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1000th Post = BEST FIELD REPORT YET!  (well should be 1000th post but some flame war I was on got deleted :( 



Yeah, so I know most fags do their 1000th post on the main forum detailing their enlightening experiences about the game, but I would wrather brag about my awesome adventure in Chicago this weekend, cuz fuck it.

This weekend was pretty kick ass because the stars just aligned for me in every which way....then ended up fucking me in the ass later lol.  To start off I landed a sweet internship opportunity with RSD where I will be working on their websites, building up some new resume stuff and work experience, while getting access to some pretty sweet perks to take my pimping skill to godlike status.  My wingman newstuff18 was set up for a 1 on 1 with Brad in Chicago and there was a last minute student who ended up coming, who was a pretty cool dude with good daygame skills from what I saw.  I'm friend's with Drama who is the instructor assistant in Chicago and he told me to come out to roll with the crew.  Brad was cool with it as well, so I got to tag along and hang out while they ran program and fuck around with some chicks while students were in set.  It was really cool seeing how a bootcamp really goes down and all of the shit that goes into it.  I can definatelly say that if you take a program with Brad, you are gonna get lots of  in field attention, accurate feedback, and see him demo on the hottest chicks in the club.  He was able to pick up on stuff that my wing was doing that I didn't even notice after going out with the guy for months hitting shit hard.  I definatelly noticed a gradual improvement in his ability to stick in set longer, and being more consistant with hotter looking chicks.

THURSDAY NIGHT

I roll out to meet up with the Bootcamp Crew at a bar in Lincoln Park,  The place is pretty steady for a Thursday and I spot my wing already in set with a group of chicks at a table.  I run over to the bar and grab a beer, beer prices at this place were ungodly cheep!  Brad and another RSD intern roll up to the bar, and I introduce myself.  It takes him a few seconds to figure out who the fuck I am, but its all good.  We shoot the shit for a while and watch while Newstuff18 is in set.  It looks like he is going good, and he is supposed to just keep plowing as long as he can as a warm up drill.  Me and the other intern help find potential sets for the students to hit up, and point them out for them.  I did my best not to give any advice, since that is a big no no for  interns.  We just let the instructor do the teaching, and we wing the students if they need help, and the students winged eachother.  Somet sets had huge groups of chicks so we needed to throw more dong into the set just too keep them all occupied lol.  This place was a pretty decent bar scene, it reminded me of the area in Cleveland where I started out learning shit.  It had hot girls, was a little crazy, but no loud you can't even talk.  Drama shows up later on and now it's time to hit shit up for real.  We move the bootcamp next door to a new venue that has a few sets.  I spot some asian chicks and open them myself to get warmed up,  Drama pipes in and we start tooling eachother for fun.  Her friend gets bored and they wander off,  I say some crazy shit as they leave to pump my own state: "Hey come back, you guys wanna snort some blow off my cock?"  We all are laughing our asses off.  Brad and the other student end up hiiting those chicks up in the street and do pretty well from what I saw.

We head over to this louder club type bar, and go nuts.  I start grabbing random chicks as they walk by, students terrorize a bachellorette party and the bouncer tries to talk shit to my wing.  Brad is taking turns winging the students on different sets and giving feedback.  This free's up me and Drama to have some fun.  We hit up a few things and nothing really sticks.  Towards the end of the night the students are locked in this 3 set and the hottest girl is just sitting there unoccupied.  I'll call her Bargirl cuz she is a Bartender at some place in town.  Drama tels me to go get her, so I just roll right up and get in her grill. This is what goes down.

Rock:  I see you noticed that some very romantic motherfuckers are busy sweeping your friends off their feet.
BarGIrl: Yeah whats up with that, is that what you are here to do to me?
Rock:  You damn right, you are like seriously one of the hottest bitches I have seen in a long time.  You fine girl!

*Drama whispers some shit into here ear*

BarGirl:  He just said you guys are gay together! hahahaha
Rock:  Yeah, I'm on top and he is on bottom.
BarGirl: hahahahahah OMG

*Drama whispers some more shit*

BarGirl:  What the fuck!  He says that both of you want to fuck me at the same time!
Drama:  "Yeah come on, it will be so awesome!"   or some shit can't remember, too loud.

Rock:  Dude piss off, don't fuck this up for me, this girl is special and could be the one, we have a special connection and you are being a fucking creeper.
Drama: Ok lol sorry man, I am totally being a creeper hahaha

I was so full of shit.  I made him believe I was actually pissed at him to blow him off, but that is actually just how I would have gotten rid of anyone.  Actually he was probably just trying not to be a dick lol.

Rock: Hey want me to prove I'm not gay?
BarGirl: How are you planning to do that?
 
I lunge in and start making out with her for a good 10 seconds.  She digs it, I get her number since the bar is closing and make plans to bounce to a bar that is open later.  We try to meet up but the bar ends up being packed and the crew can't get past the bouncer.  We this pretty much wraps up the night .

FRIDAY Day Game

I grab myself a delicious Chicago pizza with Newstuff18 and we head over to Michigan Avenue to hit on some chicks in the shopping areas.  We meet up with the other Bootcamp student, since he wanted to daygame too.  We are officially off bootcamp so I am free to fuck around with the guys and do whatever i want.  We have a pretty sweet time.  We get to the foodcourt in one of the shopping malls and Newstuff18 is totally not feeling this mall bullshit.  Since he is the one taking bootcamp, he is the one who needs to be pushed to open.  At this point I'm like 3 weeks in to my 99 day challenge and fucked 2 hot chicks  already, so I am pretty much in state all the time.  Every time I open a set, bitches want to fuck me immediatelly and I get a number since it's day game.  At this point him watching me isn't gonna help much since we have two totally different styles.  He is like a totally chill laid back dude who just sucks girls in with his calm chill energy and physical game, and I'm  a billion dollar mouthpiece, pimp game spitting, shit talking, smart ass, mother fucker with no social inhibitions lol.

I spot some cute girls at a table, send Newstuff in.  He ain't having none of it.  This is way outside his comfort zone.  I point out a few more, then he finally just goes in and chats this girl in  a food line for 2 seconds.  The ice is broken.  He goes in and chat's up a cute redhead.  He pull's her back to the table and we hang out for a bit.  She has a boyfriend, but she is pretty cool and we have a friendly chat.  Some people come over who are working on a scavenger hunt and we take a picture planking or some shit.  The other bootcamp student rolls up to meet us (didn't get his RSDNation name and he doesn't post on the forums).  I just start pointing out sets and this dude goes right in with no hesitation.  He hits on some girl with her mom, and some hot girls walking around the mall.  Eventually he locks on to this cute blonde in a red dress and goes on an insta date for like 2 hours.  Me and Newstuff go around for a bit hitting on girls.  We even end up hitting on a pregnant married chick by accident lol, she wasn't that prego and we couldn't see the ring, so it was an honest mistake and she was very flattered.  I think we made her day.  After the otther bootcamp student come back we start walking down Michigan avenue.  I spot a cute girl trying to get petitions for green peace and walk up to her.  I make eye contact and she starts trying to get me to sign some shit.

Green:  Hey, do you know about Green Peace?!

Rock: Yeah, Fuck the environment I companies to make as much profit as possible to boost the economy and I want to end the EPA entirely.  I'm also a global warming denialist.  Man made global warming is all bullshit, the entire solar system is getting hotter at the same rate as the earth, its all cause by the sun and everything you believe in is a lie.   (I really said this, and yes this is really what I believe lol)

Green:  OHHHH Really!!

Rock: Hahaha, actually I'm just Trolling you.

Green:  What is trolling? I think I have heard of it.

Rock:  It is where you go on the internet and post things to try to piss people off for your own entertainment.

Green:  Hahahaha oh I see, you had me going there for a second.

Rock: Yea I'm only in town till Sunday so I can't help you with any of your Green Peace shit.   Do you need me to sign something?

Green: Yeah there is some coal plant that is polluting the environment and we are pettitioning to stop them.

Rock:  Won't that mean that the entire city won't have electricity and tons of people will loose their jobs?

Green: No, we just want them to make it cleaner.

Rock:  Ok that sounds reasonable, where do I sign.
Sign the bullshit.

*And here comes the transition from normal banter, to pickiung her up*

Rock: Anyways, you are really cute and you seem pretty chill.  What are you doing after?  Come hang out with us tonight, we are gonna party it up downtown.

Green: Oh my god that sounds AWESOME!

Her pupils dialate and body language seemed like she was totally DTF right then and there, but she had a supervisor making sure she got all the signatures.  We exchange numbers and I give her a hug, I never end up calling her cuz i still trying to meet up with the Bargirl from last night later, and I wanna hit shit up with the Chicago crew.  Seriously, that is how easy it is to do day game.  Just chat, tell the girl she is cute, seed the meetup, and grab the number.  If you spend like 5 minutes a girl, you can rack up 100 numbers in a day in downtown Chicago easily with pretty cute chicks.  Most girls don't get hit on in the street by dudes how know how to be smooth, or if they do it is rare.  Hone your daygame skills if you can, especially if you life in a big city or college campus.  The best girls to approach are the ones just standing around, moving sets can be done but, it is a little more tricky.  Follow up on all your numbers the same  evening before you go out to see if you can get any girls to meet you, then just get laid, if not head to the club.

FRIDAY Night

Tonight shit gets more intense.  We go out to more difficult venues and everyone hits up girls hard.  We meet up at a good late night bar in downtown Chicago to warm up and get stamps to return later.  My wing is in set with the other student.  There is a cute blonde from Lithuania and a cute asian chick.  The other student ejects off his chick to get some feedback and try some new sets.  I jump in and wing my buddy, but the asian chick is kind of boring and unreceptive.  I am not warmed up and kind of tired from day gaming for several hours on the streets of Chicago.  Newstuff sticks in and I guess ends up making out with the Lithuanian chick.  She ended up texting him allot the next day and wanting to meet up with him, but due to the logistics of bootcamp weekend and pimping all day, there was no opportunity to do so.  I guess he gonna hit her up in a week or two when he heads back to town.  I go on ahead solo to the next bar, which is loud and a little more challenging to make sure that there is enough girls and the line isn't too bad.  The place is packed with 8s,9s, and 10's.  I tell my wing to head over when they done over there before the line gets too big.  I grab a beer and roll around opening a few sets, general socializing, and getting into the rythm of the night. 

The bootcamp crew rolls in and we immediatelly start hitting up girls.  I scouted out a few sets ahead of time and point them out to the guys.  Brad and the other intern hit up some cute indian chicks at a seated set.  Both my wing and the other student were very good at just going in and hitting stuff up, even some intimidating stuff.   The whole purpose of this bar was to build up momentum for the hardest craziest place at the end where the real show would begin,  the night lasted about 7 hours non stop, so we had to pace ourselves.  One particular set stands out.  I send Newstuff18 into a pretty tough set of 6 really hot club chicks dressed to impress.  He gets in and immediatelly gets shit tested by this blonde polish chick.  I see he needs help so I jump in to distract her while he switches to the friends.

Rock:  Hey whats up?
Polish:  Is this guy your friend trying to talk to me and my friends?
Rock: Yeah,  he is a good dude.  I came over to see what was up.  I think you are really cute.
Polish:  Oooooohh you think you can get me just like that?  You are not my type!  You can't get me blah blah blah, shit test shit test..........

She just rambles on a bunch of shit, I wasn't paying attention to anything she said, I just stayed solid like Ice and looked at her in the eye and stood 4 inches from her face.  I could read by her body language and the fact that she was qualifying herself to me about how hard she was to get, that she was just full of shit and that I could get her.

Rock:  That's cool....
Polish: blah blah blah
Rock:  You are really starting to blow your chances with me,  my attraction for you is going down every time a word comes out of your mouth.

I start scanning around the room, checking out other chicks while she runs her mouth.  Then I look back at her when she stops talking.

Rock:  Yeah, I can prove I'm your type in about 10 minutes.
Polish:  Oh yah, how you gonna do that?  You just some douche bag!  I don't believe you!
Rock:  Well that is how long it will take for me to take you back to my hotel room and fuck the shit out of you.
Polish: Hahahaha. blah blah blah

I really can barley understand her with the loud music and the accent, I'm just in the zone and chill, pinging off myself, paying attention to her body language.  The eyes tell me she is getting more attracted.

Rock:  You have a beautiful smile you know that?  I love girls who take care of their teeth, girls with shitty teeth are fucking gross.
Polish: Oh yeah, what are you a dentist? *She is blushing now,  I grab her hand and interlock fingers.

I notice Brad jumped in on the friends, and my wing disappeared.  I vibe with the polish chick for a bit.  I think I could have grabbed her and started making out with her, but I just take the number instead since I want to hit up some more stuff tonight and help my wing out.  I wasn't that attracted to her,  the logistics didn't look good for pulling, it was still early, and there was more fun to be had.

Me and the other intern hit up these two cute Asian chicks.  Turns out one of them was from Cleveland too,  I claw her in and she seems pretty receptive.  Then she starts hustling me for a free drink.

Rock: Sure lets go!

The girls start walking to the bar, and I just leave lol. We bounce over to the after hours bar that we started at.  Everyone is trying to get in and it's fucking packed.  Brad just gets right the fuck in immediatelly since he knows a thing or to about getting in to this place, then Drama get's in cuz he knows the guy.  It takes about 20 minutes till everyon is inside and the place is nuts.  Students start going right into set.  Newstuff18 starts macking on some really cute chick.  Then the chick gets passed around between Newstuff/Drama/Brad  since they all fucking around trying to steal the girl from eachother.  Drama ends up with her and i see him running his physical escalation stack from his forum post by the boo.  The chick is totally into it, panties probably soaked, and he makes out with her right away.  Touche my good friend, well done.  I help scout out sets for the other student since he is having a hard time adjusting to the insane amount of stimulus.  I chat with him for a bit to help him relax and wing him on a few sets. He is kind of nervouse so I just tell him, "Dude I'm like 230 lbs and an expert in Krav Maga,  you are my bro,  if anyone fucks with you I will break their fucking jaw, I don't give a fuck."  This kind of made the dude feel a little invincable and put a smile on his face, it's something I do when one of my friend's is scared of mixed sets.  Allot of guys are afraid of confrontations with other dudes, so when you got backup it can help you relax.  He starts hitting up some hard shit and really going for it.  Drama spots these two really hot chicks dancing that are just blowing dudes off left and right.  He goes in, gets blown out, the students go in, gets blown out, now It's my turn so i decide to have fun.

Rock: "Hey guys!  Would either one of you like to hold my dick while I take a piss?"

Girls give a look of disgust and we all laugh our asses off.  Believe it or not, that line has worked for me like 5 times.  The rest of the night is kind of a blur.  Brad starts trying to pull 10's from the VIP area, there is some shit going down with hot spanish chicks, and it was just overall chaos of hitting up girl after girl and fucking around.  I'm practically ready to pass out and head back to the hotel around 4am empty handed and completely drained of willpower.

SATURDAY NIGHT

I have been texting Bargirl since Thursday and she seems pretty receptive.  This chick was really hot and I think I have a good chance of fucking her.  We tried to meet up on Friday night, but her friends went to a different club.  She has to work until midnight on Saturday and doesn't plan on going out after cuz she partied too hard.  I suggest that I stop by her work before she gets off to hang out, and then we chill back at the hotel.  She sends me a text: "That sounds AWESOME :)"  so that looks like a good sign.  Newstuff18 rolls out to do his bootcamp and I chill at the hotel for a bit.  I text her around 10:00 saying I will show up around 11:00.  She says that she got cut early and she is just haning out at the bar drinking.  I tell her I will head up right now.  I take a cab way the fuck out to Wicker Park and it runs me like $15 with tip.  I walk into where she was at and can't find her.  I go up and order a beer and ask the Bartender if Bargirl is around.  She tells me she just left a few minutes ago.  I am like fully pissed, there has to be a mistake.  I check around the place, and I can't find her.  I shoot her a text that I am at the bar.

BarGirl: Omg I just left!
Rock:  Are you coming back?  I just took a cab all the way out here and it's about to rain.
BarGirl:  Hahaha no I'm not coming back.
Rock:  Ok Thanks.

Fucking bitch.  She totally punked me for no fucking reason.  It's cool I know her name and where she works.  I'll just send Drama after her and he will fuck her in the ass to avenge me for this bullshit lol.  I'm just so fucking pissed off right now.  I decide to walk for a bit back towards the city to save a little money on cab fare and just to calm down.  No matter what, I am determined to get some fucking pussy before I leave Chicago.  I will not let some bitch ruin my night,  the fury is now full force.  I hail a cab and tell them to take me to the place I know the bootcamp guys will be later in the night.  I figure I will just hit this venue till they get here, get warmed up and have fun with them.  I am still a bit pissed so I down 2 Vodka redbulls.  I start chatting with random dudes at first, then i start chatting some girls, getting pretty relaxed now.  Some Asian bitch falls by the bathroom and is puking all over herself.  She looks like she is seriously fucked up.  I run to get help and grab a bouncer, he starts handling it.  Everyone is staring at this, so I just keep chatting with chicks who are horrified about what is happening.  If find when something crazy happens, it is easy to talk to people about the crazy situation and go from there.  I roll upstairs and spot a cute short brunette in the corner.  I just walk up close and make  eye contact really close.  I'm totaly in the zone, just hypnotizing her with my eyes.

Shorty: Um, are you ok?
Rock:  You are really fucking cute,  I don't know what it is, you just have this certain look that is totally my type.
Shorty: You are so full of shit.
Rock: Look in my fucking eyes bitch and tell me what you see.

She just holds eye contact for 3 seconds, and I just go in and start making out with her.  She is really getting into it after a few seconds.  I'm grabbing her ass, and pinning her up against the wall.  Her friends see this and start freaking out.  We stop for a minute and they try to take her away.

Friend: Hey lets go dance, this is your favortie song.
Shorty:  No thanks, I don't feel like dancing.
Rock: Your friend belongs to me now, there is no point in even trying, don't worry I will take good care of her.
Friend:  Where are you taking her?
Rock:  My hotel room, don't worry I'll give her a ride home, I have a car, a GPS, and I'm sober.
Friend: Ok Give me your number so i can call you to make sure she is safe!

Give her the number.  Make out with shorty for a good 30 mins untill i finally get her to agree to leave.  Shit is getting pretty hot, I'm like fingering her in the corner through her skirt, making her horney as possible.  I go for the pull and as I'm walking out the door Brad and Drama walk in.

Brad: Hey man whats up!
Rock: Later dudes, good luck!  *Dragging the girl out the door without skipping a beat*
Drama: Nice!

As I walk out the door I see the rest of the Bootcamp crew and give everyone high fives as I walk down victory lane on the way to the nearest taxi.  Seriously it couldn't have been any better timing than that.  I just have this shit eating grin on my face and nobody even knew I was meeting up there.  They all through I was fucking BarGirl and bam I just appear out of nowhere pulling a girl out of the club.  it was sweet.  

We get in the cab and she tells the driver to go back to her place, she said it is close, so i don't argue.  I just keep making out with her and start sucking on her tits and fingering her in the back of the cab.  The driver is like Etheopian or some shit and i can't understand a fucking word he says.  He isn't paying attention though, and the girl didn't seem to give a shit.  We get to her place and it turns out the bitch doesn't have any money to pay for the cab so i gotta shell out the money.  After I pay the guy I count my money and realize I don't have enough money to get back and this chick is drunk with no car.  I'll figure this out later.

I take her in the house and we got straight to her room, she has to pee, and comes out totally naked.  We fuck for a bit and its pretty lame sex since she is getting tired from drinking.  Her pussy is really tight, her face is cute, and her body is sexy, so I don't mind that I'm fucking a star fish.  I'm almost about to cum and she tells me to stop, pushes me off, rolls over and goes to sleep.  I try to keep going and she just tells me to stop.  I am totaly pissed off with a boner at this point.  I decide to pull a dick move and jerk off all over her hair and pillow while she is sleeping so she will wake up with a sticky load all over her lol.  Now I gotta figure out how the fuck I getting home.  I don't have enough money for a cab to take me back to the hotel,  so I get a genius idea.  I find the girl's purse and check her wallet, she has like 5 bucks in there, so I grab it and put the purse back.  I figure it ain't steeling since I payed for her to get home and it's her fucking fault for not going back to my hotel and dragging me way the fuck out to wherever the fuck I was.  I need to get back so I can check out of the hotel.  I grab all my shit and put some clothes on. I hail a cab and get home with $1 to spare and give it to the driver for a tip since its all I have.  I go up to the hotel and pass out on the air mattress.  What a fucking weekend.

Prologue 

Ok there isn't any good pickup stories for Sunday, but it was pretty interesting.  After a glowing night of victory I head down to my car to head back to Cleveland.  My drivers side window is fucking smashed and my GPS is stolen off the dashboard.  MOTHER FUCK!!!!!!!  I have no Idea how to get home without that thing.  I am such a dumbass for leaving it out, but it was a shitty old TomTom worth maybe $50.  I just chill, clean up the broken glass all over my drivers seat and head down to the Best Buy on Michigan avenue.  I park in a secure garage since my window is busted out.  $26 fucking dollars for parking 60 mins.  I head to Best Buy, get a new GPS, grab a sandwhich and head home.  As I'm leaving Chicago some fucking birdshit flies through the window and hits me in the arm.  FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!  I drive for a bit, and keep missing turns because I'm fucking with the new GPS, I can't hear it cuz the window is busted out and the wind, so I gotta look at the damn thing and the road together.  I get to the turn pike and all looks good.  I coming in a little hot towards the toll booth and a state trooper is sitting right there that I don't see till the last minute.  The cop car starts flashing and he is pulling out to come give me a big fucking ticket.  After my last ticket, there is no fucking way I paying another one.   I manage to pulls some sick ass driving and pull off an exit right before the toll booth.  I totally dodge the cop and he goes the other way flashing with sirens and all pissed.  It was a pretty close call, but a victory that made me feel good about all the other shit that went wrong.  It was smooth sailing from there and the end to a great trip.

Oh yeah I remember you, I saw you macking on some serious hot chicks.  That place got fucking crazy on friday.  Next time I'm in town, we should hit some shit up.