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May 23rd, 2013
What's your favorite opener?
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#21
Rocco Siffredi

Rocco Siffredi

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Join Date: 06/10/2011 | Posts: 407

"I have an itch. Down there. But I'm too embarassed to scratch it. Can you help me out?"

...and they reach down there and rub it. It's hallarious...
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- I'm here just to share who I am. And if there's only one person on this forum who benefits from my rants, it's worth the time put in it.
- Value your struggle. You don't know what you have. Once you're able to go to the most exclusive venue in town, on your own, dressed like shit, tired from work, exhausted from the gym, on Tue night... and still pull a dime piece... the game gets little boring.
- Stop asking questions here, aim to go out 7 nights a week, workout, meditate, live life on the edge and read Ozzie's book. Then come back and share what you learnt.
- Nobody here talks about heartbroken stalker girls, threatening pissed off boy friends, chlamidia... What universe are you guys living in???
- Jeffy has 9 balls... and a book that's pretty damn good.
- Used to be a product of human society for way too long. It's time for human society to be the product of me.
- Consumerism turns people into soulless asexual robots. I, on the other hand, like to fuck (with) real human beings.
- HOW TO BECOME THE MAN: www.rsdnation.com/node/202332
- haha you read it? you suck!
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#22
ivan

ivan

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Join Date: 06/21/2008 | Posts: 40

 Who lies more? Men or Women?
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#23
scottsdale

scottsdale

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Join Date: 10/23/2007 | Posts: 1419

"Frisk me!"

been using this on the street... Has resulted in a few instant handies so far. Will experiment further.
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#24
Fred E. Rick

Fred E. Rick

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Join Date: 11/02/2010 | Posts: 1034

"U MIRIN' GAINS?"

"Tell me. What don't you like about yourself (credit to Nip/Tuck)?"

"Do you believe in life after love (credit to Cher) (no homo)?"

No matter what she responds with, you then say, "I can feel so many things inside; I really don't think you're strong enough girl."
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Right action knows no limits.

The only game I have is Candyland.

Arousal begets arousal.

Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

Michael Jordan: "I know what is within me even if you can't see it yet...I have something more important that courage. I have patience. I will become what I know I am."

I wear my heart on my dick.

Everything is internal.
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#25
ambiguity

ambiguity

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Join Date: 10/28/2009 | Posts: 5210

Jersey Hammer wrote:
We all use them.  I've tried the bunny hop Owen style HI! - it was Easter weekend, so it was appropriate.  I usually just say -  Hey I'm Jersey!  What's your name?  Of course - it is all about delivery, and not what you say.  But, what do you guys usually say?
Personal favorite from my natural days, "Don't I know you from somewhere?" Before they answer, I cut them off, and come back with some absurd response.
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Jlaix: You are rather cheeky I admit but the self amusing authentic avi makes it impossible to hate!
Tyler:This is ultimately one of the keys to the game -- viewing EVERYTHING AS A JOKE. It's ALL funny.

Tim:`How can I make this fun?
brad:This thread got Ambiguity banned, you can thank me later.
Zack G: Ambiguity is becoming the Howard Roark of RSD!

Alex: "The famous ambiguity!" + "This is what happens when your naturally attractive; cheekyinnit#!
Ambiguity: I don't chase, I replace.



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#26
Sweet Toof

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Join Date: 04/10/2012 | Posts: 265

 I go to bars mostly with emo and indie girls and I like girls with that sort of unique'ish style, so my opener is "you look interesting, I have to meet you" or some variation on that. If the girl doesn't respond very warmly, I'll follow it up with a challenge like "but are you nice?", "but are you as cool as you look?" etc. Works well for me.
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#27
Julien

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Join Date: 04/05/2008 | Posts: 479

+1
Whoremouth wrote:
 New favourite opener is adventure

from Julien
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#28
J0akes

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Join Date: 07/16/2011 | Posts: 414

 I like. "Hey I havn't met you guys yet *extend hand of god style* Im J0akes"
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#29
CharlieT

CharlieT

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Join Date: 02/07/2012 | Posts: 167

 I generally make shit up as I go and sometimes I stumble across a line which seems to work awesome, and I use it like 70 percent of the time every night for a couple of weeks, then it gets stale on me and chicks stop responding well. 

My latest - "You have fantastic bone structure!"

It's pretty sweet, but yeah it's become a bit gimmicky and not working as well as the 1st night I used it...It looks like Tyler might be posting a video on this soon, def looking forward to it. I used to introduce myself a lot, ala Tim. That's a pretty good default. Wanna try Hand of God tomorrow night. As per Julians video openers are pretty over rated though, less here than in other PUA companies fortunately.
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#30

pringles

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Join Date: 04/28/2009 | Posts: 1085

 'oi slut!!!'
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