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Austin FT/HS Tyler/Julien (Was it real?)
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 Austin Tyler/Julien (Disclaimer: stripper=hot girl)

some sarcasm in this review, I’m not actually racist, right?

I love Austin. Is this a real city? The girls here are really hot. Hot girls are everywhere. Every girl you talk to is super cute. (I still madeout with a fat girl or two just to keep it real).

So many hot girls you start to feel abundance mentality just b/c abundance here is blatantly CLEAR. I think the girls are very aware of this, so they know they can’t fuck it up too bad when they talk to you.

Especially when they talk to dave7 and they say “oh dave I love your 10% body fat it’s incredible how attractive you are.”

I’m used to gaming in Washington, dc. I’m not complaining there are cute girls in dc. But not that many of them, and plus they act much hotter than they are in part b/c there is less of them, also b/c of east coast stressed out mentality, and b/c they are all in law school so they think that makes them more physically attractive. But if I were to never get out of DC then I wouldn’t know any better. There are hot girls everywhere to be honest so it’s not that bad. I’m still leaving DC ASAP.

But go to Austin and you realize how much better it can be. So it’s like, why the fuck live in Washington dc? Seriously there are no good reasons to lolzzzz.

Go to the whole foods in Austin and get an “almond delight” at the smoothie bar. It’s the best shit ever. Whole Foods world headquarters is in Austin, no excuses to not eat healthy while you’re there.

Anyway.

6th Street in Austin is the best street game in the world. Watch Julien’s video, that’s how it is thurs/fri/sat. Idk what hell, it is like what the fuck is going on here this is super epic, is what you’re thinking when you go to 6th street. It’s basically as if you were having a dream of picking up girls in an amazing adventure land.

A lot of the girls here are friendly too. Some are bitches but who cares.

It’s the hot girls and the experience and the adventures, pure adventures. THAT is why you should go to RSD Free Tour and Hot Seat. If you can go to the events in a cool city that you want to visit. Take a bootcamp too, I just can’t really personally promote a bootcamp b/c I’ve never taken one myself. But if I had the opportunity of course I’d do it.

Every time I go to a city for rsd events it’s a sweet new adventure. WTF this is so lucky. Always really cool rsd dudes that I meet. This isn’t fair. I feel like I’m cheating at life.

You get to meet famous rsd guys like synergist and roadrally. I didn’t know chinese guys could game so well. And ceoarob. On friday ceoarob helped with my text game and so then I spent the night with a really cute girl. Got some lmr though but ceoarob wasn’t there to help with that unfortunately LOL. I got the tip in, does that count?

God damn so lucky that rsd does these events and adventures in all these cool cities. What the hell. It’s not fair.

You just hammer amazing pickup advice and experience from Thursday through Sunday.

You probably don’t get home until 8am on Saturday morning b/c you were hooking up with so many stripper hos on Friday night. And then you go to Hot Seat on 3 hours sleep, which is probably 3 more than Owen got b/c he probably met that many more stripper hos than you did. And then in Hot Seat you’re kinda delirious and just getting hammered with pickup videos.

And then Owen says he just ate some pizza and spilled pizza sauce on his shirt. And you’re thinking, “wait, that can’t be right, Tyler eating pizza? I must be trippin, hallucinating on my lack of sleep, he must have said “kombucha” instead of pizza, or maybe it was “almond delight”. But if it was “pizza”, then it was probably the universe that spilled the sauce on his shirt, trying to tell him to have a kale salad next time.

And then you see Tyler out at 6th street that night and you wonder, “how the fuck did he get the pizza sauce stains out of his shirt?”

The hot seat videos are very helpful to hammer your brain over and over. Afterwards, you say to your brain, “ok brain did you see that? That’s how you do it, pretty fucking simple isn’t it? No more complaining, let’s go hit on some girls.” And then the brain says, “Yeah no shit, hot seat was sweet, let’s go do that shit.”

And then you go to Austin 6th street and there are all these strippers (as far as I’m concerned) and you’re like “what the hell is going on here, I love strippers.”

Then you do the physical escalation that you learn from hot seat. And you feel so amazing clawing strippers and ho’s. Physical game is what I’ve personally learned from going to all these hot seats. My physical game is 6000x better than it was 2 months ago. 6000 is a lot.

And then you see the Tyler/Julien bootcamp out and you get inspired, and then more strippers come. And then all the rsd guys are making out with all the strippers and you makeout with them ho’s too, and you hope that you didn’t get some of another rsd guy’s saliva in your mouth, but at least she was a stripper.

But maybe it was a girl that Tyler just madeout with so then you have Tyler juice in your mouth which will give you SuperPimpPowers. That sounds so gross how I just said that. OMFG. No homo?

And then Sunday bonus day you hammer shit into the ground with Julien videos and this time Julien did his “Julien Method” video. He said the secret to pulling is have the mindset to “get the girl” instead of “get better at game.” Too bad Julien is leaving America for the time being. America is number one. Julien will be in Europe and Asia and he will say “Shit man, I wish I was back home in America the land of freedom and hot stripper hos.”

The best part about Julien’s bonus day was that he convinced me that I don’t have herpes.

The last adventure of the Austin weekend is when you go to the airport and you opt out of the x-ray scanner at security and then another man uses some creepy physical escalation techniques that I didn’t learn in Hot Seat to pat you down. So the next addition to the Hot Seat will be a demonstration of the “Pat Down Method.” I wonder if I’m on to something here.

I know this review is ridiculous, but ask yourself, “Do I want this? Do I want ‘dem hos?”

I’m sitting in the Austin airport right now, wondering why I’m leaving and where I’m going. Was this real?
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synergist'12

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Lolz awesome meeting you man. Btw moving anywhere but Austin is a life-destroying mistake. Just fyi
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Austin is my last chance for love.
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Lolz awesome meeting you man. Btw moving anywhere but Austin is a life-destroying mistake. Just fyi
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Thanx for this inspiring post. The post hotseat juice is leakin thru this. Thread and it has rejuvinated my spirit again after losing my own post hotseat fire to time
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LOL yes the pizza was very depressing.  I'd missed breakfast and ran out to 6th street on a 20 minute break hoping to find something before BC started, walked up and down the street a bunch of times only to discover the only option was pizza.

I used to like doing the odd cheat meal but I find now it just tastes like doughy paste.  I asked for extra tomato sauce to be smeared all over it to at least get some nutritional value but it wound up spilling on my shirt. :)  I could've changed it before going out but decided to use "I had my first period today...I'm a woman now!" (followed by an excited hug) as my default opener.

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I feel you. I haven't had pizza in almost 2 years b/c i have problems with gluten and cheese. But I often dream about pizza, and I wonder if it would actually taste as good as I dream about. 

I might steal that opener lol. Maybe I need a beard and pizza sauce stains to pick up girls. 
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LOL yes the pizza was very depressing.  I'd missed breakfast and ran out to 6th street on a 20 minute break hoping to find something before BC started, walked up and down the street a bunch of times only to discover the only option was pizza.

I used to like doing the odd cheat meal but I find now it just tastes like doughy paste.  I asked for extra tomato sauce to be smeared all over it to at least get some nutritional value but it wound up spilling on my shirt. :)  I could've changed it before going out but decided to use "I had my first period today...I'm a woman now!" (followed by an excited hug) as my default opener.

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Word up homie.
OMAR wrote:
Thanx for this inspiring post. The post hotseat juice is leakin thru this. Thread and it has rejuvinated my spirit again after losing my own post hotseat fire to time
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It's really not that good.  I was genuinely disappointed when I ate it but want to be flexible that if I'm teaching BC I'm not walking around all hungry.  Your memory of it is probably really tasty but when you've been eating healthy the dough taste like tasteless paste and overly greesy.  The best part is the tomato sauce because it has nutrients in it (well except when it spills on your shirt), the rest is kinda crap.

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That's also because you werent eating NY pizza...we got this shit on lockdown
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This makes me happier, I don't feel like I'm missing out as much, so I don't feel like I'm torturing myself by not eating sweet delicious pizza. But seriously, I do get a lot of the different tastes that my body desires from spices like cayenne pepper, jalapenos, turmeric, sea salt, and other foods like kombucha (fizziness) and healthy fats like coconut oil and olive oil. So that is why eating healthy is a well rounded activity. But I just get continually berated with temptations for sweet greasy pizza when I'm out at night and those pizza places are open till late and it smells so good. 

You should have made one of Nathan's assistants go get you some stuff from whole foods. Gotta make those interns work. 
Tyler wrote:
It's really not that good.  I was genuinely disappointed when I ate it but want to be flexible that if I'm teaching BC I'm not walking around all hungry.  Your memory of it is probably really tasty but when you've been eating healthy the dough taste like tasteless paste and overly greesy.  The best part is the tomato sauce because it has nutrients in it (well except when it spills on your shirt), the rest is kinda crap.

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Pizza is not all that bad for you.  I make my own pizza from scratch like a guido.  I put onions, mushrooms, beef, tomatoe sause and the works.  It has enormous benifits.  Arnold used to eat pizza right before his Mr Olympia contests.
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