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May 21st, 2013
Chick shit on my hoodie tonight
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NamesAreHard

NamesAreHard

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Join Date: 06/15/2011 | Posts: 354

Okay, so I pretty much had the worst night up untill this: Basically, I met up with an old friend who I hadn't seen in years. It was her, 2 other girls and her boyfriend, of whom I know none of them. So I was feeling very stifled and she could even tell I felt a little uncomortable. The night was going kind of shitty (no pun intended). I only did one approach and it was just small talk with a girl who worked for a beer company so it didn't even count. I was even on the dance floor and a girl approached me and started dancing. I was so stifled I didn't know what to do and turned and ignored her. I just couldn't get into it. Then my friend's girlfriend started puking and got kicked out. She was puking all over herself and was lying on the pavenment. My friend said I could go but I wanted to make sure they got a ride first. No one was answering the phone and they couldn't. My friend basically said it's not my problem but I am a firm believer in Karma and I know it is my duty to help. I got my car and threw my hoodie down in the back seat so she wouldn't get puke all over them. We carried her into the seat and then I drove her to my friends place. After we got her inside safe I left. When I got home I went to check out the hoodie and found that there were 2 big globs of shit on it (the girl was wearing a skirt). I'm not even mad. I actually think this is hilarious and will make a great story. And if any of you are curious, I'm not telling anyone from tonight and other than telling people who don't know this girl, this will go to my grave with me.
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Georgeph

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 That's fucking gross. You should get her to wash your hoodie.. Oh my god that's disgusting lol. Good story though :)
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Starfox

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Yikes dude, if a girl was THAT drunk I would never put her in my car. It is NOT your duty to help her either, that's lame ass white knight shit that'll get you nowhere. All you should have done is called them a cab, not gone out of your way for some drunk bitch.
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AlexV

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 BLACKMAIL
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Kris-

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TBH OP Judging from the title, I thought this was gonna be a more Tucker Max style story.
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Desmond

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I feel you man. I fucked a girl raw in the ass last night and got shit all over my cock and sheets. NOT OKAY.
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scottsdale

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I always feel bad for Taxi drivers when I see yet another girl being dragged into the car all blacked out and potentially vomiting and projectiling shit everywhere. Its the main thing I think about when a girl is fucked up. Nasty
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UtopiaFive

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hmm what did it taste like?
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alienantfarm

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mangina much?

The story would be BETTER if you showed her / the friends proof of the "shit jacket".

First off, maybe you'll get a new jacket, secondly - maybe it will be a lesson to her to not drink so much...
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NamesAreHard

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No man, people can make fun of me all they want, I'm not telling anyone that knows her. My car is all good and I have a hilarious story so I don't even give a fuck.
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