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December 6th, 2016
Cold Approach Fundamentals - Part 2 Passing the Initial Shit Tests
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This is part 2 of a series of cold approach fundamentals articals I am writing.  If you missed the first artical on Opening, please start here:

http://www.rsdnation.com/node/220632/forum

Why do I have to know how to pass shit tests?


After you open, if you are acting confident and doing things right, you will get shit tested very early.  There is only one way to truely pass any shit test and that is DO NOT REACT INTERNALLY TO PRESSURE. You must become as Icy as the inside of a dead whore's cunt.  Have you ever seen Terminator?  When a girl starts testing you, that shit must bounce off of you like bullets off Arnold as he is coming after Sarah Conner. Also the Terminator does't react to shit, cuz it doesn't have an ego, and it only cares about completing it's mission at any cost.Thats how you need to train yourself to be around women.

I know this is easier said than done, since how the fuck do you controll your emotional response?  Well you really can't control your emotional reactions, especially if you view the girl as higher value than you because she is good looking or whatever.  If you flinch even for a millisecond the girl will sense your weakness and you will be blown out immediatelly.  If a girl senses weakness at any point throughout your entire relationship, she will contintue to test you until you break and she leaves you for another man.  Passing shit tests is not just a cold approach skill, it is a life skill that you will need even if you are stupid enough to get married (Divorce is expensive. Women are unpredictable. You do the math).

How to Identify What is a Shit Test and What is Not a Shit Test.I

If a girl does anything to challenge your authority, disrespect you, tiest to make you react to her, or simply says or does something that you do not like, then it's a shit test and should be handled like one.


Passing Shit Tests - Inner Game Tools

There are a few things you can do to help your natural internal Iceyness so you don't react to jack shit.  The first thing you can do is raise your selection criteria for what you want in a woman so fucking high that no woman can ever possibly meet it.  How do you do that?  Well for one, you need to stop judging women and yourself on looks alltogether.  If you believe looks matter, chances are if you perceive the girl to be hotter than you and you will not feel entitled to her.  The second thing you need to start doing is judging women based on the same standards you judge men.  Is she extremely intelligent, funny, have a good job, is she interesting, does she have good hygene, does she drink/smoke/do drugs, does she take care of her health, is she a positive person, is she needy, does she have mental disorders, does she take anti-deppresants, does she constantly seek validation, is she a feminist bitch, etc.  Most women fail many or all of these criteria, if you find one that doesn't then you have a keeper and you should be able to qualify her and actually mean it.  Screen women on these criteria, looks are only enough to make you approach, after that the has to earn your time.  I don't give my best effort to dumb sluts, the only use they are is for sticking my dick in and throwing them away like a used condom.  Personality first, ass last.

The next important inner game tool is to actually have shit going on in your life.  If you play Warcraft all day and don't have any real accomplishments, you need to get some.  Finds something other than women to be passionate about that also raises your value.  Mine is playing guitar in my band, having a good job, eating healthy, and going to the gym.  When you have things that make you proud of yourself, you will naturally have increased confidence and inner worth.  If pickup is your only hobby, you are going to be a fucking wierdo like I was the first 2 years into pickup lol.  Have a life goal, have adventures, do shit to create stories and an interesting life.

Progressive desensitization.  This will come with time.  After you have been approaching for a while you will have pretty much seen every stupid test girls try to pull and you will see it for what it truley is.  The girl is attracted to you, and she is giving you the opportunity to make her attracted further.  Often times, after I pass the initial shit tests, especially the hard ones, I'm in.  I won't need to do much else besides have a good time, be physical, makeout, and go for the pull.  Shit tests are the key to a woman's pants and you should welcome them.  If you aren't getting shit tested almost every set, then you aren't pushing the interaction and she views you as a harmless faggot.

Passing Shit Tests - Outer Game Tools


1.  Minimalist Strategy -  This is your default go to strategy for shit tests. If you detect she is doing something to test you simply ignore it completely and change the topic.  If she says you are a fucking asshole,  just be like "Haha Cool, so wha's your nationality."  Another strategy is to just say nothing at all and give her a blank stare that says "Really?  Are you fucking kidding me?"  Think about what you would do if you had already fucked this girl a million times and you had been dating for years.  Would you react and have a comeback for every time she started bitching or tried to test you?  Probably not, you would just ignore her and watch TV and drink your beer.  This is one that men have been using forever to pass shit tests.

2. Humor Strategy
-  This is one of my favorite ones, and one that I have been using since I was 5 years old.  Basically if a girl tests you, have a better comeback, be witty, and verbally put her in her place.  You can pick this up by bantering with guy friends, learning how to bust people's balls, and just naturally being an immature dick like me.   Watch lots of standup comedy, learn how to deal with hecklers, and actually trying standup comedy yourself are all great ways to get a skill at this. Here is an Exerpt from one of my LR's with a hot ass married chick:
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Hey cut it out with those fucking phones, they are going to give me cancer from all the radiation you generating.


Chicks start putting their phones near my nut sack.


Hey don't do that I need to procreate cuz I'm extremely fucking hot and there are already too many ugly people roaming around.

Um yeah I don't really think you have to worry about that, you aren't that good looking.

Yeah I am, my mom says so, and she knows more than you do.

Yeah maybe you should fuck your mom then.

Well uh , I'd wrather fuck my mom than..... well......like a dude or something (I shrug and smile like a goofball)
I'm sorry, I'm just a simple man and I am not well versed in witticisms and good comebacks. I'm from Cleveland so I don't give a fuck what you think because I'll never see you again, so fuck off faggot :)


Well head back to Cleveland so we can not see eachother again allot sooner.


Well the thing is you are going to see me again after I get done fucking your mom and getting her pregnant. Then I will become your new step father and bend you over my knee and spank your ass for being such a little shit.

*Girls start cracking up now and falling over laughing*

Hahaha well good luck with that, my mom hit menopause a while ago so I don't see that happening!

Shut up, you don't know what kinda man you are dealing with. I'll wrap my dick around your mom's neck and start her uterus up like a fucking lawn mower!


*Girls full on laughing their ass off with tears literally fucking up their eye makeup from laughing*

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Good people  to learn this style to froms are Joe Rogan and Jeffy.

3.  The Absurd Annoying Girl Impersionation Strategy -  This is one of my favorites and it works great on nagging girlfriends.  Basically if a girl complains, calls you a name, or acts like a bitch,  just repeat everything she says word for word in a high pitched overly exaggerated annoying girl voice.  Also make your facial expressions cartoonishly bitchy such as scrunching up your nose and sneering like a dumb nagging bitch.  It's hard to explain in words, but if the girl gets pissed off, it's working.  Pissing the girl off is a great way to pass shit tests because now she is emotionally reacting to you, and you are having fun by being annoying as fuck.  This is kindergarten shit, it still works, and it is great for self amusement as well.

4.  Push Pull Strategy -  Push pull is a great way to force shit tests so you can pass them and get the girl reacting to you.  Julien's hotseat videos are a great resource and a perfect example of how push pull works.  Basically you want to keep cycling between positve and negative reactions and simply do it for self amusement and not any logical reason.  From what I can tell when a girl gives him negative energy he simply throws it back at her and right after it hits, he reels her back in with a pull that gives validation.   The order is not important, what is important is you have to constantly give and take away validation until the girl stops testing you and submits.  Its important that when you give a negative response that internally there is a playfull energy behind it, and not some sort of malice intent to hurt the girls feelings.  Push pull is simply for your own amusement.



5. Your Mom!
  When all else fails, or you simply don't care to think, just take whatever she says and go, Your Mom!  Wash Rinese Repeat.  it doesn't even have to make sense, the less it looks like you are trying the better.  This just simply shows them that you don't take them seriously and that you could give a fuck.

You're an ass hole!
You're mom is an ass hole.

Why are you talking to us?
Why is your mom talking to you?

You're a faggot looser!
Your mom is a faggot looser!
My mom's dead!
Oh I'm sorry...did your mom die when I impaled her on my dick?


Ok I have given you pretty much all of the information you really need to pass shit tests easily.  Remember, you want to get shit tested because that is the fastest way to get attraction, and you want to be as unreactive as possible.  How do you know if you are being reactive?  You are feeling any emotion good or bad based on the girl's response instead of feeling good do to having your own fun and self amusing.
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 Cool...

I usually ignore or say "yea, yea it´s cool" or "it´s all good"

Or if she says "so you do this to every girl?" so I just unappologetically agree (if it´s true).
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nice.

please write something about becoming sexual. chit chat -> sexual vibe.
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 Thanks once again shades
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Divorce is expensive. Women are unpredictable. You do the math
LMAO! It costs WAY more than just money. Take it from a guy who spent his high school years with a single father. Such a pathetic sight :(
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Great, thanks.
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damn, good post man.  What would you do if a girl does something you dont like, like one time this girl told me to play a song she liked and I said, "okay cool, after this song is finished I will" and she was like, "No, do it right now" so I basically told her "No, after this song.  Don't be demanding" and then she went into the whole frame of "oooo im so sorry im being demanding, maybe im too demanding for you i guess" and basically just trying to bring in negative emotions.  I didnt react and just changed the topic, but inside I felt like 'damn idk if I'm handing this right.'  I felt like she was being demanding tho so i dont see anything wrong in telling her not to be like that anymore.  Later on she tried to bring it up again like i said something like 'lets do this' and she was like 'no, im just too demanding to do that' so i just laughed it off and was like 'haha nah i was just joking about that, so blah blah blah' then she cut the shit and acted cool again.  So my question is, if a girl does something that you dont want to put up with, and you call them out on their shit, and then they try to make it into a big deal... what would be the best response to this?
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