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They are just testing you if you are congruent with your hard dong. longdong. be congruent with it. your subcommunication probably sucks, that's why 'girls don't like it'... it will auto-correct with the right amount of beasting.
Remember: Party + Dong
Remember: Party + Dong
How are you responding to them? It's probably somewhere on the spectrum between "gee sorry your majesty i am now your bitch please let me do anything to appease my crime" and "Don't apologise, you can't help being so hot that this happens. We're just animals, after all."
Hint: be more the latter.
Although on second thought, either end of the extreme is great. Saying to her "gee sorry your majesty i am now your bitch please let me do anything to appease my crime" with congruence would be dynamite. It's because you're probably right in the middle; trying to remember to be a strong guy, but also feeling ashamed and embarassed.
What did you learn as a kid? BONERS ARE HILARIOUS. GIrls also know this. Boners are fun, celebrated. In some cultures they carry giant wooden boners through the streets. You are ashamed of yours. Work it out chap.
Issues
Hint: be more the latter.
Although on second thought, either end of the extreme is great. Saying to her "gee sorry your majesty i am now your bitch please let me do anything to appease my crime" with congruence would be dynamite. It's because you're probably right in the middle; trying to remember to be a strong guy, but also feeling ashamed and embarassed.
What did you learn as a kid? BONERS ARE HILARIOUS. GIrls also know this. Boners are fun, celebrated. In some cultures they carry giant wooden boners through the streets. You are ashamed of yours. Work it out chap.
Issues
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I get boners just walking up to a chick so I tuck it under the belt till its time to bring out the goods. I literally have a boner 90% of the time im in set.
I tried walking upto them with it out but its too creepy no matter how cool you are, you cant open a group with a boner
I tried walking upto them with it out but its too creepy no matter how cool you are, you cant open a group with a boner
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"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." - Oscar Wilde
I get boners just walking up to a chick so I tuck it under the belt till its time to bring out the goods. I literally have a boner 90% of the time im in set.
I tried walking upto them with it out but its too creepy no matter how cool you are, you cant open a group with a boner
LOL exactly. thats my situation. but if I get it in set, I cant tuck it in. so that sucks. I tried walking upto them with it out but its too creepy no matter how cool you are, you cant open a group with a boner
weird awkward guy with boner = creepsville
awesome sexual alpha male oozing value with a boner = girls blushing, wet panties, grabbing your boner
they see you as the former, try to be the latter
awesome sexual alpha male oozing value with a boner = girls blushing, wet panties, grabbing your boner
they see you as the former, try to be the latter
yeah, but during daygame? I mean its always weird right?
I mean even if there is sexual tension! if I get a boner during the day, which happens, its awkward. how do the pros handle this?
Hotdog: Lol, thats funny. My friend took his cock out on the dancefloor in front of three girls. lol, epic.D::D
Hotdog, You could probably use slightly less of a boner. I'm sure it's a great boner, but don't go in showing that your mind is consumed with fucking. You're not demonstrating that you have any content other than your boner. Work on maintaining a semi, you'll go far.
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Hotdog, You could probably use slightly less of a boner. I'm sure it's a great boner, but don't go in showing that your mind is consumed with fucking. You're not demonstrating that you have any content other than your boner. Work on maintaining a semi, you'll go far.
LOL exactly gotta work on that. but how? prolly more reference experience so I dont get that excited anymore.
Go to dark venues. So boners can't be seen.
Partydong.
Partydong.
I dont think I've ever had a semi, plus the lack of blood in your brain helps you be less logical.
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longdong
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Join Date: 03/26/2011 | Posts: 113
but they dont like my boner.
I try to hide it but its kinda hard (literally)
they are creeped out, although they like me.
EDIT: even when there is sexual tension!
why? what to do?
this is not troll, this is serious.
thanks