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March 27th, 2017
Ready to Bite the Ass Off a Bear....
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Northern

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The Legend of JT

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Crass- 
This is already the next EPIC field report journal.

Northern- 
Come back to NYC!

And here's one of my favorite player anthems for you to enjoy- 

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Crass

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@Northern & @JT - Love the two songs you guys posted. International Love is going to be my anthem for the next 2 weeks.

So much for not drinking this week…Yesterday evening out with colleagues to a spot near the office, 5 beers and 2 shots later, walk home buzzed and went to sleep early – A few years ago this amount of alcohol would have had me deliriously drunk. My tolerance is way too high.

Went to gym with trainer tonight. Declined going out on a bender...figured I’d try to being healthy.

Girl from my trip 2 weeks ago is flying out to visit me in London. Going to try for the 3-some that we planned but never did.

Will be out in London tomorrow evening with a few friends…Simple goal for the evening: Talk to at least 3 attractive girls, display intent, confidence, and be calm. Don’t worry about outcomes, they’ll handle themselves [Last week is proof that I can STILL get it done and that my rustiness will dissolve quickly].

A friend recently commented about how mellow + relaxed I am when I talk to women at bars and how my body language is solid. Great compliment – try to build on that tomorrow night.
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Crass

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Go out with my mate in the city. We proceed to drink a lot [so much for not drinking this week]. Shots & Mixed drinks. We go to a venue renowned for being populated by women looking to get sloppy drunk and then fucked. We go in and have drinks downstairs. Talk about business. Stare at hot women. Do not talk to hot women. Drink more. Drink more. Amuse ourselves by people watching and making fun. Enjoy each others’ company. Drink more. I am drinking a lot but cannot get drunk. Tolerance is way too high. Move from 80s music room to club room. Club room is full of cock. We go upstairs to find drunken women dancing everywhere. #winning. Go to bar and order more drinks. Cute blonde girl who is hammered beyond belief strikes up conversation with us. She can’t look straight let alone stand straight. This is amusing. Her friend comes over. Friend has a horse face but hot body. Friend is loud and Australian. I notice that Blonde girl has a growth above her lip…she just dropped 2 notches on the hot-meter. I decide I want to fuck Australian. We start talking. We drink together. Bla bla bla bla. I say mean things to her. Snippit:

Crass: Guess what
Her: What?
Crass: You’re a cunt.

Straight face, she finds this hilarious. I think it’s hilarious that she thinks it’s hilarious. I really don’t feel like making the effort to bang her. She’s got a great body though and as alcohol continues to absorb into my blood stream and my poor liver continues to work his nuts off…she seems cuter. We talk, I have laser eyes on her. She comments about how serious my stare is, we begin a staring competition. I beat her because she smiles first…she says those aren’t the rules. I tell her she’s a cunt. I slap her ass a few times at various points…complete compliance. I sense that I am trying too hard to generate attraction…she is already attracted. I read something by Distant Light about allowing girls to try to win you over and letting them seduce you. In my drunken stupor I remember this lesson and I disengage completely, walk to bar with my mate and we just chat. A few minutes later I go back to her when she is out of her chair. I steal the chair. She acts upset. I tell her to shutup and quit complaining. She starts dancing in front of me. She gives me a lap dance in the bar stool. While she does so I tell her, “Congratulations, you’re not a any more.” She continues to lap dance me. I am getting bored. I tell her to sit down and I give her a Crass lap dance. She fucking loves it. Lights go on. Bar is ready to close. Australian Girl + Blonde inform us that they want to go to another venue. My mate suggests my apartment, the Australian refuses. We try to come up with another venue that is open past 3am…I am new to the city and my mate does not have the energy to go out. He invites them over again, Australian refuses again. Instead of being superstars and inviting them to a new venue and party until 6am… We walk away. I did not bother to get her number, she definitely would have been a lay (either last night or later). Why am I so lazy? I am not enjoying the challenge as much as I used too. Oh well.

On a positive note, the last few times I’ve been out, I have approached very few girls but my success rate has been phenomenally high…this is how it used to be. This is how it should be. Getting girls is a by-product of being out and having a good time and being awesome. I still feel remnants of approach anxiety and I am still intimidated by super hot girls. The only way to push through this is to approach more and to approach more attractive women. Noted.
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Northern

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Crass wrote:
My mate suggests my apartment, the Australian refuses. We try to come up with another venue that is open past 3am…I am new to the city and my mate does not have the energy to go out. He invites them over again, Australian refuses again. Instead of being superstars and inviting them to a new venue and party until 6am… We walk away. I did not bother to get her number, she definitely would have been a lay (either last night or later). Why am I so lazy? I am not enjoying the challenge as much as I used too. Oh well.


You were a lot closer than you think here. We've had to figure this out because our Vegas place is off the strip by a good 2 miles, so we can't actually TELL girls we're going there (well often we can, but often we can't, you'll know which is the case). So here's what you do:

You: Let's go play BEER PONG!
Her: Where?
You: That Way (*points in the direction*) ... (immediately go into some other interesting conversation)

If she ever asks again, again just point and mumble "over there" or "that way" while continuing to be bantering and shit. Even better would be to not announce at all where you're going and just pull them. Remember it's called a PULL for a reason.
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Crass

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 Holy shit, it has been 1 week and 14 hours since I posted. 

This past week was a bad one for my health and my goals. I drank a lot, I ate a lot, slept very little, and went to the gym just once. Completely slothful. Nice….NOT.

Had a girl staying with me for the week so when I wasn’t at work I was cherishing her into the night [it’s why I did not sleep much]. I am officially butthurt that she is gone. She was very cool, drama free, great to be around, etc.

I found a link in one of the threads to Jeffy Show 2. I just spent 2 hours watching it. Excellent. Full of value. I took notes. One of my favorite parts was the discussion about social momentum. Jeff highlights the difference between the time it takes him to build social momentum and contrasts it versus how much time it takes Tyler:

“If you work 16 hour days, like Tyler, it’s harder to get momentum when you get to a club. Example: At the beginning of a night he does not want to approach. It’s not approach anxiety…he is just not yet in that headspace. However he will force himself to do it. For Jeffy it usually only takes 1 or 2 sets for him to get there. But for Tyler it takes longer, he works long hours during the week and it takes him a while to get into the headspace and to build his social momentum."

ALSO: Getting in state is like Jumping into a cold pool...no matter how many times you do it you’ll rarely WANT to jump in, especially if you’re warm and toasty. But how do you do it? You just jump in!
The more you attain social momentum, the more you will feel comfortable at the beginning of the night because you will know it’s simply a matter of doing the approaches. You’ll know that you just need to perform the right actions and you’ll know it will happen.

ACTION IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER. If you’re in a club and feel like shit...action is always the answer.
With state crash...just take action be excited, don’t overanalyze and don’t think about it. It will happen for everyone, even instructors. The difference is how you resolve it…The night is not a sprint it is a marathon and treat it as such. You will run into state crash, just fucking deal with it and move forward. You never know which set you’re going to pull."

I empathize with people like Tyler when it comes to building social momentum and finding that headspace at the beginning of an evening. Transitioning into it has been one of my sticking points here in London and I think part of that is because I do not have a good wing (or 2) to slap me into place. I've been meaning to get out with a couple of guys on the forum, but I was a and flaked out last week.

Personal Goals for the week:
Work out 3x or 4x
Eat well
Go out 3x this week, Thursday, Friday, & Saturday and only drink one of those nights.

-Crass
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It translates as “Victory loves careful preparation.” You would be amazed at what you can accomplish with planning."
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Crass

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Monday was a quiet day at work. At around Noon I decided… “Fuck this shit. I’m going out for the day.” I looked at my assistant and told her, “hold my calls, I’m playing hooky today”…..ok, maybe that’s not exactly how it happened. I don’t have an assistant - I just walked out of the office and quipped “be back later” before walking out the door.

Took the train down to a nice park in west London. My friend joined and we sat at the pub and had a drink. Chilled in the area for a while. Tormented the Locals. Usual shit. 6pm rolls around and I call my blonde girl and tell her that I am coming over. She’s given me lots of BJs but hasn’t put out yet, lots of LMR each time. Seen her 4 or 5 times. She objects to my visiting her apartment…

Me: I am in your neighborhood, I am coming over.
Her: How do you know that I want you to come over?
Me: Because you want a devilishly handsome, charming, witty man who is great company to grace you with his presence.
Her: Haha. Ok. Buzz my apartment and I’ll let you up.

So much for her objections. At around 9pm I arrive. She’s wearing a hot outfit and looks sexy. This is for me. We pour tea and chit-chat for a while. 11:45 arrives:

Her: The last train is at midnight, so if you’re going to stay you need to sleep on the couch
Me: I’m not sleeping on the couch. I’m sleeping in the bed, you are welcome to sleep on the couch though
Her: *Makes a face as though I just farted* No, we can’t do that. We’re not having sex tonight.
Me: Ok. No problems.
Her: Ok, so you’ll be sleeping on the couch

At this point the lights are off. I take off my clothes and jump into the bed with nothing but my boxers on.

Her: Wow. That was really manipulative!
Me: Yep.
Her: Ok, fine, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Me: No you’re not.

*I get up, double-claw her and throw her on the bed….heavy making out ensues*
In the midst of all the making out, she says something that will seem like it’s out of context, but allow me to explain

Her: Sooooooo, um….do you listen to your mom?

I immediately catch the reference. Let me explain to you why this is so money… On one of our dates I had mentioned how I have a running joke with my mom that when she calls and I am busy, I tell her that I am in the middle of an orgy with several supermodels. My mom’s response is always, “Make sure you use a condom.” My mother is a funny lady.

After my blonde girl says this, I chuckle and just say,
Me: Yes, I have condoms.
Her: Ok, but it doesn’t mean we’re having sex.
Me: Of course not. But just in case….

*I bring my bag next to the bed*
We trade massages, I tell her to take off her jeans. She wont. I steal a line I heard during Jeffy Show Pt. 2

Me: Ouch! They’re hurting me!

She takes off her jeans. I get naked. She has a smokin’ body. She gets on top of me and starts grinding on me. She goes down on me. I take out a condom and put it on, she makes a sad face because she can't suck it any more and says…

Her: But it’s so delicious

Hawwwwwwwt.I can’t believe she said that. I get on top of her but she’s still not taking off her underwear. I move the panties to the side and start poking around, she finally takes them off. 2 rounds (I only brought 2 condoms) and 2 BJs later, I go to work the next day looking like shit and completely exhausted.

#EpicWinning.

-Crass
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Crass

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Northern and Northstar came to visit me in London. It was epic. I have several things to show for it.

1. Two phone numbers…which is rather weak...until you consider the circumstances.
a.) One of the numbers was of a bottle service hostess at a club…she’s owes me a drink for a bet she lost
b.) Thursday night, I got so drunk I literally could not put coherent sentences together – I remember grunting at a girl and then scowling in disgust for some reason. Shortly thereafter, I fell asleep, literally, sitting up at our table in the middle of the loud club.
c.) Friday night we drank so much that we went through 6 bottles of grey goose
d.) We committed such ritual drinking induced Hari Kari that Northern and Northstar didn’t even woke up until 5pm on Saturday
e.) Sunday we started drinking at 2pm, got drunk, went home, took a nap, went back out.

2. Sunday night we found paradise/nirvana/Shangri la/enlightenment. Literally, this venue is my own personal garden of horny women…we showed up late, but I might literally end up living in this venue.

3. I drank so much between Thursday and Sunday that I have been taking heartburn and indigestion medicine every 4 hours for 2 days straight.
4. I will be detoxing until I visit Northern and Northstar in November.

I think I’ve completely resparked my Crass ways.

-Crass
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Met a foreign gal while Northern and Northstar were visiting two weeks ago. We texted back and forth and she had been pretty responsive. Finally we set up an evening to go out. I have a great D2 spot that has worked like gold since I moved to London. It’s centrally located and just a 10min cab to my apartment.

I am 2 weeks off Jeffy’s 12 hour hotseat. Full of great information. The most important thing I took from it – Jeffy is not superman, he’s not doing anything that you and I cannot do, in fact, a lot of his game is very normal; he just has experience and knows how to handle the small stuff. He also has great non-verbal communication. Absolutely fantastic. I agree that hotseat is as close to a magic pill as there exists for improving this area of life. The hotseat was professorial and as boring as a college class at points, but that’s what made it so great – it’s all about the fundamentals and detailed descriptions of how to get better. The burden is on me to absorb and apply.

That in mind, girl and I go to bar and she offers to pay – I tell her to pay for second round. I handle first round. We literally talk about work, life, family…nothing crazy. Sprinkle in a few jokes here-and-there. Things are going great. Textbook vibing. She buys round 2. At 10:30, she makes mention of how early I have to get up for work… “I’m fine, I’m trained to stay up late and wake up early”. She gets a bit excited that the night doesn’t have to end. Time for makeout – no resistance. She melts into it and then, “Wow! I’m blushing”. She is uncomfortably hot and bothered by the kiss. Definitely wants more. Awesome.

I invite her to go check out a pub that’s next to my apartment (I know it’s probably closed, which will be a perfect segue to go check out the view from my flat). Sure enough bar is closed. She doesn’t seem upset. Weather is nice so I lead her to walk around. We walk by my apartment complex, I point it out. I tell her I have a great view. She gets excited. “Actually, let’s go up now and have a look, it’s really nice”. No resistance. She comes up. I pour 2 glasses of wine which each get sipped once. Corner her next to the window, heavy makeout. Pick her up and carry her to bed. Resistance, “I wasn’t prepared for this!”….… “you’re going to call me later, right?” Yep. Glorious BJ.

My D2 abilities are nearing advanced level (Great for getting FBs).
My bar game is still intermediate.
My club game is absolutely awful
My SNL skills are not great either...but this was never something I wanted to focus on.
Because of my rigorous work schedule, I prefer FBs and having multiple interactions when things go well.

-Crass
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Colt

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the beauty of this is that this was a frame test right when you into the bar. she offered to buy drinks and you said you can buy the second round. about 99% of the other guys would have fallen for it. I guess that's why you get laid so much lol
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