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July 24th, 2014
RSD Inner Circle 3rd Official Board meeting Summery, Saturday the 10th
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James Ali Z

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  RSD Inner Circle 3rd Official Board meeting Summery, Saturday the 10th

Ladies and Gentlemen. My esteemed delegates and fellow travelers to the path of righteousness, beasting, pizza-rule feasting and/or other random jibber jabber. Welcome to the official summery of our last board meeting. Before we begin let me start off by apologizing for posting the summery so late. Truth be told I was under the weather. The flue, fever, lack of sleep as well as recurring nightmares about this dude with blades for fingernails trying to kill me explain why this was so.

The Attendance of Board Meetings

The members in attendance were Matt (Vice President), TWK (President), Huseyin (Membership Chair), Twentyone21 (Social Events Planner Assistant) and James Ali Z (secretary).

It was a matter of concern that several members did not attend. Also some cancelled at the last minute. This obviously has an impact of what we can achieve as a group especially considering that every member has their role and function within the group and the rest of us do not know the details and/or cannot perform that specific function that the other member can.
Look, at the end of the day we are all human beings and we have other commitments outside this board. We will miss the odd meeting, we will get sick or be stuck at work or have to take our pet chupacabra (goat sucker) to the vet, but we have to inform the board that we will not be able to make it and have to do so at least 24 hours in advance. It is best to tell the board that you can’t make it 2-3 days in advance, but as it is not always possible please inform the board 24 in advance.

Punishment. If a board member cancels at the last minute or does not attend without informing his absence in advance than there should be some kind of punishment. Although we did discuss torture and running laps, the wise and compassionate words of our president TWK made us settle for lighter punishments like the offending person bringing a pizza or some snack to the next group meeting. Later on the president TWK admitted that he was not really kindhearted, but a guy who just loved free food. Other options were also discussed like telling the guy who cancelled to do the Starfish when we go out together. Either way the punishment should be something that can be measured, by this it is meant that it is something that we can monitor and something we can make sure is completed.

The Pizza Rule

I think most of you already know this rule my dear bros, but just in case you’re not familiar with this revolutionary technology which the likes of Hitler, Stalin and Martin Luther King fought wars to gain let me explain. It’s simple, Person A says “pizza rule” out loud and points with his elbow towards a set and Person B is obligated to open the set. This can also be done in a slightly different manner where no specific set is pointed out and the other person simply has to open a set. Note that there is a time restriction and the set has to be opened within 60 seconds.
Now if Person A does this and Person B does not comply and open the set or fails to do so in time, Person B is then obligated to buy a pizza for Person A.

The pizza rule even applies if you are already in a set. Both people have to agree that they will be using the rule otherwise it is not in effect.

Social Chair and his lovely Assistant

The importance of actually creating and finding events that the group can attend was stressed. Our beloved social chair The Duck and his assistant our very own street-smart brother Dafunk are responsible for this and it would be advisable that they really put in a lot of effort to get such projects going and do so quickly, since this is not a new recommendation, but one that has been frequently brought up at board meetings. Also as will be mentioned later on it is important that we can and do create big events such as big parties etc. so that our reputation grows and people feel a strong desire to become members of our group, back us financially or work with us in joint ventures, for example clubs being willing to loan us their establishments because they know we can throw big parties and bring in money.
So it is important that our esteemed friends The Duck and Dafunk take action and do so quickly.

Jailbait debate

This is a complicated math equation that our very own Twentyone21 brought forth from his gifted yet dark and mysterious mind while trying to answer the age old question “what is the ideal age for a man’s long term partner” and it goes like this:

(Age x 0) + 15= The Correct Age for a long-term partner.

Even Einstein and Stephen “fucking” Hawking could not crake this difficult equation, but somehow Twentyone21 did. I for one say that this shows the diversity and untapped potential that resides within our group. I also asked a psychologist his opinion and he said that I was a sick bastard who should be locked away. He called the cops, but I’ve been training so I outran the search dogs.

New members, their potential role and goodies

Our membership chair Huseyin was advised to seek new members. It was discussed that there should be made a distinction between members and board members. New members are not only welcome but desired, but with all due respect this does not mean that they will be part of the board and have the same benefits that we enjoy. Obviously we will make sure that they will be invited to events, gatherings and fun activities, but they will not get things like free hotseats and other goodies that we shall receive from RSD or the board. This is because we set this whole thing up, we built it and as a result we have a certain amount of authority and deserve certain benefits. Other members have not had to put in as much effort and thus they will have slightly fewer benefits, though the benefits that they will get are awesome! :) This is called the Montreal method and is named after the Montreal crew.

Later on new members can ascend and possible become part of the board and thereby enjoy the extra benefits. You do not have to suck up to anyone to become a board member. This is not an ego club and we do not want you to suck our dicks. The question to ask is simply: “what value can you bring to the board and thereby the group?” If you have something to offer to the board that can bring value then you can possible become part of the board and enjoy the extra benefits. Like anything in life, you get what you give. The longer you are part of this board the better the goodies will be.

It must be mentioned as Huseyin intelligently stated that we need to be able to offer value to people, new members etc. before we can legitimately ask other people what they bring to the table. To do this we cannot be a group of people who meet up and talk once every couple of weeks. We need to host parties, events, have connections with certain people etc. so that we ourselves bring something to the table.

New members continued, facebook, forum, TGO, PR

On a different note, it was said that the RSD crew facebook page should be open to people from TGO etc. and that the RSD Inner circle page obviously should remain for the board members only.

Also we need to get people to the RSD Copenhagen Crew Forum. We need to do PR to attract people from TGO and other places. The more people we have who are active on the forum the more potential new members we have. Also they could become our clients or at the very least expand our reputation and thereby increase our popularity which in turn brings in more members, clients etc.
Also it has come to the attention of the group that there are people on the facebook page who are active or semi active there, but we do not see them or know anything about them. It is the membership chairs task to get in contact with these people and inform them about the RSD Copenhagen Forum.

Assistant Social Events Planer

Twentyone21 is now an assistant social events planner and he will try and find events, parties, gatherings, other fun activities that are talking place. His position though important, is an assisting position and we strongly encourage our social chair and his other assistant to continue their work as they are also responsible to find events, parties and fun activities etc. that are taking place and make it possible for us to attend. Twentyone21 will post his ideas and findings on the forum.

The Forum, Threads

Our president TWK, has encouraged us all to post more on the forum. We need to keep it active and alive. He also praised our efforts so far in making sure that the forum was active. TWK said that we need to do even better and post more. He is a wise man/robot/ yeti? And we should follow his advice, just not his advice on punctuation as the son of…. eeeh I mean Great Leader was 30 minutes late. But then again my post is at least a week late so who am I to judge? Besides the guy has been pumping steroids all week and I should probably remove any negative comments towards him as his guns and shoulders have become huge and I don’t want to get beat up by him (again).

Matt (VP baby) will create an entrepreneurship thread and a thread about general self-improvement.

Group Identity and Hidden Identity

We need a group identity and symbols that express that. Also it should be fun and lighthearted. Cola-light light not Pepsi-light light. We talked about things like having hats, T-shirts, a mascot (I prefer a giant pink bunny), a group song. A thread will be created, in fact I think is already created about this topic so we can share ideas.

On a very serious note, it is important to remember for everybody, board member or any person posting on this forum to never mention anyone’s real name. Do not make a fuck-up mistake of saying: “So I was out with Will last night and it was really fun…” Fuck NO! use the forum name instead. Always use the forum name. like:” So I was out with WcW giants wang lord 62 last night and it was really fun…” This is meant to be taken seriously, and is not a joke.

Other random issues that were brought up but never discussed

How to raise money – different ideas were thrown out there, but very loosely. I do not feel they merit a relevant mention. If anyone disagree please inform me and I will post a summery.
The only relevant information will probably be mentioned on its own on the entrepreneurship thread.

Book club -Think and Grow Rich.

Tasks, missions of glory

These are the ones mentioned at the end of the meeting, other tasks are mentioned in the summery and some tasks are not mentioned at all, but you should be aware of your own task(s) yourself.

Twentyone21 – find events, fun activities etc. (post them on the forum).

Matt – Entrepreneur thread, Self-improvement thread, Group Identity thread, Also create a penis enlargement pill.

Huseyin- Find new members, contact those guys who are active on the RSD-facebookpage who we don’t know very well and inform them about

the RSD Copenhagen Crew Forum.

Everyone – Think about a Hat for the Group, possible also a name. Check out the group identity thread.

James Ali Z – Do not get sick and post the summery late. Ups!

Catch you on the flipside Brothers :)
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DaFunk

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So very well written, that it almost seems unnecessary to show up for the meetings. Then again I've made some critical breakthroughs in the developement of the penis enlargement pill that must be shared with the group.
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James Ali Z

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 Thanks mate, always nice to be appreciated. Hahaha the development of the penis enlargement pill is an awesome step towards world domination and with your hard work I'm sure it's only a matter of time :)
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HotStud17

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This is possibly the greatest thing i've ever read! And my work on the penis enlargement pill is progressing - soon all you asian guys can have the same size penis as the rest of us! <3<3<3
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HotStud17

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Really good writing Ali! street creds and props coming your way
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James Ali Z

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 thanks dude, not just for the kind words but also for the creation of the greatest drug in medical history, the penis enlargement pill. May it make every man's dick hard and gigantic. MONEY; GOOD LOOKS AND DONG baby :)
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Huseyin

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Like the summary. Don't like the fact that you use my real name and not my username. You might as well post a fucking picture of me, idiot.
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James Ali Z

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haha for a second there I almost thought you were serious :)
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