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May 24th, 2013
~MELBOURNE CREW - ADVENTURES~
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hhah i was there. fucken hilarious. what is it with this girls?!?1

Melby crew stepping to perth crew and saying... bring it.

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acousticninja99- wrote:
 Aye mates. Goodspin~ talked about the idea of having jsut one thread where the Melby crew can collectively share their Adventures etc..... let the fun begin....

Just post this in my journal but fuck it...this a good start to a new Melby thread...

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WEDSNESDAY NIGHT ADVENTURES...


Crazy weird drunken adventures unfolded the other night with the crew. Im mostly poor without a job but am still getting money from the government every 2 weeks, so i had the casino=make more money running through my mind that night.

Start off with pre's at mine. Slaughtering a slab of beer with the Ajax, Goodspin, Scooter man and Alexander~. Wednesday night has been absolutely shit with the turn out of girls in clubs lately (who cares?!). I accidentally managed to stab my eye on a green pointy plant, the night before, that looked like this...

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I had bent down pretty quickly to pick up some rubbish, it was dark so i couldn't see that well (ironically my sight was worse after this incident). Boom, my left eye ball went straight into the point of the stem. These stems are pretty thick and solid and don't flex without a little force, having said that, the impact at which i had hit the tip of the stem had caused the tip to bend upwards bouncing off my eyeball and now sliding up between the surface of my eye ball and eye lid and stabbed and pierced the upper area of my eye ball socket. Absolutely fuckin killed aye!

So as we were smashing the slab of beer. My left eye was in too much pain, so in the midst of my drunken state i decided to redeem the balance by dividing the pain equally across both eyes. I took a bottle placed the screw cap on my right eye (i have seen people open a bottle with there eye before). I started twisting. It started undoing, the pain was too much, so i finished the job off with my arm (The stupidity that comes along with drinking a lot is priceless!). The negative pain in both my left and right eye had canceled each other out. As they say, 2 negatives make a positive lol (btw my eye was closed at the time so i wasnt risking loss of eyesight, thats actual stupidity).

We head into the city. Find a dark alleyway down our local Chinatown and proceed to take a slash. Come back out onto the streets. Goodspin~ has decided to grab a foam box he found beside a nearby dumpster then proceeded to smash it over our heads. I had fallen to the concrete ground as i heard random bypasses laughing at me. Ouch!... We continue on our journey, bouncing around a few quiet venues nicely harassing boys and girls inside the venues. Some love us, some hate us. Just as I made out with a girl i find out that she was from New Zealand. I had a terrible experience with a fuckin Kiwi the other day so even though she wanted me to slide my dong inside her instead i trolled her ass fuckin hardcore. I setup her expectations of her winning me tonight then i brutally killed those expectations. She liked me enough to emotionally take me back in, so i rebuilt those expectations again only to once more brutally slaughter them...mwhahah…

We bounced to another bar across the road. Talked to a few moles + more drinks. Scooter man and Alexander~ were in talking to some other girls. After an hour of this, we get kicked out for some bullshit reason. The bouncers were faggots. The other mates didn't get the girls numbers. So Scooter man changes the clothing, threw on a hat, then managed to trick the bouncer to get back in. He got the number, we are all back on the street.

This next bit was fuckin crazy. There were these 2 young black girls that looked like mediterranean hookers! Apparently Goodspin~ who just came off the julien/tyler hotseat had provoked these 2 mediterranean hookers by saying shit like "your dead to me" (from Julian), and these 2 moles just flipped the fuck out and started fighting him. I thought this was hilarious. I didn't exactly help break it up either. Instead i shouted at the mediterranean hookers saying false statements like, "he just squirted sauce on your legs!, i wouldn't take that shit", "i would keep punching him for that!". Even though i was now wasted, i still managed to have enough intuition to get the camera out and record some of it. As i was recording, one of the mediterranean hookers came up from behind me without relizing and scratched my right fuckin eye!! Nooo now the pain was unbalanced again and my eyes were in pain. The beer helped numb most of it though. Heres a little of the video. You'll notice after i get attacked by the other mediterranean hooker, i start bouncing away from her whilst still recording for my own safety and evidence. Woooo.




As the mediterranean hooker walks away and i stopped filming, I was hidden behind some pile of bricks. The police had now pulled up and were after the 2 mediterranean hookers. I started walking away with Goodspin~ and the police must not have seen us or saw that i was the one running away from the girl and didn't care about me. Alexander~ and Scooter man were further back and had gotten into a taxi. Got a text to meet at the casino. Sweeeeet!! I have been holding out for the casino all night. Reunite with the crew at the casino, more beers, over to the Roulette tables. Lost my first $50. Wasn't happy but fuck it. Went and withdrew $200. Back to the tables. i place a few bets around the number 17. As the guy had spun the ball around that spinning thing i yelled out, "the number 17 would be good mate". It landed on 17. I had won $500. The next few go's the crew were provoking me to place it all on the tables. I half listened to them and lost $100 but then decided fuck it im walking away a happy man..

More beers, leave, jump into a taxi. Taxi man pulled over and tried to kick us out cuz our vibe was too awesome. He failed to do so. Arrive at another club we got tipped of about from a girl (Scooter man got her number back at the previous club) but its fucking closed. We meet 2 girls standing on the street that Scooter man and Alexander~ were talking to at the previous club. Its 3:30 in the morning on a Wednesday. Everything is closed. So they pulled there girls n fucked em n we all call it a night….Fun times!!

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Monday night shenanigans

Head out with Craig~, Alexander~, Scooter man and Coffee Complex for few cheeky beers and stupid amusing shit. Dropped by a bar with only a Uni crowd. The place is only half busy with half attractive moots scattered around the places with there little fag-boy friends attending to their every need. Jesus Christ, the discreet faggotry behavioural mannerisms these guys had were fucking appalling. Makes me appreciate the coolness, looseness and normality of the crew. Breath of fresh air every time!.

Not really traul'n fo moot tonight but if it shall land upon my dick then why not. A short black girl with the biggest tits is next to me so i crack open a convo. Not the best looker but her tits n slutiness made up for the lack thereof. Heres those tits...

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We only talked for 2 1/2 minutes and we were out the door. She has her own place just up the road. So over there we go. Now I recently posted up about this book (Sex God Method) i had been given a flogg'n lately.

We went at it for a few hours. The whole time i experimented with that dominant shit, being rough, gently, etc. I hesitantly started dirty talking. Firstly saying things like, "Your fuckin naughty aren't you?!" and "do you feel like a whore?!".

She was absolutely loving it and was commanding more. As i relized that this is what she wanted, i begun to open up and remove those self-doubting thoughts. I started saying shit like, "i know how much of a dirty little slut you are!". "Your such a whore for wanting my dick so deep inside you!!"..and other shit like that. Was a good experience and a massive step in the directing of Sexual Mastery.

Afterwards we lay there and we talked openly about it. She told me that she wanted me to really make for feel like a "dirty little slut". She told me to call her, "dirty" and "slut" and other things. It was great to here things like this. It made me relize that i wasn't completely giving her what she wanted in bed. My own bullshit inside my head caused me to hold back somewhat. Next time without any distraction im gonna unleash the fury on her. She's still msg'n me shit like "Seriously you were amazing, I was freakin out!!!"....so i guess i did a good job givin her a sneaky one in the moot aye.. 

Also on a side note. One of the first girls this year i managed to keep my old dog wrapped up the whole time! Fuck yes…there is still hope!...

Also a shout out to Redman, Coffee Complex and Real World~...sounds like you guys had a fuckin awesome weekend hearing about those strippers stories and staying out on the streets till later the next day in the arvo haha mad dogs..
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 Scooter man aint got no account so heres a story he typed up...

"Scooterman was out last night aye.

yeaaaa buddy.

last night was day 21/30 day challenge after juliens hotseat. pulled a few moles on this challenge aye.

Started at...shit....london hotel. wasnt bad, got my drank on.

we go to melb central, I say hey to the enlightened one. then see a girl sitting down, hot asain. wife material. bring the love game. Say hi, get her to hang up her phone. talk, take her to the bar with the crew. Makeout at bar, grab number, we are buying beers and flirting hard. super minimalist.

We bounce to a new bar, hardcore makeouts, im am sliiiiightly off my game so i don't get the immediate pull, only Solid number close. shes like, ''i gotta go see my friends durrr'', shes dtf later in the week tho so all good.

she goes. im by myself. I see a group of 3- 1 guy 2 girls. I roll up on the hottest girl. Guy trys to tool me- i think he tried to grab my ass. But its to late buddy, everyone knows ur a beta fag, my response is something like ''haha ur such a faggot''. I proceed to make out with his girl, just to let him know that he is a chode. Girl eventually gets a little ANCY and joins her friends. I cant be bothered with the logistics of this one- and dont really want to pull her,so i leave to join the crew.

Hit the streets with Realworld~ and Redman. We are looking for a decent 3 set. we do a few blocks, im hitting up heaps of sets, girls always hook with us, but I guess the group dymanics never gelled. meh.

I eventually go off on my own to chase a girl who looked like the one from slutdog millionare. she eventually gives me no curry.

I am alone. my phone is dead. My first instinct is to find realworld~ and Redman, but that is chode. glory times by myself tonight.

I buy mcdonalds, i run into Accoustic Ninja who is gaming some mole and probly stealing mcdonalds. i sit down on a bench. A hot asain come out of a restaurant and sits down beside me and has a ciggy. we chat, Shes a bit broken hearted because he man is going over seas, and I didn't really know if it was worth getting her number, prob i should have went for it anyway. she goes back inside.- note to self stop being a fag permission boy.

in hindsight, i should have said something simple and chode like. ''well is know this is shit timing, but i think you are pretty. You can take my number if you want to hang out durr.''

but i didn't so theres so point worring.

Its close to 4am now and I wanna go home. I decide i will try pull from a taxi rank. I see a hottie butnett with a fine ass shivering by herself waving at cabs i roll up..

Me "Fr****(suburb)?"
Her ''Gr**********...but we can go to Fr***** first''

durr physical.

easy as that. chat pull er in make out get a cab, to mine, bang her till 6 am and get up at 10 am to get the gym and im now totally fucked."
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 So here's a serious post for everyone complete with some pretty massive lessons for myself.



To cut a long story short on Saturday night after hours of fucking around and having an awesome time in the city, I went to CQ and pulled one of the hottest birds from the place. I got her back to my place and although it didn't go down it was still a MASSIVE victory for me and something I have been closing in on for so long and has almost felt out of reach.

So I'll start the story from when I got to the club. Having been out all night embarking on various shenanigans and basically just having a pretty awesome time with the crew and random girls from other little bars, I get to CQ. Immediately it feels like you have stepped up a level and are playing in a different league. It took me a little while to acclimatise to the new environment, but I knew the only way I was going to do that was to follow the process. I started talking to a girl at the bar who wasn't that inspiring aesthetically but served a purpose to warm up with. At the same time I was reminding myself in my head 'talk, test, touch'. All the basics and just got things flowing a bit with her. After a few minutes walked away and started talking to some other girls. Like is often the case with this venue, a few hook for a bit, many have boyfriends or partners, and many just walk away taken in by the spell of the crazy environment.

Anyway after probably an hour of being there, I see a girl I had briefly talked to a couple of months prior. I went in and got my waffle on. Took her to the bar, at this point of the night everyone is a little drunk and we decided to both get waters. Keep chatting light physicality (holding her hand). Lead to the couches and sit down to chat for a bit. I learn a bit more about her, although she is being really short with her answers. One word or two word answers, I bust her on this and call her a retard or something. Eventually starts opening up a little more find out she has just finished her degree in Osteopathy and is now just about to become a fully qualified doctor. I qualified a little with this saying that it is awesome that she decided to do this, even though most girls that looked like she did would just take the easy route and get everything given to them instead of working hard for what they want etc. Also screen a little see what's happening for her night.

At this point a few chode dudes start trying to steal her away from me, but I'm solid with it all and she's not going away. My mate comes in and helps things out as well by talking to the dude about AFL haha… We go dance for a bit, a bit more escalation. Makeout a little (but not too much to ruin things). Every dude on the dance floor is looking at her and I and I probably had at least 3 or 4 try to come in and steal her from me. No problems, they're all fucking chodes and they don't even know what to say to a girl. I get her back every time. It's getting close to closing time. I screen for logistics a little more, go for the pull but she says she wants to stay for a bit. I'm in no hurry. Patience. I had it clearly in my mind, I'm leaving when she leaves. If this is going to go down I need to be walking out with her. Anyway we go sit down chat a little more and eventually decide she's coming back to my place. It's about 5am at this time and the lights start turning on (closing time). Get up leave, get my coat leave the place and look for a cab. It took quite a while getting a cab, but that was cool (little things like that use to freak me out if the pull wasn't going perfectly but it was like whatever, it's not a problem so she didn't see it as a problem).

I get her back to my place and this is the only place that I really didn't capitalise and kinda choded out. I have slept with some pretty attractive girls but this one was just on a different level, holy fuck she was so hot and I guess I really just didn't want to fuck things up. When I got her in my bed I failed to escalate like I should have and cause it was so late (around 6:30am at this time) we kinda just fell asleep. I'm not going to pretend it was justified for me to have let this happen but it was a totally different and unfamiliar experience for me to be in a bed next to a girl who is as hot as the girls on magazines and who has dated football players and the like.

Anyway woke up the next day chatted with her for quite a bit got to know her some more, had some breakfast with her and took her home.




Lessons:
- You have to be the one to give yourself permission. Things could have gone down but I didn't give myself permission to do so. She would have complied but I just failed to lead things down that path.

- Girls of that quality are really no different than other girls. It's just a different version of the same thing.

- I am on that level. This is the elite shit and I'm already there. You are enough doesn't just apply to 7's and 8's it applies exactly the same with these turbo girls. It's like logically I knew that but I really hadn't felt it until then. There is nothing separating me from this quality of girls.

Victories:
- I played the whole thing by the book, from the start right through until when she was in my bed. At no point did I doubt myself, even though I wasn't use to it I trusted in myself to execute.

- I feel like I have broken through something that has been holding me back for quite a while. It's like even though you are talking to these girls in a place like CQ, it still feels like a big step to be taking home the most attractive girls in a place like that. These are the same girls the football players, and rich successful dudes are fighting over and it's a massive breakthrough to know (actually know) that you are on par with these dudes.

What's next:
- This has probably been the most inspiring thing for me in the past 6 months or so. During uni times I've found it hard to really focus on the things I should have been. Get the skill set down, get it all together. Treat this shit seriously. I have gone out a lot and sometimes I just assume that going out takes care of it all, it's time to really take account of what I am doing when I go out. Work on specific things and really keep track of it all.

- More daytimes, more dates, and really following through. I need to be sleeping with more girls and even going for lesser quality girls to be more comfortable with it all. So when these incredible girls turn up it's not as bigger deal as it was this time… I have definitely been guilty of that whole thing line of reasoning of the girl wasn't inspiring and I need to really remind myself that this is a completely unrealistic thought process. Even this girl from Saturday who was basically a perfect 10 on paper, is not someone who is not perfect. Having that idea that I am going to find a perfect girl is totally fucked and I need to come to terms with that.

Onwards and upwards mother fuckers!!!
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Alexander~

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great stuff mate, melbourne versus perth in the state of origin!


redman wrote:
 So here's a serious post for everyone complete with some pretty massive lessons for myself.



To cut a long story short on Saturday night after hours of fucking around and having an awesome time in the city, I went to CQ and pulled one of the hottest birds from the place. I got her back to my place and although it didn't go down it was still a MASSIVE victory for me and something I have been closing in on for so long and has almost felt out of reach.

So I'll start the story from when I got to the club. Having been out all night embarking on various shenanigans and basically just having a pretty awesome time with the crew and random girls from other little bars, I get to CQ. Immediately it feels like you have stepped up a level and are playing in a different league. It took me a little while to acclimatise to the new environment, but I knew the only way I was going to do that was to follow the process. I started talking to a girl at the bar who wasn't that inspiring aesthetically but served a purpose to warm up with. At the same time I was reminding myself in my head 'talk, test, touch'. All the basics and just got things flowing a bit with her. After a few minutes walked away and started talking to some other girls. Like is often the case with this venue, a few hook for a bit, many have boyfriends or partners, and many just walk away taken in by the spell of the crazy environment.

Anyway after probably an hour of being there, I see a girl I had briefly talked to a couple of months prior. I went in and got my waffle on. Took her to the bar, at this point of the night everyone is a little drunk and we decided to both get waters. Keep chatting light physicality (holding her hand). Lead to the couches and sit down to chat for a bit. I learn a bit more about her, although she is being really short with her answers. One word or two word answers, I bust her on this and call her a retard or something. Eventually starts opening up a little more find out she has just finished her degree in Osteopathy and is now just about to become a fully qualified doctor. I qualified a little with this saying that it is awesome that she decided to do this, even though most girls that looked like she did would just take the easy route and get everything given to them instead of working hard for what they want etc. Also screen a little see what's happening for her night.

At this point a few chode dudes start trying to steal her away from me, but I'm solid with it all and she's not going away. My mate comes in and helps things out as well by talking to the dude about AFL haha… We go dance for a bit, a bit more escalation. Makeout a little (but not too much to ruin things). Every dude on the dance floor is looking at her and I and I probably had at least 3 or 4 try to come in and steal her from me. No problems, they're all fucking chodes and they don't even know what to say to a girl. I get her back every time. It's getting close to closing time. I screen for logistics a little more, go for the pull but she says she wants to stay for a bit. I'm in no hurry. Patience. I had it clearly in my mind, I'm leaving when she leaves. If this is going to go down I need to be walking out with her. Anyway we go sit down chat a little more and eventually decide she's coming back to my place. It's about 5am at this time and the lights start turning on (closing time). Get up leave, get my coat leave the place and look for a cab. It took quite a while getting a cab, but that was cool (little things like that use to freak me out if the pull wasn't going perfectly but it was like whatever, it's not a problem so she didn't see it as a problem).

I get her back to my place and this is the only place that I really didn't capitalise and kinda choded out. I have slept with some pretty attractive girls but this one was just on a different level, holy fuck she was so hot and I guess I really just didn't want to fuck things up. When I got her in my bed I failed to escalate like I should have and cause it was so late (around 6:30am at this time) we kinda just fell asleep. I'm not going to pretend it was justified for me to have let this happen but it was a totally different and unfamiliar experience for me to be in a bed next to a girl who is as hot as the girls on magazines and who has dated football players and the like.

Anyway woke up the next day chatted with her for quite a bit got to know her some more, had some breakfast with her and took her home.




Lessons:
- You have to be the one to give yourself permission. Things could have gone down but I didn't give myself permission to do so. She would have complied but I just failed to lead things down that path.

- Girls of that quality are really no different than other girls. It's just a different version of the same thing.

- I am on that level. This is the elite shit and I'm already there. You are enough doesn't just apply to 7's and 8's it applies exactly the same with these turbo girls. It's like logically I knew that but I really hadn't felt it until then. There is nothing separating me from this quality of girls.

Victories:
- I played the whole thing by the book, from the start right through until when she was in my bed. At no point did I doubt myself, even though I wasn't use to it I trusted in myself to execute.

- I feel like I have broken through something that has been holding me back for quite a while. It's like even though you are talking to these girls in a place like CQ, it still feels like a big step to be taking home the most attractive girls in a place like that. These are the same girls the football players, and rich successful dudes are fighting over and it's a massive breakthrough to know (actually know) that you are on par with these dudes.

What's next:
- This has probably been the most inspiring thing for me in the past 6 months or so. During uni times I've found it hard to really focus on the things I should have been. Get the skill set down, get it all together. Treat this shit seriously. I have gone out a lot and sometimes I just assume that going out takes care of it all, it's time to really take account of what I am doing when I go out. Work on specific things and really keep track of it all.

- More daytimes, more dates, and really following through. I need to be sleeping with more girls and even going for lesser quality girls to be more comfortable with it all. So when these incredible girls turn up it's not as bigger deal as it was this time… I have definitely been guilty of that whole thing line of reasoning of the girl wasn't inspiring and I need to really remind myself that this is a completely unrealistic thought process. Even this girl from Saturday who was basically a perfect 10 on paper, is not someone who is not perfect. Having that idea that I am going to find a perfect girl is totally fucked and I need to come to terms with that.

Onwards and upwards mother fuckers!!!
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 best thread now!
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 My weekend…fun times with the crew aw always…

SATURDAY


Pints of beer down at the London (a shit hole pub)..massive crew out tonight (10 ppl). Beers and footy to start off the night. Then we slowly venture our way into the city. I cant fuckin remember much aye..shit brain. We bounced around a few bar for an hour or 2. Then we all kinda split up into smaller groups. Some went off on their own which is good. Really shows the looseness and ability to bring the party on our own sorta vibe.

Make my way to Long Room. Sometimes i don't know what to fucken say or do to start an interaction. I see some girls dancing. I don't know why but i just point to the ceiling and say, "aeerghh…can you reach the roof?!" (in a retarded voice)…For some reason it opens and she tries to touch the roof. I was deep in conversation with one of the girls. After 10 minutes, l look around and relize that its her and I, and all her friends have cleared off.

I isolate her to a seat. Her friends are leaving in 5 minutes. SHe stays with me. Eventually we grab a bite. I run into Scooterman (he eventually pulled a hottie from the taxi rank back to his). Back to mine. Smash out some cheesy fuckin love songs on the guitar…trolololo…Bedroom times…i then deal with 3 hrs of bullshit LMR. Then i quote Jeffy and say, "i wanna lick it". I do. SHe sucks me off, I fuck her. Drop her off at 7 am. Back to bed by 8…farrrkkin big night aye.

SUNDAY

Drove over to a moles house for Sex God method times…trolololo. Im gyming it pretty hard in prepartion for Europe and im eating a fuck load. SO i tend to push out some farts a lot. Funny thing is though, i only then found out that this girl has some condition which doesn't allow her to have any sense of smell. Sweet. I let a few silent ones go just too be sure and she couldnt smell shit!! This is fucking awesome! Also means that i dont have to use chewy around her!

The first time i fucked her, i slapped her around a bit and called her certain things. Mixed in a bit of dominance, emotion and other shit. SHe loved it. This time i was ready to take it up a notch. We just finished off watching an episode of Breaking Bad and eating some food. SHe was in a pretty logical head space. I then grab her, pull her to the bedroom, throw her on the bed, clothes off and put it inside her straight away. After i was halfway inside her i started slapping her ass and calling her a "dirty little slut bitch"…she replied with.."what the fuck?"…im thinking "woops". I forgot to work her arousal levels up high enough and break her out of any logical headspace before i start deploying all this kinky shit…Her reaction momentarily scar'd me and made me doubt all this shit. I stuck to fucking her like a nice guy instead.. trolololo…what evs

MONDAY

Day 2 with a mole. Pizza times, Roots and other shit. Afterwards I head out and meet up with Scooter man. Absolutely fuckin funny night out with him. We just talked shit and waffled for the most part. Talked about sex gods with moles sayin shit like,  "even though they don't admit it, deep down moles have a burning desire to be treated gentily then slapped around and called dirty filthy sluts"…trolololo…We r sitiing down while spewing this waffle. Scooterman is getting jacked off by his mole underneath the table…they're pretty shit looking girls. We ditch and upgrade. Other shenanigans continued for a while longer…. fun times..

Also...

I'll bite ur face cunt..
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No idea this thread existed, awesome. Good to be back on 'the path'

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 haha awesome melby crew. fuck you guys got good.

inspiring shit.
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 SYDNEY JULY 2012 ADVENTURE WITH THE MELBY n SYDNEY CREW…

Thursday

-Shots before the plane trip over to Sydney.  Flew faggot tiger airlines with scooterman, adrian and Alexander~.

Beers on the way while sharing waffle amongst avid crew members.

We're  crashing at the awesome Sydney crews place for the weekend! We meet at their place.  We heavily pre-drink before heading down to World bar. Being away from the Melby scene was fun and refreshing and made going out very exciting once again! Variety is good!

Arrive at the World bar. Sydney n Melby crew are all running around getting shit handled. In the first 30 mins Scooterman had already pulled an asian...he couldn't take her back to hers and didn't have keys to the Sydney crews place so he went to a random club and fucked her raw dawg in the bathroom.   

My girl..
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Alexander~ pulled a 6-foot swedish girl back to his. Hoops (sydney crew) pulled an asian back to the pad. Hyde (sydney crew) was on a date with a german girl...he was fuckin her back at the pad too.

I met an American girl with a cute accent, good body n face. I isolate her to some couches..run typical waffle. She doesn't have a phone with her so she cant leave her friends. I find out that all her friends that she is staying with are ppl that she only met a week ago...sweet so she hasn't got any solid friendships. She was close with one american girl so went up to her friend, we exchanged numbers so we could leave but still keep in contact...

We leave to hungry jacks, i texted to see if any1 was at the apartment to let us in. No response so i pull out google map and look for the nearest patch of green grass that is a park. We start walking to a nearby park as a mate text's to say he is at the apartment n can let me in.

We head up, straight into the bathroom. Clothes come off. She was a little hesitant but i pushed through it. Sat on the toilet n she sat on me. Got the job done. Clothes back on. Walked her back to her hotel just up the road, she called her friend on my phone. I split. I meet up with scooter man n continued to do some more shit before calling it a night.


Friday night


Had a more sober night tonight...but having said that, still drunk a fuck load but didnt reach my threshold. The Melby n Sydney crew united at the pad having pre-drinks. Eventually it was time to rock the town.

Cabbed it over to Argyle. Alexander is running his bootcamp. This place ain't that busy tonight. I came here once before a few months ago and unknowingly fucked a married girl.

Drinking beers and hitting up rand moot here n dere. Got a few numbers. Scooter man texted his previous nights "bathroom pull" girl and she drops by Argyle too.  He fucked her in the bathrooms again. Looooose cunt!

Got some numbers n solid interactions, back outside. Then i see a tall n really hot, 6 ft 3in (with high-heels) girl.
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Her friend, a crazy as fuck, blue hair-dyed rat mole with only big tits as her redeeming feature.

I pull my girl in, its her 20th birthday. We are all over each other very quickly. I spend the next 2 hours with them...dancing, drinking n smoking. I was finding out just how crazy n fucked up the blue haired girl was. Before we left she decided to break-off the  carlton draught logo off the beer tap so she could glue it to her wall when she gets home??? Wtf!!

I know im in with my girl. Its just a matter of time until with both end up in an isolated situation together. So knowing that i just went along for the ride and enjoyed the antics this blue haired bitch had to offer.

We talked about where we would crash for the night.. My place on the floor. The blue haired girl wanted to stick around the whole night and wanted to sleep over as well so even though i didn't like that logistic, i had to embrase it to make shit happen. Burley Brawler (Sydney crew) was winging me with this set earlier on. He was now at home a few hours later. I text him and tell him that we are dropping by hungry jacks next to our apartment, then come up to the apartment. We get to hungry jacks. The blue hair girl wanted to continue on n go some where else now. N nobody fucks with her so we all just went along with it. Meet up with Burley Brawler, the blue haired girl ain't giving him shit. She just storms off on her own and leads the way to the next club. We arrive at scruffy murphys. Pretty soon he realised that it was a waste of time so he walks off and pops open another set of 2 girls which he later pulls home n fucks one of them.

The next few hours consisted of dancing with my girl n blue haired bitch, no more drinking for the...and chilling out. Something that is note worthy though are a few things that the blue haired mole did.

1. At scruffy murphys she walked over to The bar, a guy pushed in front of her so she pushed him out of the way and spat in his drink. His girlfriend stuck up for him by confronting the blue haired mole n calling her a slut. The blue haired mole raised her fists, came in close and said, "wanna go? Ill fuck you up slut!". The guy n girl back off.

2. We went outside to chill n smoke. An irish guy came over n asked blue haired rat mole for a ciggy. Her response was, " fuck off u scum fuckin irish faggot"... He responded by raising his fists ready to throw a fist. She responds by getting to her feet, raising her fists n saying, " i will fuckin knock u out u irish fuck!". He lowers his fists and backs off.

3. Blue haired girl wanted the DJ to play Dr Drea. She walks over to him and places her request. The next 5 songs that came on weren't dr. drea so she lost her fuckin shit by pushing people around and yelling at every cunt. Eventually it played n she was happy again.

4. Its now 6:25 and all these foreign chodes are running around getting there beastmode on. A guy pushes me outta the way and grabs my girl by her wrist. So blue haired mole walks over and punches the guy flat in the fuckin face. He scurried away n she let me know, "if any guy tries to fuck with u or your girl lemme know cuz i will punch them in the fuckin face!!"...i reply, "ok cool".

That little ordeal managed to get us kicked out. We are now walking over to the apartments. I let Burley Brawler know. We are waiting outside when i saw this pot plant on top of this car….
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Burley Brawler finished up with his other girl. He came down with his 2 girls and showed them the exit. I come in with my 2 girls...we get inside. We laid the blue haired mole in Burley Brawlers room on the carpet. Which i later on found out that she pretty much jumped into his bed n fucked her!

My girl n I made sweet fuckin on the couch….niice.
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Saturday night

Gonna explain tonight as best i can..tonight something really fuckin weird took place that officially broke my frame. It shook me for the rest of the night holy fuck!!

It started off with pre-drinks down at kings cross hotel catching up with a good mate and his friend "roothless toothless" aka "big sly"... After many beers, waffle and my mate freestyling his waffle at a mole cutting her value in half while her hot friends sit closely listening, laughing and completely enraptured by his charm! It was amazing!

After good catch up times it was now 12:30 n time to meet some beautiful girls. The crew bounces and we head over to Piano room where Alexander~ is running his program. Feeling absolutely on fuckin point. Shit is going down tonight. No more drinks tonight until quality moot has landed on my doot.

First girl is black, hot and has a stylish attitude as most black girls seem to have. Its ok, i understand that for the most part its a front and isn't the real her. I deal with her verbal backlashes until she eventually shows the more femanine side of herself. I sit her down. A guy came in to try n tool me n steal the girl. I had a feeling it was one of Alexanders students so i didn't wanna tear him to shreds n ruin his night. Instead i let his own insecurities n lack of waffle destroy himself. Sooo back to me n the girl. I say lets go get a drink. She says no im fine right here. So i say no worries..i get up, walk off to the bar to get a drink. I think she soon realised that she doesn't mean shit to me so she made her way over to the bar as well. We exchange numbers. She has to go find her friends. May be a potential lay for later in the night.

While still at the bar i turn around and noticed a short, sexy hot latino girl. Things go boom straight off the mark. She is feeling my junk, biting my neck, making out and telling me how much she wants to fuck me.

So right now she seems like a normal girl in a club that is just horny as fuck. But little did i know what i was about to get myself into as the night was to continue with this girl.

We stood at the bar for 30 mins while she kept telling me how she lives just around the corner in a fuckin mansion. This girl for whatever reason (maybe a latino rich family spoilt upbringing) is completely obnoxious and expected to be wined n dined and treated like a fucking princess... Haha yeah right.

We soon bounce. Wined her now she expected me to dine her so she made me buy her an oporto's burger...whatevs...

Now we walk back to her place. She lives in an amazing apartment which she said she paid 1000 a week  for. Our clothes come off and we are sitting in the loungeroom finishing our meals. Out of nowhere she says, "you know what, i don't think i want to fuck you any more!" i reply with, "ok no worries, ill get my shit on and head off". I get up walk to the bedroom and start getting dressed. She runs into the bedroom and jumps on top of me. Yelling, "nooooo...i wanna fuck you". haha silly bitch aye.

Throw her onto the bed. I am trying to get into a good habit of using condoms. So i slip one on. I enter her very beautiful latino pussy (she has awesome tits and a very pretty face too so i was enjoying the moment). I fuck her for 2 mins then she insists that she wants to be on top. Ok so from this moment onwards is where shit starts to get fucked up completely!

She wants the condom to come off and i have unfortunately raw dawg'd a lot of girls in the past, so i didn't objectify the moment. Condom comes off. Im back inside her. Im fucking her harder and faster. She starts mumbling shit in latin. I ask her to speak in english. So she repeats herself and screams, "i want you to cum inside me many of times", "we are going to have a baby together","i love you soo much...i have been searching for a tall handsome man like you!". She said this a few times so still fucking her, i responded with, "are you fucking crazy bitch?!?! i cant have a baby with you!!.

This bitch is nuts. After i said that above comment, she responded by punching me in the nose. My nose started bleeding so i jumped out of bed and went to the bathroom to grab tissues and stop the bleeding.

I realies now that this sexy latino midget has real psychological issues. Holding the tissue to my nose, i walk back to the bedroom and  calmly sit down on the bed. She crawls over and says, " i love you Im soo sorry…i want to pleasure you by sucking you off." So Im sitting on her bed having her tell me she loves me and getting sucked off while Im trying to stop the bleeding from my nose. While she was sucking me off and not trying to kill me, this gave me time to create a plot in my head that would allow me to leave her place now but on good terms so she wouldn't get mad again.

I got punched by a New Zealand girl last month and i arc'd up at the mole and left her crying….. but this Latino was way crazier and unpredictable. I didn't know what i was dealing with and my first priority was to get out of there unharmed. So i decided to pretend that i felt the same way about her too. That i also loved her and was excited about the prospect of having beautiful babies together.

She finished giving me a gobby on my knobby so i rose to my feet and walk back into the bathroom. The bleeding had stopped. As im cleaning my face she called her boss and cancelled her work for the following day so we could spend all day together. I finished cleaning the blood off my face. I walk back into the bedroom. I noticed that she had her laptop open and she was on expedia looking for flight deals to Melbourne as i had before mentioned that im from Melbourne and am leaving on Monday and she wanted to spend more time with me. I said to her, "Don't worry about booking flights to Melbourne, i would rather spend more time here in Sydney with you because i love you and realize that we should be together". I couldn't make any of this shit up. None of this shit sounds believable so i knew i had to get the video camera out and secretly record her craziness just to prove it. I have reviewed the videos and theres nothing great on there. I guess all i can say is, the longer your in this game for and the better you keep getting, its inevitable that you are going to eventually come across some fucking weird girls.

Now to carry out my plot in order to get out of there….This is where i just agreed with everything she said and made her feel like i felt the same about everything...the conversation went like this..

We are 2 beautiful people. You are tall and handsome and im very sexy. People like us should be have many babies together.

I know. I completely agree. Im so glad i met you. I may have just met you tonight but it just feels so right to be with you.

I want you to cancel your flights to Sydney and spend the week with me so you can cum insie me many times. Our babies will be beautiful!.

I know you love me and care for me so you will understand that i need to go to the doctors right now to make sure that im in good health after having a blood nose. My family and I have very serious health concerns when it comes to blood noses. I have to know that im completely healthy and that everything is ok. I have to leave right now, go to the doctors, get myself checked out and make sure im healthy. Once i know im ok i will come straight back here because i love you and i want to spend my time with you. You do love me and care about me and want me to be healthy as a first priority don't you??

Yes of course. Please go to the doctors now and make sure everything is ok with your health. Once your better come straight back here and we can continue making love. I have cancelled work tomorrow so we can spend all day loving each other.

I put my clothing back on. I don't have her number yet so to make my acting more solid and believable to her i needed to get her number to make it seem as if i will be getting back in contact with her. However She is sneaky. She grabs the phone outta my hand and types her number in my phone and hits call. I quickly grab my phone and press end just a second before it could register my number on her phone…farrrrkkkking close one mouth fucka!!! But its all good. I kiss her, tell her i love her and that i will be back after i have been to the doctors. Then i walk out, close the door behind me, go down the elevator and back out onto the streets.

Farrrk!! I start walking back towards the clubs just as it hits me what just fuckin took place. Holy shit that was a crazy weird experience. At this very moment i was freaking the fuck out in my mind. The acousticninja frame had officially been broken and the feeling of fear was running through my veins. My mind is now completely scattered as i walk over to World bar. I walk in, Hyde greets me with a beer. I drifted through the club in a weird daze for the next hour drinking more beer. I go outside and have a smoke with CoffeeComplex in attempt to alleviate some of the stress in my body. Im scattered but still talking to girls.

Things still had gotten even more eventful as i was just about to discover…Alexander~ was recording highlights for his upcoming hot-seat tonight, and his past student Tom was the camera man for the night. As im finishing off my cigeratte in the outside area, I see Tom walking over towards me with a security guard holding Alexanders~ video camera. Ohh fuck, Tom had been caught filming inside the club. I noticed i had several missed calls from Alexander~ and a few msg's. Alex had split as he is wearing a wire and transmitter so it was landed upon me to retrieve his camera from the bouncers. Ok lets skip forward a scene. Tom and I are now standing outside the club with several bouncers and the police. I had to make up some waffle bullshit to get us off the hook and get the camera back. After a bit of waffle the police reviewed the footage to make sure there wasn't any illegal recording. They were looking for "upskirt" or "any plot or organising of terrorism". The police were cool about the situation and said this is the weirdest situation they have come across in a long fuckin time. Anyway they reviewed the footage then gave Tom back the camera and let us go without having to delete any footage. Farrrk what a weird fuckin night i have had tonight aye….

After this im over tonight and eventually make my way back to the apartment and call it a night. As i walk into the apartment i Burley Brawler walks out with a tall girl that he pulled from World bar earlier… fuckin Casanova!

Also Scooterman just arrived with a little blonde hottie with good tits and a good ass. We were both sleeping on the couches in the living room. After tonight i just wanted to escape tonight and wake up tomorrow with a better headspace. I turned his couch around so its facing towards the balcony overlooking the city giving them a nice romantic view. This way i wouldn't have to see them fucking. I threw on space music on the ipod and escaped the world till i fell asleep.

Goodnight saturday!!


Sunday...

Hyde woke me up Sunday, im feeling awesome. We go to kings cross to get some decent breakfast. As we are walking back we buy and swig at some scotch on our way back home. We smash that bottle down and get hammered. I pass out for a few hours. I wasn't going out tonight. I planned to catch up with the tall, very hot girl from Friday night. She was the only sane girl out of all of them i met this weekend. Her mum headed off to Sydney for the week so she has the house all to herself. 8pm i head over to hers. I introduce her to the "Alf Stewart-rape dungeon" videos on youtube. She loves it. Awesome sex over that next several hours. I make her produce that amazing elusive female ejaculation.
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She asks me if i smoke weed. I said yes i have a few times. Then she asked, "how about smoking bongs?". I said, "i haven't inhaled marijuana through smoking a bong but there is always a first for everything so lets have a crack!
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She breaks out the bong pipe. We smoke a couple of rounds. I coughed my fuckin lungs up everytime. It chilled me the farrrk out. We continued to have more amazing sex. I head off back to the apartment. As i walk in, the Sydney and Melby crew are all huddled outside smoking fat joints. Haha fuck yeah. I joined in for a while. Hoops was tripping the fuck out…Soon after we marvelled over the crazy weekend that had unfolded for all of us. We all called it a night. Lights out.


Monday

Back to Melbourne. Cheers to the Sydney crew for your hospitality. You guys are all lose cunts.

The end cunts!!

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