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#31
Beast Von Gandi

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1-2 Punch

A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.

Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.

You: If you like that, then check this out.

*You whip it out*

You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
Tyler wrote:
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Tyler wrote:

 It's weird how this works but the 1 - 2 punch is so good I can't describe it in text.  
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Never ask. Never narrate. Mumble gibberish and take your dick out.

Some girl looked at you this one time at Starbucks HURRAY
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#32
UtopiaFive

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lol i fuckin love gandhi

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1-2%20punch

and i thought you fuckin made this one up.  :)

Beast Von Gandi wrote:
1-2 Punch

A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.

Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.

You: If you like that, then check this out.

*You whip it out*

You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
Tyler wrote:
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Tyler wrote:

 It's weird how this works but the 1 - 2 punch is so good I can't describe it in text.  
Tyler

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#33
UtopiaFive

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cool.  say hi.  you're out every day too huh?
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 Sweet man, I love SF I might be there too next fall yo. 
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#34
dave7

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UtopiaFive wrote:
cool.  say hi.  you're out every day too huh?
dave7 wrote:
 Sweet man, I love SF I might be there too next fall yo. 



I'm out everyday for sure. I have too many things to work on, to learn, too many issues and problems, and not enough time to waste. So it's not really a choice anymore but a necessity. And it's just my source of good emotions so it's addicting and it becomes a lifestyle. Females are just so naturally a part of a man's life that I can't really moderate anything.
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#35
UtopiaFive

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day2 tonight.  did at a neighborhood bar.  she said she had to leave to go home by 1130 so 9pm sounded fine.  brought back to my place by 10.  her shit was so fucking wet thru her pants.  

somehow didnt make the shit happen.  got a bit annoyed by the resistence but i guess she had to go blah blah.  only thing that made me less than interested in not caring and letting her leave was that she found out she was 10 yrs older than me lol so i could def see her talkking herseolf out f it more easily in the future given that we didnt already bang.  

guess its whatev.  couldve gone out after but 2 drinks and being underslept imma just catch some zzzs now.  

oh yeah, not really 'an approach' but i briefly chatted up some girl in line at chipotle having been in my head all day at work, so thats cool.  
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#36
Drama

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AWESOME THREAD! Can't believe you are doing a year straight!! I am going to shoot for more nights out a week, but my schedule makes it impossible on some nights. 

Summit this year right?
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#37
Cat

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For that day2, my recommendation: call her up, suuuuuper low key, almost sounding like you're stoned "heeeeyyyyyy" style phone call, super short quick cute story about some shit (you can steal this: i went to the grocery store and saw an old couple hugging in the cereal isle and it was suuuuper touching and for some reason I thought of you) and then get off the phone.  No meetup logistics, no anything, just "thought of you, hey I gotta run, be good"

Plays with her a bit, is good.

Points for +10 years.  
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#38
UtopiaFive

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herp derp look i have some texting game
(need manwhores app so i can just upload this shit lol)

 me: blah
me: blah something else (2 days later)
me: blah something else else (another 2 days later)
girl: you are so sweet and hilarious blah blah blah blah but im on a break from dating
(me: thinking...huh? dating != banging)
me: durr look im funny
me: durr no dating im bored in this meeting
me: more....
her: lol
her: i love you
her: im funny too look
me: cool
me: u make me wet
her: *silence*
me: blah
her: blah blah blah
her: lol so some question?
me: *silence*
me: hours later, 'want to hang out? come to teh club ya. its not a date im hitting on other girls *wink wink*, something silly'
her: clever comment i am clever. hanging out w friends we may meet you. otherwise lets hang another night.

not a super win but from fuckin 'im not dating' to 'kk we can hang out' its fucken money. logical vs emotional mind live in action here.

lol at dating.  fuck that shit.  dates are for fags.  new line?  lol.  

hell no.  fuck that shit.  dates are for WHITE PEOPLE.  

YES
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#39
UtopiaFive

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mm cool.  i dont really care.  actually my plan was to NOT FOLLOW UP at all.  only go on first dates.  i will not do shit til saturday regardless, and then follow your advice, as this is better than nothing yet its still indifferent.  (as i really dont care lol.)  

<3 you thank you
Cat wrote:
For that day2, my recommendation: call her up, suuuuuper low key, almost sounding like you're stoned "heeeeyyyyyy" style phone call, super short quick cute story about some shit (you can steal this: i went to the grocery store and saw an old couple hugging in the cereal isle and it was suuuuper touching and for some reason I thought of you) and then get off the phone.  No meetup logistics, no anything, just "thought of you, hey I gotta run, be good"

Plays with her a bit, is good.

Points for +10 years.  
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#40
UtopiaFive

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hell ya a fuckin year.  what kind of lameness wold that be if i could do a year but not summit?

lol ironically i say this and think 'fuck...i DID want to do miami too'.  next year.  this year...summit + double bootcamp
Drama wrote:
AWESOME THREAD! Can't believe you are doing a year straight!! I am going to shoot for more nights out a week, but my schedule makes it impossible on some nights. 

Summit this year right?
__________________
RSD Misinterpreted: A Series of Posts on Popular RSD Ideas and How I Used to Misunderstand Them
Coming to you every Sunday...
Part I -- What Tyler means by "Drop the Self-Image Paradigm"
►Part II -- [What Do You Want to Hear About On a Coming Sunday?]
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