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May 26th, 2017
Why don't girls masturbate?
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meetjoeblack

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Join Date: 12/19/2011 | Posts: 281

mikeco wrote:
Saw a cartoon once:

Two small children -- boy and a girl -- both looking down their pants.

Boy brags pointing down his pants: "I got one of THESE!"

Girl sez: "I got one of THESE. And with one of THESE I can get as many of THOSE (points down boyz pants) as I want..."

So true. Its difficult to when I factor in how much effort and time I have spent. Then, if I were to win the lottery, get a gf or even get sex, how long does it last for? If I actually win the lottery, become a millionaire, suddenly, I am a lot more attractive. Obviously, I am not suggesting just living life on a lottery ticket but, so much seems to rest on luck and chance.
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Twolife

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Amazing1985 wrote:
This is probably irrelevant, but I'm still just curious. Why is it that girls don't play with themselves as much as guys do?
Are you retarded? Do you really think girls are made our of holy spring water of Atlantica, Shining like platinum, soft like a fucking sheep?

Refer to 2:30 or just watch the whole video:



You think they don't masturbate because they will never fucking reveal any fucking hints that they do. They're like fucking ninjas, masking any trail that would even make us think they do (ok maybe not, because a lot of people already know this shit except for you.)

Here's Tyler being a nerd:
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#13

DukeDevlin

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 OP needs to talk to more girls
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#14

JohnnyCanada

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Its probably equal but girls cry more after they masturbate
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90% of the girls that I know own a vibrator, and I'm pretty sure they use them to.
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Crunch

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JohnnyCanada wrote:
Its probably equal but girls cry more after they masturbate
Tears make the best lube...
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Courage

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Yes girls masturbate. Not as much as guys though from what I understand. Also from what I've seen usually its girls that have already had sex.
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#18

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Prostate massage is the massage or stimulation of the male prostate
gland for sexual stimulation or medical purposes.The prostate takes
part in the sexual response cycle, and is essential for ejaculation.
Due to its proximity to the anterior rectal wall, it can be stimulated
from the anterior wall of the rectum or externally via the perineum.
Prostate Massager
was once the most popular therapeutic maneuver used to treat
prostatitis.We report a case in which a regular prostate massage
(chronic prostatitis) turned into a life-threatening event. After the
prostate massage, an enormous periprostatic hemorrhage developed.
During hospitalization the patient developed an embolic insult to the
lungs.
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Cat

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It's physically impossible for women to masturbate.  Field tested.
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It's physically impossible for women to masturbate.  Field tested.
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