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December 5th, 2016
I hooked up with the meanest girl Ive ever met!
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zippykremlin

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I opened with Whats up! Her response was 'BITCH'. LOL her first words was literally calling me a bitch. I laughed and smilled and said you go hard woman!
She responded with 'yeah I mean Im just calling it how I see it your a lame ass CREEPY BITCH'

Honestly this jolted me inside. Ive never been called a creep before and Ive heard that its like the worst insult ever but on the outside I dont flinch.

I say you need some good dick and she responds 'Look at me I can get any dick I want and I get a whole lot of it'
so I say if youve never had mine then youve never had any dick. Then I turn around and put my back to her.

Then she screams fuck you at the back of my head. Starts yelling something about someone fucking her from behind and how it was great and blah blah...
So I say lets go and shes like Im not going home with you you creepy calls me several names. Im like 'lets go OUTSIDE not to my house! Shows what your thinking about.'

So I start walking towards outside and she follows me while yelling YOUR LAME YOU HAVE NO GAME YOU BLAH BLAH.

We get out side and i grab her waist from behind she yells for me to get off of her. But at this point this girl I just knew was dtf and i felt like it had to happen. There was no convo just her yelling insults to me and me touchiing her alot and her yeling at me for it. She wouldnt let me hug her and i didnt even go for the kiss at all. Then I remembered the 'women just need any excuse to go with you' lesson.

Me: come on I want to show you my bass
her: wtf is a bass?
Me: bass guitar
her: you own a guitar? You proly cant play it plus your ugly
Me: yeah I wanna show it to you lets go
Her: ok

we go to my car and while Im driving I put my hand on her leg. She pushes it off and says dont touch me. So i put it back on and say daaamn you got some long nice legs. She pushes it off again.

This happens like 5 times as I scoot moor and more up her leg. I say I can tell your horny so whats the deal?

She says 'I am not fucking you tonighht I can go home and finish myself off its only human nature that im... Never mind im not horny so...'
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Kaladyn

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 lol i think you were too smooth & nice about it, but hilarious how it went down. hahaha

should of raped her haha
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zippykremlin

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We get to my house and shes like this is kinds nice which threw me by suprise 1 compliment. We sit on the couch and I just go straight sex talk and sit next to her.

Im like Your hot as hell but damn your mean have you ever even had an orgasm before? Im guessing not.
She like fuck you not really I mean yeah. I keep telling her what a shame and I wish she could experience it. Im like if you get lucky maybe you will tonight.
Shes like wtf is wrong with you? Who says that I should be saying that to you.
Im like I can tell your used to dudes who always want shit from you, and who never have sex themselves. I want to have sex with you because I want you to experience how great it can be. I want to see you feel good and I can barely even cum unless I can tell the girl loves it. (which is true). But Im not that worried about it. If you play your cards right you might experience it.

My hand is rubbing her leg on auto pilot at this point and she doesnt stop me this time. For a while at least.

I asked her to tell me about her sex life and it sounds dismal. Even her best experiences sound average.

So then the wierdest sexual things happen. It was the meanest sex ever. Suddenly she like what do you want me to do so I tell her to let me see her boobs and she does. Then shes like I have a tight little to wanna se it? Im like YES.

She unzips her pants and pulls the panties down and shows me then shes like NO and pulls them up. So I say pull em down and start fingering and she moans then is like thats not great you suck fuck this. Im like pull your pants off and spread your legs and she does I eat her out.

She kept pushing my head away calling me names then saying she should fuck me then yelling at me then saying she shouldnt. Then asking me what I wanted her to do... Damn she was using push pull on me!

When we finally had sex I didnt go lightly though. Took out my frustrations lol she yelled at me after sex and when I took her home.

Anyway I had to write this because Im extremely happy that this happened. I feel great like on top of the world and so happy that im internalizing the lessons Im learning. This is one of the most crazy cold approaches Ive ever achieved and I just feel good! Thanks rsd for your content!
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DJMarco

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ICY!!!! lesson learned. Thanks for the report!
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zippykremlin

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BTW when I was rubbing her leg I wasnt doing it creep mode stlye. It was bold and I even said at one point 'I cant help but rub your long legs'
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LethalLex

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haha thats hilarious :)
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bad deluxe : )
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Powerhouse

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Nice.

Last girl I fucked asked me if I was gay several times.

The last time she asked I straight up slapped her across the face and said "fuck you whore".

She then attacked my dong.

Gotta keep that pimp hand strong.
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EventH

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Great report if you're being 100% honest that is awesome.

Thats type of shit which makes me realise yeh, don't sweat it when stuff doesn't go the way you THINK it should. Just keep your frame solid keep pimpin'

Good job dude.
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Mitizaro

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Keep up the good work, mate!
I wish you more wild adventures, and hopefully sharing them with us wink!
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zippykremlin

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Thanks!
For some reason it gets hard to type up alot of the adventures that happen after they happen. I dunno why but its like I just want to help other people have the same type of shit happen to them and not just be an internet braggard.

Sometimes something will happen and Im like I should type that up...... NAAAAH maybe not.

Im really glad people got something out of this and Im just really happy right now. Cloud 9. Cant wait to go out tonight. Especially knowing years ago as a young chode I would have been crushed on this maybe even crying or something lol.

And Ill always keep it 100 percent honest because im not some super great awesome dude I fuck up alot. Im not scared to admit that I fucking suck in many areas. Just dont post when Im fucking up because Im out trying to fix it.

There were times during this interaction where I was there with my gut wrenching thinking ok calm down check your environment clear you head breath. Because this girl got to me at least once or twice.

Anyway I have a day date right now to attend and not with her LOL.
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