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UtopiaFive

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lol this movie looks super amusing 'hollywood sex wars' 3 guys bangin weak ass hos and then realizing 'we gotta get this handled'
one guy bangs a homeless chick
one guy bangs a weird fatty
and the other is bangin some emotionally chick whose crying about her ex

he looks out the window seein the natural JOHNNY EYELASH w 2 hotties -- 'he got more game than a PHEASANT' hahaha
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UtopiaFive

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Are you a nigro or something?

Or did you find a nigro in your wife?  Is that what brought you to the pickup community Cat?
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I hate you for your last two posts but I'm stealing your pancakes pull excuse for tonight so I have to pay my respects.

Go fuck yourself..

But... with love,
-Cat
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SexyMachine

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Dude, I can't open your thread at work now, the images are hosted on a porn site.  LOL at instigating the black in white fetish.
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UtopiaFive wrote:
Are you a nigro or something?

Or did you find a nigro in your wife?  Is that what brought you to the pickup community Cat?
Cat wrote:
I hate you for your last two posts but I'm stealing your pancakes pull excuse for tonight so I have to pay my respects.

Go fuck yourself..

But... with love,
-Cat

HOW DID YOU KNOW 

MY WIFE

WAS MY LIFE
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roadrally

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 How did this thread get so ridiculious so fast. 
Oh i guess its U5s
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UtopiaFive

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Oh the thread is now blocked? I considered the nsfw to not be a full asshole but should prob clean it up.

LETS KEEP IT EDUCATIONAL
SexyMachine wrote:
Dude, I can't open your thread at work now, the images are hosted on a porn site.  LOL at instigating the black in white fetish.
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UtopiaFive

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SUNDAY
SICK DAY

MONDAY
GOT SOME
MORE TO COME
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UtopiaFive

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So Saturday nite I go out and leave jacket in car, think I start getting sick, stomach aches n shit.  This is before pulling and not banging this paki who don't put out and I eventually tell IM MARRIED IM 37 I HAVE 3 KIDS (I'm 27, and this is all BS lol).  

Get home, sleep, Sunday I'm feelin pretty horrible, SLEEPY, SICK, ESTOMAGO IS HURTO ALL DAY.  I eat some chocolate muffins.  

DICK gets mad at me since I tell him I think Im too sick to go out.  

Sick day at work Monday.  Dur on youtube/internet.  Fun shit.  Sleep and dur, back n forth.  Do some errands, see the dr, he says to take this MAALOX shit.  Estomago is better but still on and off annoying pain.  

Go out presumably just for a few minutes Monday night.  Get to THE EL RIO see gandhi here and he convinces me ot beast up on this girl.

OOOOOOOOOOK lets go in.  He comes in to teh friend.  

"SO YA I SKIPPED WORK W A SICK DAY TODAY BUT FELT TOO GUILTY TO NOT GO OUT SO HERE I AM"
ha ha ah dur dur dur ha ha ha
"YA SLEEPIN ALLL DAY BEASTIN AT NIGHT IS COOL"
ha ah dur dur I do this every day
"OH IM ENVIOUS OF YOUR LIFESTYLE HOW YOU DO THIS?"
i work from home

bleh more bleh

The girl is HAWT and her BF comes in.  I chat him then they leave.  I'm feelin all good for JUST GOING IN meanwhile gandhi tells me "you gotta focus on the steps u could ahve tried for # even w boyfriend there, or screened before and # close etc".  True.  But I feel knocked off my pedastal.  

Tyler vs Jeffy.
STATE vs JUST EXECUTE.

I think they are the same, its not like Tyler doesn't execute, but Jeffy's focus is on EXECUTE and pointing out mistakes and where to have fixed shit whereas Tyler is more LETS GO and then pointing out at most 1 improvement (versus a mistake lol).  

REGARDLESS going to be good to be on bc w both this guyz in Miami soon.  

Anyway we hit next venue get fagged on as its a gaybar (I pulled 2nd set there 2 weeks ago on monday, now im all getting dickgrabbed by creepy fags so we bounce pretty quick) --
one girl in gaybar dance up on me "OH U LIKE MY ORGANE JAKCET HUH GIRL COOL"
she is durr extreme euro accent and CLAIMS TO BE AUSTRALIAN I DONT BELIEVE
ok come to bar w me ho
im not drinking
"can u get me a vodka cran"
"no but ill watch u get ur own"
retard walks away confused
idiot

i durr on some other talking about a paintbrush on the bar wtf
durr indeed, we durr to next bar

I build momentum by going to put my coat away then going to bathroom lol.

TO BE CUNTINUED...
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UtopiaFive

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 iamsodurrrightnow
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jlaix

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enough with the n word, stop it or you're banned
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