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Neighbor

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 Ok, I finally decided to fire up the ole' field reports.  I figured I can't have Lateralus and ROC running around NOVA and DC like they're the only two putting in work ;)



Tuesday June 22, 2011

I end up day2’in this chick (HBvcu) I met Saturday night outside of Clarendon Grill as it was closing. She drives about 20 minutes from Falls Church and I tell her to park around my place. She’s about 30 minutes late, but whatever. We walk to Rock Bottom and grab food and a beer. Totally vibing with this chick, but I caught myself going into interview mode. Boring as fuck. We talk about other stupid shit and she starts to loosen up. We head out and start walking back. I tell her we are going back to my place to watch a movie and she looks at her watch and is like ehhhhh. I tell her NO we are going to watch a movie and I grab her hand and lead her to the castle. We makeout in the elevator and then I flip through the channels trying to find a movie. We end up on Marley and Me..aweeee.

Me: I’d much rather makeout with you than watch this movie
Her: (giggles) I bet you would

Instant tongue down and start feeling her up. She’s a little hesitant at first and pushes my hand away. Wash rinse repeat. She’s moaning as I rub her through her jeans and then I start fingering her. She plays with my love hammer and I carry her in and throw her on my bed. She is loving it and gets off twice, but ultimately puts up LMR and asks where the bathroom is. We both have to work early in the morning and she says, “I should leave before things get hot and heavy”. I just laugh at her and walk her out. Probably should’ve just pulled my dick out and reinitiated when she got back from the bathroom, but whatever. She’ll definitely be a repeat offender.

Well I’m off to Ocean City, MD tomorrow so this weekend should be full of adventures. Can’t wait to hit up Seacrets :)
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 shadesStay on the Main Forum Chode, this my territory smile

Good write up Champ, Go get'em in OC. 
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ahhhh bout time you started a journal homie:)  Great work on the FR, gauranteed lay next time and as you mentioned solid repeat offender moving forward.

I'm headed up to Dewey tomorrow so if you wanna terrorize Rusty Rudder after you get done at Seacret's Saturday hit me up:)  We need to drag Lateralus up there too, he doesn't realize what he's missing! lol
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Thursday June 23, 2011

I'll keep this short b/c I need to get some sleep. Pulled some chick from Seacrets last night. Interaction was physical as fuck from the start and probably pulled her in under 5 mins. Walking back to the hotel and she says she wants to fuck on the beach instead of in the hotel. However, she wants to go up to my room to grab a towel. Prob staying at one of the most confusing hotels and have no clue how to get back to the room. Sloppy I know. So we walk 30 steps to the beach sine we are staying ocean side.

Start making out and fingering her. She starts playing w/ my dick and gets naked. I end up trying to put the condom when I'm not hard and get sand all over it. Sloppy I know. I can't get hard so she starts giving me head. Condom is fucked but I don't tell her and let her keep giving me head. She gets pissed I won't fuck her w/o a condom. I laugh at her, leave her on the beach, and run back to seacrets. End up talking to a really cool chick for the rest of the night but end up just getting the number. Sloppy I know :)

Walking back to the hotel and run into my boy and 5 chicks. We pull them back to the room and basically throw girls at guys in our room. Not much happens but they're staying in the same hotel so I'm sure we'll see them tonight.

Ok I'm going to get some sleep. Beach game and round 2 tonight. This report ended up being longer than I expected and I'm typing it from my iPhone so I'm sure it's prob jacked up. Meh
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LR



Friday June 24, 2011

Not much game related happened Friday night.  Got back from the bar to find hotel security lingering around outside our room.  Apparently, everyone that left the bar early was getting pretty rowdy in the room and they were threatening to kick us out.  Me and boy decide that it would be a great idea to go swim in the ocean at 3am completely shit faced.  Of course hotel security follows wherever we go. We swim for 20 minutes and then cockblock some kid and his girl who are making out on the life guard chair.  Hahaha poor chode.  We then decide it would be awesome to climb the fence and go swim in the pool.  As soon as my boy dives in hotel security comes running but we are much to quick and jump the fence and take off.  Suckers. They are yelling at us the entire time which made it all the more entertaining.  

Saturday June 25, 2011

The girl from the end of the night in the last field report ends up meeting up with me and my boys on the beach.  She wasn't as cool as i remembered, but she was still pretty cute with a banging  body.  Her friends left OCMD so she had no place to stay.  She says she is going to look into getting a hotel room where we are staying for the one night. She then tells me her ex bf of 4 years ago is coming down which I couldn't careless, but there went her shot at a free room.  

We head to the bar pretty early since we wanted to go hard on our last night.  Everyone is pounding shots and rum runners with 151 floaters on top. Talk to a couple sets, but this one group is kinda orbiting our outrageously loud group.  My boy approached them earlier, but I did not feel like winging him. They come to the upstairs bar where we are and I finally had enough of their orbiting so I talk to them. The set blows wide open and they start telling me about all the creepy guys that were hitting on them and asking why I didn't come save them. One of my friends wings the asian girl while I talk to the other and then I pull them over to meet the rest of the group. They want to go dance but it's far too early in the night and I tell her I'm going to talk to other girls. She just looks at me like WTF. 

I then see the USA Mexico game on TV and start yelling AMURICA for the remainder of the night.  People are just looking at me, but I do not care because I'm the shit.  Yelling AMURICA becomes my new opener and people are just dumbfounded.  The ones that don't like it are told they are racist for liking Mexico and to get out of my country.  So then I decide I am ready to dance and go to the club section of the bar only to find the asian girl and her friend still talking to my boy who winged me and my original friend who opened the set real early in the night.  She tells me that she does not like me and I can not talk to her since I was off hitting on other girls. I laugh and tell her ok.  She looks at me tells me that she texted asking where I was.  This girl does not have my number so I call her out on her bullshit and she opens back up to me. My friend who originally talked to them scampers off when he sees how into the girl who he was talking to for the entire night was into me. I kinda feel bad for him and probably should've left it alone, but he didnt really seem to care.  We go dance with them for a bit and I tell my boy we need to get out of here.  My girl is always seeking the Asian girls opinion on what is going down.  I grab her and tell her sko and she's like hold on let me see what Asian girl is doing.  I see the dynamic and tell my friend he needs to lead the Asian girl out and my girl will follow because they are not going to split up.  We get all the way to the door and they tell us they want one more drink. ugh. My boy buys a round of beers and we quickly crush them and tell them we are leaving.  They look at each other and I tell them we are going to swim in the ocean. Now it is ok for them to leave the bar.  We walk back to the hotel and change into swimming shit and they looked shocked we are once again going swim at 3am.  They walk down to the beach w/ us and insist they are not going in.  We run into another kid that is staying with us and just got done fucking in the life guards chair, but he's engaged so not as cool.  The two girls strip down to their bras and panties and I carry my girl.  Water is freezing, we are pretty hammered, and I don't want to get eaten by shark so we only swim for 15 minutes.  

We head back up to the room and I instantly drag my girl into the bathroom and we take a shower.  We fuck in the shower for a good 30 minutes and then come out to see everyone eating pizza. JACKPOT! We crush pizza and curl up on the pullout couch and close the divider curtain.  So its me and my girl, divider, my boy and his fiance, and then my other boy and team Asia in the other bed. My girl starts giving me head and we end up fucking again. By this point the entire room is having sex now hahah. I leave my girl to go find my friend who says he is lost getting back to the hotel.  He was at the right hotel just on the other side of the hotel and he is pounding on the complete wrong door screaming because he thinks we wont let him.  He's excited to see me and I drag his sloppy ass back to out room.  The other kid who originally opened the girls we just banged comes back and looks completely shocked/sad they are in bed with us.  I feel bad but it is what it is.  We give them a ride back in the morning and then they decide to come get food with us. Whatever. The Asian chick ends up knowing one of my good friends back in PA...small world.  We leave them after we get food and I get stuck driving back to DC while my buddy sleeps the entire way. Fucker. I bet him the previous night that if I had sex that night that he would have to drive.  He didn't hold up his end of the bargain :( 
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 I see someone fell off the field report wagon shades
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Lateralus wrote:
 I see someone fell off the field report wagon shades
hahaha truth. Not much has happened game wise.  I went back home for the 4th to see the fam and did just that.  Went out one night, but just ended up catching up with old friends.  I actually watched all the opportunities present themselves throughout the night, but I did not care b/c I haven't seen my friend back home in awhile.  

Tuesday July 5, 2011

So I deicide to take a minor detour on my way back to DC from Northwestern PA.  The girl who I had hooked up with in Ocean City in my previous LR was texting me and telling me she'll take me out to dinner if I come see her.  I ask her what there is to do in Pittsburgh and she suggests we hit up the amusement park.  I haven't been to this amusement park since I was little so I think ehh what the hell why not.  Tickets are half priced after 5pm, but I end up getting half off the half off because the old lady selling tickets at the window loves me.  Basically no lines at the park so we ride pretty much everything in 3 hours. Awesome.  

She takes me to Primanti Brothers (awesome restaurant if you're ever in Pitt) and we crush food...she pays :)  I cant stand girls who never offer to pay for shit so +1 for her.  We stop and get some bud light pounders.  I ended up getting a hotel outside of the city for dirt cheap b/c I knew I wouldn't want to make the trip back to DC after being in Pitt all afternoon.  We head back to the hotel and start drinking.  I'm so full from dinner I can't even drink so we start making out and one thing leads to another.  We fall asleep after and she wakes me up at 2am to fuck again. ugh.  Go back to sleep and fuck one more time in the shower before my drive back to DC.  It's 1015...I make Burger King breakfast. Jackpot! 

She is already planning my return to Pitt by offering me coaster passes so we can cut all the lines at the park...hahaha. She also offered to buy Pens/Flyers tickets for the December game.  Her friend loves me so now I have a free place to stay in Ocean City, but I figure they might frown upon me pulling other girls back so not sure if i'll take them up on this offer.  Ahhh the benefits to beasting.  

I'm off to Atlantic City this Friday for my boy's bachelor party.  Shit is about to get real.  Need to make up for my missed time back home in PA.  :)
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 Well just got back from Atlantic City the other day.  As soon as we get there we start drinking and head to the pool.  Drunken chicken fights yayyyyy.  The old lady in the pool is not a fan we get yelled at by the cute life guard.  

I then head down to the casino and play the penny slots to get more free drinks.  My waitress introduces me to another cute waitress in a different section.  She gets me more free drinks and tells me to tip her guy that delivers them.  I laugh at her and tell her to give me her phone number which she does.  Drinks take too long....I'm a high roller, I've put $1.90 in this bitch so far!!!!  I see Sam and tell her this is bullshit as her drink deliverer chode walks by with my drinks.  I take my drink and don't tip him...Sam looks at me like I just killed 3 puppies for disobeying her and not tipping. Meh.  I smile and walk off to the black jack tables.  

We end up going to Casbah which is a club right by our hotel.  I chode around for a bit and get a drink and then hit the dance floor with like 10 other guys in the bachelor party.  The club is super loud w/ no quiet spots.  I'm not a huge fan of dance floor game so I just start jumping up and down and sandwiching girls (solid game).  I dance with a bunch with a bunch of girl and have decent interactions, but don't even try to pull because I'm having way too much fun w/ my boys.  Two girls follow us as we go off to look for food at 4am.  We end up at the Taj Mahal.  One of the sloptarts we are w/ starts throwing plates and butter knives...ugh this is not good.  I calm him down and we pay and go.  Girls are still following us even after I tell them to go home b/c nobody want them here.  My friend ends up taking the one back to the suite and banging her in the shower.  I go back to our separate room and pass out.  There are 15 dudes...we have a suite w/ one king bed and a couch and a regular room with 2 beds.  We accidentally lock the deadbolt to our room so 13 people have to share the suite.  They are not happy in the morning. I sleep like a baby.

Saturday morning we head to the beach bar and drink there all day.  Most people go swimming in the heroin needle pit of an ocean that is Jersey.  We head to a country bar in the casino for drink specials and I get yelled for having my shirt off.  RUDE!  We then head out and get food on the boardwalk and I have an awesome idea to start feeding the seagulls.  Soon there is a swarm of gulls. cawww!!!  I start throwing french fries at people's feet and watch them get attacked.  People are terrified and I find this hilarious.  It's a long walk back so we stop and get a plain funnel cake (reinforcements)...seagulls dont like powdered sugar.  Continue ruining lives with my army of gulls when the hottest bachlorette party I've ever seen walks out of our hotel.  My boy throws the entire funnel cake right in front of them and they get pissed and call us ugly.  :(  By the far the funniest thing i've ever seen.  

We then play some beer pong in the suite and get a couple strippers to come up.  They do what they do to the bachelor and best man and then they head to the bed.  They start eating each other out and 69'ing.  Two people get BJ's for $100/piece....waste of money when you can get those at the club for free.  We cab to the Borgatta to hit the clubs there...girls are so much hotter over here.  More jumping and waving like a retard at the hottest girls in the club.  They look super confused and have no idea how to react to my new dance floor game.  I'm brining down their social value with my retardness...they dont approve :(   ok normal mode.  Find a cute girl and start talking to her.  She asks where I'm from and I tell her heaven (credit alex).  We are holding hands and then go off dancing.  I tell her I would do terrible things to her and she should just quit while she's ahead.  She's eating it up.  I get real close to her face, but don't make out to keep the tension through the roof.  Wow powerful stuff.  I bite her neck and she throws me against the wall and Jersey turnpikes my dick.  She gets up and says I'm not the only one who would do terrible things w/ a big smirk on her face.  I go for the pull but her friend runs up right at the exit. 

Friend: Where are you going?
Her: ahhhhhh nowhere 
Friend: ok good
Her: (turns to me) i cant leave without my friends
Me: laugh and tell her ok

I then walk off and find the next shiny object.  Sure I could've stayed in set and won the friend over over, but most of my group had left to cab back to our hotel.  Yeah I really didn't care enough about pulling even though it was pretty much on.  

Meet up with the guys and grab food back at the hotel and then head back to Casbah.  It's pretty much dead which sucks b/c we paid $20 to get in.  We get a beer and head to the black jack tables instead.  It's like 4 am and our dealers name is Hung.  I don't really gamble all that much so I start rooting for the house and team Hung.  FYI people who gamble don't seem to like this...news to me :(  I find it hilarious and go to bed.  

We get food in the morning and head back to DC.  I really didn't focus on gaming at all this weekend and I would still put this weekend up there as one of the best.  Awesome time.  
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 Nice
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You're on a romp, I should visit Atlantic city some time.
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  I see someone fell off the field report wagon shades
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