Ok, so THREE things happened today that were noteworthy.
I fucked a stripper!!!!!
Then as i was walzting around the Pope Rd market (I'm in Hilton Head right now y'all) Shirt off...NBD, I see two fine young ladies (I'm 18 and these girls must have been a smidge older) sitting on a curb. Without thinking I walk up and open with "why are you sitting on a curb?" they react well stating that there waiting for a friend, when whattya know!? friend walks around the corner!! so i shout "FRIEND!!" with arms out, and this 3rd lass comes up excitedly to give me a hug. The rest was just fluffing and closing on ones number after we established that clearly we enjoy Four Loko's. (yum? no..) ...curtain closes, lights dim, fade to black...
I'm laying out back at the Westin Resort poolside and I see two fine girls, must have been my age or one year younger, definite 8 and 9. they're being choded on by two southern looking dodes. I'm thinking I'll step in and take controll of the conversation, but I'm gonna wait and see if I have a chance to step in if they leave..either way win win.... well no win because while I've got my face buried in my book (no, not get laid or die trying) they dissapear. loss for the turtle..
Later on I bomb the Pope Rd ladies to see what there doing tonight, girl left her number in my contacts as "KEEGS :)!!" ..thats $, (and kinda fuckin lame.) she eventually responds with just "idk yet," so im thinking wow LOSS, a good amount of time later i respond with "k, i wont lie..i got nothin. when you get bored hmu, i may make an appearence." i dont get a response back untill im long since passed out asking if im with anyone but i still have yet to respond.
K-Swagless
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Join Date: 06/09/2011 | Posts: 4
Ok, so THREE things happened today that were noteworthy.
I fucked a stripper!!!!!
Then as i was walzting around the Pope Rd market (I'm in Hilton Head right now y'all) Shirt off...NBD, I see two fine young ladies (I'm 18 and these girls must have been a smidge older) sitting on a curb. Without thinking I walk up and open with "why are you sitting on a curb?" they react well stating that there waiting for a friend, when whattya know!? friend walks around the corner!! so i shout "FRIEND!!" with arms out, and this 3rd lass comes up excitedly to give me a hug. The rest was just fluffing and closing on ones number after we established that clearly we enjoy Four Loko's. (yum? no..) ...curtain closes, lights dim, fade to black...
I'm laying out back at the Westin Resort poolside and I see two fine girls, must have been my age or one year younger, definite 8 and 9. they're being choded on by two southern looking dodes. I'm thinking I'll step in and take controll of the conversation, but I'm gonna wait and see if I have a chance to step in if they leave..either way win win.... well no win because while I've got my face buried in my book (no, not get laid or die trying) they dissapear. loss for the turtle..
Later on I bomb the Pope Rd ladies to see what there doing tonight, girl left her number in my contacts as "KEEGS :)!!" ..thats $, (and kinda fuckin lame.) she eventually responds with just "idk yet," so im thinking wow LOSS, a good amount of time later i respond with "k, i wont lie..i got nothin. when you get bored hmu, i may make an appearence." i dont get a response back untill im long since passed out asking if im with anyone but i still have yet to respond.
Oh and FYI I didn't fuck a stripper...yet.