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June 18th, 2013
Wow Green Smoothies ==> Energy, Mental Clarity, RAGING HORNEYNESS
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 I'm doing this tonight.
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daveDB wrote:

Busking for Pussy wrote:
Question.

After blending all the ingredients (broccoli, carrot, spinach, beet, kiwi, water) i am obtaining between 1 and 1 and a half liter of this substance. Do you drink it all in one serving or just drink a cup?
drink it all thumbs upshades
Seriously?
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 I'm drinking one of these damn things right now. Konstantine makes them every morning right after he gives me my daily bj  
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Cat

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Recently I've just gone for the "get it done" method:

kale
swiss chard
spinach
carrot
cucmber
water

Drain it.

BTW I will eat 10g of fish oil 10 minutes before this to ensure I am absorbing all the vitamins and minerals from this drink.  You will literally see the difference in the color of your urine (it will be less yellow).
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Then I follow it up with 1lb 85/15 grass fed beef cooked in 3 tbspn grass fed butter, salt, pepper, italian spice mix, and tomato paste.

THAT is the shit that makes you horny.  
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jaydum

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are you just supposed to blend all this together and drink it straight up? i dont have a juicer only aa magic bullet... im worried about ingesting all that excess stuff
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lmao I use a blender, Brussels sprouts + asparagus + broccoli + spurlina + vitamin c, lol but you will know when its about to come out the other end, it smells the same :P iv also experimented with kefir and kombuncha, kombucha can have serious negative effects if you drink too much but we brewed it at home so ours was pretty strong. Kefir will set you right, cheese, smoothie w/e it eats milk and poops out your goodness.
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Busking for Pussy wrote:

daveDB wrote:

Busking for Pussy wrote:
Question.

After blending all the ingredients (broccoli, carrot, spinach, beet, kiwi, water) i am obtaining between 1 and 1 and a half liter of this substance. Do you drink it all in one serving or just drink a cup?
drink it all thumbs upshades
Seriously?
yes, dont be a pussy :P.
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After reading this thread last month I decided I needed a blender. Yesterday was payday and I rushed into a shop and bought a 65O watt heinner blender. Not sure it it's good or not, but I made my first green smoothie attempt this morning with broccoli, kale, cucumber, spinach and a banana. It tasted bad but it was drinkable. After drinking it I felt dizzy for a few hours, dunno why. I'm adding carrots and apples tomorrow.
Btw, does it matter if the stuff I put in it are frozen? I couldn't find spinach anywhere so I bought a frozen package that resembles a brick, but still it's spinach lol.
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 Fresh spinach > Frozen spinach cuz there is more vitamins.

650 watts is a good amount. I got my 600 watt blender for like $50.
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