - it turned out totally worth it. I don't remember every set (I was drinking and got a bit drunk), but here goes:

First set, girl behind me in coat room queue. I ask her how much it costs to have your coat stored in the coat room. She tells me. I say I heard it's half for females. She's like yeah I hope so!

I tell her she probably graduated from uni 5 years ago. She says wow I think she's young. I say that's a huge compliment, you should be happy. Turns out she's 23. She asked me how long ago I finished university. I tell her I graduated in 2008. I tell her I failed nursery school and I was in special class :-)

I hand in my coat, say goodbye. First set done - great stuff.

I go get some drinks. I try Tyler's who are you opener on some HB - fail. I think it failed because I pointed, didn't do the claw and wasn't dominant. I tell the dude next to me they don't have the drink I want but have some cheap substitute. He says some BS like I should get it on the house. I finish my drinks - all good

I head to the dance floor. Some dude greets me. I vibe with him and we go hit on some bitches together. I tell some girl I'm the loneliest guy in the club, I just want a friend haha - she smiles and laughs it off.

We land up at the bar and his brother has bought some shots of tequila. I down one - we vibe, shoot the shit, it's all good.

I go back to the dance floor. HB5 and HB6 are dancing. I like HB6 - but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything.

HB9 comes up to me and says I should be drinking a more manly beer. Of course she's hitting on me. Do I do anything? No.

I go to another spot on the dance floor. Some dude asks me "Are you having fun bro?" I say "Yeah!". I'm dancing near a group, another dude asks me "Do you know these girls?". He tries to dance with one - fail.

Some HB comes up to me and is one second away from pulling into me. Has her hands on my chest, Her male friend comes along, takes her aside and pulls her. She's clearly very drunk, looking for some guy to fuck. Was cool to witness this - shows how desperate bitches can be.

HBIndian is looking at me like she wants me badly. I'm not really into her but her friend HBBrunette isn't bad. I try dance with the friend - she's half into it. HBIndian says HB7 isn't available or some shit.

I join some group of random people and we're dancing in a circle.

Later on in the night I see HBBRunette with HBBlonde who is quite hot. I go up to them. HBBrunette says I should pull HBBlonde. I tell HBBlonde HBBRunette is funny. I dance a bit with HBBlonde. She pulls into me. We front grind a little. She moves a few metres away from me. I go up to her and pull her aggressively. She's a bad kisser. We have little chemistry. She waves and blows a kiss goodbye.

I go to the coat room queue. I arrive at the same time as HB8. She says something like you can go in front of me I don't want to fight. I'm talking BS to her and her gay friend. Some people are pushing in front of us from the side. I tell her. She bitches at them, doesn't help. Eventually she's in front of me. I try push in front of her - she says fuck off I'm in front. She's getting tense and is fired up. The gay friend is supporting her. I say you can go in front, just calm down. This is a joke to me - I run a business and have huge responsibility. A retarded girl pushing in front of me in the coat line is a minor issue to me - she can have her way, it's all good.

I get my stuff, leave.

What went well:

I went out solo - second time in my life, not easy and very uncomofortable
Make out
I felt comofortable being on my own. The alcohol helps, but still.

What I learnt:

Towards the early hours of the morning, girls are drunk and really want to be pulled. The guys who make moves get them. The guys who chicken out don't.