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Ozzie Boot Camp July Las Vegas - Cougars, Pole Humping, Security, Guns and Worms (Creepy is Good)
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MikeNY

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Ok so I'm going to break this review into a few chapters to make it readable...

Prologue - Cougar pull off the plane

Chapter 1 - Bootcamp
Chapter 2 - Mexicans and their guns
Chapter 3 - Creepy is Good

Epilogue - Return of the Cougar
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Prologue - PULLING A COUGAR OFF THE PLANE

So I'm flying from New York to Vegas for bootcamp on Thursday to start bootcamp on Friday.

I connect on another plane at Dallas-Fort Worth.  I'm sitting at a window seat and a tall slim blonde cougar is sitting next to me on the aisle.  I bust out the RSD tactical manual to do some reading on the plane.  I make some friendly conversation with her just to be polite.  We start chatting for the whole plain ride and I never get a chance to crack open the manual during the flight.   The conversation starts out really generic.  She's in town for a court stenographers convention.  I tell her and say that I'm hanging with friends and that we're going to have a weekend full of "challenges".  She's pretty interested and likes my carefree attitude.  I pick off that she's pretty insecure about herself.  The conversation gets deeper and she talks about her children, mentions that she's divorced, and the fact that other women are jealous of her because she hangs around their husbands "platonically".

She gets really pessimistic about life in general and I pull some Tony Robbins speech just to show some positivity.  She digs it.  She asks which hotel that I'm staying in.  I tell her the Stratosphere and she's curious about the rides on the rooftop.  She tells me that she's always wanted to go one of the rooftop rollercoasters in Vegas but she was always too scared.  I tell that you only you only live once and she should do it this weekend.  She likes my positivity.  I think nothing of it and we land.

She asks me if I checked my luggage I tell that I did.  She's happy and she tells me that she'll meet me at baggage claim.  She gets off the plane and I follow her.  I realized that I left my wallet on the seat and I rush back to find it (which i did whew!).  So take separate air trains to baggage claim and she gets her bag.  But she's not leaving.  We talk some more while we wait for my bag and I mention that she should hit up the rollercoaster this weekend.   She mentions that her only spare time was today and she doesn't want to do it by herself.  She's obviously giving hints that a retard couldn't miss.  I tell her I wasn't doing anything tonight and that we're gonna hit up the rides.  This cougar's face lit up like X-mas tree.  So we're waiting for my bag for 15 minutes only to realize that the plaine lost my bag along with half the other people on the flight.  

She curious to see if I'd freak out.  I was pretty chill and nonreactive.  I tell her worst comes to worse I buy some new clothes.  There's a huge line forming and the baggage claim office and people are filling out forms.  I thought the cougar would've left by now but she's still hangin around.  I talk to one dude for a while...he's pissed about losing his luggage.  I suggest to cougar that we go to the airplane bar to hang out while the line dies down and grab some drinks.  I buy a first round.  We talk for a while, mostly some positivity stuff.  I find any excuse to work some kino in.  I notice that she's wearing flip flops and that her toe nails were painted blue.  I make some lame compliment about her toe nails and play footsies with her....no resistance.  Eventually there comes to the point where she get's really emotional about her issues with her dating life that she's about to cry.  I use that as my moment to take both of her hand and tell her it's ok.  I immediately go for the kiss.  No resistance.  She's loving it!

Then the pissed off guy that I met at baggage claim comes into the bar.  We ask him what's the deal with the luggage.  His father is a pilot for the airlines and he found out that the luggage was coming in on the next flight which is about in an hour.  Niiiiicccceeeeeeeee!!!   I use that time to make out with her in the bar.  The hour passes and we get my bag and we head out to get a taxi.  We get in and start going to her hotel.  I immediately go for the make out and start grabbing her titties.   2 minutes later I pull her hand on my boner which she proceeds to stroke (i have mesh shorts...easy access).  Then about a minute later I whip my dick out and she starts blowing me for the whole taxi ride to her hotel.  The cab driver doesn't even flinch.  It must happen all the time to him....hey it's VEGAS!

We get to her hotel check in... go up to her room.  I throw her on the bed.  We fuck.  I can't cum for shit and it's been an hour and I'm tired.  I eventually just mount her and tell her to lick my balls until I cum on her face.  She gives me no resistance and I give her the Peter North special.

We shower and dress.  I'm ready to split.  But she gives me a guilt trip about going to the roller coaster and gives me some reverse psychology voodoo and tells me that she doesn't want to be a Stage-5 Clinger.  I said it was cool and whatever she wanted I was down.  She still wanted to chill with me.  So we go to the Stratosphere to "check out the ride".

I check in and we go to the room and we chill on the bed and I turn on the TV.   I'm tired as fuck and I really don't feel like amusement rides.  She's telling me that she has to go in a few minutes.  I tell her "Allright...whatever you want".  Pretty chill...mostly because I was good to go from fucking her.  We watch some television and she's starting to annoy me again "telling me that she has to go in a few minutes".  Another signal that she wants to fuck again.  I take her clothes off and start fucking her again.  Keep in mind that I just came an hour ago and this fuck isn't as fun as the first.  I'm fucking her which seems like forever and can't cum for shit again.  I'm getting tired and tell her to come down on her knees on the floor.  I tell her to lick my balls and i start stroking it.  She starts licking towards the chode region and immediately sends a signal to my brai
n that I'm going to cum. This time I tell her I want to cum in her mouth.  No resistance... When when I came she put up the "tongue shield" to not swallow what ever load I still had in me.  I HATE THAT SHIT!!!  


We showered again and she lets me know that she's wants to pass on the on the roller coaster.  She trying to generate some conversation to lead me into giving her my contact info.  I evade that thread like a nuclear submarine and send her off her way.  I'm too tired to go out and I hit the sack.

MY FIRST 4 HOURS IN VEGAS IS GOING OFF TO A GREAT START!  I CAN'T WAIT FOR BOOTCAMP!!!



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Chapter 1 - BOOTCAMP

Ok for those who are reading this chapter expecting a step by step breakdown of the program.... I'm not going to do that.   There's so many good Ozzie bootcamp posts (which led me to eventually take the Ozzie Bootcamp) that you can search for on the forum.  I don't want to be redundant on this review, rather I'd want to add some value and share highlights of the bootcamp that helped my specific needs.

Some background.  I'm 32... I'm socially intelligent... I get laid from time to time...

Things are changing in my life... I don't drink alcohol any more (booz helped me a lot in getting women), things were getting stale with the quality of women in my life (looks / personality).    Did the whole internet search thing yadda yadda....

Met someone who took and RSD bootcamp.  Short as fuck but he had balls of steel.  Got interested in RSD, then took a Hot Seat with Tyler, got on RSD nation and liked Ozzie's simple style of approach.  I'm not great at memorization and I never did tactics before so I felt this was a good place to start.  I was starting to get lazy in my approaching, it wasn't fun for me any more and it was getting stale.  I NEEDED A GOOD KICK IN THE ASS!

Fast forward to the bootcamp.  2 other guys and I do exactly the same stuff as that's what's mentioned in the other bootcamp posts.  READING IT AND DOING IT ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS!


- GRINDING AGAINST THE POLE OUTSIDE THE VENETIAN WHILE STOPPING TRAFFIC
- STANDING ON A PLATFORM ON THE STRIP TO GIVE POLITICAL RALLIES ABOUT NONSENSE WHILE DRUNK PEOPLE CHEER YOU ON
- GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE VENETIAN BY SECURITY FOR PICKING UP WOMEN ON THE ESCALATOR
- WALKING BACKWARDS WITHOUT LOOKING INTO A MOVING CROWD

.... and those were only the beginning drills.

Ozzie is a huge proponent of fear technology...   If you can mangage your fears then your performance naturally goes up because your outcome dependent.  He gave me an exercise to manage my fears and I now found a meaning of why I should approach hard sets. 

Develop huge cojones in difficult situations (challenges)...FUCK the outcome just develop the cojones through the process.  Then approach the easier sets after your cojones are inflated and your performance will go through the roof!  FUCK trying to approach the fatties for a warm up just to stay in your comfort zone.  GENIUS!!! 

We were at TAO and I catch a guy dry humping a girl against the wall.  This guy literally trying to bust a nut in his pants at the club.  I immediately see the challenge and try to break it up by being social.  

Ok so I'm thinking their boyfriend/girlfriend right???....WRONNNNGGGG!!!!!

ME:  Hey guys are you having a great night!  *I put my arms around them*

GUY:  What the fuck are you doing!  Are you trying to break up my party or something!!!

GIRL:  *out of her mind intoxicated*

ME:  I LOVE THIS CLUB... IT'S SOOOOO AWESOME!!!
 

The guy creeps off into the shadows with his dick in his hand and her girlfriends come out of nowhere to pull the girl back into their circle and ask if she's ok...

EPIPHANY!

Doing these challenges lifted a huge veil that was covering a fake reality that was in my head... Never would've guessed this stuff happens without doing it for myself.

You can actually attract girls while doing the bootcamp drills...

One cute Egyptian shorty was checking out one of our outdoor stunts on the strip and was trying to figure out what we were doing.  I tell her that we're part of a fear convention in Vegas and that I was afraid of spiders lol.  I don't think she bought the story but she loved the huge cojones.  Number closed it, but never had a chance to hit it up :(

Oh well there will another shorty the next day ;)

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 You can't see it of course, but after reading your report I gave you a fucking standing ovation.

Hats off to you sir. Well done.
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Chapter 2 - Mexicans and their guns

So during Day 2, Ozzie reinforced a lot of the fundamentals that he taught us last night during the discussion before going infield.  He also intoduced Physical Game especially escalation ladder as well as de-escalation ladder.  I was really psyched because I wanted to really incorporate some more physicality with the fundamentals of fear technology during bootcamp.  Ozzie told us before we went infield on night 2 it was optional to do physical game and that we were going to focus on fundamentals of fear technology but only stepping the difficulty level up!

I'm saying to myself "fuck this....i'm gonna step up my physical game tonight!".  I start doing some challenges and I basically out going as physical as I wanted to be.  In a way I was completing my challenges but I wanted to learn some new material.  It was like the scene from Karate Kid where Daniel-San wants to learn how to fight while Mr. Miyagi is just teaching him "Wax on...Wax off..."



We finish the night doing some a lot of harder challenges because the environment was louder and more crowded.  At the end we debriefed and Ozzie reiterated the fundamentals of fear technology.  I was pretty worried that I didn't get a chance to implement Physical Game that night and told Ozzie my feelings.  He understood where I was coming from, giving a sly smirk he insisted that that focusing on fear technology was the right thing to do and that my statement was duly noted. 

So the night was done and Ozzie stressed that we should get some sleep tomorrow because Day 3 was day game.   I accompanied the student back to the hotel with full intentions of going on the monorail back to the hotel and off to hit the sack.  But fortunately it was closed, so I used that as an excused to beast some more and find and excuse to do some physical game :)

I get to a bar at Harrah's casino and immediately claw the first girl I see.  SHE LOVES IT!  We dance for a bit.  I then move her to the bar.  Then move her to the dance floor.  Do some lifts in the air and threw in some spins.  She's loving it.  We talk for awhile.  Then she admits something to me.   "I really like you and all...but ' I'm on the clock' and I have to make some money tonight.  If I wasn't working tonight we could kick it blah blah blah blah...."   FML

Off to the next venue.

I get into another venue and realize it's 20 more minutes till closing time.

I see a group of latina shorties hanging at the wall.  One of the girls is literally trapped by this huge jock.  He's pinning her hands on the table and he looks like he's trying to do some mating move from the Discovery Channel.  



I immediately use this as material open her friend.  I'm basically making fun of this dumb ass because he doesn't get a clue, but he's persistant as hell (can't hate on that!)  I'm asking her friend (which turns out to be her sister) why is she just letting him do that.  I offer to break up that shit (since basically I've been doing that all night for the past 3 hours!) She said that she's being polite (maybe she was bored???).  I tell her that their parents definitely raised them a little too right for them to be THAT polite!  She starts cracking up.  And I nickname her sister Discovery Channel and tell her why.  She laughs hysterically.  We start dancing.  Then stop.  Then she immediately talks to another dude.  I remain chill.  It's closing time and the girls head out. I immediately pull some shit from Tyler's Hot Seat about entitlement and "not letting go of the bucking bronco"  I immediately hold her hand firmly as she's walking out of the club with her sisters.  I get NO RESISTANCE.  Keep in mind that this whole interaction has been about 10 minutes and it's 5:30 in the morning.  So the sisters see me come out of no where like Houdini.

SISTERS:  "WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY???"

ME: "THAT'S RIGHT I'M THE... 'WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY'!"

SISTERS: *LAUGHING*

ME:  "AND YOU'RE DISCOVERY CHANNEL"

SISTER: "WHY'S THAT?"

ME:  *DRY HUMPING HER MAKING ANIMAL NOISES*

After that joke they accepted me in their group and the plan was to meet these other guys at the Luxor and do some after partying. 

My girl is changing her shoes and complains that her feet hurts.  I immediately use that as an excuse to practice some physical game.  I pick her up and spin her.  I tell her now her feet isn't touching the ground any more.  SHE LOVES IT!!!   I proceed to do a fireman's carry all the way to her car teasing her that she's giving my biceps a workout.  She's worried that people are going to see her underwear through her skirt and I immediately go up to random chicks on the strip and show them her underwear.  SHE LOVES IT MORE!  There was a creepy cab driver in his taxi staring at us.  I show him her undies as well.  I think I made his night.  NOTE:  I THINK NOW I'M STARTING TO REALIZE WHY OZZIE DIDN'T WANT US TO FOCUS TOO MUCH ON PHYSICAL GAME.  I THINK HE WANTED US TO HAVE A SOUND STRUCTURE OF BEING OUTCOME INDEPENDENT FIRST AND LET PHYSICAL GAME COME ON IT'S OWN!  SORRY BUT THIS IS SOOOOO KARATE KID!!!



So it's the 4 sisters and me walking to their car and off to the Luxor.  All of the sudden during the ride some Facebook drama occured and it was my girl against all the other sisters.  I shutted the fuck up the whole ride trying not to fuck things up.  It actually worked to my advantage because the drama led to her wanting to be isolated from the rest of the group.  YEEEESSSSsssssssss!!!!

We get to the Luxor and my girl decides that she doesn't want to chill with her sisters.  NIIIIiiiiiicccceeeee....  I've got the claw around her and she's loving it!  She's holding my claw hand with one hand and grabbing my ass with the other.  Meanwhile she's mentioning that she's never met a guy like me and she's a "good girl" and "normally doesn't do this".  Meanwhile we're going to catch a cab to her hotel.

She mentions that she has no money for a cab so I'm trying to not look too needy supplicating with cab fare.  I make a deal with her that I'll make a bet on the craps table to win her cab fare.  So we i put a few bucks down on the craps table.  Meanwhile she's fascinated about the game of craps and I try to explain the rules.  She loves that I'm taking the time out to explain it.  I eventually lost the bet (got lucky in not so lucky in gambling).  I told her "Fuck it... I got her ride... at this point it was already in the bag and I didn't let her off to easy with the cab ride."  Besides the cougar paid for my cab rides so it made good karmic sense.

We get to her hotel...

HER:  ARE YOU COMING UP?

ME:  HELL YEAH.... I GOTTA TAKE A PISS!  ;)

We get  to her room and I do my business... She goes in after me and comes out in tank top and booty shorts.... NIIIIIiiiiiicccccceeeee....

I'm on the bed and I take my shoes off.  No remarks from her.  Do some talking.... I get closer.... she shuts up.... I mount her for the make out....  She tells me that her sister are coming soon... I ignore her and keep on going....  We're making out for a few minutes and while I'm mounting her (sorry for the MMA references).  Then I lift her legs over so that I get her in the guard position where her legs are wrapped around me and we're making out some more dry humping.  Then I escalate further by putting my hand on her and start rubbing it.  She's moaning and everything is going great!  

Then....

All of the sudden she snaps and resistance kicks in.... FML!!!!

I act chill... We talk... I constantly rub her back and caress her...  Then all of sudden...

HER:  I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING....BUT PROMISE ME YOU WON'T FREAK OUT....

ME:  PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A TRANNY....

HER:  HAHA NO STFU!

She reaches over into her duffle bag and pulls out a fucking glock!!!

WTF DID I GET MYSELF INTO!!!

I act chill and keep cool.  She explains that she brings it for protection.  I tell her jokingly that she'll need it because she doesn't know what I'll do to her :P


The gun pretty much broke the mood.  We start talking for a bit.  And I proceeded to start making out with her again, but then her sisters came in the door and broke the shenanigans...

Oh well .... atleast I got a good lesson in physical game :)




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Chapter 3 - Creepy is Good

This chapter is more of a summary of my experience of what I learned from bootcamp.

FEAR TECHNOLOGY - I now have a system that I can implement to improve my peformance.
FUCK PERFECTION - Just get it done... Who cares if it looks ugly... 
FUCK STATE - 
Truth is you're not going to feel "in state" 100% of the time.  Being in state is irrelevant to getting the job done.  Manage your fears, use it as fuel for performance and you can still tear that up regardless.
FUCK TACTICS - Tactics make up 10% of your game.  The rest of the 90% is fear related which translates into outcome dependence.  Focusing on the fear will allow you to implement the simple tactics on its own (physical game).

- CREEPY IS GOOD - Do I really need to elaborate on this???

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Epilogue - Return of the Cougar

So bootcamp is over and the team parts their ways.  My bootcamp classmate wants to go back but I'm spent.  I go back to the hotel exhausted.  I hit up the egyptian shorty girl.  We talk on the phone for a bit.  She asked if I was cured of spiders.  I told her that "I'm a changed man". I try get her to come out (My horniness trumps my lack of sleep).  She's going to a B-Day party at XS at the Encore.  I'm really in no mood to go out.  Plus she didn't explicitly invite me ...so I was good to go.  She asked for my Facebook and told her I don't have one (Reason #1 I'm anti-facebook /anti-Mark Zuckerberg , Reason # 2 I love denying girls a facebook & Reason #3 I have enough drama in my life) She said she wanted to visit NYC one day.... who knows... who cares...

Me and mexican gun toting chick are texting a few times each day.  She wants to come to NYC next month and I promised to give her the "NYC tour".... Niiiiiiiccceeeee....

So i'm on the plane going back to NYC connecting to Dallas-Fort Worth and out of all people I see the infamous cougar 5 rows ahead of me.

I'm praying to the gods she didn't see me.  I scrunch down in my seat and pull my cap over face to make sure she doesn't recognize me.

At the end of the flight.  She's looking back a lot (she did that on our initial flight to see if the bathroom was freed up).  That was the signal for me to pretend to go to sleep to avoid her... hoping she didn't see me.  

I close my eyes for 10 minutes and she's gone from her seat...  I play possum for another 10 minutes and open my eyes and she's back in her seat.

The plan lands at DFW and I make it my mission to be the very last person off that plane.  

I get off the plane and she's was waiting for me at the exit all that freaking time!!!


She's with someone else that I didn't know and I eventually find out that it's her sister.

She waves me down and I act pleasantly suprised ....

We chat for a few minutes... I lost my voice from screaming so much in the clubs ... So i'm in raspy mode....

Her sister is giving me the dirtiest evil "I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY SISTER YOU DIRTBAG" look.  

It's an awkward moment and I just give an uncomfortable smile.

The cougar wants a hug...so I give her a hug all the while giving the sister a smirk back like "YEAH I FUCKED YOUR SISTER TWICE LIKE A CHAMP....I WAS IN VEGAS BITCH!!!"

The End

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parabolic wrote:
 You can't see it of course, but after reading your report I gave you a fucking standing ovation.

Hats off to you sir. Well done.
Thanks man!!!
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Good job Mike!  Next time don't be such a back in the girl's hotel room...really??  No excuses on that one mate ;)

LOL- chick on plane picked YOU up.  U sexy beast.  Keep momentum going; welcome back to NYC!
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Awesome report!  I'll probably be in NYC for at least a couple weekends in Sept/Oct, would love to meet up sometime.
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A glock... haha... outside of my reality.
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