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December 10th, 2016
Wow Green Smoothies ==> Energy, Mental Clarity, RAGING HORNEYNESS
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RSDNationer

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 So, for the past week, I've been trying out green smoothies. Its fucking awesome, if you do it just right, it'll end up tasting like a Reeses. lol.  Here's what I've noticed from drinking a green smoothie every morning: -Less hungry during the day. This thing is packed with fiber so I'm full most of the day. -Mental Clarity. I feel more awake and I think better. It is as if my brain game is better. -HORNY AS FUCK. Dude, I walk down the street and get boners at the girl's in front of me's ass when it jiggles as she walks. This is way better then horney goat weed. -Soft stool. lol. So here is my recipe so far. I'm using a magic bullet so it ends up being about one serving: -One banana. -Two scoops of Peanut Butter. -Two parts Spinach -one part kale -one part collard greens. Load all the spinach, kale and collard green into the magic bullet. Blend into a liquid. Add banana and peanutbutter. Ends up tasting like a smooth Reeses. I might try adding berries to it too. I've tried doing just straight spinach, kale, and green but that taste DISCUSTING. I've tried fruits liek apples and pears but I don't like their small chunks in my smoothie.
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high_maintenance

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What liquid do you use? I tried making something like this before but without something like pineapple juice it always tasted a bit rank
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Rosebuddpoo

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do you cook the greens the night before, or just chuck em all in?
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Ryan

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Yup, greens are the real deal.  Load up!
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 Sweet man sounds good!
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dave7

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Is this a real question? It doesn't even make sense? Lol. Use raw greens.
Rosebuddpoo wrote:
do you cook the greens the night before, or just chuck em all in?
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RSDNationer

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 LOL. Yeah, RAW greens. Just break them up with your hands and throw them in there.

I don't use any juice except for a little water to get the blender going. I think 1 banana for a Magic Bullet works very well. Also, the peanut butter gives it a great texture and taste.
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jlaix

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 the one we do at home is 

honeydew melon
apple
banana
kale
cucumber
ginger
shit ton of ice

the ice and ginger make it... otherwise it just tastes like lukewarm vomit
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Tyler

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Nice!

ADD BROCOLLI AS WELL.

You need those cruciferous veggies in there.  The brocolli is the most important out of all of them.

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kale is so fucking disgusting.

I tried once and made something so vile...and it was like...a big portion of just frothy kale and other shit...will try it again with a better recipe but wow...it is GROSS

You guys throw the stem in or just the kale leaves?
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Nice but SCREW the Peanut Butter. If you know that it's THAT GOOD for you, what do you care how it tastes like? I take a green powder, it tastes like vomit but I enjoy drinking it knowing how good it is for me. Drop the peanut butter, cut it down to half, then to 1/4, then just drop that shit.
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