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Thanks dude.  Glad you like the field reports.  I spend allot of time on em and even more time actually going out lol.  I'm going to keep updating this so stay tuned for more adventures.  I'll check out your reports too.

OU Saturday Night:

Ok I'm kinda pissed that I didn't get anywhere the previous night.  Me and my brother meet up with Ambony at the Pita Pit  next to where all the bars are at.  Ambony's Fraternity (Which I am an Alumni of) was having a party on the balcony across the street from all the bars.  We go in, its mostly dudes, and a few girls.  Apparently one of these girls is skanky as fuck and fucks a different guy every weekend.  My brother warns me so I don't get my dick destroyed by STD's.  She is ok looking, but there is nothing to be learned from just banging a skank, can be fun though :)  Duuuuurrrrrr talk to guys for a bit so everybody knows who I am.  My brother wants to rush the frat so I wanna be cool and not start shit to get him in trouble. 

We bounce to this other party which is less crowded, but has more girls.  I walk to the back kitchen area and start hitting up this big circle of girls.  All 6s-7s.  One of the girls was pretty cute, but was in highschool.  I'm throwing out the claw, just blabing about bullshit, socializing.  It's kind of not the right environment for just trying to pull some crazy shit.  *I fucking suck at other people's house parties.  I only got laid at parties where I knew allot of people in college, expecially when I got my own house and knew fucking everyone.  That was the shit, I was an ultra pimp back then.*  Two girls who are moderatelly attractive try to get free beer from me if they make out with eachother.  I decline since I have seen hotter girls than them make out in front of me for free, let me join in, and fuck the shit out of both of them.  I make them aware of this by showing video of such an encounter that I have on my cellphone.  Then I turn my back on them in disgust and walk out to the smoking area where there is a cute blonde and a hot girl in some kind of pirate shirt.  I bust on her for looking like a pirate,  claw her in and flirt.  She is obviously wasted and has ADD.  I'm stone cold sober and still haven't gotten used to dealing with drunk bitches when I'm sober.  I can do it at the bar no problem because the girls are a bit older and can hold their booze.  We start throwing empty beer bottles out the window trying to land them into an open garbage can 5 stories down in the alley.  Ambony shows up, obviously buzzed pretty good.  Starts hitting on Pirate girl, she likes it for a bit then he looses her attention for a split second and she bounces inside the apartment.  Some other girls come out with him, I say some stupid shit and creep one of them out and she goes back inside. 

This is the point I get pissed.  Ambony, who also studies pickup, told the other hot girl I was talking to that I went to a pickup seminar in Chicago and that I pick up girls all the time and try to bang them.  Then he tells me, "Show her dude, pick her up right now"

I basically want to punch him in the dick at this point.
"Nah man, she isn't my type"

The girl actuatlly seemed pretty dissapointed.  Looking back I probably should have just played along with it and just went full beast mode, but my Ego Deffence mechanism activated.  I wasn't expecting such a douche move from my friend.  I taught that punk everything he knows about the game, faggot lol.  So now I am basically pissed.  Walk downstairs and decide to run some street game.  I'm totally out of state so I just approach the first group of girls I see.  All my brain comes up with is asking if they would like a free hug.  It failed, then they asked me for some ciggarettes.  I said fuck you to the girls and ran away lol.  Then Ambony started making fun of me for getting blown out and criticising my approach.  I'm thinking: Fuck you faggot.  You don't know a god damn thing, all you know is how to get drunk and run shitty frat boy game.  Been thare and done that 5 years ago!  Wait till you get to the real world punk and see that pimpin ain't always easy.

Dur, dur dur.  Run around try to do some street sets, get blown out a couple times,  kind of almost get momentum going but I loose it before I hit the threshold, slide back down in to chode oblivion for the rest of the night.  I challenge Ambony to do better cuz he keeps talking shit, he tries and sucks dick while I make fun of him for a change.  Then he gets mad at me for pressuring him.  I point out he was pressuring me the whole night and now he knows how it feels.  He has to bounce to do some school project.  Me and my brother surrender and go to the hookah bar to chill.  We hang out for a few minutes and like 50 FOB Asians show up out of nowhere.  2 Hot Japanese girls that don't speak english sit next to us.  I have no idea whet to do and am totally inside my head and pissed off so I don't do shit.  Then like 50 loud ass black dudes and 50 annoying ass Indian kids storm in the hookah bar.  They being all loud, knocking shit over, and pissing me off.  We finish up our hookah and head home.  All around the weekend was a complete failure and I passed up so many opportunities because the environment wasn't what I was used to.  I am comfortable as fuck in bars, but I have to start doing pickup in other places.  I'm going to start working on online game and talking to girls at the mall, street game my neighborhood full of college chicks, and try and keep going to OU when I can to  mack on some college hoes.  I will be ready next time.

Bragging time/Crazy Story Time:  What can happen after sticking with this shit for years.

6 years solo pretty much. I had a good wing for a while but he got girlfriended up and now I've pretty much surpassed him lol. If you want to do shit with a wing it is best to find 1 guy who is really motivated, isn't scared to approach, and a guy you would hang out with besides picking up chicks. My wing moved in with me and it was pickup 24/7 for about a year. We both got laid allot, had some 3 ways, passed girls around like free candy. Word of caution though: You can't progress in the game especially the first few years if you rely on wings/friends to go out with. You gotta hit it hard. A good wing can push you when the chips are down and is really usefull for 2 sets of hotties, or to distract a bachelorette party while you steal the bride to be :)

One of the top moments of living with my wing in the house is when we both had hot ass girlfriends, I had already banged the girl he was dating before they ever met, in a 3 way, with a different girlfriend, of which I have on video on my phone, so it was kind of a wierd situation.  Sometimes we would just sit back with a beer and watch our girlfriends eat eachother out and fuck eachother.  Anyways  one time his girlfriend was in his room lying around naked because the AC was busted and she was hot.  I was banging my girlfriend and blew my load all over her tits.  I tell her to run in the room and give my wings girlfriend a naked hug with my cum all over her.  His girlfriend freaks out cuz she has cum all over her now and both the girls decide to take a shower.  I get a brilliant idea and barge in to the bathroom and tell the girls I just have to pee.  I then proceed to open the shower curtain and piss all over both of them while they scream and laugh.  I then get into the shower and take a shower with both of them.  He thought it was hilarious when he got home and we told him all about it :)

Later that year after we ditched both girls, we gathered up a group of new college Freshmen.  Neither one of us went to school there anymore, but we lived on campus.  We had literally 4 hot 18 year old college girls who were all bisexual.  Everyone fucked everyone in the house (besides the dudes ofcourse ewwwww, you are gay if you even imagined that ) for about 4 months.  One of the girls eventually became a hardcore lesbian, but she still messed around with us.  She brought over her hot goth lesbian girlfriend with huge tits and my wing fucked the both of them with both his dick, and a strapon the girls brought over, at the same time.  He just stacked both of them up doggy style and put each thing in a different hole at his discretion.  I also had some encounters with these crazy lesbians and educated them on the finer points of oral sex and G-Spot squirting orgasms. It was an insane time.

Some of my other good wings were some awesome Brazilian naturals I hung out with in college. 2 of the dudes fucked over 100 girls but they were jealous of me because I had a hot blonde girlfriend, and we consistantly pulled girls for 3 ways at their parties. I taught them 3 some game, they taught me how to be persistant as a motherfucker, make out with a girl after being rejected 15 times by the same girl, and how to be a natural.

Best wing I ever had was my ex girlfriend in college. She was a sex addict and totally into banging other chicks but had no idea how to go about it. We were like a 2 man assault team on my college campus. We had 7 3 ways, one giant orgy in the Brazillian dudes basement, and I got to bang 3 girls at the same time in the attic of my fraternity house that had a pile of dog shit in the corner of the room lol. Our first 3 some was actually with my friend's sister :) The best 3 way was when I brought my girlfriend and another girl to my fraternity formal and had a 2 night 3 way sex romp in the hotel room. My fraternity brothers who always talked shit about me trying to pick up girls all the time walked in during the middle of one of our sessions and their eyes about fell out of their fucking heads. One of my top moments in the game. God I miss college :P

If anyone wants me to elaborate on any of this, or wants to get an idea of how you might be able to pull this kind of thing off, ask away.

Basically, I spent years studying pickup as if it were my religion.  I practiced obsessively, hit on girls at every opportunity, and simply just went after all of the crazy shit that I thought was impossible.  If i just acted like whatever was happening was completely normal, people fell into my frame.  I can hold my frame NO MATTER WHAT unless somebody has a gun to my fucking head.  Every facet of my life was and still is  all about pickup.  I spent years brainwashing myself with dilusional confidence and extreme self worship.  I developed a true love for the game and thought everyone who didn't get it was a faggot.  I have absolutely ZERO respect for women, but I can fake it.  I have absolutely ZERO respect for CHODES.  I don't give a fuck what my parents think, what girls think, what my boss thinks, what my friends think, what the government thinks.  I basically walk around all day envisioning myself as a fucking king.  Like Ghengis Khan in a fucking tent with 1000 concubines that service my dick all day.  That is how I see myself when I look in the mirror, HOW?  I simply brainwashed myself and Faked it till I made it.  I walk around telling everyone I was a huge pimp and did all these awesome unbelievable things OVER AND OVER AND OVER.  Eventually it got ingrained into my real personality and I started believing my own bullshit.  After that all of the shit that I used to lie to people about actually started becoming true.  LAW OF ATTRACTION AT WORK!

After I had my first 3 some I went into extreme GOD MODE.  How did I pull that off?  I watched the Jeffy show 10 times in a year, memorised all of Jeffy's awesome 3 some stories about Chess club,  read his field reports, ripped them off, modified them as if they were my own stories, then told them in explicit detail verbatim to a girl I had just started banging.  She believed I was some kind of sexual god and after we got a 3 way with my friend's sister on our first try, it now became solidified into my reality.  After that we just kept getting 3 somes, reinforcing my reality even more, and now since I actually was this Crazy pimp, I JUST WENT FUCKING NUTS.  Everyone thought I was the fucking shit, and I was.  I think the insane amount of bullshit that I fed everyone I knew forced my ego to step the fuck up really fucking fast lest I be found out for being a fucking lier. 

Guess how many girls I had fucked when I had my first 3 some?  Two. Two girls, that was it.  I had one girlfriend that I got in highschool that I dated for 3 years and got really good at sex.  I read pickup material throughout that entire time, then when we broke up I read the Game, got on and downloaded every single bit of pickup material that I could find and blew through all of it in the summer before I went to college while going out to the bars/malls/beach every single day integrating everything as I went.  Then I didn't get laid for almost a year and a half!  Obviously I did not have the field experience to back it up, and of course this was around 2007 so I was using canned material bullshit with no proper training or calibration, but i powered through it.  Kept reading, kept going out.  I got some dates, some make outs, pulled girls home and couldn't close the deal, so it wasn't a total loss.  It was just enough to give all my chode friends the illusion that I was a big pimp and enough hope to keep me going.  Then I finally got off the plateau when I got my first lay after my ex girlfriend.  She was a total slut, like for real.  I fucked her within two hours of meeting her, and then just kept fucking her for a little bit.  Then I turned all that shit around and got on the 3 way train of glory.  In two years I slept with more girls than most guys will ever sleep with in their entire lives.  My total right now is 48, not too impressive by some people's standards, but I was in exclusive relationships with awesome women for about half the time I have been in the game.  I never fucked a fatty or an ugly chick. 7s and above.  I didn't get into the game to fuck fatties, my first girlfriend was pretty hot sot that is my bottom standard for the rest of my life.  I fucked a bunch of sevens, a bunch of 8's, a handful of 9's and only 3 girls I would consider 10's. Not bad considering how much of a blast I had enjoying the process and all of the awesome friends I made along the way.

What was I like before?  A dude who lived in his mom's basement, played MMORPG's 15 hours a day, played guitar, and had only 1 real friend that wasn't a relative.  I hung out with my cousins allot, my brother, and his friends.  Needless to say, my little brother learned a thing or two from me, lost his virginity at 14, got laid allot in highschool, and has a girlfriend that looks like Tara Reid in American pie 1 only with a prettier face.  He will probably get married young since he sowed his wild oats young and never developed an addiction to pickup lol.