THE FORUMS
Failed blowjob competition.
sounds like too much talking and not enough dong
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Yeah no shit.. i was trying to get them to sit together... I wanted to whip my dick out in their faces. But i could not get his girl to comply she was iffy the whole time and way too into him. Not enough into me. LOL In retrospect i should have just derobed in the bed with all four of us... but i instead just got real angry at the situation and started yelling.
i should have just gotten naked
i should have just gotten naked
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My hatred for women is non negotionable. Just kidding. I dont really feel like i hate women so i dont think its much of a factor. Could be wrong.
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Tobias
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Join Date: 06/11/2010 | Posts: 430
Just woke up in the backseat of freinds car. Ugh... go time. Elbo room 10 p.m. Go up to a herd of women wearing various buttons. The hot one is drunk. "What does your button say?" "I'm a tease, and its true... What would your button say if you had one?" she slurred. I mustered up my volume and pronounced "It would say PREDATORY REPTILE WITH WINGS." They liked this and the one I was least attracted too.. comes up to me and ask's
"How would you get me to kiss you if I only kiss guys over 6 feet." I answer her dumb question. "Easy... get on your knees and find out."
Fuck 10 minutes in and the hot one is leaving with like 5 other girls. I tell her to wait and we kiss. "Invite me i just want to talk to you more." She lies and tells me "No my boyfriend is back at the hotel." I tell her "Good ive been meaning to tell him what a slut you are." I'm now hanging out with the girl i was least attracted too. I start beasting infront of her... and she act starts opening girls for me... cool. I try to give her to some friends so they can fuck her but she doesnt like them or whatever.
A girl walks past me and ignores me "I AM IMMORTAL" I yell at no one but the heroic echos feeding back into my ears feeds my fury.
I'm somehow talking to an ULTRA hot girl... "Hey would you fuck a guy wearing these shoes?" I have no idea why i ask this... "No those shoes are kind of lame" she says. "Oh then FUCK YOU, YOU CAN JUST SUCK MY DICK THEN." and then i just stare at her.... She looks cut by my words... " I feel bad inside now...." she says as i coddle her with a hug and now we are kissing. She is hanging out with 5 dudes and they all swarm her and take her away.... I try to get her back but cant fuck.
My wing has some bitch hes making out with in an alley... He comes back and doesnt want her anymore for whatever reason so im trying to steal her... Her and I are 4head to 4head she tells me she likes me. She says "You are the perfect mix of pervert and funny." I like this best compliment every. Then my wing comes back it goes to hell... We pull the girl im not attracted to and the hot one to their place...
I'm waiting for my wing to pull his girl so i can just sit around with my girl... and hes just sitting there like a shy 4th grader so im like wtf... and then i just start berating him for being a chode.... yelling at him demanding he pull her into the other room but he wont... So fuck it.... its time for me to try and weazel my cock into his girls mouth....
I'm laying down on there couch and just start droping random sex bullshit..... every 3 or 4 sentences...
"I'm so fucking horny i dont know what to do with myself right now."
"this couch is what love would feel like... if i could feel love."
Then I tell them "Do you know what would be hot right now? Dick sucking competition you two..." they are like "fuck no" and start to get all irate... Immediately i respond. "Shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!! do you know how to deep throat?" They both reply with a "No" and I reprimend them for being fucking lame and tell them "You can just give us hand jobs then and lick the tips like fucking asian girls" To this they just kind of sit there and smile... and look around... "Thats a yes" I respond. I somewhere in here call them sluts and they start to yell again.... then i berate them for even reacting to me saying sluts... and i go off on a five minute tangent on how a slut is actually an integrity woman who every other women wishes they could be. Then one starts saying how shes known for giving handjobs. LOL we all laugh.
My wings girl and wing get on bed. My girl tells me to get on bed with them and i start to molest both girls... my wings girl is uncomfortable and tells me to stop... I'm like fuck this, fuck you guys and i start berating my wing for not handling his girl... my girl try's to calm me down and pull me out of the room... but fuck that.. i dont want to bone her... i just want to bone my wings girl.... and her if i have to.... so i hold onto the door frame as she litterally picks me up off the ground and i am holding on by fingertips alone continually cursing my wing.... NO NO WE ARE FUCKING OUT... WE ARE FUCKING OUT ALL THREE OF YOU ARE BITCHES... I COULD BE GETTING MY DICK SUCKED RIGHT NOW IF ANY OF YOU HAD SOME BALLS.. blah blah blah blah.
They all wanted it they were just all too pussy. Fags.