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May 24th, 2013
Naked Man is hilarious and works
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Level_Up

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Join Date: 01/29/2012 | Posts: 256

 Last night, I went on day 2 with a chick I numbered 3 months ago.

I picked her up and I intentionally left my wallet at home. So I went back to my crib and told her to wait on the couch. I look in the mirror and say I dont like my out fit, wtf. 
I take everything off in front of her and am in my pink boxers...

I say " man, these pink boxers are gay too".. off they went

I turn to her and say " quick one before I get changed"

she was already on her knees
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sucker4love

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pics or it didn't happen
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 well I am not in jail am I?
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Dr Feelgood

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Level_Up wrote:
 well I am not in jail am I?
Deliberate illogicality. I like it.

Besides, they have internet in prison.

Besides, there is sand around it and it's blue on the inside!
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Dr Feelgood wrote:



Level_Up wrote:
 well I am not in jail am I?
Deliberate illogicality. I like it.

Besides, they have internet in prison.

Besides, there is sand around it and it's blue on the inside!
yeah but seriously, I am just making up the story so all these cool usernames on here can read this, and then do the naked man and get their asses handed to them by the chick, then the cops, and then the black dude who really will do naked man on them in prison.
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 no, but seriously, it did happen
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hamiltonontariopua

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 I can vouch for the naked man. Its like the foundation of my game. one time I had a girl tell me wow you just naked manned me and it worked. I was like what? and she tells me about some episode in some show where the topic of the show was about doing the "naked man."

Shes like "when I saw it, I was like theres no way that would work on me, I guess I was wrong"

Its all about the naked man. Its never failed me once.
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NewDude

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Join Date: 05/12/2011 | Posts: 874

 Breaking news at 11: Girls love dick

Can't say I do the naked man, I just whip my dick out. Works 83% of the time!
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 True,

I have come to realize no need for escalation...

if I am alone with her. She is fucked...
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stianosaurus

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excellent.

does naked man work for fat guys? naked fat man? or is that a different technique?
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JoeStriker

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Join Date: 12/17/2011 | Posts: 129

Watch the How I Met Your Mother episode... the Naked man is infact the naked fat man.
Its more a statement of balls than a display of physique

Not that I've ever tested it...
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