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June 19th, 2013
I Masturbated With a Rabbit
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Hotdog

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I Masturbated With a Rabbit.

I used to think the moon was the other side of the sun.

I had sex in a children's matinee performance of ET.



I've started telling girls all the really retarded and embarrassing things I've done and its amazingly cathartic.

I'm not doing it to disgust or even impress them, I just realized that just telling people these embarrassing things makes me completely shameless.

Tonight I opened by telling a girl this and it just blew the fuck up.

I masturbated with a rabbit when I was 14.

Rabbit looked at me.

Rabbit: This is so happening

Me: I dunno I feel kind of dirty

Rabbit: You know you want it

Me: Oh my god you are so fluffy.




The girl was on me like a pedophile in a playground

New rule for the rest of my life, be 100% shameless
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tyler0351

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I'm all about saying retarded shit too!

Somehow my conversation the other night lead to me saying that I wanted to shoot potatoes into the windows of a Pringles factor with a potato gun.

Unfortunately I went inside my head because I was trying to figure out if after you caused all of the property damage with the potatos, if you could just tell them to keep the potatos to pay for it.

But I need to know --- is there any truth to the rabbit story? His vocabulary seems a little advanced for a rabbit.
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Haze~

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Haha werd. Go deeper Hotdog.

I won't bother to intrude on your discovery but just remember what I said about authenticity and vulnerability.
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Hotdog

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@Haze - I remember what you said, this is me being 100% vulnerable its not just some crazy shit Im saying to girls just to get a reaction or as some 'i just talk shit' tactic.

It is totally true and something I always felt a bit shameful of when I was young. The reason I started doing this was to just bear my soul, Im thinking of those things I feel a bit embarresed about and using them as topics. Its insanely powerful and really cathartic at shedding any drop of embarrasment. Once youve said something you are really embarresed about to a girl you feel free to express yourself 100% normally.

What could be more vulnerable than that :) Its the shit for both inner AND outer game, fucking dynamite
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Haze~

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Yes, exactly. It is powerful and not just for the girl but ultimately for yourself.

In fact, even more so for yourself. I mean this is a topic that brings tears to my eyes because of how awesome and beautiful it is. The insane joy you get from being 100% free to truly just be you.

I really believe as a man, this is your ultimate gift. To be able to roll up to a girl and be 100% real and authentic. No bullshit, no schtick, just being you, completely content and completely happy with nothing to hide.

I think you understand the implications but yeah, good shit dude.
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Oh so your all giddy because you got a girls attention? As opposed to this Gem you posted? Makes sense now.
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Hotdog wrote:
I Masturbated With a Rabbit.

I used to think the moon was the other side of the sun.

I had sex in a children's matinee performance of ET.



I've started telling girls all the really retarded and embarrassing things I've done and its amazingly cathartic.

I'm not doing it to disgust or even impress them, I just realized that just telling people these embarrassing things makes me completely shameless.

Tonight I opened by telling a girl this and it just blew the fuck up.

I masturbated with a rabbit when I was 14.

Rabbit looked at me.

Rabbit: This is so happening

Me: I dunno I feel kind of dirty

Rabbit: You know you want it

Me: Oh my god you are so fluffy.




The girl was on me like a pedophile in a playground

New rule for the rest of my life, be 100% shameless

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Hotdog

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@sucker

Both posts are actually just about being honest and bearing your soul we are all just works in progress. Except you of course you seem to have no issues at all.
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 LOL perv

(great post dude, well done!! going to use this asap)
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Best fucking thread on the forum!

Faisal.
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Hotdog

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Going out in a few hours and gonna do this again

Im not trying to get a 'posative response' let alone from every girl I talk to and I think that's why it worked. Its not my whole game its just a shock to her crocodile brain and she pays attention, Im doing it to become shameless in the field.

I say stupid shit to girls all the time, this is different tho because its something I would normally sub-communicate some level of shame with, its about pushing my comfort levels and being brave enough to put the 'real me' on the line. Im not trying to 'please' girls or find some tactic which works its about bettering myself and becoming fully congruent and self-accepting.

Im going out with magica tonight so I'm gonna try to embarass myself all night.

just a tip but if your going to try this yourself dont try to 'make it work' that's just outcome dependent just do it for shits and giggles yourself.
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Haze~ wrote:
Haha werd. Go deeper Hotdog.

I won't bother to intrude on your discovery but just remember what I said about authenticity and vulnerability.


Excellent, and Haze's "go deeper" is even better. The freeing feeling just shows how much POWER we give to women due to wounds ( all tied up in shame). Shame is a goldmine. But don't forget the real value of shame: LIMITS. This shows you the edge of your identity because it sees power in real ways. There's an idea of what you can and can't control. You're HUMAN.

The thing is, once you've got an inner life you're not ashamed of, you don't NEED to say that stuff...you could...but you don't need it to be free. You already feel free. From that standpoint, others just FEEL you without the need to demo. And consider how much empathy for women...all people...you're building. Imagine the natural non-needy LISTENING skills.

Very cool thread.
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