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December 5th, 2016
Tales of a Sex Addicted Narcissistic Player
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Chrysoberyl

Chrysoberyl

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Join Date: 02/28/2012 | Posts: -1

 Yo.

Man the fuck up or die.

I've been in the game since October of 2011, for the pruposes of recording these few brief awesome fucking months, I will post a few reports from January 1st of this year on (when I began beasting with an awesome motherfucker mynameisjosh, who taught me most of what I knew). 

I've since had some crazy fucking experiences, and they are only getting better and more ridiculous, I will be posting some of the fun ones (as my memory slowly fades).

Enjoy.
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LeftHand

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Hahahah "(Beryl: “it’s ok, I’m a minister, we’ll break your vows, then I will
help you renew them”) her husband comes by (Her husband: FUCK OFF!!!”
Beryl (icy) “only if you buy me dinner, I am going to do unspeakable
things to your wife”. Husband: FUCK OFF!” Beryl (ignores). Husband sees
that he lost and leaves set, wife is boring; eventually husband
apologizes"

 HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN!!!???! You're verbally making sweet sweet love to his wife's ear and he apologizes to you? Hilarious. I must have lost it laughing 7 times while reading your posts, this is awesome thanks for the inspiration.

"I quickly think, and pull the chick and my friend to an area in my
condo complex (THAT HAS NO CELL PHONE RECEPTION LOL!!!). I am hoping
that her roommate will leave after getting straight to vm for 20 mins
;)." Lol brilliance.
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#2

roadrally

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Join Date: 10/12/2009 | Posts: 2026

 Dude! Fucking boss! I read your thread initially a couple days ago and I was like wtf that looks like mynameisjosh. Turns out you guys are buddies. 

Thanks for posting this shit up. I definitily learn from LRs. 

I was just asking mynameisjosh about making the pulls go down with resistance from the girl. This LR is  a perfect demonstration for that.
I had two oppurtunites for possible LRs in the past couple weeks but could not close the deal. I wasn't able to push past the resistance.
I didnt realize how much persistance it could possibly require to make it happen. All my closes so far, the girl has just been pretty chill about it and followed me around little - no resistance. 

This girl seemed like the LR from hell almost. But you pushed through all the crap and made it happen. Thanks again for posting this very comprehensive write-up up on RSDN for the peeps (like me)
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roadrally

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Join Date: 10/12/2009 | Posts: 2026

I see, I think what you are saying is...
When resistance comes up she says sone stupid shit like I need to meet my friends. We can't go etc.
Then acknowledge her logically with words
But pay attention to her emotions which is what she is really saying.
If her emotional state is positive despite her verbal bs green light carry on go.
If her emotional state is not positive then spin her, make her laugh whatever to get her emotions positive then proceed.

Did I get what you were saying correctly?
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I just want to enjoy amazing girls. Crazy what sort of journey ive embarked on pursuing this quest.
My adventures in Dallas - 2013
 My adventures in Austin - 2012  
Tyler/Julien, Honolulu Bootcamp July 2011
Tyler hotseat2 x5 (2011-2012)
Alex hotseat x2 (2013)
girlslovepenis.tumblr.com 
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#4

roadrally

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Join Date: 10/12/2009 | Posts: 2026

HAHAHAHHA WTF

You guys are insane
Chrysoberyl wrote:
 - Feb or March? - 2012 

All the shit is starting to blend together, but this  (even being a day 2s - which generally bore the shit out of me) is FR worthy:

Preface - text game (see attached photo) basically the chick flipped and wanted a d2.

We set a day 2 for Tuesday at 7 pm ish. I say fuck it, why not. Monday (day before) of I tell her I will call - I don't. Tuesday I tell her I will call earlier (I don't). Instead I call at the last minute and she tells me the comedy club is cancelled, but that she will make me dinner if I come over (WTF?! awesome!). It's fucking on.

As I'm leaving to her place, she texts:

Day2girl: "we are at the house right by the palm trees"

I think about it for a second (I'm thinking either, I don't give a fuck, but I'm curious, and the chicks wants it whatever I'll ask). I text her 
Beryl: Who's we?
Day2girl: Me, my boyfriend, and my roomate, is that ok?
At this point I think about it for a second, and decide that I have a couple options: 1) Do nothing and stay home 2) Go, have dinner, chode out) 3) I'm going to MAN THE FUCK UP AND GO FOR THE PULL!!!!!!!! I pick option 3, as my text below indicates:
Beryl: FUCK YES!!!!

I drive 20 minutes to her place (lame) and bring two bottles of champagne. I pull outside of her house and she asks if I see the red SUV. I tell her I do and she say's that she's here. Me being awesome and thinking it's her in the red SUV; I go up to it and knock on the window and she opens it. (Keep in mind I can't fucking remember these broads anymore, so when I go for a day 2, generally I have no fucking idea who it is or what she looks like, unless it was very memorable or a slow night). I start gaming the chick while she's in her car, LOL. Turns out it wasn't Day2girl (I asked if she was after a bit) and I was gaming her hot neighbor. We continued the interaction and for some stupid reason I thought if I tried closing it may affect my odds with closing the Day2girl (day 2 chick that had a boyfriend and roommate). I bail and call Day2girl, ask where she is blah blah blah. Her boyfriend steps out and shows me in (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!).

Immediately upon entering; I navigate through the army of chodes (her boyfriend, her roommate, 2 of her friends, all male wtf)  and go for the pull (I left my champagne in the car for a reason ;)). I tell Day2girl I have a present for her and that she has to come with me to my car. I grab her hand and pull her out immediately. I go for the make out and commit like 20%, doesn't happen. Shoot, well I'll try again in a bit, whatever ;). I understand that the Car Pull isn't happening at this moment - fuck too many variables. 

We go back inside and now I am down one bottle of champagne - fuck. We proceed to have a family style type dinner with prayer and grace and shit (HAHAHAHHA!!!).

Dialogue begins (keep in mind, boyfriend, roommate, army of chodes are all present and this is around a family style round table):
Day2girl: Oh no, did you think this was for sex?
Beryl: This is for sex. Usually by now I would have fucked you and sent you home already.
Day2girl: Hahahah too bad for you! 
Beryl: I will fuck you, tonight.
Day2girl: Hahahahah
Beryl: Girl, I'm fucking serious, I'm going to rail the shit out of you so hard that you'll be walking funny for days. Your will be sore as fuck.
Day2girl: (some bullshit I don't remember, that doesn't matter, prolly a shit test or something, but at this point she can tell I'm serious).
Beryl: I really like your tits.
Day2girl: Thanks!
Beryl: Show me them later.
Day2girl: No!
Beryl: I'm not fucking around, your tits will be out tonight, and I will be fucking you. Your boyfriend can have seconds.

Army of chodes: Insults, insults, insults.
Beryl: Ignore them and game the chick :)).

At this point, I'm at a loss, so I tell them the most fucked up, sexual shit I can think of - my life, past several months, and goals for the future :). I tell them that I have a lil competition with my friend (Mynameisjosh) of who can fuck 100 new women first this year; I tell them some of my stories and the entire time they are throwing shit out, her roommate is offering tons of praise etc. her boyfriend continually trying to insult me, Day2girl is throwing continual shit tests, trying to test my reactions when she calls me fucked up etc etc etc. I ignore them all and continue my ramblings. I continue talking about the most depraved shit ever. 

I earn a new nickname for the night "The Fucking Minister" I wear it like a badge of honor. Finally the boyfriend starts looking to me for approval; I deny him, and get him to admit he slept with a hooker while being with this chick (apparently this chick knew, but it's fucking brilliant - now it's ok for her to fuck other men and she's reminded of it :) !) I go back to ignoring the chode.

Now I start telling Day2girl about more shit I want to do to her. Heat starts to turn up fast, and we are still at the lil christian-like round table. I get physical and start feeling up on her and shit while we're seated next to each other. She starts telling ME about how she wants me to fuck her. FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I tell her this will be the night of her life that she will tell her grandkids about. She goes for my cock over the pants YESSSS!!!! I grab her amazingly awesome gigantic tis and ring them like an old fashioned telephone and say "Dialing Tokyo". I pull back for a second; AND THEN I GO BACK MOTHAFUCKING IN. I start undressing her shit at the dinner table. Her blouse is like halfway off and I'm going to fuck this right here on the table, audience or not I don't  give a fuck. She's doing little moans and shit - IT'S ON!!! 

Then comes the boyfriend, oh fuck i forgot about that. He went around to the kitchen, and is now overlooking a lil counter facing the table. He has a bottle in his hand and tears of fury (oh fuck) "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND OR I WILL FUCKING BREAK THIS OVER YOUR SKULL". I can tell he is serious; I calmly reply "Totally" and stop undress his gf Day2girl. Fuck it, it's over. I talk for a bit, more sexuality but less intense since  I'm now risking my health. 

I go to leave, chick starts walking with me FUCK YEA IT'S on. She starts feeling my shit up again but I can hear her boyfriend, and logistics are fucked (if i go for the car pull, i risk broken windows). I briefly consider trying the car pull anyways, but end up just leaving. In hindsight, I should've pulled her to the car and then left & had her turn off her cell phone :)))). Oh well, next time. this was fucking intense as shit.



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I just want to enjoy amazing girls. Crazy what sort of journey ive embarked on pursuing this quest.
My adventures in Dallas - 2013
 My adventures in Austin - 2012  
Tyler/Julien, Honolulu Bootcamp July 2011
Tyler hotseat2 x5 (2011-2012)
Alex hotseat x2 (2013)
girlslovepenis.tumblr.com 
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Tezer

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Join Date: 01/14/2011 | Posts: 973

Awesome journal, how old are you anyway and how long you been into this shit?
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#6

roadrally

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Join Date: 10/12/2009 | Posts: 2026

Dude, you're an animal.
Keep posting the LRs
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I just want to enjoy amazing girls. Crazy what sort of journey ive embarked on pursuing this quest.
My adventures in Dallas - 2013
 My adventures in Austin - 2012  
Tyler/Julien, Honolulu Bootcamp July 2011
Tyler hotseat2 x5 (2011-2012)
Alex hotseat x2 (2013)
girlslovepenis.tumblr.com 
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LeftHand

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Join Date: 11/12/2007 | Posts: 1104

Thanks for the response, that was as detailed and clear an explanation I could have asked for. Your Fucking Minister story blew my mind, I was actually speachless for 30 seconds while realizing how important it is for me to start doing what I want and dealing with the consequences after the fact. Luckily I've always been able to difuse fights too, the only real problem I've ever had was when one night I ended up hittting on three different girls with boyfriends over the course of my stay in Tavern. When I was chasing after a couple of girls outside the bar, one of the boyfriends and his two buddies sauntered up to my friend and ended up chasing him for a few blocks. Luckily my friend is an ex marithon runner, but I almost inadvertently caused him a lot of pain. These days I don't ignore boyfriends when they get upity.
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"One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the
critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the
best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he
knows that every day is Doomsday"
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
FR's detailing my progression
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Tezer

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Best FR running at the moment, it's teaching me the meaning of 'full intent' instead of beating around the bush. Nearly had my first bathroom pull cause of this fucker - aim of the game is to push boundaries, and say a big fuck you to the consequences.

How are you with daygame, do you water it down or still go hard given the chance?
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#9

roadrally

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 WIN !!!
PICS DUH
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I just want to enjoy amazing girls. Crazy what sort of journey ive embarked on pursuing this quest.
My adventures in Dallas - 2013
 My adventures in Austin - 2012  
Tyler/Julien, Honolulu Bootcamp July 2011
Tyler hotseat2 x5 (2011-2012)
Alex hotseat x2 (2013)
girlslovepenis.tumblr.com 
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#10

mcali297

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Join Date: 04/29/2012 | Posts: 1

Yeah dude. More pics , all the time!
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